The Flippies 2014

They say that history is made by those who saw it happen. Well, thanks to $ky $port$ making all but 3 shows ppv on box office, I didn't get to see much.

However there was many things on raw, smackdown, NXT, and free (if 3 days delayed) TNA PPVS, so it wasn't a complete loss!

THE DISCO STU (DEBUT OF THE YEAR)
WE'RE HERE....
Of all the debuts this year to the main roster, none has quickly fitted the mould, captured the imagination and tapped the zeitgeist than the Wyatts. Granted Wyatt has being injured for most of 2013 and Harper and Rowan are little more than brawlers, but not since the arrival of the Shield has there being a level of intrigue and yet...Unlike the Shield, a following. Which leads us nicely to...

HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSLE LAUNCH!
(EXIT OF THE YEAR)
BRAY WYATT'S SURPRISINGLY FACE PROMO ON NXT
It was not a good night for NXT's resident jobbers, A Pre-Awesome Aiden English and Mikey Keegan. When the lights went out and we saw the titantron "we're here" Graphic for the 1st time, the entire crowd became unglued. After dispatching English with their respective Finishers. Wyatt, as always picked up the microphone, and, as always, the entire Full Sail University hung of his words, After goading Bray to "Tear Down the Machine", The mood changed when Wyatt revealed that he and his followers were leaving the Yellow Brand to go to the Red Brand. When he played the E.T Card i.e. a promised return, the crowd dahm-near lost their voices!

MY PLANET NEEDS ME(GOOD RIDDANCE!)
PANDA ENERGY PULLS THE PLUG ON IMPASSED 'RASSILING, Y'ALL!
After 11 years and an extra-material scandal that has MADE it's founder Start all over again in India,
Dixie "Rich Idiot" Carter took complete control of TNA. Only for her daddy's company, Panda Energy to go bankrupt. Seeing the company as just a "frivolous hobby gotten out of control" The carters have no choice but to sell. And it doesn't look good, Styles, Jeff and Sting, have left, 80% of the young talent had being fired because of the whole "PritchardGate" Debacle, meaning the once diverse roster is now less than 3 dozen people. As for Dixie herself, the sooner she sells it to Billy Corgan or Back to Jarrett, the sooner I don't have to listen to her No Indoor Voice, Grammar Killing promos.

MARGE VS VIOLENT TELEVISION(FUNNIEST MOMENT)
The Claire Lynch Storyline Not only won a wrestlecrap Gooker and The Enlightened Page's very own Poochie, It also made the now disenfranchised A.J Styles take a long look at his employers. It also made the villains of the piece, Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazerian, Look weak by comparsion. So thankfully, when you say these guy all last year, they made it their mission to be entertaining, With the tag belts on pathetically rubbish Jersey Whore and Jessie Gobshite!, this year you may have permission to worship them.....NOW!

the 138th!
This year I was certain not 1 match would top C.M Punk versus Undertaker. But a funny thing happened. Seemingly on a monthly basis I watched the 2 companies topped each other. Until finally at the very last PPV I watched this year....
KURT ANGLE AND BOBBY ROODE LEAVES IT ALL IN THE RING!
2 of the world's best, 1 the only Olympic Gold Medalist in the Sport of Professional Wrestling, the other, the longest reigning Champion in Impact Wrestling's History, Left it all in ring, In a match that left both men to leave under their own power to walk.

THE POOCHIE!
IDIOT OF THE YEAR
GLEN BECK : DISGRACED NEWSREADER OUTSMARTED BY "STOOPID 'RASSLING" PEOPLE
If the 2 year period of dealing with Michael Troll and Rupert Murdoch not giving the British and Irish people that made him rich a fixed time for wrestling has thought me anything, it's that so-called Legitimate Media has no respect for wrestling. Back in January, Jack Swagger has made his return and had with him, a new Manager, Zeb Colter. Since Alberto Del Rio was the champion, and with immigration debates and "birthers" in the news, the decision to make Swagger and Colter Heel Flagwavers was easy at the time. as wwe has expanding into a more Latino Demographic. So Zeb introduced himself with a frankly. over-the-top racist promo, that was actually cut from many international showings of raw, introducing over here in Ireland.
It was picked up by One Glen Beck, A newsreader who was fired by fox for his own bigoted views and had his own wed cast. After claiming the gimmick was demonizing the Tea Party (despite the tea party never being mentioned.) Glen opened his phone-lines to anyone to explain...Except the quote "STOOPID 'RASSILING! PEOPLE!"
After refusing to come to raw and have 5 minutes of TV time, Zeb and Swagger broke character, in an attempt to explain reality and Fiction, and the difference between them.
WORST EPISODE EVER!
BIG BROTHER COMBINES WITH JERSEY SHORE! IT'S AS BAD AS YOU THINK!
Please explain TNA, If you haven't already pinched holes into the walls to sell the copper wires, Why a man who can't even throw a clothesline properly, whose finisher is a body slam (what is this, 70's Britain?) your tag champ?

The Marge (best female)
AJ LEE TELLS E! WHERE THEY CAN STICK THEIR DOCUMENTARY!
All year, we on this side of the Atlantic had to listen to Michael Troll plug a show, we don't even have over here. And by the sounds of it, Total(ly Pointless) Divas is nothing more than a spoof of Rich, dumb Texas/Fake Housewives i.e. Unlikable Attractive People having a TV show as a flimsy excuse to get drunk and were bikinis. it also stars my 2 favourite people(!) The Bella twins, aka Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Got-Her-Hooks-Into-Golden-Boy-So-She'll-Never-Be-Fired!

With half the roster on this show and the other half not on TV at all. The biggest opponent of the show is the current Divas champion, A.J Lee, and with No-one from the show anywhere near her level, the 5'1  champ is standing tall.

The Bella award(worst female)
THE OTHER TWO FORM TOTAL(LY POINTLESS) DIVAS
Y'know the 1 with the big tits who looks like she washed her hair in Snapple, and the small black 1 that sang at 'mania and done  fuck all else? and I don't care what they're names are, they'll be Future Endeavoured before the year is out.
AND FINALLY THE BIG ONE
THE HOMER (WREASTLER OF THE YEAR)
DANIEL BRYAN
It has being an emotional Journey for us, Despite every Set-back by Hunt-uh, Bryan has out performed so well, even outshining his prospective brother in law, John Cena, as well as the  increasingly Pragmatic and Lazy Blandy Bore-ton. With Bryan forced to Join the Wyatt family, there's only 1 conclusion to this course of action: both Men becoming main event sparring partners at Mania that will decide the future of the wwe title.