due to time issues, my post of the top ten moments will be a part-work so in any road, ITS!!!!
THE TOP TEN GREATEST MONTY PYTHON MOMENTS EVER
NUMBER 10. THE FOUR YORKSHIRE MEN!
PREMISE:4 sucessful men now living in south africa talk about there hard up-bringing however they end up trying to out do each other in there stories.
the joke:
1st man: if any one was so to tell us that we would be drinking cognac i would said you were joking in my day all i got for a schilling was a cup of tea!
2nd man: yeah a cup of cold tea!
3rd man: you were lucky to get a full cup i got a half cup of cold tea!
4th man: you were lucky to get a cup! i could only get a crumbled up newspaper full of tea!
well i was living in a house with hot water
you were lucky to have a house! we was living in a flat with 3 families and no hot water!
you were lucky to have a flat! we was living a corridor with half a floor and half a ceiling so you'll either die by falling down in the hole or got wet
you were lucky to have a corridor. we were living in shoebox with 100 people!
im my first job i was 10 years old working as a miner
you were lucky to be a miner, i was 10 months old when i was throwing dynamite!
you were lucky to be throwing dynamite! i was 10 weeks old and pushing carts!
you were lucky to be pushing carts! i was 10 days old and was a pit pony!
but if you told young people that they would not believe you!
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