Rebellion 2020 night 2: Wednesday Night Heat

Boy, wasn't last week an adventure on my socials? All I can say is that once society becomes close to what it was mere months ago, don't be surprised if ppvs never become tv specials ever again...unless you are Major League Wrestling....you are alright!

And maybe I have to watch a TELEVISED! Show on a phone screen, in a country with third-world quality broadband, maybe I should starve myself to afford a Amazon dongle thing, to watch impact payperviews, and therefore, defeating the purpose of having a tv deal! Or I could just wait til it's televised in Britain, whenever they feel like it! Because God forbid I have to deal with some songwriter defending no cred Ed...without ever telling us WHY? The up to 1 month wait! But now you know, Amazon dongle things for the back of your tv is cost, 200 euro in fact! And week ppvs are 30 euro...keep in mind I'm not buying WWE every month, since every review I make comes out of my own money!

...and night 2 was ok! They should have a title match here, or at least taken the belt off Tessa Blanchard a week ago! Anyway...

And Legend Say Chris Bey and Rohit Raju are performing standing switches on each other to this very day...

As always, the first match was an x division match...I know the dry cleaners here in Ireland are closed due to Corona, and so are the ones in Nashville, Suicides costume is looking Manky! The only thing that stinks more than Suicide... Is the game he came from!

Good match, weak finish, for a guy calling himself a finesser, a boot to the head is hardly poetry in motion

Next is the guy who possibly responable for all the ruptured blood viens in Jim Cornettes forehead, Joey Ryan. Now doing the Right to Censor 2:0 gimmick...going after...Cousin Jake Deaner...yeah it was a squash match that when too long not helped by an ad break that NO ONE asked for! Ryan Won with the most devasting move on the planet...the Roll-up!

#BanTheFuckingRollup!

Next was a Full Metal Mayhem Match...and Quick Question..
Who was the face and who was the heel...ok I get why they had this match...Jordan Grace couldn't attend given the situation and it was not a title match. But Rosemary trying to weasal out of the match against Havok...Confused Me! Halfway through some Woman called Nevaiah, ( whose name I just butchered, and I'm sorry!) Appeared at ringside...and disappeared, just as quickly! Madison Rayne know who is was, but didn't tell us Who she wasEr....that's great you know her....Care to elaborate who she is to the rest of us! Rayne remained schtum before Rosemary won! At least it wasn't another " THE BLADE! THE BUTCHER, THE BLADE!" Moment

And now the main event...keep in mind they could easily just take the belt off Tessa and have the go for the title when she is stateside again but with Elgin, Eddie and 2 men who are now in the main event all in contention. Instead we had a triple threat with Moose, Elgin and Hernadez, it was ok, it was just made worse that it was booked like the defunct that world title meant something....well it means Moose maybe ready for the real thing...but this came off as hokey!

So that's it! If there is even a ppv in June, I will review it and it'll be the last ppv I do before, heading out the country for the wedding...if there is even a wedding still!

Until then see ya!

Impact Rebellion Night 1: #NoCredEd finally let's British Bloggers get paid and fed!

Nordholm: yet Vince, can I borrow your Homework?

Vince: No Problem, just change a few things so you won't get caught, PAL!

Corona Virus is good for something, it finally got impact to show a ppv on time, even it has being downsized to a tv special! I have tagged Impact uk and Ed Nordholm in this review, so they might not even read it, but knowing how they handle ppvs for the britsh audience I'm sure it take between 6 days and 1 month for them to tell me to go fuck myself!

And now our feature presentation!

First was a 6-man tag with Ovarie (because All the Crist brothers can do is Bleed every month!) And Sad man Futon....the man with the size and mobility of a couch! Vs Tommy Dreamer, Rhino and the returning Crazy Steve. Real talk without Dumi Callahan's influence (More on Mr. Buy my Attempted Murder T-Shirt Later!) Jake is actually pretty good. Faces won in a tepid match.

The world title match is jeopardy next week! Tessa is stuck in Mexico, and Eddie Edwards has decided to stay safe.

With one size man match we now follow it up with...another 6 man match! This time a 3 team match between the Rascalz, Xxxl, and the team of TJP and Fallah Baah. The tag match shown had the true strength of the tag division: it's diversity: only here you can see fly flyers and guys that look like XxXl and Fallah returning them in kind, after an exciting bout, the rascals are set to the contenders for the north down the road!

Best match of the night!
Ace Austin defended the X Division championship against Willie Mack, it was the self doubting Mack against the devious Ace, in a match with great pacing action and storytelling, a good 15 minute or so, the 2 had each finish countered so each had to dig deep, but In the end, a stunner off the top rope gave Mack the opening for the frog splash and we have a new champion!

PoundShop Bayley vs Blueberry Ice Alicia Fox in a WWE Superstars type squash match. Kylie Ray, aka PoundShop Bayley, won via submission

And now the main event which was a Cinematic Unsanctioned match between impact hall of famer, Ken Shamrock and Sami Calahan, and it was just a mess! The only thing of value is that it just confirmed what we already know, that the Hacker Gimmick is separate from Ovarie. Last image was Ken Shamrock locking the ankle lock on Calahan in a carpark and walking away from a prone Sami!

Next week Part 2 including what ever decision management has given over the world title picture!

Update from my house!

Greetings from LockDown Ireland!

In a few moments I will finalizing my review of the hot chick for Bogger BoxOffice. And that us the issue I'm addressing,

Despite still being able to still produce reviews they will not be at a standard that I hold myself to, so when the Pandemic is neutralized or at least contained, all posts since April will be remastered at a future date!

Only those who follow my Twitter and this blog will know, I am not retweeting this to anyone as it's not something I am proud to admit, but I am reducing my workload to just Bogger BoxOffice until the crisis is over! There will no more ppv results until I say so!

Please understand my hand has being forced by unforeseen circumstances.

I'm sorry
Eamonn.

WrestleMania 36 night 2: Pandemic labyrinth

Night 2 kicked off with a tough and technical back and forward between Charlotte and Rhea Ripley for the latter's Nxt Women's Title. Good time and pacing, I could have gone either way, But However, Charlotte is now Nxt Women's Champion, so where does this leave Rhea?

Aliester Black has being to dark, evil places, expect one, in a match involving the Tapeworm. Once Again Sable 2:0 made tv while Rusev is at home! Black kicked Lashley so hard, it corrected his lisp! Please WWE, end Black on Aliester Black Violence!

MITB is still going ahead! Madness!

Otis won again Ziggler after Mandy took out Sonya. So Otis and Mandy, huh? I'll give it a week!

In a match so raw and full of emotion Edge and Orton's hatred could not be contained by a ring, so the last man standing match spilled to backstage, training rooms, boardrooms, the storage area no where was safe, Edge won after taking Orton's out with a ConCHAIRto!

I knew Gronk was going to be 24/7 champion...now go and get your stupid interview on Fucks and Friends!

Next was the Title match Botching Theroy didn't deserve but fuck we are understaffed against the street profits, this time Dawkins made sure Theroy Jenkins didn't Miz up the outside spot! Street Profits retained but Angel and Theroy went into business for them selves until Biance Belair took Zelina Vega Out!

Bayley Retains the Smackdown Women's Title against all worthy opponents...and Tamina! Seriously stop putting Tamina in matches, she was eliminated first because walking to the Rong blew her up! Naomi was eliminated next by the heel tactics, but Lacey made sure Sasha was gone next! Not that it did any good, since Sasha ran-in to take Evans out!

DISCLAIMER....
I am not on Drugs! The Following match actually happened!
Next was the Firefly Funhouse match. John Cena was teleported during his entrance, into the funhouse where Bray Wyatt explained what was going to happen once Cena walked the door...in other words this match was a game of Persona 4! "In the Funhouse, you'll face...yourself!" So here goes

After meeting Rambling Rabbit and walking through the door, Bray Wyatt gives a verbatim promo that Kurt Gave when Cena Debuted. Cena now decked in his Generic 2002 look tried to slap Bray like he did to Angle but Bray kept Teleporting away, even bringing up Nikki Bellaskank in one instance.

Next the 2 were teleported to the 80s where Muscleman Bray introduced Handsome Johnny siting that Cena can't wrestle but look how big and sexy his muscles are! John is hypnotised not to be able to move his arms after some bicep curls. Bray takes John out in the first offence of this match, we are now back in the ring and Cena is now Rapper Cena. He spits a bar with the Devil Vince Puppet exclaiming " This is Such Good Shit!" We teleport again this time Bray is now Eric Bischoff, and Cena is Hollywood Hulk Hogan, but Cena attack Bray. We then teleport to 6 years ago. Bray in this original gimmick echoes the world's he said then Cena is a monster and it took 6 years to plan this revenge, Cena now in the shirt he wore then, attacks Bray who turns into Huskus the Pigboy, the fiend puts Cena in Sister Abigail , Bray acts as the ref and Cena soul is sent to the Shadow Realm!

Drugs man
Drugs!

With Big Bully John having to steal the show, there was no time left for Drew vs Brock. Just do what Oldberg and Strowman did 2 nights ago. Difference is this is not how you build a first time champion. So there you have it the most memorable mania ever due to auspicious circumstances. I hope to see you down the road this year but my sister is getting married in September and it's out of the country. I may have Summerslam in me, but most likely I will be doing shows in October and maybe mlw specials between now and then.

Wherever and Whenever I see you, I can only pray it's soon.

Peace!

WrestleMania 36 Night 1: Epic-dermic

Greetings From My Living Room. With the World in the state it's in With the virus, I have to rely on getting this review done at home. So apologies for spelling mistakes, I'm flying this plane blind.

Didn't the first ten minutes of the show drag on or what? Ladyballs addressed the audience without really addressing the audience (Don't Say Corona Virus, Pal!) Then the mashup of Anthems, then a really bad Johnny Depp impression...Don't ask!

Kairi Saine is the Pirate Princess once more as she and Asuka defended the titles against Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross. Despite no audience, the four we're having fun with each other. Twisted Sister lead to Twisted Bliss and Bliss Cross Applesauce are champions again.

Elias bet King Boredom with most devious move ever- the Fucking Roll-up! #Bantherollup! Ditto for Becky vs the Adult Sized Toddler! 

After what felt like an Eternaty, Daniel Bryan got hands on Intercontinental champion, Sami Zayn. Not that it did any good against a surprise Helluva Kick. Sami Retains

Due to Gobshite From Mtv coming to work sick! The three way ladder match was now one man each. Winners by Bullshit, which is part and parcel with miz by now is Miz/Morrison.

Kevin Owens vs Seth Rollins ended with a dq when Seth whacked Kevin with the bell. Owens goaded Seth in a second no Disqualifications match, which ended with Kevin diving off the sign for the win.

Mojo is the 24/7 champion.

Roman Reigns could not be here because people in remission from cancer are in risk of the thing we can't talk about. So Braun Strowman Steps to the plate. And the match is just oldberg and Strowman no selling 4 finishes each.

Finally the boneyard match, a pre-recorded segment where Bikertaker fought AJ styles, the of and traitorous druids in a graveyard. Yes it was a final Deletion style segment with lights and fireworks and editing, but it was very good! I love the end sequence where pushed to his limits, begrudgingly accepts Styles as a tough opponent before burying him.

And that was night 1. Join me tomorrow for me putting this baby to bed. Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli, and look after and out for each other

PEACE!

ROYAL RUMBLE 2020: OFF- "KILT"-ER!

Hello everyone, Or should that be my first "Greetings From Ireland" of the new Decade? If you are not new here I'll give you the skinny for the way i review the Rumble ppv....The Rumbles matter, everything else is just fluff!

On the Preshow...Which i can now watch every month thanks to the new British Tv Deal! Lame-Arse won against #HisNameIsChadGable! who saw that coming?

Andrade and the White Power Ranger put on a great match...that noone care about! Andrade won  with the FUCKING ROLL-UP!
#BANTHEROLLUP!
Wait It's 2020 and i'm making Rollup and Lame-Arse Joke like it's 2010 again?

To the show itself, Roman Reigns defeated King Barren Foreskin in a plodding, tectonic Falls count Anywhere Match! Corbin's Lackies attacked Reigns only for the Usos to save their cousin, Roman won by Spearing Boring of a "Dugout" whatever that is!

Who Bright Idea was it to have Shameless Pervert Jerry the King Lawler call the women's rumble? I  Will like to warn that there will be Gratuitous overuse of the "ANNNNNDDDDD (S)HE'S GONE!" Meme from here on out!

#NUMBER 1-ALEXA BLISS (SD!)
#NUMBER 2-BIANCA BELAIR (NXT)
Belair showing a great combination of strength and Agilty with flips and power moves.
#NUMBER 3-MIGHTY MOLLY (ALUMNI)
Coming in with a crossbody, the former women's champion takes out both opponents!
#NUMBER 4-NIKKI CROSS (SD!)
Nikki in to save her tag partner Bliss but get's Belair's K.O.D.
#NUMBER 5-THE TAPEWORM (RAW)
Oh fuck Lana is cutting a promo!
#NUMBER 6- MERCEDES MARTINEZ (NXT)
Mercedes in with a tour de force whooping everyone!
#NUMBER 7-LIV MORGAN (RAW)
Thank Fucking Christ! Lana is elimed by Liv...but since it's Liv We are Talking we are talking about...

Lana and Liv continue to fight...this is a fucking marquee match at Mania...isn't it?
#8 IS MANDY ROSE AND 9 IS CANDICE LERAE
Moonsault by LeRae Molly is Eliminated, Mandy would be elimed, if Otis didn't Appear from nowhere! How did Get there without anyone noticing, he must be a 300 pound Ninja!
Leading us to NUMBER 10 Being SONYA DEVILLE
Both Fire and Desire Members double team with a Clinch Knee on Mercedes and that has soften her up to be eliminated
#11 is KAIRI SAINE One half of the wwe women's tag champions
Double Spear on Bliss and Nikki, Running Blockbuster!
#NUMBER 12 IS MIA YIM
Yim in with Leaping neckbreakers and Eat Defeat. Nikki is Eliminated, Mandy and Sonya are eliminated when Otis Couldn't Carry both
DANA BROOKE, THE MOST IMPROVED WOMAN IN THE DIVISION IS 13TH!
Very nice Senton from Brooke and an Enzirgiri too, Bianca elims Candice with a Military Press, Kairi day is done too!
#14 TAMINA STILL WORKS HERE!

DAKOTA KAI IS 15TH
Mia is gone!
#16-CHELSEA GREEN

Huh looks like you can Sexually Transmit Jobber from fucking Zack Ryder...But She did Elim Kai in a shocker!
Brooke and Bliss are eliminated by Belair she is only woman and now must face...
#17 CHARLOTTE FLAIR (SD!)
Backbreaker by flair and then some chops
#18 NAOMI (RAW)
Double team suplex by the faces on Belair
#19 From the Commentary box to competition, here is BETH PHOENIX THE HALL OF FAMER!
Crossbody to enter, to roaring chorus of you still got it!
#20 -TONI STORM! (NXTUK)
After a great showing, Belair Bows out!
#21 is KELLY KELLY...
Who should never be asked to come back ever again! She busted open Charlotte hardway and Charlotte bleed everywhere...mostly into Beth's Hair and When Charlotte Throw the Stupid Cunt out she called her A Bitch in Camera!
BUT NOT BEFORE THE DRAWING OF NUMBER 22 SARAH LOGAN AND YEP!

NATTIE IS 23 AND SHE AND BETH HAVE A DIVAS OF DOOM REUNION!
Discus Clothesline then a double powerbomb
XIA LI, ZELINA VEGA , SHOTZI BLACKHEART AND CARMELLA
Carmella with her version of Skank Skank's Creaming Headscissors the Mella-Go-Round which had King asking if Corey Graves loved that!
(LAUGHTER)
Grave Stuffed Mella like a Christmas Turkey behind his wife's back, then left her for Carmella,siting Mental Health Issues...that he caused....by cheating on her!

#28 TEGAN NOX Who comes in with a Chokeslam, walkis into A glam slam and is eliminated
#29 is.....SHITETINA MARELLA!
Beth still pissed that about what Santino Did at wrestlemania 25, surrounds Santina with Nattie, Santino eliminates himself and for all the Idiots who were cheering for this is Houston ,no Offence to my friends in Texas (HEY LIQUID IMPACT, HOW YOU DOIN?) BUT YOU ARE THE REASON A WALL IS BEING BUILD TO STOP PEOPLE TAKING YER JOOOOOOBBBBSSSSSS!

#NUMBER 30 WAS A GAME CHANGER-SHAYNA BASLER!
Final Elims

• Zelina/Shotzi
• Carmella
• Naomi
• Xia
• Nattie
• Beth
• Shayna after an exchange that has future match written all over it!

WINNER OF THE WOMEN'S RUMBLE 2020: CHARLOTTE

Smackdown women's match was meh, Strap Match told a story at least, Raw women's match was a little bit better!

AND NOW A SALUTE OF ALL THE MEN WHO WERE DIRECTLY BURIED BY VINCE MACMAHON THROUGH HIS BIG BEEFY WET DREAM MADE FLESH-BROCK LESNER!
Elias
Rowan
Robert Roode-should have stuck to Pepsi!
John Morrison-Only back to complete the full circle and to make a Joke from a mtv show look good by giving him cheap wins!
SON GOHAN KINGSTON-HE REALLY HAS PEAKED!
Big E
Rey Mysterio-also denied his receipt
Cesaro-OH LEAST WE FORGET "GO HOME AND MAKE CHOCOLATES, PAL!"
SHELTON BENJAMIN
Shinsuke Nakamura-Vince McMahon loves Big Sweaty Men, Vince mcmahon Hates Foreigners!
MVP-left the engine on causes he's local!
KEITH LEE AND BRAUN
#VINCEMACHONLOVESBIGSWEATYMEN

The Match officially starts at #15 with Ricochet and Drew at 16
Trevor kicks Brock in the Love-Spuds and Drew throws him out!
#17 IS GOBSHITE FROM MTV!


#18 IS AJ STYLES
Phenomenal Forearm Misses Vertical Suplex by Mcintyre countered in the calfcrusher as the clock ticks down.
# 19 DOLPH ZIGGLER FOLLOWED BY KARL ANDERSON
#21 IN A HUGE MOMENT, EDGE
Spears for everyone! Edge has being gone for 9 years with Injures that were told were life-limiting but he looked good!
#22  IS KING BORING
Styles is Eliminated
#23 MATT RIDDLE BUT HIS CHANCES ARE ALREADY UP IN SMOKE!
#24 LUKE GALLOWS
Corbin is gone
Magic Killer has the Orange County Club Without Bullets team up
#25 is RANDY ORTON
Rated RKO is reunited and they elim the OC
Roman reigns is 26...the only number never to begat a winner in this match!
Ziggler is gone
#27 is Kevin owens
Cannonballs to everyone, Pop-Up Powerbomb, Stunner
#28 ALIESTER BLACK
#29 SAMOA JOE
#30 SETH ROLLINS THE NEW RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPION FLANKED BY BUDDY MURPHY AND THE AUTHORS OF PAIN

Final Eliminations

• Black after being ganged up on
• Owens
• Joe
• Seth
• Orton
• Edge
• Reigns

WINNER OF THE MEN'S RUMBLE 2020: DREW MCINTYRE
One Day removed from Burn's Night, The Scottish People have more reason to celebrate!
What a Journey it has being and Drew Deserves it!

Well WWE CAN Shove Blood Money up it's arse! and with Itv Box office dead, and Aew Revolution next month i can only wait and see if it's available! But for WWE the next time you see me will be Wrestlemania! But Between now and there, I'm waiting for the new Icecreams to be revealed and reviewed!

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