THIS SERIES HAS BECOME EASIER TO WRITE NOW, AS I REMEMBER THESE SHOWS 1ST HAND, HELL I EVEN WROTE REVIEWS ON THESE, EVER YEAR OF THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE'S EXISTANCE!
BESTLEMANIA 21!
MONEY IN THE BANK 1:THE OTHER STREAK CONTINUES INTO EDGE'S OWN WHEELHOUSE!
Created by Chris Jericho, once again the ladder match has mutated into one of the hotly contested prizes in WWE! And why Not! That Briefcase is lightning in a bottle, ready to blast up and change the foundation (OR RUIN IT! THANK YOU MIZ!) Forever! In this match with some of the best wrestlers in the world right now(and KANE!) Edge, speared out of that ceiling! the rest as they say, is history!
WORSTLEMANIA 21!
BIG SHOW VS AKEBONO SUMO MATCH! WHAT WAS SEEN, CANNOT BE UNSEEN!
BESTLEMANIA 22!
DX REUNION TEASED, CROWD GOES WILD!
For years after returning, A HHH/HBK Feud was shoved down our throats, in 06, we had enough. It started in Shawn Michaels vs Vince McMahon, Michaels put his boss in a trash can and laid him on the table, using a ladder that was spared it's life from Mitb2. As he ascended the ladder, he did something that sparked excitement-he crotched chopped Vince's prone body. Later in the Main event Triple H fought Cena . when Cena was on the ground, after mocking Cena, Triple H also made the same gesture-thus setting the rumour mill in motion. unfortunately, it had to take a "Vince vs god" angle to make this reunion happen!
WORSTLEMANIA 22
EDDIEPLOITATION: THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS!
I am without a doubt, the biggest Eddie Guererro fan, mark, whatever you want to call it-back in the day, I got back into wrestling when S4C was showing heat in 2000. and he was always on heat. and he worked his ass of to get to the level he did. I was so sad to hear of his passing and that I knew that someone will honour his passing!
Then Randy Orton said what he said at his tribute show. And then Rey won the title at mania, then Vicki got hired and wouldn't fuck off until last year, then Jobbo and Rey Fought for until chavo was fired for who gets to ride on Eddie's coat-tails for the rest of their career!
BESTLEMANIA 23
UNDERTAKER VS BASTISTA: THE 10 YEAR ROAD TO REGAIN THE TITLE ENDS!
for the 10 years, Undertaker hasn't being the title hunt at wrestlemania-in fact most of streak match were-Undertaker pins champion on raw, Heel attacks taker for dq, taker tapes his fists, repeat! this time he was in line for the title-in a match that surprisingly was better than it should have being!
WORSTLEMANIA 23
THE BATTLE OF THE BILLIONAIRES
EVERY THING TO LOSE AND NOT TO (RO)GAIN!
Donald trump has always being a huge wrestling fan, in fact trump was front and centre at many wrestlemanias-But Vince took offence to trump on the 1st commercial free raw that spawned the Dark Age of WWE-The special guest general manager! thus Vince proposed a challenge he's back a wrestler, and trump will back a wrestler and however loses that Billionaire is shaved bald! So vince lost and got the slap-head treatment!-and led to him becoming ecw champion and shitting the brand forever!
BESTLEMANIA 24
RIC FLAIR VS SHAWN MICHAELS:
LEAVE THE MEMORIES ALONE!
To have a match that overshadows the title matches, you have to have a match that is full of emotion. The cruel stipulation by vince McMahon that if Ric Flair loses a match, he had to retire was emotional to say the least. this was a bad spot for Michaels who was now a respected member of the roster by now, With Ric Flair on his knees begging for HBK To superkick him the camera focused on his face as he mouthed the now immortal "I'm sorry, I love you!" Ric Flair was now retired and so legendary, he is the only man to inducted into the hall of Fame twice!
WORSTLEMANIA 24
KIM KAR-TRASH-IAN PAID 60K TO READ OUT A CARD!
Because that's what wwe needs! another talentless bimbo!
BESTLEMANIA 25
SHAWN MICHAELS VS UNDERTAKER 1-UH, WHO WON THE TITLE MATCH?-CENA I GUESS?
1 Of the most captivating matches in recent memory happened 6 years ago, as 2 men who were placed as solar opposites-Undertaker with all his mysticism and promos about sin and darkness and the dark arts, and Michaels, the real life born again Christian, who quoted Genesis when the Deadman quoted Revelations! The entrances was a contrast- Michaels, dressed as a white palette swap of 'Taker descending down, the Deadman rose from the darkness, and the match itself matched the athleticism as much as the Showmanship. Michaels gave the Deadman the fight of his career, but once again, it wasn't enough!
WORSTLEMANIA 25
THE MISS WRESTLEMANIA BATTLE ROYAL ALL THE WAY TO THE REVEAL OF SANTINA MARELLA-IF A SHIT COULD TAKE A SHIT...
To celebrate 25 years of Wrestlemania, a match celebrating the 25 years of the women's division was decided, even invites were sent to former divas-Lisa Marie Varon even left TNA to revise as Victoria as she, like us were told that a guaranteed title shot was the prize. then it happened. Kid rock played for 10 minutes as from behind him, the divas with no separate introductions where drummed out unceremoniously to dance like the fanservice meat in one of his videos. (the entire concert was edited out of the dvd-so it looked like a mass jobber entrance on video!) one by one, people only realised who was in the match when they were eliminated, when things got a little less hectic-something was a little off-there was one woman that no-one recognised! okay Woman is cutting it fine-IT WAS SATINO IN DRAG AND HE WON THE MATCH! okay Back then, Santino was a He-Man Woman-Hater who would spoil divas matches and now he had ruined the match that was supposed to be the salute to the women's division-or would had they not sabotaged it themselves!
NEXT FRIDAY IS THE LAST EPISODE...We see the last chapters of the Streak, The Worst PPV Of this decade and the Bella Skanks become the "STANDARD BARRIERS" For terrible ring announcing!
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