Okay this is the 1st of 10 recently pre-recorded PPVS this year, so this 1 has recent continuity-which is great but except me to make "Samoa joe came back to TNA!" Jokes if he does join WWE!
This is Joker's Wild, for those unfamiler, 32 wrestlers have put their names in a tombola, where they will become tag teams and face in a tourney. the winners of each match will be entered in a battle royale for the prize of $100,000 dollars! what they don't know is that since they are back in Universal Studios, Its $100,000 theme park dollars!
First match-AND RANDOM DRAW MY HOLE!-As Jersey Whore and Jesse GlassJawz were team against Mr Anderson and Al Snow. Once again, just like last year, no-one takes the guy who jobned to a microphone seriously and Robbie has to carry GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHERS NO-TALENT ASS! He has learned how to do an armrigger, and he has a new finisher-he went from a body slam to a Neckbreacker-So Gobdaws went from Starter Pack to Ten-A-Penny! BLOW-MANCE go through!
Well Challenge, thanks for ruining your big set-up for the hair vs hair match to be showed on sunday, as Spud came out bald and with new ring gear! He Teamed with Awesome Kong who became enamourred with her-CONGRATS SPUD, YOU ARE THE NEW ERIC YOUNG! Of Course with creative having nothing for Sam Shaw or Zima Ion-Spud finally hit his finisher-the Sixteen Stone Spud Splash-On American telly-Kong grabbed the Birmingham Native and kissed him and carried him off, maybe because It Time For SNU-SNU!
THE Random Drawing-went and put to actual teams together for match 3-not that i was complaining! Wolves VS Aries/Roode was match of the Night!
So BORE-US CLAY! Didn't lie down for Ethan Midcarder like he wanted but he did turn on Knux to make his Boss and Crazy Steve go through! Carter was terrible as always!
We had a aha moment as Bram teamed with Eric Young and gelled really well against NOM NOM NOMMY Dreamer and SHAG-NUS, Thus putting their single fueds into a tag match! This was great, and if this means that the Darkside t-shirt that bram wears become their team name and not just a random word, i'm all for it!
Gunner was forced to team with James Storm as THE BEAT DOWN CLAN, YO!'s Kenny King was force to team with the amputee wrestler, Sargent Chris Melendez. Melendez, who has a mechanical metal leg that bends with every step, has a very limited moveset because he can't kick with that leg or stand properly, but wrestles better than most of the roster with 2 good legs! Gunner inadventenly spears The Sarge and he goes through with the cowboy!
Next was Gail Kim and sonjay dutt vs Tigre uno and Manik, aka Sui-SHITE, AKA Jockstrap face-Only a weedy little man-noodle like B.J. Perkins would think of think of actually putting his hands on a woman but Gail pulled his Jockstrap over his Jockstrap face as Dutt Frogsplashed him for the w!
Last Match as Bobby Lashey fought of 3 members of the revolution-including his partner-Sanada, FLAByssmal, and Khoya! Khoya goes through by default
Lashley wins the battle royal defeating EC3, Thus stopping him from pulling another fast one 2 years in a row!
Join me on friday as I Finish Chronicling the last 30 years of Wrestlemania in BESTLEMANIA 26-30! Or follow me on Twitter at @RealEnli!
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