Tuesday, April 19, 2022

Ticket to Heaven: The Storyline: Part 2 The Playfight

 And so began the plan to ensure Joe-jack was on the next Ship to Harmonis. And to do that, it was decided that Joe-Jack had to "kill"  SatanicOstrich. They knew Sabaru, would never allow anyone from Earth on Joe-jack's merit alone to join her League of Heroes, so they had to do something on video to persuade the board, The Mara headed. Afterall, Joe-Jack was stupid, but he figured out that Sabaru ran the Galactic G-Men as a sports Team. The fights were match fixtures, the heroes the players and this fake life Eamonn was living with his "Children", well, Ostrich was shtum to tell the truth. After all, the Devil and all that!

So Joe-Jack had killed many before, ( see The Culchie Christmas Carol on Boggerboxoffice for more info.) The Zombies that haunt his house, a former Bed and Breakfast, all former tourists who unwittingly stayed after the first murder by his father. his wife, Joe-Jack's Mammie, cheated on her husband with a guest. She didn't know who, only that he was Foreign. That led to Padraig on a spree hat had led to innumerable deaths. A skill, a legacy he inherited, before somehow, for reasons, only making sense in his twisted honour system, ending up with Eamonn, then Eighties Lad Turned up, and then the adventures, the fights against Hell, the Fights to SAVE Hell, the time he was wrongly convicted of a child murder and Eamonn saved him

"So, Oi guessh dis time it's even, so it is!" He mumbled as he loaded his sawn off shotgun and cocked it.

He past his mother's room, and was tempted to say Goodbye, but he doubted that she would understand In her condition. Play fight or not. Whatever happened next, will be real.

Or not....as he arrived Ostrich had made it's arrival.

Or should I say, Entrance.

He had turned a manhole cover in the middle of Butt-Craic into Doom Fucking Mountain and made an Entrance that looked like a Music Number as it in all it's unnerving glory, stood in a one Shoulder Dress with a corsage and kinky boots.

Oh Joe-Jack here you are, to Greet me on my Coming out Party, my Darling!

(Jaysus, Oi thought oi tole 'im to tone it down, or People would get suspicious!)

Hey, you! Come down here, and face justice for your crimes, You Fiend!

"Fiend? That's the best you can do? I'm the lord of darkness, Bitch! I'll do things to that you will never think of, and get my Rocks off from it! And you want to kill me? You? You are not exactly on the Supply end of Virtue, you human Maggot-pie!

Yeah well, er....You....?.....FUCK YOU!

(He's calm down and sticking to the plan, that's good, if I just teleported, Saburu will just be suspicious of my lack of artistic flair.)

On cue it sensed it, one of The Mara's Camera Bio-Drones, this one not a Spider, but a dog shaped Cyborg that looked like it was once a Doberman, but stitched together with Camera parts and bionic Legs. It's muzzle stitched under a face that was stuck with blackened eyes filled with terror covered was replaced with a camcorder, which extended and retracted it's Scope every few minutes,

Well, that is the most Fucked up thing I've ever seen!

(But it mean she sent a drone meant for documenting, high paced, Quick moving action.)

Let's not disappoint our captive audience, you Second Banana, maybe I'll end you by peeling your skin and eat your insides!

And so the fight happened, in convincing fashion, a lot of  timed moves, dodged spells hitting their marks, it looked like Satan was winning the fight until Joe-Jack said the line that would ensure Sabaru got the message.

"I have a weapon made, by da Gawds, t"kill Divils!"


AND WE END ON A CLIFFHANGER, OH THE SUPSENSE OF IT ALL, JOIN US ON MONDAY FOR THE 3RD CHAPTER AND SEE IF SABURA FALLS FOR OR CALLS JOE-JACK'S BLUFF!


Monday, April 11, 2022

Ticket to Heaven: the Storyline: Chapter one: A rigged Lottery for a fixed game!

 (This is a companion piece to the current "A Game of Two Halves and No Quarter" and the previous "Sabotage By Sleep" storyline over on boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie This is been done here since until now, the Code Lyoko reviews have being separate from my storyline, and to avoid confusion from both parties, remain so.)

Time had past and despite the warning, Saburu's Galactic league of heroes, part Sports Entertainment, part Gladiatorial Fight, but false propaganda of Human-Demon Relations, had swept the planets of all sentient life. There was matches in bars. Betting odds on what hero would turn up to slay what rogue beast from the Collective Consciousness, and what was children kicking balls where now trading cards of these heroes.

But remember I said false propaganda, well not everyone was convinced of this good thing, especially not, ironically the Devil of this Reality, The Satanic Ostrich!

The Trip to the Too good to be true tropical Paradise world of Harmonis only made his skin (feathers?) Crawl. And then he met Eamonn's Children and a quick search of the kids souls....well that's why it and Sabaru has that little talk the last time. But the stupid cow let something slip, If she is the last of her kind, why did she say "others"?

This really Bothered Our remaining heroes. Without Eamonn on Planet and Eighties lad dead, And this odd situation of Ostrich on the side of good, (short that will last!) earth had one Hero, left-Joe-jack. 

By that Virtue, Joe-jack was the only candidate for This Reality's Earth to join as the Rep of the league, A league that Sabaru had manipulated since Demon's tried to plead for their lives in matches. But Ostrich had a plan to help investigate, well it was Plan B. Plan A was for Joe-jack to "Kill" Satan On Tv. And after the ruse. Both will Investigate the Barracks on Harmonis to save their Friend.

An' 'Ow r ya Supposed t'Come wif me if ever'one tink ya ded? Asked Joe-Jack with all the Eloquence of A farting Donkey!

I have that sewn up, Duckie! It'll be ya first time, so I will be....GENTLE!

YA WOT.....? Joe-jack didn't Finish his sentence as the 7th Avian Combusted into smoke and filled the Mouth and nostrils of the Filthy Groundskeeper.

Bit the Lordt Jaysus! Are you Inside Me?

ughhh.....Of all the Vessels I have Claimed, Your's is the Most Disgusting! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOAP TOUCHED YOUR SKIN? AND WHAT IS THIS? THERE ARE HOLES IN YOUR UNDERWEAR?

Course dere iz a hole in Me Drawers! How do ya think I farted in 'em?

OH GOD I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK! I JUST HOPE AFTER THE PLAY-FIGHT THE JOURNEY INTO SPACE IS NOT A SLOW ONE IF I AM STUCK IN THIS FESTERING DUNGHEAP YOU CALL A BODY!

(END OF CHAPTER ONE! I HAVE REALIZED THAT NEXT MONDAY WILL THE EASTER MONDAY BANK HOLIDAY AND ALL REVIEWS WILL PUT BACK BY ONE DAY! SO NEXT TUESDAY, THE SECOND CHAPTER WILL ARRIVE, BUT THIS TUESDAY, OVER ON BOGGERBOXOFFICE, TICKET TO HELL STARTS WITH 2 EPISODES OF CODE LYOKO!

ONLY HERE ON THE ENLIGHTENEDPAGE AND BOGGER BOXOFFICE!



Tuesday, April 5, 2022

Summer Schedule 2022

 With Wrestlemania over its now time to look ahead of what is to come in the next 4 months.

TICKET TO....HEAVEN TAKES OVER BOTH BLOGS!

This year will be that last time we will review Code Lyoko episodes as the last 9 episodes will be reviewed in 4 episodes of Code Lyoko return to the past now, which to this point was separate to The storyline at Boggerboxoffice and will remain so, However since this is the May finale of the current Storyline, All chapters of the story will be here on this blog every Monday til June. and the reviews over on Boggerboxoffice, Every Tuesday. Starting Next Monday

  • THIS APRIL AND MAY: TICKET TO HEAVEN: BOTH BLOGS!

SUMMER SCHEDULE FOR THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE FOR SUMMER 2022

we are still are wrestling blog here, but also a Wrestling blog in Ireland. So I'm still Tied to the Drudgery that is the Bank Holiday and both Hell in a Cell and Summerslam is stuck behind two of them. I can do the review at home, no problem, but Analytics will be Messed with until the following Tuesdays.

  • June-HELL IN A CELL
  • July/August-SUMMERSLAM

TAROTOBERWith Ticket to Hell taking up all my time in the immediate time, My Essay the tarot and it's influence on the storyline on Persona and Persona will be Pushed to July and will be done on the months i recover my health from doing a wwe review. So i can Confirm only one Essay for this summer months.

  • July-Tarotober-The Wheel of Fortune and Justice.

 500TH POST?

You are currently reading post number 472, I will try my best to get as close to 500 as i can this year or at least, by next year.

OTHER BUSINESS

To help with that, all the Limited edition food reviews and opinion pieces and drafts will be posted about, when they are made known.

 I will also want to remind people that i am still a person with My own Health, Issues and Responsibilities beyond this blog , and hold every right to postpone or even cancel anything to be with my family or Health Visit.

SUMMER SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

As mentioned above, starting Monday, Code Lyoko return to the Past now comes to it's end this year.

that's 4 reviews all month.

But i will reveal the next 2 reviews afterwards.

  • June-Ready or Not
  • July-Tag!
Thank you for your support as I reach for my 500th post. I'm currently on hiatus Healing myself from 35 hours without sleep thanks to Mania. I will return on Monday, but until then follow me on Twitter when i'm fully alert over on @RealEnli

but until then, do not Disturb!

PEACE!


Monday, April 4, 2022

WRESTLEMANIA 38: THE LONE STAR STATE OF YER MAN!!

 After Anthem and Promo of Mark Wahlburg reading off Idiot cards, we wasted more time with Cheer-skanks.

So first match for the Smackdown tag team championship, ended in heart breaking fashion for the challengers, Shinsuke Nakamura and Rick Boogs, as the latter tore his Patella lifting both Of the Usos. I think judgement call was made and this match was told to go home.

I knew they where paying attention too much to how the end of days finish has never being kicked out from, and sure enough, Drew McIntyre I kicked out of the finisher and bet the Undefeated (BUT NOT REALLY!) Happy Corbin. After the Match, Moss tried to attack Drew, who then, and I kid you not sliced the ropes with his sword so hard it made a Thunderbolt sound!

So Logan Paul is now Undefeated at Mania....

"FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU!
FUCK ALL OF YOU FOREVER, YOU FUCKS!"

After the candidate for Worst MOTY, we had the first real candidate for MOTY,  Bianca BELAIR Vs Becky Lynch. It's started with lots of Ground work, lots of Counterholds, but it's when the ladies could do what they they could do separately is when thus shone, going for their finishes Early, Becky trash talking, Becky using heel tactics, Bianca's power and Athleticism. And that was the deciding factor.

Cody Rhodes returned with his own music, to face Seth Rollins. It was the Cody Rhodes Revue, all the Moves you remember him doing in various points of his career. Rhodes wins.

And the last official match, because the New Day Vs Lame-Arse and Ridge Holland will be tomorrow. For the Smackdown women's championship, Ronda Rousey took on The champion Charlotte Flair, only because you can't put the title on the line on a zoom call! This was a clash of styles...but it didn't seem to click, the vision was there, there was just disconnect with the execution. Maybe because it was the last official match, maybe it's because they should have put one women's belt on different shows, but after a match that was hot and cold for me, Flair retains after a ref Bump! 

And the reason I called it the last official match, us that the Kevin Owens Show with guest Stone Cold Steve Austin devolved into a No Dq fight. It was Austin beating up Owens in front of his home state crowd and that was about it.

And so ends part one. Underneath these Asterisks the time will past by one day later!

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 Night 2 this will be Quick!

RK-NO MEANS NO BRO! retain against the Street Profits and The Alpha Academy. After match i kid you not, The Street Profits turn face after Turning heel 6 days priors so they can join Gable Steveson in a toast, To which Gable (Chad not Steveson) got in the face of Gable (Steveson, not Chad) after he threw a drink on him. Steveson attacked Gable to end the bit.

The next match was less of a match and more of a spectacle, as Bobby Lashley gave Omos is first defeat in Quick and Grandstanding fashion!

Sami Zayn lost to Johnny Nailballs....With help from all his inbred carnies!

"FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU! FUCK ALL OF  YOU FOREVER, YOU FUCKS!"

Naomi and Banks are the NEW Smackdown women's champions....Should have being Liv and Rhea!

In a match with no real threat, rhyme or reason, it was a shock that this was the Best match of the night! Aj Styles and Edge faced each other for the 1st time in a good back and forward. The end came when Damian Priest distracted Styles long enough for Edge to Spear Styles out of Mid air. Damian Priest in a faction lead by Edge. I'll buy that for a dollar!

There was a reason why Lame-Arse and WEDGIE lasted a minute, which i will get to in a minute! New day lost!

Next the Boyhood Dream has come through for Pat McAfee. From SOME NFL GUY! to Superstar! in a great performance against Austin Theory as Vince Mcmahon watched at ringside. McAfee won, But like Icarus He flew to close to the sun and challenged McMahon! And this is why the last match was this short. Looks like Vince had his match after all! with help from Austin, (Theory, Not the other guy...YET!) Vince bet McAffe. as Theroy's music played Vince reacted like someone was coming not know what it sound like (VINCE MCMAHON NOT WATCHING HIS OWN PRODUCT, CONFIRMED!) Until Out to save the day was Austin, (STONE COLD, not the other Guy!) Stunner to Theory, Stunner to Vince (who took it worse than his Best Friend, the Faketan Fascist) Beerbash with McAfee and stunner to McAFee who sold it by pouring beer down his prone face!

and finally, the BIGGEST WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENT IN HISTORY!....UNTIL THE NEW ONE! Roman reigns and Brock Lesner put on a fight that will be remembered forever. THIS WAS A WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENT, BECAUSE IT FELT LIKE ONE! Superb back and forth, great action, Brock can work like a face and not lose his Edge. But the Winner gets all the Praise, Roman reigns Won and unifies the Belts all night, Cole had mentioned the likes of Sammartino, Morales, Backlund and Hogan, All men have one thing in common, All of them had long reigns that would change the course of wrestling History, Hyperbole? perhaps it is, but Unifying the brands under one sole champion is Game changing!

Thank you for your time!

I will be back here with my Summer Schedule for 2022! tomorrow!

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Tuesday, March 29, 2022

THE MOST STUPENDOUS CARD REVIEW FOR WRESTLEMANIA BIG STAR RAINBOW TUNNEL

 Night one in the order that Wwe has ordained. But not officially the card order.

WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP

BECKY LYNCH (C) VS BIANCA BELAIR

This match I am looking forward to. But after what happened on raw this morning, they got it backwards. Becky who is the heel, got whipped by Bianca's Braid (who is a face) and last night Becky tried to cut Bianca's Braid off, Good solid Story telling

Until Becky got her hair cut by her own scissors! And Bianca never justified why! If she played it on culture, sure, but right now all she is going by is "no , my Gimmick!"

Money: I have to give it to Becky, solely on what matches make sense to be on Wrestlemania Backlash!

REY MYSTERIO AND HIS FAT USELESS SON VS GOBSHITE FROM MTV AND THE CORPSE POKING SCUM OF THE EARTH!


DREW MCINTYRE VS CRAPPY BOREDOM WITH DAD JOKE LOSS!

So recently, wwe had made a big deal that NOONE has kicked out of the End of Days, so i guess this why this match exists. So someone will do just that! Sadly not by himself!

money on: Drew with help with Moss

SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS

THE USOS (C) VS SHINSUKE AND BOOGS

Remember when Shinsuke was Booked to the Moon, until Vince ruined him? Shin is only here to put over Boogs, until Shin turns heel.

Money on: Don't know, Don't care! NEXT!

THE NEW DAY VS THE FREAKY BLINDSIDERS!

It's a Dream come true for Ridge Holland!

he Can Injure people on the Grandest Stage of them all!

Money on: Sheamus and Ridge

SETH ROLLINS VS TBA

If it is Cody, it will blow the roof of the place. But watch it Be Veer!

MONEY ON: I think it will be Cody Rhodes! as the opponent and the winner.

AND FOR THE OTHER WOMEN'S BELT

CHARLOTTE (C) VS RONDA ROUSEY

Charlotte has being making promos via Zoom and Ronda is Shaking hands and kissing Babies, instead of breaking hands and tearing limbs! I'm shocked how little hype i have for this match!

Money on: Ronda

NIGHT TWO

WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

COBBLED TOGETHER TEAM 1 VS COBBLED TOGETHER  TEAM 2 VS COBBLED TOGETHER TEAM 3 VS QUEEN ZELINA OF LILIPUT AND CAMELTOE (c)

4 teams

no Disqualifications

one fall

LAZY BOOKING!

Money on: Zelina and Cameltoe!

SAMI ZAYN VS JOHNNY NAILBALLS IN AN ANYTHING GOES BAD SLAPSTICK COMEDY STUNTSHOW!


PAT MCAFEE VS AUSTIN THEROY

As the toady of Mr Macmahon, Austin had to hear McMahon's Rambling Advice ever since, that bullshit with the Golden Egg! So When McMahon appeared on Pat's Broadcast pat's Dream to appear on Mania, became a nightmare when Austin Would Attack Pat repeatedly, but as An Announcer Pat had not Contracted Legal Recourse to fight back...but now the gloves are off!

Money on: Now when i first saw Pat, i thought he was just some bigmouth washed up nfl guy. But the Guy can still go! This watch will be Athletic for sure, i can't call it!

ANOTHER MULTITEAM TAG MATCH FOR THE MEN THIS TIME!

RK-BRO (c) VS THE STREET PROFITS VS THE APLHA ACADEMY

3 teams. one fall no dq. and if ends without Orton Turning on Riddle, then it really will be lazy booking!

Money on: Heel team! flip and coin and choose which!

EDGE VS AJ STYLES

Despite the lack of build i think this will be a hit!

MONEY ON EDGE

JUST ADDED!

OMOS VS BOBBY LASHLEY

This didn't need any build! Just have 2 Monsters overpower another and leave the bigger monster staggered off his Feet!

Money on: Bobby via Submission, what a statement that would be!

TITLE UNIFICATION

BROCK LESNER  (WWE CHAMPION) VS ROMAN REIGNS (UNIVERSIAL CHAMPION)

This match will end Mania and possibly the Brand Extension as both Shows World Champions fight for Dominance. And it's obvious who Should win. Sure Everyone wants a hero to beat the villain, But If Brock Wins. He'll Disappear for 3 months til the next payday!

MONEY ON: REIGNS!

AND THAT'S IT!

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Thursday, March 24, 2022

TASTE TEST 2K22: MAGNUM REMIXES, TWISTER MYSTICOOL PHOENIX AND CORNETTO CHOCOLATEY AND COOKIES

 MAGNUM WHITE CHOCOLATE AND BERRY REMIX



Package colour: Black and White design with the item hovering over the alternate colours, on the coloured panels. It's designed to look like a Milk chocolate chunk, a White Chocolate chunk and a raspberry are floating in liquid.

Calorie Count: 929

Taste: These Special Editions are smaller than the regular, But to Compensate they fill it with big Flavour, Including this year's Magnum series. That's right it's more than one this year! Taking on the food trend of Deconstruction, The Magnum reinvented itself a Double Sized Raspberry Ripple In a Half-and-half Chocolate Shell

Shell has thin depth, But good texture and Mouthfeel, But Raspberry is Famously overpowering, Being double ripple there is more raspberry than vanilla on display, it was about time they changed the script. In fact it was ME! who said last year I was getting a little bit bored of Vanilla rippled with whatever was  mixed with the chocolate. I'm not saying I'm the one who caused the change, that would be a vain comment to make, I'm just happy change has happened!

MAGNUM ALMOND REMIX



Package colour: Exactly the same as above, But Replace the world "Raspberry" with "1 and a half Almonds"

Calorie Count: 961

Taste: the outer shell is exactly like the other, However to Differentiate it from the above, Clusters of Nuts are Embedded in the chocolate. The last time Magnum Used praline, I suggested they used a Praline/ Vanilla Ripple to cut down the heaviness. I know this is just another coincidence that my Suggestions seemed answered in New Products, but after tasting it done in practice, I'm glad the taste wasn't too heavy, despite its 900 plus Calories.

CORNETTO SOFT COOKIE AND CHOCOLATE



Package Colour: Purple With Chocolate Syrup and Cookie crumbs with Pencilled Decals of Vines, Seashells, Swirls and triangles.

Calorie Count: 917 in a 81 gram item.

Taste: Vanilla and Chocolate Blended Ice-cream in a standard wafer cone with a chocolate filled tip, Ending in the Signature Soft swirl covered in Chocolate Syrup and dusted with cookies. It's being done before in other desert and confectionery mediums. With good reason: Covering Chocolate with More Chocolate is a decadent flavour, but how will HB continue to use Plastic domes for their cornettos, in a more green-minded World?

TWISTER MYSTICOOL PHOENIX



Package Colour: panels of red, orange and yellow in a flame motif. On each side a border made of a photo of the item. A photo of the item shows sparks and embers of red orange and yellow convey the imagery of the Legendary Firebird. Once again, as part of the kids range, Photos of an Orange Slice, a mango served "Hedgehog Style" and a single raspberry. And it's boosting of "Only 66 Calories". But once again, I must add mixing juices from different sources makes this more sugary than any mineral.

Calorie Count: However 66 Calories is nothing to be sneezed at!

Taste: remembering the last time I reviewed a twister icelolly, I have a bowl on standby should it fall off the stick after one bite. Surprisingly, the item stood firm. Much like Peekablue before it. Every bite of Phoenix, Melts into a flavour consistent with the Mouthfeel of a smoothie. Also another gripe that I mentioned before that us now remedied, the mango yellow stripe is a more brighter yellow colour as opposed to it being a urine colour.

Overall, a Great Batch thus year, I will probably have more of these this Summer, Beyond this Review.

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Tuesday, March 8, 2022

TAROTOBER: STRENGTH AND THE HERMIT

 WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS DISCUSSIONS OF TOPICS YOU MAY FIND OFFENSIVE. DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

STRENGTH



Strength is the 9th card of the Major Arcana is ruled by the star sign Leo, as evidenced by the lion in the artwork. It is Designated 8

A Woman Attempts to open the jaws of a lion with her bare hands, An Act which not only requires physical strength, But the Courage to do it, and the Fortitude to carry it out.

This card means Strength in all its forms: physical strength, Courage, Honesty, Willpower and Fairplay. If used to Inquire about illness, this is usually the card sought after for quick recovery. 

For a single person this card represents, it's usually someone who Job requires working with natural items of some manner, or someone Born under Leo.

Ready to throwdown in this Five-way (PAUSE!) Are Yuko Nishiwaki, Persona 3's Sports teams manager,  Kou Ichijo, the Basketball team route, Daisuke Nagasei, Persona 4's Soccer Route, Justine and Caroline, Persona 5's Petite Prison Guards. And finally Karin Kanzuki Heir to the Kanzuki Fortune and Kanzuki-Ryu Fighting Style!

Yuko Nishiwaki



We met Yuko last time as part of Kazushi's Social Link last month. Yuko is the manager of whatever team you join. If you choose to talk to her after training, you'll start her social link by ending up in The Cafe at the mall.

Despite being a great Manager for 3 different sports teams, Yuko doesn't seem to be motivated in any other aspect of her life, she's unmotivated at school and binge eats junk since her metabolism is so high, after all teenage years is all about fun, right?

However that Attitude trickles down, as she is constantly pranked and made to play nursemaid to the immature sports teams, But she is actually targeted by a girl holding a Grudge for "stealing her man", in truth, he was two timing them both!



One day in the mall, Minato and Yuko are bumped into by 4 young kids in the 4th grade who live in her building. They were moved off the park by bigger kids, and they mocked them saying they will let them play if they beat them in a race. Angered by the bullying, Yuko takes it upon herself to teach the kids all she knows. Soon the Kids Challenge the 6th Graders. Winning 2 and losing 2 races, it's a tie. But the older kids start showing some respect.

After Coaching the kids it seems Yuko's motherly instincts have kicked in and she really does entertain the idea of being a mother, but she sees sense and wants to a professional Athletic Manager, and it inspired her to do better academically.

Yuko goes from being the unmotivated girl to someone with the convictions to do what's right, though the gum prank was a thread that went nowhere, Yuko gets a point for being the both the straight and inverted meanings of the card's aspects!

Kou Ichijo (Basketball Route)



In Persona 4, If you join the sports teams, you have two choices. Basketball or soccer and you can befriend one of two best friends each with their own story. If you choose the Basketball team, you will follow the story of adopted Rich Kid, Kou.

 Daisuke tells Yu that Kou has being living on a side house on his parents estate. You see, his family are traditionalists, and don't approve of him playing Basketball. After Rich Bitch Ai Ebihara blags her way to become sports team manager (More on her when we cover the Moon!), Kou tells his friends he is indeed adopted, Due to his Matriarchal Grandmother wanting an heir and not seeing the Ichijo name die out with her son. But two years ago his mother gave birth to a daughter, so the line of succession is in question.

The week after, Kou doesn't show up to practice. You find him on the school roof, Lying there, Depressed. He stood up to his parents and they gave him his blessing, but he was at practice earlier and played, but something was off, he feels like his family doesn't need him, now they have a blood heir. And it's not because she is a baby, they are literally having tutors for 2 year old Shisiko! So Kou has an identity crisis, So Daisuke has a plan to cheer his friend up: a basketball match for Kou to compete in.

Despite the close game, the team loses. All that good will is lost on Kou, it only makes him feel more worthless. So he plans on going to the orphanage for information on his birth mother.

He learns both parents died of Illness when he was 6 month old, he's sad but feels better learning the truth except the rushed nature of the writing and the cleanliness of the letter can only mean it was written RECENTLY! This would cause others to react angrily at a lie like this, but Kou feels that for someone to do this, someone must really care!

So Kou confronted his parents and Grandmother and after a shouting match, they comforted their son. Returning to Basketball Kou feels like he found himself.

Kou's Story is about having the courage to stand up, and the Fortitude to keep on it, even though he felt like he lost everything, though gathering that courage once more he found himself. In the Story that is all about "Reaching Out to The Truth", this story runs a good parallel to Everyone else's Struggle with their true selves.

Daisuke Nagasei (SOCCER ROUTE)



If you join the soccer team, Don't expect an easy go at it. In fact the boys from Rural Inaba, Don't take too kindly of Big City folk joining their team. Luckily, you have Captain Daisuke watching your back, Especially when they lump cleaning duty on Yu. So to prove a point he helps You clean up, and offers to train you in secret, even if he acts like a jerk to some girls.

After Ai becomes the Soccer manager in this timeline, the others ask if he finds Ai Attractive. This leads to some light teasing that he takes to heart.



It's Match day and Yu is the star player, with Daisuke feeling proud he's part of the team. But the next day at practice, Daisuke is off his game and Kou is worried his breakup is getting him down, So when Kou arranges a blind date, Daisuke storms off. Kou argues but he's right, Daisuke needs to move on. He's being noticing his ex has being coming to practice, but after apologizing for not being as tentative as she was, only to find out she was not here for him but another player she's now dating.

Like Kou, the story of Daisuke is about negativity and identity at odds with each other, the difference is one needed Courage to deal with his problems, the other needed Honesty to deal with his. Turns out he is not gay, he does fancy a girl: Chie!

Justine, Caroline and *Spoiler Character

Left, Caroline, And Justine, right.


One Constant in the World of Persona is the Velvet Room, A world Between Reality and Dreams. Only those who had Signed a Contract can enter and everytime, the room had changed to suit the situation the hero was in.

For Minato Yuki, his room was a freefalling elevator for his descent to Earth.

For Yu Nurakami, It was a limousine, driving towards the truth

And for Ren Amamiya, For his feelings of being trapped for a crime he didn't commit, his velvet Room was a prison, his clothes become a jumpsuit, Igor poses as his warden and as always Igor is aided, but this time with not one, but two attendants. Twin girls, the Passive Justine and The aggressive Caroline, there is also a voice that steers Joker to trust Igor in the first place, a gentle girl's voice from a blue butterfly.

Like their Velvet Room Counterparts, your Wardens want you for a Fetch Quest for Personas they will use to kick your ass in 100 times In an optional boss battle, but while Margaret's Added nothing to the story, there is something to be earned here: The Truth.

As the list goes on, our Twin Wardens question their duties, the list of quests and even their Master, the letters on their Caps combined, they tell the true story: OXYMORON. They shouldn't exist!

It's when the Defeat of Councilmen Shido happens When "Igor" reveals his plan, Humanity has forsaken the leader he has chosen so instead, He, The False God Of Control Yaldaboath, will lead Humanity exactly as he planned. Sealing The real Igor in the Holy grail and using the Guillotine to sever the soul of the Velvet Attendant who saw everything into the twins and losing her memories. The same device had being used ironically to fuse Personas together. So Joker fuses them together into the original form the voice from the butterfly.

Lavenza.



Despite her Memory restored, Joker may now be tempted to join the False God as his Ringer in his wager against Igor. He offers his trickster to restore the world before his invasion, the same corrupt stagnant world, now filled with humans with no free will except him, he can do all he wants without consequence and if you refuse the Game continues. Lavenza Shocked the Trickster, tricked his Master. She reveals the Prison contains the rest of the phantom thieves, Rescue them, then Humanity.

As Self Aware Non Human Magical beings, The Twins themselves know they are are Joker's Strength Social Link. They Realise that to find the truth that they need the Fortitude to go through with it!

Personality wise, they are good Cop and Bad Cop with Caroline really enjoying kicking Joker up the arse into the Velvet Room!

"SHE DID KICK ME UP THE ARSE!"


Lavenza is very formal, a more refined version of Justine.

In the Extended Sequel, The Royal, you can bring them on play dates and date Lavenza, (Relax, she's just Small! If the twins are the sum of her parts, it stands to reason, she is double their age!)

Karin Kanzuki




"Always Win at Everything"

The Family Motto of the wealthy Kanzuki family.  Whatever it is Mr Kanzuki does, he has Amassed a great deal of Fortune, enough for a Mansion with servants on hand, a private holiday Island and, just for kicks, a space Colony. But not only are they a big deal in the world of Finance, But in Martial Arts, with her family having their own style, and dojo for Kanzuki-Ryu.

Originally a character from  Sakura's Slice of life manga, (more on her when we cover the Sun.) Karin one day bumped into Sakura. (Actually the latter bumped into the former, being late for school and bumped into Karin.) Besmirched by a commoner, Karin Challenged her to fight.

Are you sure her name isn't really Karen?

Sakura agreed, and Karin lost!

100 years of Tradition, beaten by a fangirl's unrefined, childish play- acting of Ryu's moves.



In her mind, Sakura had caused her family name a great Indignity, Never mind Shadaloo sending their men to rough up students of dojos to intimidate them out of joining the tournament. Catching up with Sakura, she bet her rival.

That did happen.

Then she killed Bison with a Satellite Death Laser her father's company owns.

WE NOW KNOW CANONICALLY, THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

After that, Karin new found Respect blossomed into Friendship. By the Events of Street fighter 5, it's her who is financing the tournament, it's in fact a ploy to drive out members of Shadaloo who sent chess pieces that are activation keys for a deadly space weapons called the dark sun.

Unfortunately, her Recruitment drive would trigger another evil, An ancient Aztec Entity called Necalli, a clay statue that comes to life when strong fighters' souls convene in one place.

How is Karin Supposed to Represent Strength?

She's not Physical Strength, since not only is she a 5 foot teenager, but her style is Similar to Akijitsu a style of gentle Counters and swift movements, not Displays of power.

She's not Courageous, she's not taking the fight to Shadaloo, she's hiding behind her chequebook, recruiting fighters.

She may have been Fortitude, But she if she was she would have known about and fought Necalli herself.

No She's Strength because the woman in the original artwork is blonde. That's it.

And before you say "But she has Wealth and Influence!" Doesn't that count?"

In the Tarot's Minor Arcana are 2 suits, The coin suit which deals in Wealth and the sword suit which deals in Influence. So the Tarot for milliena have made the point that Strength, influence, and wealth are separate things.

For once, Street fighter doesn't get a first round point.

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ROUND 2-PERKS

You have to join a sports team to get befriend Yuko. If you hadn't already, you unlock the Cargill Cafe, where Le Specialtae Le Maison is Collegen Coffee, a drink that raises your charm attribute. Finishing the Social link will gift you the kids Thank you letters, Proof that you can fuse for Siegfried.

From 4 onward the final Fusion for Strength is now Zaou Gongen. Choosing either team will increase the same amount of Diligence, but Soccer will grant you one Understanding point. Each Sport meets on Alternating days of the non-sports clubs (more on both in when we cover the Sun). Both sports teams unlock Ai as your Moon Social Link. You'll either get at the Max level, Kou's Adoption Letter, or Daisuke's Wire Brush as proof of Succeeding.

The Option to start the Twins Social link happens when you start the 2nd Palace, the Museum of Vanity and must be finished before Defeating Shido. All their Abilities are Prison themed, Group Guillotine will let you use 3 material for persona fusing before it upgrades to Guillotine Booster. Lockdown will toughen up a weakness before it's upgraded to Isolation, but at Max level you get Special Treatment, you can pay money to fuse for Higher Level Personas. Her token for completion is the Cell Key.

Karin has let Ryu stay at her Mansion for free in return of being her sparing partner. In return she has given him clothes to blend into society.

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ROUND 3-INFLUENCE ON THE HERO AND HIS WORLD

Like all side Characters for persona 3. Yuko will constantly call you to hang out with you after school. Once again, you can only befriend her by joining a sports team and even then, it's optional.

For Brevity, all the side characters lend their support to the others in the investigation team to cheer on Yu when it seems Izunami has killed him. But only if you complete the link you choose.

For Clarity on the true story, it's Imperative you do the twins challenge, before the Qlipoth world level. Being a major part of the story, Both Twins are a high part in your "rehabilitation" even if they too are manipulated.

Karin has great respect for Ryu. In her Recruitment drive she seems to be always a day late to his last whereabouts, but is happy to see him when he fights to remove Necalli from her Estate. Ryu enjoys her confidence.

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THE HERMIT



The Hermit is the 10th card, Designated 9 and ruled by the Zodiac sign Virgo.

In a foggy cleaning, Our Fool after years of living a life of Love, Work and everything from the Material Plain, has looked over his past and realized there is more to life than this, even with his time now being short.

Donning a Monk's Habit and Arming himself a staff for Stability and a lantern to light the way, the Old Fool has turned to Solitude and Introspection to learn the Mysteries of the Greater Universe.

The card means solitude and Introspection, not also Patience, Old Age, and the experience that comes with age. The staff and Lantern also have deeper meaning of Caution and Prudence: Sudden, impetuous actions will only result in folly. A Realization that the world changes in time as do it's  people. There is always something new to learn.

Inverted, the meaning is impatience, loneliness and Stubbornness. It's also a warning not to ignore advice from older people.

Uncomfortably grouped together are our 4 hermits "Maya", an avatar of an Online game,A fox living in Inaba's Temple, Futaba "Oracle" Sakura, and Oro Streetfighter's Century old Master.

"Maya"

On a free day Between Missions, Junpei (who we will cover as part of Judgement!) Gives you a CD-ROM of the game "Innocent Sin" (a reference to persona 2). Booting up the game, Minato soon joins the forum, you take the name Tatsuya and soon meets an avatar called Maya. (The names being a further reference to the love interest  in both Persona 2 games!)

As you continue to talk to "Maya", you learn more and more to guess who she is. It's Actually someone you know. She tells you her mother wants her to marry and how she spends weekends flat out drunk in the mall. So it can't be anyone of your school friends.

It's one of your teachers and she is confiding in you about work. All the time in text Speech.

After Spilling the Tea on the Staff and an effeminate businessman, Maya let's out she fancies a student.

YOU!

She even tells "Tatsuya" (You) she plans on seducing "that Orphan Student" (still you!)in real life. Innocent Sin's server is being shut down and Maya wants to save the game, but reconsider when she sobers up and reads her log. So she's going to let the game die, but before it does, she leaves you with a screenshot message admitting her love to you, this is your key item for Fusion.



But it's not the end. If you figure out Maya is Your Homeroom teacher, Ms Torumi, you can confront her and after the embarrassing revelation, she does thank you for making her a more reliable teacher, but she is embarrassed about it still.

"Maya" is the Straight, Inverted and Face Value all at once, she's a game Avatar of a single woman who spends the free time being Ignorant and Obstinate, while at work, looks poised and prudent.

The Fox



Persona is of course, a Japanese Game with Elements of Japanese life. You'll eat Takoyaki, you'll cram the train to School, you may even fight with, or against, Shinto Gods!

And it's that Spiritual Aspect we cover today.

To keep it Brief, There are Temples to fox gods called Inari who use real foxes as their proxies. These creatures would grant Blessings and wishes to those who worship them and care for their Foxes. The temple monks would offer food, wash and care for these foxes, but these shrines need Monetary offerings to do so. This comes In a box that Wishes can be written and placed in. These writing materials are called "Ema".

So with that as a primer, let's begin.

By gaining enough courage to enter the Dilapidated Shrine, you encounter a Fox, not a wild one, as it has a apron or bib around it's neck. In its mouth which he drops In front of Yu, is an Ema of a wish from a young boy, wishing his Grandfather's legs get better, he also gives Yu a leaf.

Said old man is the Shrine's Caretaker he sees the ema and the leaf, which he recognises as a herbal cure for pain. He rubs it on himself and feels better, offering money before running off. Yu wonders if the leaves the fox found will be useful healing items in the TV World, it seems the fox understands and will turn up in the TV World as a shopkeeper, Provided it had Human help to solve any ema written in the prayer-box.

Your Quests of playing Matchmaker, helping a dieter with her Cravings, Finding a lost dog, Helping a boy make friends, make toy models for a shopkeeper down in his luck, give Public Speaking lessons, help a man overcome his fear of cats, Returning a Wallet and fishing a Giant Catfish all require Patience and Experience. You will be given the runaround, but it will be worth it when I get to perks.

Futaba Sakura




During Sae Najima's interrogation of the Arrested Phantom Thief leader, Ren "Joker" Amamiya, she heard of all his exploits, how he was framed for assault when in fact he broke one up, to velvet rooms, to talking cats, to how even Sae's own sister was a Phantom Thief. This lead to the fourth heist. After the Castle of Lust, the Museum of Vanity, and the Vault of Greed, she wanted to know about their fourth target.

The Hacker for the Terrorist Cell Medjed, Ali Baba.

Unlike the 3 bosses before them, Ali Baba confronted Ren First. Given that Ren can traverse to the Cognitive world via app. It was only a matter of time, said app would pique the Hacker's interest. 

However "he" would have more of a personal reason to know of the Cognitive technologies.

Ali Baba had Bugged the Leblanc Cafe and learned of the Phantom Thieves. And planned to flood their identity on news media social if His demands aren't met. He claims to be going against Medjed and wants the Phantom Thieves to steal his heart.

However, Joker makes it known they can only target people whose names are known. However Makoto figures out that to plant a bug in the cafe, you must have intimate knowledge of the opening and closing times. Sojiro does mention that he found it very strange his Agoraphobic Daughter came here for her Dinner.

So The heroes break into the Sojiro Household to meet her in person.

Futaba is....a mess when we meet her first.

A trauma caused by seeing her Mother ran over by a car and the guilt it caused, has manifested into Agoraphobia, weak Social skills, and visual and Auditory Hallucinations of her family calling her a murderer, tasked in helping his Carer's daughter, Ren leads the Phantom Thieves into Futaba's Cognition for a Agoraphobic hacker

An Air Conditioned Pyramid.

The tomb of Sloth.



Inside there is a Shadow Futaba in with you, but unlike the others she is not the boss, she leads the Phantoms to puzzles to the treasure to memories that had since been tampered by her Greedy Family. (Refer to Sojiro's Story in Part 3)

We learn what happened. We are made to believe that Futaba as a girl threw a tantrum about eating out while her Mother did research on cognitive science. In truth she was targeted for murder by the government, under orders by Councilman Shido. 

In the real world, unlocking the puzzles, made the real Futaba Question her mental state, her mind causing the Hallucinations to worsen, causing a Cognitive Wakaba as an angry Sphinx to attack the Pyramid 

Futaba sees Joker left his phone behind and she, like others who joined the original trio would find herself in the Cognitive world, shouted out at by Wakaba for killing her. Shadow Futaba would tell her to stop remembering her mother as a tyrant and remember the truth. She has an awakening, and her Shadow becomes a Persona, an UFO named for the book said to restore life, Necronomicron.



To suit Futaba's skills as a hacker, Necronomicron is a support Persona, making Futaba a Navigator who can literally Hack perception. In her first outing creating a ballista from nothing to down the flying beast and take away Wakaba's Air Supremacy. After defeating the Sphinx, the now 7 heroes return to reality to see Futaba faint on her bed, but she's fine, Sojiro says she's crashed from lack of sugar.

After a celebration at the Beach, including how The hacker is "Beautiful after all", her Social Link is about her trying to cure herself of her long inflicted agoraphobia, Being a gamer she wants to meet in an electronics store but she has a panic attack that only leads to a police officer to think she is a missing child. She wants Joker to help her, she feels calm when Ren is around .

Sojiro wants his daughter to return to school, something she want to do also, so she writes a promise List of things to get better at before the new term starts next year.

This includes shopping for a game during a sale, and having Makoto escort you and her around school, which brings up painful memories of when she was in elementary school, she was bullied for her very high IQ and strange behaviour.  Her next challenge is to talk to a stranger, leading her to insult Mishima (more on him in the essay covering the Moon) However she does have one friend, from that time, a girl named Kana, who frequently emails Futuba. But she's on trouble, to pay off a gambling debt, Kana's parents make her pose for Underage Porn online. So Futaba requests a mission to change her parents hearts. After you defeat them, Kana and Futaba are happy their lives are given back to them, with Futuba gaining back the confidence to head outside. There is only one promise left one she may never keep, Get over Joker when he leaves for home!

On face Value, Futaba is the Hermit, Just by being an Agoraphobe alone, But for a party member, there needs to be more than just face value, And that is in her quest to fulfil her promise List, shows her Prudence and Greater Vision Aspects of the card. Before the transformation, Alibaba is the loneliness inversion (Since we learn there is no Medjed, it was only her) dealing with Fear and Social Anxiety, By Yourself, also requires Patience and Introspection. One of Video games greatest characters deserves a point.

Oro





Let's face it, it's a small wonder that Scrubs like Dan Hibiki can even compete in the Street Fighter Tournament when you compare the competition.

You have men who can pile-drive bears, Boxers who can punch elephants to death with one punch, Villains who split Ayer's Rock in Half, by simply running at it and Masters who can Sleep off Being Murdered!

But none can compare to 140 years young Master Oro.

Oro is so powerful, that to make it a fair fight for his opponent, he fights with one hand tied behind his back, or while holding his trusted Tortoise.

Shunning the world for decades to unlock the mysteries of the Universe, Oro would avoid Human Contact, moving from Japan to a cave in the Amazon Rainforest. Wearing nothing but the hammock he sleeps in, Oro Strikes an interesting look, resembling a wizened Sage or a demonic Bird. Detached from company, Oro would refine his art to the point past his self-placed handicap, and even beyond human limits: he can lift an opponent with only one arm, he can double jump and he can use telekinesis with Tengu Stone, pulling anything not nailed down as Projectiles.

After years of Seclusion, Oro would sense Ryu's, Gill's Akuma's and Bison's power all the way from Brazil. Hoping to pass on his experience, only to be saddened that all but Ryu were twisted by evil, taking more offence from Akuma, who even would call himself "a Master of Fists" in front of the Hermit. The two fought to a draw, Which only infuriated Akuma, that his opponent only fight him with just one arm. As he sat on a plane headed for home, Oro Decided to train Ryu the next time they meet, The only problem, Ryu is afraid of Oro.



As in, he literally sat on a plane home to Brazil!


Oro is back for Street Fighter 5, being Told a Vision by Rose, but messaged half-heartedly by Menat, but he knew himself of the death of Bison because he sensed it. Rose herself would visit the master, Worried about why she is she still alive, if Bison's and her lives are bound. And why is she so shocked that G doesn't have a soul. It was visiting Dhalsim in India for Meditation, Oro told the yogi what he could sense, Bison's Death did not destroy the Negative Psycho power, it only now permeates the world with negative energy enough for G's Message to be construed as Benign. Looking at the stars, the two elderly Fighters know that between them, they've seen enough evil, but they know that the world is full of good people and strong fighters who will finish the fight if they can't. 

Like Futaba, Oro is the Hermit in face value, but there is more, in fights against prideful opponents he tells them he was once like them, what happened in the past may be the reason he adopted the hermatic lifestyle, was bad enough for him to fight with restraint for the rest of his life, having to be introspective for the rest of his life. At his advanced age, Oro is looking for a successor and given that 5 follows the events of 3, and 6 will on, so will we see Oro pass on his Senjitsu to the New Generation?

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ROUND 2-PERKS

Not as Maya, but Ms Torumi, like all your teachers will ask you questions during your school hours. Which will raise your Academic Attributes. Her key item is the Screenshot to fuse for Amhamahiki.

The Fox can allow you to heal without using items in the entrance hub of the TV World, since there is no Shopkeepers there, but his services are expensive, but completing an Ema will give you a discount up to nine times. But these are the most labour intensive trials in the game. You need High levels of Understanding, Expression and Diligence to do most. To help your dieter, you need Chie to give you Meat Gum. You need to order something from the shopping channel on Sunday for a sticker, only for the Friendless Boy to ask for Stickers Kids Like, so you need to ask Nanako. (For reasons I will get to in the next essay, you cannot complete this after the final kidnapping.) To help the man afraid of cats, you need a fish to tempt a cat, so you need a fishing rod and insects as bait to catch a goldfish. Luckily the old man at the river bank who gives you his rod, is the same who wants to see the Guardian and the sea Guardian caught before he dies.

To get the true ending you must have max Expression to understand animals. When you return the temple is now renovated, with a Building Foreman tell you they will chase you off like that fox. However at max Expression you will meet her (Yes, he was a she after all.) And to thank you, she and her cubs give you an ema of gratitude to fuse for the new ultimate, Ongyo-Ki. At random days you can pet the Fox for costumes, a traditional Chinese Dress and Tracksuit for Chie, a Vigilante costume for Kanji, and an One Piece reference for Teddy.

You need at least Level 3 Kindness to help Futaba with her mental health, as well as complete her Mission "She is Only a Meal Ticket". As a Navigator, her Persona gains Support moves, starting with Moral Support which casts Healing magic, Mementos Scan, position hack, which may start a battle with weakened enemies, active support, which will heals SP, Treasure Reboot, which may respawn loot after battle, Emergency Shift, which can allow you to switch to dead teammates during battle and final guard, the Navigator's archetypical "Take One For The Team" Defensive Move. Her Key Item is not just Joker her real item is the same Promise list.

As of Current Canon, Ryu has just met Oro. 




They have trained without noticing one another, With Ryu stating in the same ending that The Old master frightens him. Their training is yet to begin, so I cannot reward any points for perks just yet.

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ROUND 3-INFLUENCE ON THE HERO AND HIS WORLD

The Maya Social Link is completely optional, and even without it, Ms Torumi never Deviates from being your teacher. 

Given the crazy situation they are in, no-one on the Investigation team bats an eyelid on how a fox got into the TV world.

Futaba is an endearing, funny and cheeky girl, who speaks solely in gaming terms, but it's her awkwardness that makes her endearing. She refers to Joker as her "Key Item" and feels calm when she is in his presence. When it becomes love, her reaction is priceless! Gameplay wise, this translates into Futaba coming in clutch, since Moral and Active Support are not once per battle, sometimes a boost is all you need.

Because Oro has being in hiding, he has only revealed himself to those with spiritual powers..as of Street Fighter 5, we have reached the end of what we currently know. With Ryu only starting to learn under Oro's tutelage.

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The winner is Futaba.

I'll return in July, for the next 2 cards. We will reach halfway, when we cover the Wheel of Fortune and Justice cards.