Wednesday, August 26, 2009

worst chat up lines

its been a while since ive done this so heres another mock the week scence we like to see

  • i collect phone numbers, can i have yours?
  • you dont sweat much for a fat one!
  • hi i'm Dick Hammerbush and this my friend, Pat McGroin!
  • i've a wooden leg! guess which one! (this was used on me-eamonn!)
  • what can i get for 10 euro?
  • are you going to eat that?
  • INTERCOURSE! I WANT TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH YOU!(from American Dad)

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