MLW KINGS OF COLISEUM RESULTS -SHE GOTTA BICYCLE!

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Wasted Youth/Alec Price defeated The Dirty B*****ds in a six man tag. Naturally i would have liked if Kevin Blackwood was still a part of this match, Especially after that Disappointing Climax to his feud with Tony Deppen Two Weeks ago! Deppen Took the Pin after a Doomsday device with Price making Faces like KENNY! the whole time!

This was her entrance on Saturday. I can indeed Confirm-SHE GOT A BICYCLE!

Janai Kai retains Featherweight belt Against Hyper Misao who made her entrance on a God Dahm Bicycle! Of course this was a Squash!

Second Gear Crew retains tag championship against World Titan Federation members Filthy Tom Lawlor and Josh Bishop, Despite Bishop chokeslamming Manders through a Table.

Ricky Shane Fat Mudshow F**k Page retains Openweight championship against Akira in a Brutal Taipei Death Match, with help from the returning Dumi Callahan. Of course these two Mudshow F**is From the County Fair would be friends!

Love-Doug defeats Brett Ryan Goseleen in a Love is Blind....Fold Match. Which is good and all...But What Now? Doug has the same Problem As Orange Cassidy, and Eugene! He's a Joke Wrestler, But he is ONE JOKE! Now Doug is no Longer A Simp for Becca, Who played no part in this match despite being the catalyst, Doug is only going to repeat himself, until he gets tired in people's eyes or Gets a new Gimmick!

Misticio (Sin Cara) announced for Superfight. But Which One? The Guy who couldn't do anything, or the Guy who Annoys the Boys with Fart Noises on long Bus Trips?

Alex Kane retains World's Title against Richard Holiday. After the Match Satoshi Kojima came out with Bagels for fans. As Rob Drombroski announced that Kojima's number one contender for Alex Kane at Superfight. Leading to Sami Callahan to brawl with Kojima!

Matt Riddle defeats Jacob Fatu via Submission. The Finish was Fatu going for his tried, tested and True Triple Step Moonsault, But on impact, Riddle used his legs to Choke Out Fatu in the Main Event.

Strange not to have any Title Changes at the PPV, But It makes sense, A new Season of Fusion Starts either This or Next Friday, and The fans Don't need changes to the Status Quo just yet!

Join me Next Time when MLW Fusion returns!