THE SWORD THAT FAINTS IN THE SIGHT OF BLOOD
i woke up in a dirty dungeon my hands in shackles.
next to me a man in a sleeveless sweeter and a knotted hankie over his head
wotz yer name
Eamonn
mines GUMBIE
who put me here?
the spanish inquistion did, so they did. they rules the kingdom of mindfuck , they do i can get you out wif magic!
anything!
and he said some magic words
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
we were now walking in a forest where the trees were toothbrushes. gumby was explaining the history of Mindfuck!
long time ago a war raged that rages to this very day! the gangs of keep left signs banded together to tried to control the rage of the killer cars. at first the Cardinal el Bastardo Rameriz tried to spread peace but it turned out he was selling weapons to both sides. engines for speed, all terrian tyres. bigger keep left signs.....for keeping left!
and now the world is falling apart.
but i can get you some supplies at the market then i can bring you to the temple of martial arts.
so i bought some supplies
- tins of spam
- parrot sarnies
- a climbing rope
- a tent
- a "go home you bastards!" shield
- and a sword. a special sword. it talks
it convince me to buy it. but after fighting a man with a pieces of fresh fruit. sword fainted. the blade flopped downwards like it was made of rubber.
luclily gimbie bailed me out with his pointed stick!
Look of course i lied said Sword."do yo even know who long i've been at that marketplace? i'm not even a sword anyway, i'm an accountant an accountant who wanted to be a lointamer but i was eating by a lon and turned into a sword. but if could go to plothole i could turn back.
Our heroes venture towards the Great mountains. to the temple of martial arts to learn to learn the deadly arts of kendo, deja-fu, and the deadliest one of all joke telling. discover a dadly birthright in part 3
THE CRYPT OF THE LONG LOST JOKE!!!
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