The 4th month Wrestling Drought Stopped 2 weeks ago. However, Hardcore Justice was only a trickle, Last Night, The Floodgates fully open as Wrestlemania is only 3 months down the pipeline
DANIEL BRYAN VS BRAY WYATT
Collar Elbow Tie-up to start out, But the heavier Wyatt shoulder barges Bryan and while down, stamps on his fingers. Kitchen Sink by Bryan gets the attention of Luke Harper who attacks, The ref kicks both Monstrous Henchman of Wyatt out of the arena. Daniel scales the turnbuckle, Drangonfly to the Wyatts. Back in, only for Bray to send him flying with a chop, Advantage, Bray as D-Bry is whipped to the steps. We are told that the OLD AGED OUTLAWS! did get the sweet Batista deal after all, as they are now Tag Champs. Back inside the Ring, Indian Deathlock by Bryan. Arm Rigger by Bray, Taking advantage of the concussion Bryan has. As the American Dragon stumbles back in an Armdrag, followed by a sleeper, Leg drop, a Chokeslam and a body slam. But he took to much time dealing an elbow and Momentum swung the other way. Huracanrana by Bryan, who runs the ropes only to be hit by a very Athletic Flying Forearm. Tornado ddt when Bryan collects himself, followed by a massive dropkick then a Missle Dropkick. Sister Abigal countered into the YES!-Lock but Wyatt Bites Daniel, Headbutt that staggers the concussed Daniel is enough of an opening for Sister Abigal once more, Only this time....
WINNER: WYATT
Could the first wwe match of the Year, Become THE Match Of The Year 5/5
Big Slow vs Brock Lesner was a no contest. Show was mugged by Lesner before the bell rang. Still Lesner has his Mystical Title Shot From Nowhere. Maybe he Borrowed Shitista's Game Genie?
I AM SO SICK OF JOHN CENA VERSUS BLANDY BORETON! And so was this great crowd in Pittsburgh. Wyatt destroyed Cena. So there you go. Wyatt's the top heel now, as Orton is mirroring his real-life self and throwing his toys out of the pram every second.
Royal Rumble Match.
#1 CM PUNK
#2 SETH ROLLINS
By now you may have heard of the disgusting thing Rollins bragged about in an interview. So I say the 2 slot was punishment for Rollins pissing Wwe off!
Better to be Pissed off! than Pissed On I guess!
#3 DAMIEN SANDOW
Punk with a double Neckbreaker
#4 CODY WOADTH
Sandow is eliminated.
#5KANE...IS ELIMINATED!
#6 ALEXANDER RUSEV
Making his wwe debut, the Bulgarian Brute who terrorised the nxt ring and disgusted people with his tiny trunks, is a fully fledged superstar. Huge Prussian Kick by Rusev on Punk.
# 7 JACK THWAGGER
Thwagger Bombs on everyone!
KOFI KINGSTON, JIMMY USO AND GOLDUST ARE NEXT.
Rusev is done! Kingston leapt from the barricade to the ring!
AMBROSE AND ZIGGLER ARE 11 AND 12 AND IT'S UNLUCKY 13 FOR R-TRUTH AS HE IS ELIMINATED. Followed by Jimmy.
#14 KEVIN NASH WANTS A PAYCHECK!
Swags is gone!
#15 ROMAN REIGNS
Spear on Cody, Kofi and dolph are gone. Nash wasn't paid enough so he's gone!
#16 GREAT KRAPPI
Brain Chop. Superman Punch and Krappi is gone. Goldust eliminated Cody, seemingly by accident, and in turn he is eliminated.
#17 LAME-ARSE!
Irish Curse By Sheamus Brogue Kick
BRING ON THE DREGS! IT'S GOBSHITE FROM MTV, FANDANGOBSHITE AND MINI MANTAUR.
Fandangobshite and the stupid midget is eliminated.
#21 ANTONIO CEASERO
CeaseroSwing on Punk for his entire turn.
#22 LUKE HARPER
Wicked Clothesline on ambrose.
JEY USO AND JBL WHO GOT ELIMINATED BY HANDING HIS COAT TO MICHEAL TROLL, He's a former champion, he should have known better.
#25 ERICK ROWAN
G.F.M.T.V and jey are done for this year.
RYBERG ADR AND SHITISTA
Rowan, Ryberg and Del rio are thrown out.
#29 BIG E LANGSTON
Belly to belly
# 30 REY MYSTERIO
At this Point...the crowd went sour, they where expecting Daniel Bryan! And so was I
Final Eliminations
LANGSTON
MYSTERIO
CESARO,ROLLINS, AMBROSE
PUNK ELIMINATED BY KANE, Setting up for Punk vs hhh.
LAMEARSE
REIGNS
LIKE YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING? WINNER OF THE 2014 ROYAL RUMBLE: SHITISTA!
After 4 years the Tongue is still as Brown as ever!
Well, thanks everyone and Touch wood if I see you at Elimination Chamber Next Month.
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