IN MEMORY OF MAE YOUNG.
First PPV of 2014.
And don't you Dare wish me a Happy new Year?
Happy New Year?
I HAD TO WATCH THIS SHITE LAST NIGHT TIL 1:30 AM!
You Tell me to have a Good Year?
I HAVE TO DO THIS 9 MORE TIMES!
...well technically 17 if funds hold up and I can watch all the wwe shows....But with them they will have good and bad matches.
TNA? ONLY BAD!
We start with R.I.3 (Rich Idiot the 3rd) defeating Tommy Dreamer in a table match using His Default Create-A-Wrestler moveset. Ethan remains undefeated. and will be put to the wayside when "Auntie D" sells the company she didn't even found.
Only there was only 1 highlight and that was the X-scape the cage match Between Chris Sabin and Austin Aries. This felt like a retrospective. As the match went early you saw moves they did starting out and as it went on you saw them doing the moves they use now. To Drop a Reference, it was like Snake and Ocelot fighting for the last time in Metal Gear Solid: Guns of Patriots.
Then we wasted time, as Blow-mance (Jersey Whore and GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER!) Revealed they were in the main Event (WHAT?). After botching up holding a microphone (Jesse held it too close to his mouth and it cut out. Robbie had to physically move his arm back so people could hear the muppet!) They tricked Resident Jobber, as Eric is part-time, Dewey Barnes into the ring. after dancing and Posing they attacked Barnes for De EVULS!
Next was the man advantage match for tonight's Lethal Lockdown. Everyone know that the heels always win this match so the crowd cheers the faces harder. Roode Bet Joe.
Eric Young and Joseph Park had a match against bad influence. again. But this was the end I think. As Joseph Park was finally revealed to be Abyss! Do you know what would be stupid? If During the storyline, they I don't know had someone dressed as Abyss be in the same ring as Chris Park dressed as Joseph Park And done this on a Worldwide PPV that would go out on video for everyone to see? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE REALLY STUPID!
Bully Ray defeated Anderson. Again. I fell asleep through that 1!
Is Lei'D Tapa Learning anything from Gail Kim? Because she is just Brutal to watch. Not as Brutal as the Beating she dealed to Velvet. But Velvet was wearing street clothes in a street fight! That means she should have won! That's a TheWrestlingFan.com Fan Law!
The Mystery man in Team Angle was Abyss. With Eric Young on the outside. Hold on, you can't have an extra man on the outside in a gauntlet match, that's Cheating! YOUR THE FACES! YOU ONLY TO WIN BY SKILL, ALONE! YOU ONLY CHEAT IF A) THE HEEL IS WRESTLING SKILLFULLY OR B) IF THE REF IS DISTRACTED! ONE OF YOUR OPPONENTS CAN'T HOLD A MICROPHONE, I THINK YOU CAN TAKE HIM!
hopefully I've calmed down after the Royal Rumble. You can follow me on twitter @saveusPOE
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