(The following was Written on Christmas Eve, after MLW sprang a Surprise on a Unsuspecting Europe!)
Recap of the Of last four months, with the Takeover by the World Titan Federation.
SIX MAN MIDDLEWEIGHT DIVISION SCRAMBLE MATCH
AKIRA VS LOVE-DOUG VS BRETT RYAN GOSELLIN VS ALEC PRICE VS J BOUJI VS NOLO KITANO
6 men, 1 fall to a finish, LAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! and Again, it's a Multiman match, where 2 guys do moves at each other while the other four wait in the wings, for their cue. There was even a fake looking Comedy Spot where everyone Sans Kitano has each in a sleeper, until Doug got at the end of the Line and Shouted "WAIT!" The Five Eejits Stood like they were Queueing for a Bus leading to them all being hit like dominoes by Nolo's Dropkick.
And then Goseleen had Stolen Doug's Santa Sack full of Chocolates and swung it and everyone sold it like they were hit by a steel Chair. After that Doug and Akira teamed and botched a move. Doug had dumped the bag onto Ryan's Head for a Superkick but it fell off. After doing it again, Akira kissed Doug full on the lips! Finish was Akira hitting Death penalty on Price after he cleared the ring with a Flippy And Dippy.
After the Match, Akira Cuts a Promo on the calling, named them A Storm ravaging MLW. That Akira bought into the message of its Leader, but with Raven Gone, a New Leader sits on the throne. But Ricky, Storms don't last forever. And this brings out the calling and Ricky Sends Cannonball to do his dirty work. The Tub of Cholesterol serves his purpose, and Ricky slides behind for a Raven Effect. He stands over Akira with his Openweight championship in hand. But Akira got the last laugh and kicked him in the balls!
Backstage, Salina Reveal her Wrestling Signet to her Promotionales Dorado Cohorts, only to be Spooked by a Burlap Sack- like the one they used on Cesar Duran when they kidnapped him this summer!
Oh Joy!
Mr "I Nearly Killed A Man- Buy My I nearly killed a Man T-Shirt" Sami Callahan returns to MLW- GOD HELP US!
3 WAY WOMEN'S LAAAAAAAZY BOOKING MATCH!
TIARA JAMES VS NOTORIOUS MIMI VS ZAYDA W/ MONSIEUR SAINT LAURENT.
This was a NXT women's match any day of the week! Finish was MSL interfering by Pulling Tiara off her pin and into Zayda's Unprettier
We get a Video Package on Janai Kai's next Opponent for her Featherweight championship...and if you thought the Josheeee ninety pound Schoolgirls bringing Maki Itoh was their most Immature gimmick....HOOBOY! I WAS THIS MORNING YEARS OLD WHEN I LEARNED THE EXISTENCE OF HYPER MISAO!
This Girl also sings to the ring, but she wears a Superhero costume and Bunny ears, hits people with a Squeaky hammer and Lego and once drove a Bicycle into her Opponent and a Pyramid of steel Chairs! It's enough to make your eyes water or Roll, take your pick!
Back by popular demand, MLW are Bring back the TV Specials with Reload this Month and Azteca Lucha returns in May on Thriller, the Former Fiteplus!
I Didn't realise how tall Matthew Justice was when compared to Josh Bishop, however the "Intense Icon" still outweighs the tag champ. Not much to write home about, as this match was 80% on the floor, for most of it. When they do return Josh Bishop Powerslams a table on a Prone Justice. Vicious Powerbomb through the same table by the Sid Vicious Lookalike gets the pin. But straight after Justice pushes himself and Josh to the back, more on them later!
Backstage Salina Dela Renta beats up poor Charlie the Cameraman.
Tony Deppen Vs Kevin Blackwood. It was supposed to a Big Blowup after months of Build....
(Sigh!).....IT BLEW ALL RIGHT!
Backstage, Zayda interviewed the newest Acquisition to the World Titan Federation, Richard Holiday ahead of facing Alex Kane for the World's Title at Kings of Coliseum on January 6th. Matt Riddle will also Return on that Show.
3 Way tag match between the Mane Event, the Dirty B*stards and Wasted Youth, who are Matthew Mathers and Dylan Mackay for those who said they weren't named in the last show they where in. I didn't pay attention to this match Wasted Youth won, but maybe I should have, as that Smiling Hobo they put In A Tuxedo claimed this was a contender's match after the fact! Maybe he was hired By Court Bauer because he saw him in a suit and thought he was Richard Burton! How's that for a Holiday reference?
Up on the arena's roof, and Bishop and justice fight to the top. Conveniently, there is a table on the Balcony and Of Course, Justice gets Put through the Table.
Next was the Intergender "Definitely Not A Trap" Match!
And Wouldn't You Know, Who Won The Pony? It was a Trap All the Long! First the Promotionales Dorado members ambushed Ichiban, but only when Ichiban was Sprayed in the eyes, did the Ref Ruled this a Disqualification. They then stole the mask off his face, which drew the ire of Mascara Dorado 2.
The Tag team Championship match had all the elements of a great match.... but they just can't leave anything alone!
Alex Kane was distracted by Richard Holiday sat at Ringside with a Glass of Red Wine, which off course he Throws into Kane's face causing another dq. The WTF attacks everyone involved.
Backstage Janai Kai and Delmi Exo get into a fight backstage until the skirmish is broken up by Azteca Henchmen who hands Delmi an Envelope, she opens it and is Shocked in what she Reads!
"STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR THE RIZZLER?"
The Trilogy between Alexander Hammerstone Vs Jacob Fatu was your Main Event and before what happened After, should have believed that statement to be true
But First to the Match.
For the last Four years this Rivalry saw the changes in their Careers. From Soldiers In two warring Heel Factions. To Hammerstone becoming the Hero the League needs to stop Jacob's Reign so it's only fair it ends like this.... with the Roles reversed With Fatu the Hero and Hammerstone the Villain. Match was Great as always. If you thought they would phone it on because it was non title, think again! Hammer bought the power, Fatu bought the Bloodline and the Fans bought chants to Hammerstone chanting the names of "Medication" he may be on for his physique! Despite MSL on the floor and some Dirty Tactics, Fatu won by Delving into his Family's bag of tricks, a Double Spring Moonsault caps off the Trillogy.
After the Match, Saint Laurent Ditches Hammerstone and Fatu hugs him to applause. Hammerstone gets on the Microphone to thank MLW. It's Official- He's really Leaving! After putting over the Young Talent, He leaves the ring to hug MLW Owner Court Bauer. We close on another Announcement, but one that was known. Matt Riddle wants Fatu at Kings of Coliseum.
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