why wwe sucks today part 4

PART 4 THE WWE DIVAS

(sigh....)

(bangs head of table)

(hmm.)

yeah i bet you are wondering why you read that. it is the answer to that age old question: what hurts the most banging your head on the table or watching a wwe women's division match?

well consider how bad the womens division has become in wwe, i would take blood force trauma to giggling bimbos botching simple manoeuvres any day!
okay to avoid confusion while the rest of the sport calls lady-wrestlers just that wrestlers. wwe calls them "divas" why because lady-wrestlers are not what wwe is looking for,no! they need a vague term so people will pay 300 dollars to see a roster of 6 legit wrestlers (phionex, mickie james, gail kim, burchill, melina, nattie) and a harem of models (most of them) dancers (layla el) and playboy models (maria, tiffany and maryse)
natuarlly enough with six women that know what they are doing and 20 odd who dont. could they all be trained to know what they are doing?

wait this is the wwe were talking about
they always fuck things up for the fans!

consider this: barbie blank, victoria crawford and natalylia neidhart all sign to the wwe in 2005 all 3 were models (yes hard to believe when you look at the double N now!)
nataylia is of course the daughter of the legendary tag champ jim the anvil. with wwe signing second generation wrestlers all time, its a bonus if they can wrestle. (i'm talking to you, Cody Rhodes!) but no she was signed to the main roster last year.

Victoria crawford (aka alicia fox) was a bikini model so she was hired on her looks but has a black belt in capaoira so she can handle herself when it comes to the striking ascept but trails behind on the wrestling fundementals. she was officially called up two years ago.

barbie blank (what an ironic name for a blonde if it wasn't her real name!) was modeling for the same catalogue as alicia. she was renamed Kelly Kelly.when she was told that wwe was paying GOOD MONEY FOR HOT PIECES OF ASS! she was signed to main roster with NO TRAINING! on her first day of wrestling training she TRIPPED on the ring ropes as she was entering the ring naturally she is still being sent down every month to train. so why is she still on the main roster?
i'd imagine in Vinces office somone stumbled on a smiling vince shouting "DAHMMIT DONT YOU EVER KNOCK???" as kelly rise from behind the desk, wipes her mouth and asks "Did i get the job?"

time for a new series of rants called why tna is the future of wrestling