Intro Was about St Petersburg from Prolific And Habitual Liar Hulk Hogan....except, he did live in Florida when he was working the territories, Of Course he did it while Partying with the Pope after Slaying The Jabberwokey in Narnia!
Return of Pat McAfee
Women's Rumble Bullet Points
- Return of Naomi, Impact wrestling mentioned throughout.
- Bayley was Entrant 3.
- Jordynne Grace, TNA Knockout's Champion made her Shocking appearance, Jordynne is not under WWE Contract, consider the year Mickie James and Melina Perez returned while working for TNA and NWA respectively and had bad Showings. However Grace had a Good Innings and was Eliminated via Bianca Belair hitting the K.O.D On her. That was Classy! They just showed her Respect by saying, this woman WWE fans have never seen, had to be taken out by a Top girl and from after her finish as well!
- The Dissention between Bayley and the rest of Damage Control grows.
- Refrigerator Jax Dahm near killed every Jobber in the match as this point. Poor Tegan Nox! Every time i see her entrance, I hear Nothing from the crowd.
- R-Turd distracted Valhalla long enough to see her eliminated after 5 seconds.
- Roxanne Perez makes a surprise appearance
- Jade Cargill makes her long awaited debut!
- Tiffany Stratton makes her Rumble debut.
- I'm thirsty! Let me make some tea out of the tears of all the Newsletter Fanboys who thought Giulia, Some Indie Outlaw Girl Melty-Head has built a Shrine to, didn't debut in the Number 30 spot, instead they wasted the Slot on The returning CHICKEN WAITRESSES!
- Winner of the Royal Rumble: BAYLEY.
CONFIRMED FOR WRESTLEMANIA 40: BAYLEY VS IYO SKY FOR THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TITLE!
Now is the time to upgrade the Slow Burn of the Betrayal by Damage Control to a Full on House fire!
The Result of the Universal Championship was never in doubt, but this field of Reigns, Orton, Styles and Knight actually had me invested. But come on, let's be real! The Title ain't Going nowhere!
L***n P**l....
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Men's Royal Rumble
- Jimmy and Jay Uso started the Rumble proceedings. Guess they aren't having a blow-off match at Mania!
- Andrade has returned to WWE. HOW DID I KNOW IT WAS ANDRADE BECAUSE THEY LET HIM SPEAK FOR HIS NEW MUSIC AND IT CAME OUT MUSH-MOUTH!
- Someone please tell Karrion Kross to shave his hair off! He looks like My Niece when she had her Primary School Photos done in that Bun he's know wearing!
- Bron Breakker makes his debut and he had a good showing. Does that mean Braun is heading to Raw or Smackdown? I hope so!
- Cody Rhodes in at 15
- MVP is Back (YAY!) but so is Almost. (BOO!)
- Pat McAfee makes his entry from Commentary, but when he sees 7 foot Omos and Breaker he peaces out!
- McDumbass eliminated due to Truth's bad comedy. Damian Priest comes in the next buzz, and he is done with R-Truth, clocking him out cold!
- At 27, the in ring return of CM Punk.
WINNER OF THE MEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE: CODY RHODES!
So what Does this Mean? Well, If i am Teasing the Rock vs Roman for Night 2 at Mania, I'm not Letting a Smackdown Star win the Rumble! No Doubt At Elimination chamber Seth loses the Belt or Gives up the Belt, he Needs Surgery. So as it Stands:
WRESTLEMANIA 40 CONFIRMED MATCHES
CODY RHODES VS EITHER ROMAN REIGNS OR SETH ROLLINS (AS OF TIME OF WRITING)
BAYLEY VS IYO SKY
And we are Done!
Here is a Little post amble on what i have planned! Thursday on Boggerboxoffice, I launch my Review of Blue Beetle. Here though Next Monday I will results of Superfight while I'm still waiting on New MLW Fusion episodes. I was in the Shop early Buying breakfast and Monster, when i noticed the new Icecreams are in, so expect a review once all 3 items are sold Nationwide, though it takes 2 days to get it Done-1 Magnum is a 1000 calories, I'm not eating 2 and a ice-pop in one day! The Icecream Review is a tradition at this point and the only detour before i Start on Reviewing The Quiet Girl.
See you here next week for MLW Results! Peace!
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