Friday, January 31, 2014

TNA UK QUICKIE: TNA LIVE HOURS BEFORE AMERICAN BRODCAST!

Last Night, for 1 night only, British and Irish Audiences were treated to a tna show On the same day as the rest of the world, Thursday the 30th. But only for tonight. It'll be a 3-day wait again after this.

We are Live in Glasgow Scotland, We start with Shagnus, R.I.3 And....ROD STEWART? I LOVE ROD STEW...Oh wait, no That's just Rockstar Spud!

After Borash explains for the American Audience the current Geo-Political situation of Scotland's Independence Referendum, This Bloody-thirsty Glaswegian Crowd are letting the man who does more than WHISTLE Dixie have it. This brings out Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle, Tonight's main event is Joe/Angle VS SHAG-NUS/G.H.3(Green-horn the third) as Rich Idiot is pining over the "Idenfiddy" (her words!, not mine!) of the new investor.

Speaking of which out of the Limo, comes the Wolves acting as the investor's Security

First Match is The newly regrouped Beautiful People vs Gail Kim and Lei'D Tapa, the latter having Jobber entrances. This was barely a match. BP win. as more time was given to the REAL LIFE! couple of sky and Chris Sabin airing their KAYFABE Dirty Laundry!

After Storm and Gunner patched things up, The bad influence made fun of the moment, and got into a match. Gunner was given carte Blanche by Storm, as owner of the Number 1 contender briefcase, had to look like a threat.

Rockstar Dud called out the Wolves. His ass was handed to him.

The tag team championship match was ruled a no contest when Abyss attacked the ref and his Partner Eric Young. Not Helped by a Graphic for Lockdown next month showing Blow-Mance STILL With the Titles! How Could you Do this Again, TNA? You Ruined the World's title Match back In August this way. and Now you ruined this 1. After the Match, Eric Young challenged Abysmal to a Monster's Ball...Next week.

BACKSTAGE: We see Christy Hemme having dinner at Samuel Shaw's House. It's revealed to the Audience that Shaw has a secret shrine to Christy. I was right to surmise his new Gimmick as a Stalker...That's a little extreme!

The Main event was your standard Throwaway affair every time Rich Idiot has a "BIG SOOORPIZE!"

As Joe won and became no1 contender, the last image was MVP Becoming the new Investor.

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