part 3 the roster
all i keep hearing on wwe blogs and message-boards is(read in whiney voice) wwe sucks because the are no good wrestlers on the roster!"
to those idiots i say:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
All the good wrestlers are not in the main event they are in the midcard, and low card or being used as jobbers so rather than being in the main event so rather talk about them all lets do a top 11 under used wrestlers in wwe. why 11 cause i like doug walker.
11 william regal.
with 20+ years in the sport regal should have been world champion but his skint as commissioner has stop him from being the champ.
10 paul burchill
one gimmick that would have fans talking is the aborted incest gimmick between him and his "sister" katie lea (they are in fact married!) im not promoting incest at all im just saying that the heat(thats ring talk for negative reaction ) would have being huge but vince went pg and now the burchills are dying on ecw.
9 kofi kingston
the jamacian (really Ghanan) sensation was screwed over this february when edge attack him and took his place in the chamber. while we knew that he wouldnt have won anyway,wouldnt it be great to see a cruiser weight flying around the cage?
8 every cruiserweight in wwe not named rey mysterio
there need to a cruiser weight title again the smaller have no pride anymore and tna used them so well
7 hornswoggle
hornswoggle is wrestling's Marmite. half loves him half hates him. i love the little leprechaun! due to the fact that midget wrestling has been around since wrestling itself
6 zack ryder
woo woo wooo! you know it felt weird saying that in my head. but now there are woo woo woo caps and shirts on shopzone. and they selling fast! i dont know why ryder sucks in the ring but he sure has a following
5 shelton benjamin.
WHY OH WHY is this man not worlds champion oh yeah i forgot BECAUSE HHH IS FUCKING THE BOSS' DAUGHTER
THATS WHY!
4 charlie haas
see number 5
3 matt hardy
matt hardy is just a victim of the machine. everything matt has done will always be outdone by his druggie brother for that when jeff does leave and spends his days baking special brownies, you know matt will be wwe champion. until edge gets him fired again. ass hole!
2 finlay
all ireland champion british lightweight champion united states champion 30 years veteran undefeated in 9 countries. why cant vince add wwe champion to that list
1 evan bourne
sure hes riding high now but wait til he jobs to big useless heap like mizark henry or the big slow
next time i will talk about the on thing that has set women's sport back by 100 years:
the wwe divas
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