WWE ROYAL RUMBLE 2024: AMERICAN NIGHTMARES DON'T GO TO SLEEP!

 Intro Was about St Petersburg from Prolific And Habitual Liar Hulk Hogan....except, he did live in Florida when he was working the territories, Of Course he did it while Partying with the Pope after Slaying The Jabberwokey in Narnia!

Return of Pat McAfee

Women's Rumble Bullet Points

• Return of Naomi, Impact wrestling mentioned throughout.
• Bayley was Entrant 3.
• Jordynne Grace, TNA Knockout's Champion made her Shocking appearance, Jordynne is not under WWE Contract, consider the year Mickie James and Melina Perez returned while working for TNA and NWA respectively and had bad Showings. However Grace had a Good Innings and was Eliminated via Bianca Belair hitting the K.O.D On her. That was Classy! They just showed her Respect by saying, this woman WWE fans have never seen, had to be taken out by a Top girl and from after her finish as well!
• The Dissention between Bayley and the rest of Damage Control grows.
• Refrigerator Jax Dahm near killed every Jobber in the match as this point. Poor Tegan Nox! Every time i see her entrance, I hear Nothing from the crowd. 
• R-Turd distracted Valhalla long enough to see her eliminated after 5 seconds.
• Roxanne Perez makes a surprise appearance
• Jade Cargill makes her long awaited debut!
• Tiffany Stratton makes her Rumble debut.
• I'm thirsty! Let me make some tea out of the tears of all the Newsletter Fanboys who thought Giulia, Some Indie Outlaw Girl Melty-Head has built a Shrine to, didn't debut in the Number 30 spot, instead they wasted the Slot on The returning CHICKEN WAITRESSES!
• Winner of the Royal Rumble: BAYLEY.

CONFIRMED FOR WRESTLEMANIA 40: BAYLEY VS IYO SKY FOR THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TITLE!

Now is the time to upgrade the Slow Burn of the Betrayal by Damage Control to a Full on House fire!

The Result of the Universal Championship was never in doubt, but this field of Reigns, Orton, Styles and Knight actually had me invested. But come on, let's be real! The Title ain't Going nowhere!

L***n P**l....

"I HATE YOU! I HATE THE AIR THAT YOU BREATHE!"

Men's Royal Rumble

• Jimmy and Jay Uso started the Rumble proceedings. Guess they aren't having a blow-off match at Mania!
• Andrade has returned to WWE. HOW DID I KNOW IT WAS ANDRADE BECAUSE THEY LET HIM SPEAK FOR HIS NEW MUSIC AND IT CAME OUT MUSH-MOUTH! 
• Someone please tell Karrion Kross to shave his hair off! He looks like My Niece when she had her Primary School Photos done in that Bun he's know wearing!
• Bron Breakker makes his debut and he had a good showing. Does that mean Braun is heading to Raw or Smackdown? I hope so!
• Cody Rhodes in at 15
• MVP is Back (YAY!) but so is Almost. (BOO!)
• Pat McAfee makes  his entry from  Commentary, but when he sees 7 foot Omos and Breaker he peaces out!
• McDumbass eliminated due to Truth's bad comedy. Damian Priest comes in the next buzz, and he is done with R-Truth, clocking him out cold!
• At 27, the in ring return of CM Punk.

WINNER OF THE MEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE: CODY RHODES!

So what Does this Mean? Well, If i am Teasing the Rock vs Roman for Night 2 at Mania, I'm not Letting a Smackdown Star win the Rumble! No Doubt At Elimination chamber Seth loses the Belt or Gives up the Belt, he Needs Surgery. So as it Stands:

WRESTLEMANIA 40 CONFIRMED MATCHES 

CODY RHODES VS EITHER ROMAN REIGNS OR SETH ROLLINS (AS OF TIME OF WRITING)

BAYLEY VS IYO SKY

And we are Done!

Here is a Little post amble on what i have planned! Thursday on Boggerboxoffice, I launch my Review of Blue Beetle. Here though Next Monday I will results of Superfight while I'm still waiting on New MLW Fusion episodes. I was in the Shop early Buying breakfast and Monster, when i noticed the new Icecreams are in, so expect a review once all 3 items are sold Nationwide, though it takes 2 days to get it Done-1 Magnum is a 1000 calories, I'm not eating 2 and a ice-pop in one day! The Icecream Review is a tradition at this point and the only detour before i Start on Reviewing The Quiet Girl.

See you here next week for MLW Results! Peace!

MLW RELOAD JANUARY 2024: MASKED-IMONY OR EM-MANCE-IPATION?

 Hello, Everyone and welcome to the First Major League Wrestling Reload, MLW'S Free PPV Series of Specials that will appear on Youtube either Bi-monthly or Quarterly. I Have a few Announcements. First, this doesn't mean I am not stopping weekly fusion results when Fusion does return to air. Second when there is a weekend that has Fusion on Friday morning and Reload on Sunday's that Post will be called MLW DOUBLE FEATURE On the following Monday!

MSL opens show with Sessions with Saint Laurent with Guess World's Champion Alex Kane. Monsieur Saint Laurent reminds Kane he signed him to MLW. So MSL Reveals he had the Sound crew make Something-A Mashup of Alex Kane's Music and World Title Federation's Music-Which is Obsession by Animotion! Saint Laurent's Sausage Fingers Hands Kane a World Titan Contract which Kane rips to cheers!

Opening Match was Zayda Vs Notorious Mimi. Decent Match, They are pushing Zayda who know has 2-1 on televised matches in her 3rd Televised Appearance, After the match, Zayda and MSL Demands Title Shot From Janai Kai, the Featherweight Champion.

Speaking of, In the back, Salina Dela Renta and Janai Kai are stalked by Azteca Henchmen.

Package on Sami Callahan's Tantrum at Kings of Coliseum. Because of his attack on Kojima 2 weeks ago, Kojima will face The Death Machine in the Main Event.

I have a feeling that this series of Special are the Spiritual Successor to TNA'S One Night Only. Remember them? The Shows so bad or mid, they saw me verbally foam at the Mouth? This Show is One of Those! Exhibit A: Steph De Lander Vs Masked Good Brother number 3- An Intergender Garbage match where A Legit Couple legally beat on each other...And Get Paid for it! This was ROTTEN! Each give the other a lap dance, Then Mance/MGB3 Proposed to Steph with a Bud Light Ring pull on her finger and a chairshot each, With Mance's Chairshot being the Finish.

Lawlor and Bishop Interview. Each want's to Tell what they are going to do their Opponents, but Only after the other tells them what they are going to do. Who's On First, What's On Second, I Dunno Whose on Third....

Video Package of The Taipei death Match At Kings of Colleseum, Which saw Sami Calahan bust open Akira in his lost to Page. An interview from the night sees Akira's face covered in a bloody towel. He wants Sami's head in a Match at Superfight!

Ichiban Vs Jimmy Lloyd Had a Good Match which Shows off that Lloyd is a Better Wrestler than his Garbage Wrestling Reputation allows. Salina Dela Renta and Jesus Rodriguez comes out, Salina to commentary and Jesus to Run interference!. Lloyd sets up one ladder in the ring and one horizontally on the apron and barrier. Jesus is sent through the second and Ichiban hit finish, The Jumping DDT, THE ICHIBAN-KAI! off the first. Salina angrily makes Middleweight Title match at Superfight: her Client Rocky Romero vs Ichiban!

It's time For The JOSHEEEEEE PRINCESS SHOWCASE! THE GODDAM 90 POUND SCHOOLGIRLS! A singles match Moka Miamoto vs Nao Kakuta: Moka is Dressed in a Kimono that makes her look like Nakiri Ayame from Hololive and Nao is Dressed like a Girl who went to a Costume Party as Asuka but Didn't have time to put on Makeup or Dye her Hair. And I Thought Kenny was the Mark for this Sh*t! I've seen More Joshi on MLW Than i have on AEW! And i am not Impressed! Moka didn't come to the Ring in a Kimono, she wrestles in It. And they do Silly Spots like Slapfights and Kiss chasing. One Move saw Moko Milk a Karate Chop Complete with a HIYAH! Finish was Nao Hitting the stiffest TKO, Which Rob Dombroski called a Fireman's Carry Stunner-Which it became because it was So Stiff. This Leads to Love-Doug asking out Moka, So this is what they are With Love-Doug, now that it seems Becca has left, the Company, But What about Brett Ryan Goseleen, What happens to him now he had no Girl to defend during the Love is Blind match weeks ago....We would soon Find Out!

Zayda finds out Brett Ryan Goseleen is crossdressing in her clothes.... and she's alright about it! They reconcile their Difference very quicky by going Shopping on World Titan Federation's Dime! Is it because i called Brett a Ken Doll Weeks ago that they are doing this ?

Delmi Exo Vs Tiara James in a dead match that becomes a Catfight when Zayda, Janai and their managers get involved. Watch it be a threeway at Superfight.

Next was the Billed "Free Televised Return" Of Matt Riddle, teaming with the Champion, Alex Kane who's really Enjoying himself now the crowd turned him Face, But he had his head on a swizzle, Because Not only Can his Opponents be in the Conversation for this belt, His partner for tonight is also in the topic! Anyway, Keep Josh Bishop in Tag Matches, He's Not Ready Yet! In less than a Year, he will be World Champion Material, But Not NOW! This was A nicely paced Match But, Riddle and Kane where two Nicey-Nicey to each other, Far too Chummy for Single Wrestlers to be that Trusting! MSL Tired to Stack the Deck by sending out Richard Holiday, But Alex KANE Neutralized Holiday Long enough For Riddle to Win with the Floating Bro! 

WTF brawls with Second Gear Crew Backstage. Rinse and Repeat. Rinse and Repeat!

Main Event was Jumped Started by Sami "ATTEMPTED FELONY M*RDER ON A T-SHIRT!" CALAHAN! Who you'd think would have copped out after all these Years. Nope! He's still the Same 5'9, Pudgy outlaw guy who shoves his Flabby belly into a  Moulded Kevlar Vest To give the illusion of a Figure, in the same way You Pour Liquid Jelly in a Jelly Mould to make a shape, Who still can't make a move with Cursing, flipping the Bird or Spitting Snot at his opponents-This match was Rotten and the crowd was having none of it! Kojima Being Number One Contender next Month was never going to Lose, But He Couldn't afford to-Especially Not to Dumi Calahan!

LOOKS LIKE MLW HAS BOUGHT BACK ONE SHITE ONLY UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME! AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT! JOIN ME NEXT MONDAY FOR THE ROYAL RUMBLE RESULTS AND AS SUCH, IF FUSION RETURNS THIS FRIDAY, IT'S RESULTS WILL BE NEXT! TUESDAY

MLW KINGS OF COLISEUM RESULTS -SHE GOTTA BICYCLE!

 As always I want to want to thank Fightful.com and MLW's X account for providing the Photos and GIFs so I can get this out. Thank You.

Wasted Youth/Alec Price defeated The Dirty B*****ds in a six man tag. Naturally i would have liked if Kevin Blackwood was still a part of this match, Especially after that Disappointing Climax to his feud with Tony Deppen Two Weeks ago! Deppen Took the Pin after a Doomsday device with Price making Faces like KENNY! the whole time!

This was her entrance on Saturday. I can indeed Confirm-SHE GOT A BICYCLE!

Janai Kai retains Featherweight belt Against Hyper Misao who made her entrance on a God Dahm Bicycle! Of course this was a Squash!

Second Gear Crew retains tag championship against World Titan Federation members Filthy Tom Lawlor and Josh Bishop, Despite Bishop chokeslamming Manders through a Table.

Ricky Shane Fat Mudshow F**k Page retains Openweight championship against Akira in a Brutal Taipei Death Match, with help from the returning Dumi Callahan. Of course these two Mudshow F**is From the County Fair would be friends!

Love-Doug defeats Brett Ryan Goseleen in a Love is Blind....Fold Match. Which is good and all...But What Now? Doug has the same Problem As Orange Cassidy, and Eugene! He's a Joke Wrestler, But he is ONE JOKE! Now Doug is no Longer A Simp for Becca, Who played no part in this match despite being the catalyst, Doug is only going to repeat himself, until he gets tired in people's eyes or Gets a new Gimmick!

Misticio (Sin Cara) announced for Superfight. But Which One? The Guy who couldn't do anything, or the Guy who Annoys the Boys with Fart Noises on long Bus Trips?

Alex Kane retains World's Title against Richard Holiday. After the Match Satoshi Kojima came out with Bagels for fans. As Rob Drombroski announced that Kojima's number one contender for Alex Kane at Superfight. Leading to Sami Callahan to brawl with Kojima!

Matt Riddle defeats Jacob Fatu via Submission. The Finish was Fatu going for his tried, tested and True Triple Step Moonsault, But on impact, Riddle used his legs to Choke Out Fatu in the Main Event.

Strange not to have any Title Changes at the PPV, But It makes sense, A new Season of Fusion Starts either This or Next Friday, and The fans Don't need changes to the Status Quo just yet!

Join me Next Time when MLW Fusion returns!

MLW HOLIDAY RUSH: HO-HO-HOKEY AND BULLSH*T!

 (The following was Written on Christmas Eve, after MLW sprang a Surprise on a Unsuspecting Europe!)

Recap of the Of last four months, with the Takeover by the World Titan Federation.

SIX MAN MIDDLEWEIGHT DIVISION SCRAMBLE MATCH 

AKIRA VS LOVE-DOUG VS BRETT RYAN GOSELLIN VS ALEC PRICE VS J BOUJI VS NOLO KITANO

6 men, 1 fall to a finish, LAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! and Again, it's a Multiman match, where 2 guys do moves at each other while the other four wait in the wings, for their cue. There was even a fake looking Comedy Spot where everyone Sans Kitano has each in a sleeper, until Doug got at the end of the Line and Shouted "WAIT!" The Five Eejits Stood like they were Queueing for a Bus leading to them all being hit like dominoes by Nolo's Dropkick. 

And then Goseleen had Stolen Doug's Santa Sack full of Chocolates and swung it and everyone sold it like they were hit by a steel Chair. After that Doug and Akira teamed and botched a move. Doug had dumped the bag onto Ryan's Head for a Superkick but it fell off. After doing it again, Akira kissed Doug full on the lips! Finish was Akira hitting Death penalty on Price after he cleared the ring with a Flippy And Dippy.

After the Match, Akira Cuts a Promo on the calling, named them A Storm ravaging MLW. That Akira bought into the message of its Leader, but with Raven Gone, a New Leader sits on the throne. But Ricky, Storms don't last forever. And this brings out the calling and Ricky Sends Cannonball to do his dirty work. The Tub of Cholesterol serves his purpose, and Ricky slides behind for a Raven Effect. He stands over Akira with his Openweight championship in hand. But Akira got the last laugh and kicked him in the balls!

Backstage, Salina Reveal her Wrestling Signet to her Promotionales Dorado Cohorts, only to be Spooked by a Burlap Sack- like the one they used on Cesar Duran when they kidnapped him this summer!

Oh Joy! 

Mr "I Nearly Killed A Man- Buy My I nearly killed a Man T-Shirt" Sami Callahan returns to MLW- GOD HELP US!

3 WAY WOMEN'S LAAAAAAAZY BOOKING MATCH!

TIARA JAMES VS NOTORIOUS MIMI VS ZAYDA W/ MONSIEUR SAINT LAURENT.

This was a NXT women's match any day of the week! Finish was MSL interfering by Pulling Tiara off her pin and into Zayda's Unprettier

We get a Video Package on Janai Kai's next Opponent for her Featherweight championship...and if you thought the Josheeee ninety pound Schoolgirls bringing Maki Itoh was their most Immature gimmick....HOOBOY! I WAS THIS MORNING YEARS OLD WHEN I LEARNED THE EXISTENCE OF HYPER MISAO! 

This Girl also sings to the ring, but she wears a Superhero costume and Bunny ears, hits people with a Squeaky hammer and Lego and once drove a Bicycle into her Opponent and a Pyramid of steel Chairs! It's enough to make your eyes water or Roll, take your pick!

Back by popular demand, MLW are Bring back the TV Specials with Reload this Month and Azteca Lucha returns in May on Thriller, the Former Fiteplus!

I Didn't realise how tall Matthew Justice was when compared to Josh Bishop, however the "Intense Icon" still outweighs the tag champ. Not much to write home about, as this match was 80% on the floor, for most of it. When they do return Josh Bishop Powerslams a table on a Prone Justice. Vicious Powerbomb through the same table by the Sid Vicious Lookalike gets the pin. But straight after Justice pushes himself and Josh to the back, more on them later!

Backstage Salina Dela Renta beats up poor Charlie the Cameraman.

Tony Deppen Vs Kevin Blackwood. It was supposed to a Big Blowup after months of Build....

(Sigh!).....IT BLEW ALL RIGHT!

Backstage, Zayda interviewed the newest Acquisition to the World Titan Federation, Richard Holiday ahead of facing Alex Kane for the World's Title at Kings of Coliseum on January 6th. Matt Riddle will also Return on that Show.

3 Way tag match between the Mane Event, the Dirty B*stards and Wasted Youth, who are Matthew Mathers and Dylan Mackay for those who said they  weren't named in the last show they where in.  I didn't pay attention to this match Wasted Youth won, but maybe I should have, as that Smiling Hobo they put In A Tuxedo claimed this was a contender's match after the fact! Maybe he was hired By Court Bauer because he saw him in a suit and thought he was Richard Burton! How's that for a Holiday reference?

Up on the arena's roof, and Bishop and justice fight to the top. Conveniently, there is a table on the Balcony and Of Course, Justice gets Put through the Table.

Next was the Intergender "Definitely Not A Trap" Match!

And Wouldn't You Know, Who Won The Pony? It was a Trap All the Long! First the Promotionales Dorado members ambushed Ichiban, but only when Ichiban was Sprayed in the eyes, did the Ref Ruled this a Disqualification. They then stole the mask off his face, which drew the ire of Mascara Dorado 2. 

The Tag team Championship match had all the elements of a great match.... but they just can't leave anything alone! 

Alex Kane was distracted by Richard Holiday sat at Ringside with a Glass of Red Wine, which off course he Throws into Kane's face causing another dq. The WTF attacks everyone involved. 

Backstage Janai Kai and Delmi Exo get into a fight backstage until the skirmish is broken up by Azteca Henchmen who hands Delmi an Envelope, she opens it and is Shocked in what she Reads!

"STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR THE RIZZLER?"

The Trilogy between Alexander Hammerstone Vs Jacob Fatu was your Main Event and before what happened After, should have believed that statement to be true 

But First to the Match.

For the last Four years this Rivalry saw the changes in their Careers. From Soldiers In two warring Heel Factions. To Hammerstone becoming the Hero the League needs to stop Jacob's Reign so it's only fair it ends like this.... with the Roles reversed With Fatu the Hero and Hammerstone the Villain. Match was Great as always. If you thought they would phone it on because it was non title, think again! Hammer bought the power, Fatu bought the Bloodline and the Fans bought chants to Hammerstone chanting the names of  "Medication" he may be on for his physique! Despite MSL on the floor and some Dirty Tactics, Fatu won by Delving into his Family's bag of tricks, a Double Spring Moonsault caps off the Trillogy.

After the Match, Saint Laurent Ditches Hammerstone and Fatu hugs him to applause. Hammerstone gets on the Microphone to thank MLW. It's Official- He's really Leaving! After putting over the Young Talent, He leaves the ring to hug MLW Owner Court Bauer. We close on another Announcement, but one that was known. Matt Riddle wants Fatu at Kings of Coliseum.

New Year Schedule for 2024

 Hello everyone!

By the Time you will read this, MLW Holiday Rush had it's results  just Dropped Five minutes ago. And so begins the New year with a new earnest. Here is the First Announcement that will guarantee a 600th episode in my Grasp within a year....

MLW FUSION EPISODES!

• All year Sometime after the 6th of January- New episodes of MLW FUSION every Monday including results of MLW Payperviews.

COMPUTER SAYS "NO!"

Back in September, my purchase of WWE Backlash was Hampered due to the inconvenience of 2 boxing matches on the sky box office system. Now I don't watch every Payperview and Backlash didn't matter in the scheme of things, but I take it personally when people have to make me go back on my word. So unless Broadband has to be purchased, this should be the schedule for early 2024.

SPRING SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

• January: Royal Rumble (contingent on Sky not messing with me)
• or...February: Elimination Chamber (Both will not be Purchased!) 
• February: New Ice-cream review
• March: All month, Wrestlemania speculation. 
• April: Wrestlemania 40.

SPRING SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

CLEANING UP MY ACT (JUST A LITTLE BIT) 

Last month, my Christmas special was put behind a warning. I am not disputing the warning, I instead am going to tell you, my loyal readers that I will do better. As such, I will be going a Change in my Reviews. The Film's Rating will be put first thing and a warning if needed on Content will be present. 

I understand that this will put people out of the flow and immersion of the review, but understand this is a change I must undertake!

Now onto to the films.

• January: War World: DC Animated Movie
• February: Blue Beetle
• March: Patrick's Day Special- An Caileen Cuain (The Quiet Girl)
• April: David Cronenburg's Crimes Of the Future.

I have also obtained 2 Films from last year that will make up my Ticket To Hell event. I Should tell you want they are, but given how they are Forever Destined to be put together is already a Clue beyond the title below.

• April-May: Ticket to Hell: Atomic Pink

By now you worked it out. Join me over on Bogger Box office tomorrow morning for Part 1 of War World!