HARD JUSTICE RESULTS!

Because its on bravo2 they will go to break every 15 minutes

promo package wait steven hawking is doing a voiceover for a wrestling show?

how did that conversation go
TNA:
heres you free tickets, dr. hawking
HAWKING:
thankyou i will cheer for beer money they are going to fuck people up!

STEEL ASYLUM MATCH
ALEX SHELLY VS CHRIS SABIN VS AMAZING RED VS CHRISTOPHER DANIELSVS JAY LETHAL VS CONSEQUENCES CREED VS SUICIDE VS "THE BLACK POPE" ELIJAH BURKE
Burke spent 3 minutes taking of his bling

AD BREAK THOUGHT: Why cant car ads say this is a car. Buy it !?

since this is a steel asylum match, the bars will obsure the action, as the crowd chants lets go pope, basically no actual wrestling just climbing around in this oversized jungle gym
suicide is in this match. and homicide is wrestling later. there should be a IRA gimmick called Regicide! sabin has daniels in a head lock and is polishing his head again i have to ask,
wtf?
okay creed was on a cover of a fag-mag, who knew Creed rode on the other bus?
with everyone on the cage now its time for some kick ass spots.
daniels starts by hitting a Fall from grace on the top rope
Sabin hits a towerana on 5 men followed by him teaming with shelley hitting a chaingang ddt followed by a tower plex attempt into a towerbomb!
FINISH HIM!
Shelly hits slice bread
creed hit gut buster
red hits RED-EYE
daniels hits rock bottom on burke
daniels climbs the hole
Winner: daniels
Abyss vs jethro holiday
abyss beats holiday with black hole slam
ad break thought we dont have White castle in Ireland
IWGP TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
beer money vs british invasion
rob terry lost his match to hernadez in lest than a minute
eric young is out for commentary he look like angle now. Brutus magnus (real name Nick adlis) should call himself mr sky tv. Hes on bravo, he was on gladiators on sky1, he has his own show on L.A. muscle this guy is everywhere! there is always at most wrestling show a bizarre fan in the audience tonight is no exception as there is a guy holding to salamis up in the air. There is a wanker chant to Doug williams. if that was in wwe all the Cena fans would ask mammy whats a wanker? end comes when young cause a distraction.
winners and still champion the british invasion
Ad break thought buy the rab c nesbitt box set

Knockout championship tag match
Odb and cody deaner vs the beuatiful people (c)
Deaners home town is called Buckshot? that makes Joe-jack's town of Buttcrack some less country who's Joe-jack? well lets just say i have something special planned!
anyway this just deaner chasing spanking and kiss all the member of the bp's.end comes when Madison inadvertently sprays velvet with mace
winners Cody deaner, and by proxy of his win,new knockout champion o.d.b
after the match deaner leaves with the womens belt and love and velvet turn on madison
AD BREAK THOUGHT: coming to cinemas soon! billy gates and the chocolate factory!

X Division championship match
Samoa joe vs homicide
this match is pretty one-sided, i think homicide may be out after this match. homicide taps to Taz-mission
Winner and new x division champion: Joe
AD BREAK THOUGHT: i surprised gary lineker isnt fat after eating all those Walkers!

Tag team championship match
Team 3d vs Scott Steiner and booker t
Booker cannot seem to take anything serious anymore its like the King booker gimmick in WWE rot his brain. if he is not dancing to the ring he is doing all these body-builder poses or pretending to golf! Ritalin please Nurse for mr Huffman!

Ad break thought: are the Churchill ads getting funnier OH YES!
Okay so this match is just a brawl and it end in controversial fashion as bubba pins booker and steiner pins devon on same time. to ref comfirm the video footage the did pin at the same time and right call is made
Draw and still tag team champions booker t and scott steiner
Ad break thought: 1 litre of mars chocolate milk. because coco pops arent bad enough on there own!

wwe legends championship
Kevin Nash vs mick foley

Nashs wrist is in a cast, maybe he injured it answering the phone! makes more sense than injuring his quad that way hhh!
foley comes out and this is going to be great. i'm going out on a limb and going to say

ITS ON, MOTHERFUCKA!!!

THIS MATCH IS HARDCORE a fight on the outside and foley is bleeding a lot from his right eye
he ends this one looking like Two-face with a beard, but foley believes in sharing the pain so nash is also busted open and to sent this home blood splatters the len of a camera with every mounted punch to foley, foley gets out his barbed wire bat but Tracey runs from the back to distract foley. nash pins
winner and new Legends champion: kevin "in it for the" Cash!
Nash get the barbed bat but out comes abyss with one of his own, foley is up but seems to be holding that eye ball in place.
Ad break time for hot chocolate for i'll never get to sleep!
THREE WAY MATCH FOR THE WORLDS CHAMPIONSHIP
STING VS MATT MORGAN VS KURT ANGLE
Matt morgans wife is sitting in the audience please tna dont do 1 of these two scenarios
1) give morgan the title for a "Rocky" moment
2)have morgans wife manage her husband to the point he gets a rep for being an unprofessional prick! (i'm talking to you, Booker and Sharmell)

Ad break thought: yeah i dont like reversing lorries either

formal intros Morgan booed Sting cheered, Angle LOUDLY BOOED!
Morgan goes to the outside and gets a kiss for luck from his wife this gets an aww from the audience. the Crowd gets on Angle's case with a you got Arrested chant. angle will be serving 2 months communnity service. Sting is lifted into sidewalk slam by Morgan but instead of performing the move correctly be just drops the icon painfully. what a Jackass!
angle seems to be hurt wil be drop the belt because of the arrest no angle is playing possum! he pins morgan
Winner and still champion angle
ARREST OR NO ARREST, IF YOU WANT TO BEAT ANGLE FOR THE TITLE YOU'D HAVE TO KILL HIM!
OVERALL: Ok so it was an almost clean sweep for the heels with the knockout championship not belong to the main event mafia or world elite camps. the terry/hernadez match was pointless, but the legend match was a great bloody(literally!) match, with angle being profressional despite sunday mornings arrest!
so i'll say thumbs up!