why wwe sucks today part 2

part 2 john cena

today i'm going to talk about wwes golden boy john cena.

and considering that cena is one of the worst wrestlers of all time special precautions have being taken so i dont KILL Myself!
for instince all sharp object have been removed, i dont have any shoelaces in case i hang my self. its just me this computer and a bottle of water.

but they didnt count on my tic-tac box full of cyanide pills!
so lets se why this man is consider a bad wrestler.

one thing is that he is the figure-head for the change in fans. every arena now has nothing but little brats in the audience now. i used to follow wrestling in the attitude era and original ecw years. and the fans are rowdy bastards with chants that would give the air a blue streak. but now the secury are now order to throw out fans that are vocal about hating cena or anyone so instead of hearing

YOU GOING TO GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN! CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP!
or
FUCK HIM UP TAZ! FUCK HIM UP CLAP CLAP

ITS NOW
MAMMY, MAMMY, I WANT A JOHN CENA SHIRT MAMMY! I WANT TO BE IN THE CHAIN GANG!

if that is not the gayest sounding thing i dont know what is! the chain gang! he,s supposed to be this gangsta rapper but he looks like Vanilla ice's Bitch.
thats right!
BITCH!!
he thinks he is getting the crowd pumped for the match by pumping up his shoes.

when the Sandman walked through the crowd to Enter sandman the crowd cheered
when the Rock cut people down in promos and made us laugh(to the point of quoting them!) the crowd cheered
when austin flipped of macmahon and stunned him.the crowd cheered
cena pumping his nike airs the crowd apart for the kiddies couldnt care less
now all the gimmicks are now kid friendly. all the matches are shortened and gimmicks are taking place of ability and toughness. its the 80s all over again

next time i will that about the entire roster