Passion.
Perseverance.
It's not just the Wrestlers who give it their all to get to this moment. Wrestling writers do to. Now it's time for all the hard work and pain to pay off. This is Wrestlemania.
In the Preshow, Kidd and Cesaro retained against the BOO-SUCKS, POO-DAY! And Los Latinos Stereotypicos! the crowd was giving the Poo-day both barrells. In the Andre, Sandow turned on and eliminated GOBSHITE FROM MTV! But lost against BIG SHITE! Big Shite is the Andre winner so if there was anyone who needs a yearlong depush, it's him.
Now to the Show Proper. After America the beautiful was sang by the wanker who crowbarred shitty lyrics onto Elton John's Your Song, We had the IC Ladder Match. I don't do playbyplay of hardcore matches, because of lack of holds, but i must say, Cody's Falling Star move...is shit! IT'S A FUCKING TRUST FALL! But apart from The Tim Curry-alike, this match was a great opener. and we began who last year ended, With Bryan becoming champion for the 1st time!
BLANDY BORETON VS
We start with a trade of headlocks, Orton Whips Seth who ricochets with a shoulder barge, Leapfrog by rollins, and he tastes a dropkick, European Uppercuts reels Seth into a corner, next are the mounted Punches, the Stooges interfere, but a double Rope DDT Takes them out, Seth takes Randy out with a Suicide dive, Superplex gets only 2. Curb Stomp gets countered into powerslam. Seth goes to the turnbuckle for the Phoenix Splash, but gets Crotched, Seth tries for Curb Stomp but Randy Counters the Finisher, DURING THE FINISHER, Throwing Seth 9 feet in the air and hitting RKO!
WINNER: ORTON!
Both Hunter and Sting were blown up after 3 minutes so they turned into OVERBOOKED 2015!, As DX Helped HHH and NWO helped Sting (what?) After the match that hunt-uh won, they shook hands. Of Course hunt-uh was going to win! What good would it be for Sting to win when they have no future plans with him?
Back Stage, that Skank from E! As well as Pat Patterson, Roddy Piper, Ricky Steamboat, Bret Hart, and Ron Simmons, Maria joked about how Ron was not Ic champion. Yeah, but he was the 1st black champion whose working for a company that doesn't recognise the world title prior to 2002, you vapid Bitch!
INSTEAD OF THE ANDRE OR A TAG MATCH, LETS HAVE THE DRUMMER FROM BLINK 182, SOME DRUG DEALER AND A WOMAN WHO CAN'T SING LIVE WASTE EVERYONE'S TIME!
Speaking of Wastes time, Aj made Nikki tap to the Black widow, to gain a moral victory over the Bella Skanks. But as long as Cena doesn't kick out on 2 covering her, she remains untouchable!
Speaking of Cena, How do you say "OW! I've bumped my head on a glass ceiling" in Russian?
Promo the UH-tority came to read the attendance record and quickly turned it into a heel promo, The rock Came out, Steph berated that Rock would never put his hands on a woman, leading the crowd to acknowledge the presence of Rhonda Rousey, the UFC women's champion. Leading to one of the best exchanges so far this year:
STEPH: "This is not the octagon, this is the squared Circle, This is my Ring!
RHONDA: Any ring I enter, BECOMES MY RING!
This lead to her dealing with Steph as Rock Laid the smack down on hunt-uhs Candy Ass! ROCK VS HUNT-UH AT WM32! I'M CALLING IT!
#Bray's OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ! (NOT BIG LAZY!) It was just a shame that they didn't use Johnny Cash's When the Man comes Around as Taker's entrance after. Still this was a good match, though fatigue was start to show on my end, so didn't retain much of the match, But i do know Taker Won-who looked a million dollars last night!
HEY KIDS, THE GUY WHO NOONE WANTED TO WIN A TITLE SHOT IS BEING BOO LIKE HE'S BOXED CANCER, HOW DO YOU MAKE HIM MORE LIKABLE
Maybe you can try NOT Having 10-12 Police officers threatening to taser the few fans who want to take his photo or tap him on shoulder during his walk through the crowd! Brock F-5 BLOWMAN Reigns in the opening minute and Bet him up like he owned him money AND made a pass on his wife! Possibly fearing another Miz Situation an Mania, Seth cashed in Money in Bank. Seth Did what people wanted roman to do-Bring the title home and solidify a new streak!-Rollins in currently 3-0! Could it continue?
Thank you for joining me for this review, in the new few days my summer schedule will finalise and be revealed to you. Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
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