Last Night, for 1 night only, British and Irish Audiences were treated to a tna show On the same day as the rest of the world, Thursday the 30th. But only for tonight. It'll be a 3-day wait again after this.
We are Live in Glasgow Scotland, We start with Shagnus, R.I.3 And....ROD STEWART? I LOVE ROD STEW...Oh wait, no That's just Rockstar Spud!
After Borash explains for the American Audience the current Geo-Political situation of Scotland's Independence Referendum, This Bloody-thirsty Glaswegian Crowd are letting the man who does more than WHISTLE Dixie have it. This brings out Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle, Tonight's main event is Joe/Angle VS SHAG-NUS/G.H.3(Green-horn the third) as Rich Idiot is pining over the "Idenfiddy" (her words!, not mine!) of the new investor.
Speaking of which out of the Limo, comes the Wolves acting as the investor's Security
First Match is The newly regrouped Beautiful People vs Gail Kim and Lei'D Tapa, the latter having Jobber entrances. This was barely a match. BP win. as more time was given to the REAL LIFE! couple of sky and Chris Sabin airing their KAYFABE Dirty Laundry!
After Storm and Gunner patched things up, The bad influence made fun of the moment, and got into a match. Gunner was given carte Blanche by Storm, as owner of the Number 1 contender briefcase, had to look like a threat.
Rockstar Dud called out the Wolves. His ass was handed to him.
The tag team championship match was ruled a no contest when Abyss attacked the ref and his Partner Eric Young. Not Helped by a Graphic for Lockdown next month showing Blow-Mance STILL With the Titles! How Could you Do this Again, TNA? You Ruined the World's title Match back In August this way. and Now you ruined this 1. After the Match, Eric Young challenged Abysmal to a Monster's Ball...Next week.
BACKSTAGE: We see Christy Hemme having dinner at Samuel Shaw's House. It's revealed to the Audience that Shaw has a secret shrine to Christy. I was right to surmise his new Gimmick as a Stalker...That's a little extreme!
The Main event was your standard Throwaway affair every time Rich Idiot has a "BIG SOOORPIZE!"
As Joe won and became no1 contender, the last image was MVP Becoming the new Investor.
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Friday, January 31, 2014
Monday, January 27, 2014
Royal Rumble 2014: It's not wHHHat you know, it's wHHHo you know!
The 4th month Wrestling Drought Stopped 2 weeks ago. However, Hardcore Justice was only a trickle, Last Night, The Floodgates fully open as Wrestlemania is only 3 months down the pipeline
DANIEL BRYAN VS BRAY WYATT
Collar Elbow Tie-up to start out, But the heavier Wyatt shoulder barges Bryan and while down, stamps on his fingers. Kitchen Sink by Bryan gets the attention of Luke Harper who attacks, The ref kicks both Monstrous Henchman of Wyatt out of the arena. Daniel scales the turnbuckle, Drangonfly to the Wyatts. Back in, only for Bray to send him flying with a chop, Advantage, Bray as D-Bry is whipped to the steps. We are told that the OLD AGED OUTLAWS! did get the sweet Batista deal after all, as they are now Tag Champs. Back inside the Ring, Indian Deathlock by Bryan. Arm Rigger by Bray, Taking advantage of the concussion Bryan has. As the American Dragon stumbles back in an Armdrag, followed by a sleeper, Leg drop, a Chokeslam and a body slam. But he took to much time dealing an elbow and Momentum swung the other way. Huracanrana by Bryan, who runs the ropes only to be hit by a very Athletic Flying Forearm. Tornado ddt when Bryan collects himself, followed by a massive dropkick then a Missle Dropkick. Sister Abigal countered into the YES!-Lock but Wyatt Bites Daniel, Headbutt that staggers the concussed Daniel is enough of an opening for Sister Abigal once more, Only this time....
WINNER: WYATT
Could the first wwe match of the Year, Become THE Match Of The Year 5/5
Big Slow vs Brock Lesner was a no contest. Show was mugged by Lesner before the bell rang. Still Lesner has his Mystical Title Shot From Nowhere. Maybe he Borrowed Shitista's Game Genie?
I AM SO SICK OF JOHN CENA VERSUS BLANDY BORETON! And so was this great crowd in Pittsburgh. Wyatt destroyed Cena. So there you go. Wyatt's the top heel now, as Orton is mirroring his real-life self and throwing his toys out of the pram every second.
Royal Rumble Match.
#1 CM PUNK
#2 SETH ROLLINS
By now you may have heard of the disgusting thing Rollins bragged about in an interview. So I say the 2 slot was punishment for Rollins pissing Wwe off!
Better to be Pissed off! than Pissed On I guess!
#3 DAMIEN SANDOW
Punk with a double Neckbreaker
#4 CODY WOADTH
Sandow is eliminated.
#5KANE...IS ELIMINATED!
#6 ALEXANDER RUSEV
Making his wwe debut, the Bulgarian Brute who terrorised the nxt ring and disgusted people with his tiny trunks, is a fully fledged superstar. Huge Prussian Kick by Rusev on Punk.
# 7 JACK THWAGGER
Thwagger Bombs on everyone!
KOFI KINGSTON, JIMMY USO AND GOLDUST ARE NEXT.
Rusev is done! Kingston leapt from the barricade to the ring!
AMBROSE AND ZIGGLER ARE 11 AND 12 AND IT'S UNLUCKY 13 FOR R-TRUTH AS HE IS ELIMINATED. Followed by Jimmy.
#14 KEVIN NASH WANTS A PAYCHECK!
Swags is gone!
#15 ROMAN REIGNS
Spear on Cody, Kofi and dolph are gone. Nash wasn't paid enough so he's gone!
#16 GREAT KRAPPI
Brain Chop. Superman Punch and Krappi is gone. Goldust eliminated Cody, seemingly by accident, and in turn he is eliminated.
#17 LAME-ARSE!
Irish Curse By Sheamus Brogue Kick
BRING ON THE DREGS! IT'S GOBSHITE FROM MTV, FANDANGOBSHITE AND MINI MANTAUR.
Fandangobshite and the stupid midget is eliminated.
#21 ANTONIO CEASERO
CeaseroSwing on Punk for his entire turn.
#22 LUKE HARPER
Wicked Clothesline on ambrose.
JEY USO AND JBL WHO GOT ELIMINATED BY HANDING HIS COAT TO MICHEAL TROLL, He's a former champion, he should have known better.
#25 ERICK ROWAN
G.F.M.T.V and jey are done for this year.
RYBERG ADR AND SHITISTA
Rowan, Ryberg and Del rio are thrown out.
#29 BIG E LANGSTON
Belly to belly
# 30 REY MYSTERIO
At this Point...the crowd went sour, they where expecting Daniel Bryan! And so was I
Final Eliminations
LANGSTON
MYSTERIO
CESARO,ROLLINS, AMBROSE
PUNK ELIMINATED BY KANE, Setting up for Punk vs hhh.
LAMEARSE
REIGNS
LIKE YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING? WINNER OF THE 2014 ROYAL RUMBLE: SHITISTA!
After 4 years the Tongue is still as Brown as ever!
Well, thanks everyone and Touch wood if I see you at Elimination Chamber Next Month.
Follow me at twitter @saveusPOE
DANIEL BRYAN VS BRAY WYATT
Collar Elbow Tie-up to start out, But the heavier Wyatt shoulder barges Bryan and while down, stamps on his fingers. Kitchen Sink by Bryan gets the attention of Luke Harper who attacks, The ref kicks both Monstrous Henchman of Wyatt out of the arena. Daniel scales the turnbuckle, Drangonfly to the Wyatts. Back in, only for Bray to send him flying with a chop, Advantage, Bray as D-Bry is whipped to the steps. We are told that the OLD AGED OUTLAWS! did get the sweet Batista deal after all, as they are now Tag Champs. Back inside the Ring, Indian Deathlock by Bryan. Arm Rigger by Bray, Taking advantage of the concussion Bryan has. As the American Dragon stumbles back in an Armdrag, followed by a sleeper, Leg drop, a Chokeslam and a body slam. But he took to much time dealing an elbow and Momentum swung the other way. Huracanrana by Bryan, who runs the ropes only to be hit by a very Athletic Flying Forearm. Tornado ddt when Bryan collects himself, followed by a massive dropkick then a Missle Dropkick. Sister Abigal countered into the YES!-Lock but Wyatt Bites Daniel, Headbutt that staggers the concussed Daniel is enough of an opening for Sister Abigal once more, Only this time....
WINNER: WYATT
Could the first wwe match of the Year, Become THE Match Of The Year 5/5
Big Slow vs Brock Lesner was a no contest. Show was mugged by Lesner before the bell rang. Still Lesner has his Mystical Title Shot From Nowhere. Maybe he Borrowed Shitista's Game Genie?
I AM SO SICK OF JOHN CENA VERSUS BLANDY BORETON! And so was this great crowd in Pittsburgh. Wyatt destroyed Cena. So there you go. Wyatt's the top heel now, as Orton is mirroring his real-life self and throwing his toys out of the pram every second.
Royal Rumble Match.
#1 CM PUNK
#2 SETH ROLLINS
By now you may have heard of the disgusting thing Rollins bragged about in an interview. So I say the 2 slot was punishment for Rollins pissing Wwe off!
Better to be Pissed off! than Pissed On I guess!
#3 DAMIEN SANDOW
Punk with a double Neckbreaker
#4 CODY WOADTH
Sandow is eliminated.
#5KANE...IS ELIMINATED!
#6 ALEXANDER RUSEV
Making his wwe debut, the Bulgarian Brute who terrorised the nxt ring and disgusted people with his tiny trunks, is a fully fledged superstar. Huge Prussian Kick by Rusev on Punk.
# 7 JACK THWAGGER
Thwagger Bombs on everyone!
KOFI KINGSTON, JIMMY USO AND GOLDUST ARE NEXT.
Rusev is done! Kingston leapt from the barricade to the ring!
AMBROSE AND ZIGGLER ARE 11 AND 12 AND IT'S UNLUCKY 13 FOR R-TRUTH AS HE IS ELIMINATED. Followed by Jimmy.
#14 KEVIN NASH WANTS A PAYCHECK!
Swags is gone!
#15 ROMAN REIGNS
Spear on Cody, Kofi and dolph are gone. Nash wasn't paid enough so he's gone!
#16 GREAT KRAPPI
Brain Chop. Superman Punch and Krappi is gone. Goldust eliminated Cody, seemingly by accident, and in turn he is eliminated.
#17 LAME-ARSE!
Irish Curse By Sheamus Brogue Kick
BRING ON THE DREGS! IT'S GOBSHITE FROM MTV, FANDANGOBSHITE AND MINI MANTAUR.
Fandangobshite and the stupid midget is eliminated.
#21 ANTONIO CEASERO
CeaseroSwing on Punk for his entire turn.
#22 LUKE HARPER
Wicked Clothesline on ambrose.
JEY USO AND JBL WHO GOT ELIMINATED BY HANDING HIS COAT TO MICHEAL TROLL, He's a former champion, he should have known better.
#25 ERICK ROWAN
G.F.M.T.V and jey are done for this year.
RYBERG ADR AND SHITISTA
Rowan, Ryberg and Del rio are thrown out.
#29 BIG E LANGSTON
Belly to belly
# 30 REY MYSTERIO
At this Point...the crowd went sour, they where expecting Daniel Bryan! And so was I
Final Eliminations
LANGSTON
MYSTERIO
CESARO,ROLLINS, AMBROSE
PUNK ELIMINATED BY KANE, Setting up for Punk vs hhh.
LAMEARSE
REIGNS
LIKE YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING? WINNER OF THE 2014 ROYAL RUMBLE: SHITISTA!
After 4 years the Tongue is still as Brown as ever!
Well, thanks everyone and Touch wood if I see you at Elimination Chamber Next Month.
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Friday, January 24, 2014
Royal Rumble Predictions
Hi everyone! "Enlightened" Eamonn Bermingham here with you once again, and welcome to my Predictions post for Sundays Royal Rumble PPV.
All matches with be Discussed in Descending Importance, Which means I'll Discusses the big title Matches first, then the matches with the Secondary champions, then Tag, Then single, non-championship matches.
WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
JOHN FUCKING CENA VERSUS BLANDY BORE-TON
THE MOST ANTICIPATED REMATCH....THAT We have seen too many times before!
I have to hand it to Vince. 1 thing he does very well every January is make a card and fill it with matches we've seen before or don't want to see, so the focus is on the Rumble Match. Super Cena will win. So WWE'S White Knight (or should that be SHITE Knight) has a Dragon to slay at Elimination Chamber...A Dragon called Brock Lesner!
THE US CHAMPION AND THE IC CHAMPIONS ARE IN THE REAL MAIN EVENT
THE 30 MAN ROYAL RUMBLE!
As of right now We don't know whose in the rumble bar 20 men. We only know that Punk will draw number 1. As for the 10 slots, expect the losers of the previous matches to make up the numbers, Maybe some nxt guys, or Legends. My shortlist of winners from the pool of confirmed names are
Brock needs to show his dominance ahead of the chamber, And doing this against Big show, in a match we saw on that night 11 years ago, is the best way to show it.
BRAY WYATT VS DANIEL BRYAN
This match I will do play-by-play on. Forget Brock Lesner!, this match is the Real Number 1 contender match, 2 of wwe's Best, technical and charismatic stars standing against each other in match that could settle the future of the WWE Championship for the next 5 years. I can't tell you who wins! it's to dahm close.
WOADTH BWODDERTH (That's how Cody would say "Rhodes Brothers") VS THE OLD AGE OUTLAWS (Pre-start show)
There's talks that their will be miscommunication between the Rhodes so they can eliminated each other later and have a feud at Mania, But Outlaws, just because you are the Original Brown Tongue Brigade, Don't Think That you'll get a sweet Batista Deal from Hunt-uh and get the belts!
Well that's it!
Results will be up on Monday Morning but it'll only be a play-by-play of Bryan/Wyatt and the rumble match.
Follow me on twitter @saveusPOE
All matches with be Discussed in Descending Importance, Which means I'll Discusses the big title Matches first, then the matches with the Secondary champions, then Tag, Then single, non-championship matches.
WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
JOHN FUCKING CENA VERSUS BLANDY BORE-TON
THE MOST ANTICIPATED REMATCH....THAT We have seen too many times before!
I have to hand it to Vince. 1 thing he does very well every January is make a card and fill it with matches we've seen before or don't want to see, so the focus is on the Rumble Match. Super Cena will win. So WWE'S White Knight (or should that be SHITE Knight) has a Dragon to slay at Elimination Chamber...A Dragon called Brock Lesner!
THE US CHAMPION AND THE IC CHAMPIONS ARE IN THE REAL MAIN EVENT
THE 30 MAN ROYAL RUMBLE!
As of right now We don't know whose in the rumble bar 20 men. We only know that Punk will draw number 1. As for the 10 slots, expect the losers of the previous matches to make up the numbers, Maybe some nxt guys, or Legends. My shortlist of winners from the pool of confirmed names are
- Shitista
- Kofi Kingston
- Punk (if plans to wrestle Hunt-uh at Mania 30 falls through!)
- Roman Reigns
- Daniel Bryan (if entered)
- Bray Wyatt (if entered)
Brock needs to show his dominance ahead of the chamber, And doing this against Big show, in a match we saw on that night 11 years ago, is the best way to show it.
BRAY WYATT VS DANIEL BRYAN
This match I will do play-by-play on. Forget Brock Lesner!, this match is the Real Number 1 contender match, 2 of wwe's Best, technical and charismatic stars standing against each other in match that could settle the future of the WWE Championship for the next 5 years. I can't tell you who wins! it's to dahm close.
WOADTH BWODDERTH (That's how Cody would say "Rhodes Brothers") VS THE OLD AGE OUTLAWS (Pre-start show)
There's talks that their will be miscommunication between the Rhodes so they can eliminated each other later and have a feud at Mania, But Outlaws, just because you are the Original Brown Tongue Brigade, Don't Think That you'll get a sweet Batista Deal from Hunt-uh and get the belts!
Well that's it!
Results will be up on Monday Morning but it'll only be a play-by-play of Bryan/Wyatt and the rumble match.
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Thursday, January 16, 2014
TNA HARDCORE JUSTICE: A MAN WHO CAN'T EVEN HOLD A MIC IN THE MAIN EVENT? FUCK EVERYTHING!
IN MEMORY OF MAE YOUNG.
First PPV of 2014.
And don't you Dare wish me a Happy new Year?
Happy New Year?
I HAD TO WATCH THIS SHITE LAST NIGHT TIL 1:30 AM!
You Tell me to have a Good Year?
I HAVE TO DO THIS 9 MORE TIMES!
...well technically 17 if funds hold up and I can watch all the wwe shows....But with them they will have good and bad matches.
TNA? ONLY BAD!
We start with R.I.3 (Rich Idiot the 3rd) defeating Tommy Dreamer in a table match using His Default Create-A-Wrestler moveset. Ethan remains undefeated. and will be put to the wayside when "Auntie D" sells the company she didn't even found.
Only there was only 1 highlight and that was the X-scape the cage match Between Chris Sabin and Austin Aries. This felt like a retrospective. As the match went early you saw moves they did starting out and as it went on you saw them doing the moves they use now. To Drop a Reference, it was like Snake and Ocelot fighting for the last time in Metal Gear Solid: Guns of Patriots.
Then we wasted time, as Blow-mance (Jersey Whore and GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER!) Revealed they were in the main Event (WHAT?). After botching up holding a microphone (Jesse held it too close to his mouth and it cut out. Robbie had to physically move his arm back so people could hear the muppet!) They tricked Resident Jobber, as Eric is part-time, Dewey Barnes into the ring. after dancing and Posing they attacked Barnes for De EVULS!
Next was the man advantage match for tonight's Lethal Lockdown. Everyone know that the heels always win this match so the crowd cheers the faces harder. Roode Bet Joe.
Eric Young and Joseph Park had a match against bad influence. again. But this was the end I think. As Joseph Park was finally revealed to be Abyss! Do you know what would be stupid? If During the storyline, they I don't know had someone dressed as Abyss be in the same ring as Chris Park dressed as Joseph Park And done this on a Worldwide PPV that would go out on video for everyone to see? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE REALLY STUPID!
Bully Ray defeated Anderson. Again. I fell asleep through that 1!
Is Lei'D Tapa Learning anything from Gail Kim? Because she is just Brutal to watch. Not as Brutal as the Beating she dealed to Velvet. But Velvet was wearing street clothes in a street fight! That means she should have won! That's a TheWrestlingFan.com Fan Law!
The Mystery man in Team Angle was Abyss. With Eric Young on the outside. Hold on, you can't have an extra man on the outside in a gauntlet match, that's Cheating! YOUR THE FACES! YOU ONLY TO WIN BY SKILL, ALONE! YOU ONLY CHEAT IF A) THE HEEL IS WRESTLING SKILLFULLY OR B) IF THE REF IS DISTRACTED! ONE OF YOUR OPPONENTS CAN'T HOLD A MICROPHONE, I THINK YOU CAN TAKE HIM!
hopefully I've calmed down after the Royal Rumble. You can follow me on twitter @saveusPOE
First PPV of 2014.
And don't you Dare wish me a Happy new Year?
Happy New Year?
I HAD TO WATCH THIS SHITE LAST NIGHT TIL 1:30 AM!
You Tell me to have a Good Year?
I HAVE TO DO THIS 9 MORE TIMES!
...well technically 17 if funds hold up and I can watch all the wwe shows....But with them they will have good and bad matches.
TNA? ONLY BAD!
We start with R.I.3 (Rich Idiot the 3rd) defeating Tommy Dreamer in a table match using His Default Create-A-Wrestler moveset. Ethan remains undefeated. and will be put to the wayside when "Auntie D" sells the company she didn't even found.
Only there was only 1 highlight and that was the X-scape the cage match Between Chris Sabin and Austin Aries. This felt like a retrospective. As the match went early you saw moves they did starting out and as it went on you saw them doing the moves they use now. To Drop a Reference, it was like Snake and Ocelot fighting for the last time in Metal Gear Solid: Guns of Patriots.
Then we wasted time, as Blow-mance (Jersey Whore and GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER!) Revealed they were in the main Event (WHAT?). After botching up holding a microphone (Jesse held it too close to his mouth and it cut out. Robbie had to physically move his arm back so people could hear the muppet!) They tricked Resident Jobber, as Eric is part-time, Dewey Barnes into the ring. after dancing and Posing they attacked Barnes for De EVULS!
Next was the man advantage match for tonight's Lethal Lockdown. Everyone know that the heels always win this match so the crowd cheers the faces harder. Roode Bet Joe.
Eric Young and Joseph Park had a match against bad influence. again. But this was the end I think. As Joseph Park was finally revealed to be Abyss! Do you know what would be stupid? If During the storyline, they I don't know had someone dressed as Abyss be in the same ring as Chris Park dressed as Joseph Park And done this on a Worldwide PPV that would go out on video for everyone to see? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE REALLY STUPID!
Bully Ray defeated Anderson. Again. I fell asleep through that 1!
Is Lei'D Tapa Learning anything from Gail Kim? Because she is just Brutal to watch. Not as Brutal as the Beating she dealed to Velvet. But Velvet was wearing street clothes in a street fight! That means she should have won! That's a TheWrestlingFan.com Fan Law!
The Mystery man in Team Angle was Abyss. With Eric Young on the outside. Hold on, you can't have an extra man on the outside in a gauntlet match, that's Cheating! YOUR THE FACES! YOU ONLY TO WIN BY SKILL, ALONE! YOU ONLY CHEAT IF A) THE HEEL IS WRESTLING SKILLFULLY OR B) IF THE REF IS DISTRACTED! ONE OF YOUR OPPONENTS CAN'T HOLD A MICROPHONE, I THINK YOU CAN TAKE HIM!
hopefully I've calmed down after the Royal Rumble. You can follow me on twitter @saveusPOE
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Return Of The Craic! New Year schedule 2014
I'm Officially Back on the Internet. And I'm really going into thiS 1 blind. Tna is pulling ppvs and re branding them as specaIl episode of Impact. And My YearLy tradition of LimitEd EdiTion Walkers Died last year wHen they re-branded and I did the Kit Kat chunky champions instead. But I could not find If Walkers, Nestle, or Heartbeat International (The ice-cream company with a different name in every country. It'll be called Hb in Ireland, Walls in the UK) will be spring anything yet.
All I can do is post the definite things I will do at this juncture
ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE
the Final few Payments of the Infernal Lodger storyline is due as we finish the storyline with 1 Ticket to HeLL-I won't reveal what is yet...Or did I?
Happy New Year.
Eamonn.
All I can do is post the definite things I will do at this juncture
ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE
- Last Monday of this month-Royal Rumble
- March-Wrestlemania XX-X Years later.
- April 9th-Wrestlemania XXX
the Final few Payments of the Infernal Lodger storyline is due as we finish the storyline with 1 Ticket to HeLL-I won't reveal what is yet...Or did I?
- January-Eamonn Reviews Norbit
- February-Eamonn Reviews Horrid Henry Part 1 and 2
- March- Joe-Jack Zookeeper.
- April- The crap films of Drew Barrymore: Eamonn reviews 50 1st dates.
Happy New Year.
Eamonn.
Monday, January 6, 2014
The Flippies 2014
They say that history is made by those who saw it happen. Well, thanks to $ky $port$ making all but 3 shows ppv on box office, I didn't get to see much.
However there was many things on raw, smackdown, NXT, and free (if 3 days delayed) TNA PPVS, so it wasn't a complete loss!
THE DISCO STU (DEBUT OF THE YEAR)
WE'RE HERE....
Of all the debuts this year to the main roster, none has quickly fitted the mould, captured the imagination and tapped the zeitgeist than the Wyatts. Granted Wyatt has being injured for most of 2013 and Harper and Rowan are little more than brawlers, but not since the arrival of the Shield has there being a level of intrigue and yet...Unlike the Shield, a following. Which leads us nicely to...
HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSLE LAUNCH!
(EXIT OF THE YEAR)
BRAY WYATT'S SURPRISINGLY FACE PROMO ON NXT
It was not a good night for NXT's resident jobbers, A Pre-Awesome Aiden English and Mikey Keegan. When the lights went out and we saw the titantron "we're here" Graphic for the 1st time, the entire crowd became unglued. After dispatching English with their respective Finishers. Wyatt, as always picked up the microphone, and, as always, the entire Full Sail University hung of his words, After goading Bray to "Tear Down the Machine", The mood changed when Wyatt revealed that he and his followers were leaving the Yellow Brand to go to the Red Brand. When he played the E.T Card i.e. a promised return, the crowd dahm-near lost their voices!
MY PLANET NEEDS ME(GOOD RIDDANCE!)
PANDA ENERGY PULLS THE PLUG ON IMPASSED 'RASSILING, Y'ALL!
After 11 years and an extra-material scandal that has MADE it's founder Start all over again in India,
Dixie "Rich Idiot" Carter took complete control of TNA. Only for her daddy's company, Panda Energy to go bankrupt. Seeing the company as just a "frivolous hobby gotten out of control" The carters have no choice but to sell. And it doesn't look good, Styles, Jeff and Sting, have left, 80% of the young talent had being fired because of the whole "PritchardGate" Debacle, meaning the once diverse roster is now less than 3 dozen people. As for Dixie herself, the sooner she sells it to Billy Corgan or Back to Jarrett, the sooner I don't have to listen to her No Indoor Voice, Grammar Killing promos.
MARGE VS VIOLENT TELEVISION(FUNNIEST MOMENT)
The Claire Lynch Storyline Not only won a wrestlecrap Gooker and The Enlightened Page's very own Poochie, It also made the now disenfranchised A.J Styles take a long look at his employers. It also made the villains of the piece, Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazerian, Look weak by comparsion. So thankfully, when you say these guy all last year, they made it their mission to be entertaining, With the tag belts on pathetically rubbish Jersey Whore and Jessie Gobshite!, this year you may have permission to worship them.....NOW!
the 138th!
This year I was certain not 1 match would top C.M Punk versus Undertaker. But a funny thing happened. Seemingly on a monthly basis I watched the 2 companies topped each other. Until finally at the very last PPV I watched this year....
KURT ANGLE AND BOBBY ROODE LEAVES IT ALL IN THE RING!
2 of the world's best, 1 the only Olympic Gold Medalist in the Sport of Professional Wrestling, the other, the longest reigning Champion in Impact Wrestling's History, Left it all in ring, In a match that left both men to leave under their own power to walk.
THE POOCHIE!
IDIOT OF THE YEAR
GLEN BECK : DISGRACED NEWSREADER OUTSMARTED BY "STOOPID 'RASSLING" PEOPLE
If the 2 year period of dealing with Michael Troll and Rupert Murdoch not giving the British and Irish people that made him rich a fixed time for wrestling has thought me anything, it's that so-called Legitimate Media has no respect for wrestling. Back in January, Jack Swagger has made his return and had with him, a new Manager, Zeb Colter. Since Alberto Del Rio was the champion, and with immigration debates and "birthers" in the news, the decision to make Swagger and Colter Heel Flagwavers was easy at the time. as wwe has expanding into a more Latino Demographic. So Zeb introduced himself with a frankly. over-the-top racist promo, that was actually cut from many international showings of raw, introducing over here in Ireland.
It was picked up by One Glen Beck, A newsreader who was fired by fox for his own bigoted views and had his own wed cast. After claiming the gimmick was demonizing the Tea Party (despite the tea party never being mentioned.) Glen opened his phone-lines to anyone to explain...Except the quote "STOOPID 'RASSILING! PEOPLE!"
After refusing to come to raw and have 5 minutes of TV time, Zeb and Swagger broke character, in an attempt to explain reality and Fiction, and the difference between them.
WORST EPISODE EVER!
BIG BROTHER COMBINES WITH JERSEY SHORE! IT'S AS BAD AS YOU THINK!
Please explain TNA, If you haven't already pinched holes into the walls to sell the copper wires, Why a man who can't even throw a clothesline properly, whose finisher is a body slam (what is this, 70's Britain?) your tag champ?
The Marge (best female)
AJ LEE TELLS E! WHERE THEY CAN STICK THEIR DOCUMENTARY!
All year, we on this side of the Atlantic had to listen to Michael Troll plug a show, we don't even have over here. And by the sounds of it, Total(ly Pointless) Divas is nothing more than a spoof of Rich, dumb Texas/Fake Housewives i.e. Unlikable Attractive People having a TV show as a flimsy excuse to get drunk and were bikinis. it also stars my 2 favourite people(!) The Bella twins, aka Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Got-Her-Hooks-Into-Golden-Boy-So-She'll-Never-Be-Fired!
With half the roster on this show and the other half not on TV at all. The biggest opponent of the show is the current Divas champion, A.J Lee, and with No-one from the show anywhere near her level, the 5'1 champ is standing tall.
The Bella award(worst female)
THE OTHER TWO FORM TOTAL(LY POINTLESS) DIVAS
Y'know the 1 with the big tits who looks like she washed her hair in Snapple, and the small black 1 that sang at 'mania and done fuck all else? and I don't care what they're names are, they'll be Future Endeavoured before the year is out.
AND FINALLY THE BIG ONE
THE HOMER (WREASTLER OF THE YEAR)
DANIEL BRYAN
It has being an emotional Journey for us, Despite every Set-back by Hunt-uh, Bryan has out performed so well, even outshining his prospective brother in law, John Cena, as well as the increasingly Pragmatic and Lazy Blandy Bore-ton. With Bryan forced to Join the Wyatt family, there's only 1 conclusion to this course of action: both Men becoming main event sparring partners at Mania that will decide the future of the wwe title.
However there was many things on raw, smackdown, NXT, and free (if 3 days delayed) TNA PPVS, so it wasn't a complete loss!
THE DISCO STU (DEBUT OF THE YEAR)
WE'RE HERE....
Of all the debuts this year to the main roster, none has quickly fitted the mould, captured the imagination and tapped the zeitgeist than the Wyatts. Granted Wyatt has being injured for most of 2013 and Harper and Rowan are little more than brawlers, but not since the arrival of the Shield has there being a level of intrigue and yet...Unlike the Shield, a following. Which leads us nicely to...
HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSLE LAUNCH!
(EXIT OF THE YEAR)
BRAY WYATT'S SURPRISINGLY FACE PROMO ON NXT
It was not a good night for NXT's resident jobbers, A Pre-Awesome Aiden English and Mikey Keegan. When the lights went out and we saw the titantron "we're here" Graphic for the 1st time, the entire crowd became unglued. After dispatching English with their respective Finishers. Wyatt, as always picked up the microphone, and, as always, the entire Full Sail University hung of his words, After goading Bray to "Tear Down the Machine", The mood changed when Wyatt revealed that he and his followers were leaving the Yellow Brand to go to the Red Brand. When he played the E.T Card i.e. a promised return, the crowd dahm-near lost their voices!
MY PLANET NEEDS ME(GOOD RIDDANCE!)
PANDA ENERGY PULLS THE PLUG ON IMPASSED 'RASSILING, Y'ALL!
After 11 years and an extra-material scandal that has MADE it's founder Start all over again in India,
Dixie "Rich Idiot" Carter took complete control of TNA. Only for her daddy's company, Panda Energy to go bankrupt. Seeing the company as just a "frivolous hobby gotten out of control" The carters have no choice but to sell. And it doesn't look good, Styles, Jeff and Sting, have left, 80% of the young talent had being fired because of the whole "PritchardGate" Debacle, meaning the once diverse roster is now less than 3 dozen people. As for Dixie herself, the sooner she sells it to Billy Corgan or Back to Jarrett, the sooner I don't have to listen to her No Indoor Voice, Grammar Killing promos.
MARGE VS VIOLENT TELEVISION(FUNNIEST MOMENT)
The Claire Lynch Storyline Not only won a wrestlecrap Gooker and The Enlightened Page's very own Poochie, It also made the now disenfranchised A.J Styles take a long look at his employers. It also made the villains of the piece, Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazerian, Look weak by comparsion. So thankfully, when you say these guy all last year, they made it their mission to be entertaining, With the tag belts on pathetically rubbish Jersey Whore and Jessie Gobshite!, this year you may have permission to worship them.....NOW!
the 138th!
This year I was certain not 1 match would top C.M Punk versus Undertaker. But a funny thing happened. Seemingly on a monthly basis I watched the 2 companies topped each other. Until finally at the very last PPV I watched this year....
KURT ANGLE AND BOBBY ROODE LEAVES IT ALL IN THE RING!
2 of the world's best, 1 the only Olympic Gold Medalist in the Sport of Professional Wrestling, the other, the longest reigning Champion in Impact Wrestling's History, Left it all in ring, In a match that left both men to leave under their own power to walk.
THE POOCHIE!
IDIOT OF THE YEAR
GLEN BECK : DISGRACED NEWSREADER OUTSMARTED BY "STOOPID 'RASSLING" PEOPLE
If the 2 year period of dealing with Michael Troll and Rupert Murdoch not giving the British and Irish people that made him rich a fixed time for wrestling has thought me anything, it's that so-called Legitimate Media has no respect for wrestling. Back in January, Jack Swagger has made his return and had with him, a new Manager, Zeb Colter. Since Alberto Del Rio was the champion, and with immigration debates and "birthers" in the news, the decision to make Swagger and Colter Heel Flagwavers was easy at the time. as wwe has expanding into a more Latino Demographic. So Zeb introduced himself with a frankly. over-the-top racist promo, that was actually cut from many international showings of raw, introducing over here in Ireland.
It was picked up by One Glen Beck, A newsreader who was fired by fox for his own bigoted views and had his own wed cast. After claiming the gimmick was demonizing the Tea Party (despite the tea party never being mentioned.) Glen opened his phone-lines to anyone to explain...Except the quote "STOOPID 'RASSILING! PEOPLE!"
After refusing to come to raw and have 5 minutes of TV time, Zeb and Swagger broke character, in an attempt to explain reality and Fiction, and the difference between them.
WORST EPISODE EVER!
BIG BROTHER COMBINES WITH JERSEY SHORE! IT'S AS BAD AS YOU THINK!
Please explain TNA, If you haven't already pinched holes into the walls to sell the copper wires, Why a man who can't even throw a clothesline properly, whose finisher is a body slam (what is this, 70's Britain?) your tag champ?
The Marge (best female)
AJ LEE TELLS E! WHERE THEY CAN STICK THEIR DOCUMENTARY!
All year, we on this side of the Atlantic had to listen to Michael Troll plug a show, we don't even have over here. And by the sounds of it, Total(ly Pointless) Divas is nothing more than a spoof of Rich, dumb Texas/Fake Housewives i.e. Unlikable Attractive People having a TV show as a flimsy excuse to get drunk and were bikinis. it also stars my 2 favourite people(!) The Bella twins, aka Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Got-Her-Hooks-Into-Golden-Boy-So-She'll-Never-Be-Fired!
With half the roster on this show and the other half not on TV at all. The biggest opponent of the show is the current Divas champion, A.J Lee, and with No-one from the show anywhere near her level, the 5'1 champ is standing tall.
The Bella award(worst female)
THE OTHER TWO FORM TOTAL(LY POINTLESS) DIVAS
Y'know the 1 with the big tits who looks like she washed her hair in Snapple, and the small black 1 that sang at 'mania and done fuck all else? and I don't care what they're names are, they'll be Future Endeavoured before the year is out.
AND FINALLY THE BIG ONE
THE HOMER (WREASTLER OF THE YEAR)
DANIEL BRYAN
It has being an emotional Journey for us, Despite every Set-back by Hunt-uh, Bryan has out performed so well, even outshining his prospective brother in law, John Cena, as well as the increasingly Pragmatic and Lazy Blandy Bore-ton. With Bryan forced to Join the Wyatt family, there's only 1 conclusion to this course of action: both Men becoming main event sparring partners at Mania that will decide the future of the wwe title.
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