Monday, January 22, 2024

MLW RELOAD JANUARY 2024: MASKED-IMONY OR EM-MANCE-IPATION?

 Hello, Everyone and welcome to the First Major League Wrestling Reload, MLW'S Free PPV Series of Specials that will appear on Youtube either Bi-monthly or Quarterly. I Have a few Announcements. First, this doesn't mean I am not stopping weekly fusion results when Fusion does return to air. Second when there is a weekend that has Fusion on Friday morning and Reload on Sunday's that Post will be called MLW DOUBLE FEATURE On the following Monday!

MSL opens show with Sessions with Saint Laurent with Guess World's Champion Alex Kane. Monsieur Saint Laurent reminds Kane he signed him to MLW. So MSL Reveals he had the Sound crew make Something-A Mashup of Alex Kane's Music and World Title Federation's Music-Which is Obsession by Animotion! Saint Laurent's Sausage Fingers Hands Kane a World Titan Contract which Kane rips to cheers!

Opening Match was Zayda Vs Notorious Mimi. Decent Match, They are pushing Zayda who know has 2-1 on televised matches in her 3rd Televised Appearance, After the match, Zayda and MSL Demands Title Shot From Janai Kai, the Featherweight Champion.

Speaking of, In the back, Salina Dela Renta and Janai Kai are stalked by Azteca Henchmen.

Package on Sami Callahan's Tantrum at Kings of Coliseum. Because of his attack on Kojima 2 weeks ago, Kojima will face The Death Machine in the Main Event.

I have a feeling that this series of Special are the Spiritual Successor to TNA'S One Night Only. Remember them? The Shows so bad or mid, they saw me verbally foam at the Mouth? This Show is One of Those! Exhibit A: Steph De Lander Vs Masked Good Brother number 3- An Intergender Garbage match where A Legit Couple legally beat on each other...And Get Paid for it! This was ROTTEN! Each give the other a lap dance, Then Mance/MGB3 Proposed to Steph with a Bud Light Ring pull on her finger and a chairshot each, With Mance's Chairshot being the Finish.

Lawlor and Bishop Interview. Each want's to Tell what they are going to do their Opponents, but Only after the other tells them what they are going to do. Who's On First, What's On Second, I Dunno Whose on Third....

Video Package of The Taipei death Match At Kings of Colleseum, Which saw Sami Calahan bust open Akira in his lost to Page. An interview from the night sees Akira's face covered in a bloody towel. He wants Sami's head in a Match at Superfight!

Ichiban Vs Jimmy Lloyd Had a Good Match which Shows off that Lloyd is a Better Wrestler than his Garbage Wrestling Reputation allows. Salina Dela Renta and Jesus Rodriguez comes out, Salina to commentary and Jesus to Run interference!. Lloyd sets up one ladder in the ring and one horizontally on the apron and barrier. Jesus is sent through the second and Ichiban hit finish, The Jumping DDT, THE ICHIBAN-KAI! off the first. Salina angrily makes Middleweight Title match at Superfight: her Client Rocky Romero vs Ichiban!

It's time For The JOSHEEEEEE PRINCESS SHOWCASE! THE GODDAM 90 POUND SCHOOLGIRLS! A singles match Moka Miamoto vs Nao Kakuta: Moka is Dressed in a Kimono that makes her look like Nakiri Ayame from Hololive and Nao is Dressed like a Girl who went to a Costume Party as Asuka but Didn't have time to put on Makeup or Dye her Hair. And I Thought Kenny was the Mark for this Sh*t! I've seen More Joshi on MLW Than i have on AEW! And i am not Impressed! Moka didn't come to the Ring in a Kimono, she wrestles in It. And they do Silly Spots like Slapfights and Kiss chasing. One Move saw Moko Milk a Karate Chop Complete with a HIYAH! Finish was Nao Hitting the stiffest TKO, Which Rob Dombroski called a Fireman's Carry Stunner-Which it became because it was So Stiff. This Leads to Love-Doug asking out Moka, So this is what they are With Love-Doug, now that it seems Becca has left, the Company, But What about Brett Ryan Goseleen, What happens to him now he had no Girl to defend during the Love is Blind match weeks ago....We would soon Find Out!

Zayda finds out Brett Ryan Goseleen is crossdressing in her clothes.... and she's alright about it! They reconcile their Difference very quicky by going Shopping on World Titan Federation's Dime! Is it because i called Brett a Ken Doll Weeks ago that they are doing this ?

Delmi Exo Vs Tiara James in a dead match that becomes a Catfight when Zayda, Janai and their managers get involved. Watch it be a threeway at Superfight.

Next was the Billed "Free Televised Return" Of Matt Riddle, teaming with the Champion, Alex Kane who's really Enjoying himself now the crowd turned him Face, But he had his head on a swizzle, Because Not only Can his Opponents be in the Conversation for this belt, His partner for tonight is also in the topic! Anyway, Keep Josh Bishop in Tag Matches, He's Not Ready Yet! In less than a Year, he will be World Champion Material, But Not NOW! This was A nicely paced Match But, Riddle and Kane where two Nicey-Nicey to each other, Far too Chummy for Single Wrestlers to be that Trusting! MSL Tired to Stack the Deck by sending out Richard Holiday, But Alex KANE Neutralized Holiday Long enough For Riddle to Win with the Floating Bro! 

WTF brawls with Second Gear Crew Backstage. Rinse and Repeat. Rinse and Repeat!

Main Event was Jumped Started by Sami "ATTEMPTED FELONY M*RDER ON A T-SHIRT!" CALAHAN! Who you'd think would have copped out after all these Years. Nope! He's still the Same 5'9, Pudgy outlaw guy who shoves his Flabby belly into a  Moulded Kevlar Vest To give the illusion of a Figure, in the same way You Pour Liquid Jelly in a Jelly Mould to make a shape, Who still can't make a move with Cursing, flipping the Bird or Spitting Snot at his opponents-This match was Rotten and the crowd was having none of it! Kojima Being Number One Contender next Month was never going to Lose, But He Couldn't afford to-Especially Not to Dumi Calahan!

LOOKS LIKE MLW HAS BOUGHT BACK ONE SHITE ONLY UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME! AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT! JOIN ME NEXT MONDAY FOR THE ROYAL RUMBLE RESULTS AND AS SUCH, IF FUSION RETURNS THIS FRIDAY, IT'S RESULTS WILL BE NEXT! TUESDAY



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