Friday, March 13, 2015

BESTLEMANIA 26-30

BESTLEMANIA 26
SHAWN AND UNDERTAKER 2 VIDEO PACKAGE-PLACEBO'S COVER OF RUNNING UP THAT HILL!

It's uncommon for a video package to not only sum up any match entirely, but to have people talk about it? that are not into wrestling, One of the best covers and best Video packages by WWE Ever! this is running up that hill!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC7V-ayjorg

WORSTLEMANIA 26
BRET HART VS VINCE MACMAHON: THIS OLD GREY MAN HE AIN'T WHAT HE USE TO BE!
Ok, so you had a grudge, but Come on, Vince! Bret suffered a stroke after being kicked in the head by Goldberg in 2001! You should  be happy, Bret Screwed Bret afterall, but you couldn't leave well enough alone! and had this terrible match!

BESTLEMANIA 27
UNDERTAKER VS TRIPLE H 2: THE NEW CAPTAIN-UH KEEPS THIS TURD FLOATING FOR SO MUCH!

WORSTLEMANIA 27
ALL OF IT! AND YOU HAVE MIZ TO THANK FOR THAT!
THAT'S RIGHT THE SHOW THAT I DEEMED WASTE OF A MANIA HAD THE GUY FROM MTV WHO ONLY JOINED WWE TO EMBEZZLE A MILLION DOLLARS AND THEN FUCK OFF! LIKE DANIEL PUDER DID, ONLY GOT A TITLE SHOT BECAUSE VINCE SAW HIM WEARING TRUNKS AND NOT BERMUDA SHORTS AND SAID SOMETHING ON THE LINES OF "NOW THAT YOUR DRESSING LIKE A WRESTLER, I SHOULD BOOK YOU LIKE A WRESTLER! (FACT!)

The only time I was hoping for Cena to bury his Opponent, ended in the only draw in Wreslemania history! but this had to happen to get to this!

BESTLEMANIA 28
ROCK VS CENA: ONCE IN A LIFETIME(MY ASS!): I DIDN'T PASS THE TORCH, JABRONI, YOU STOLE IT!
after the debacle that was the year before, the next night on Raw, a year-long storyline started, almost unheard of in our era of uninterested audiences. and this was it's pay-off! A partisan Miami crowd cheering for their hometown hero as he rose, when Cena called for the People's Elbow, only to walk into a rock Bottom for the title, the crowd exploded into a frenzy!

WORSTLEMANIA 28
BRYAN VS LAME-ARSE!: WINS MATCHES IN 17 SECONDS, OR HUNT-UHS LAUNDRY GETS DONE FOR FREE, FELLA!
This little stunt in the opening match, made us realise a few things 1) Hunt-uh really should start fights with guy he himself won't win 2) Sheamus is a bigger asskisser than Bore-ton, Shitista, Cena and R-Tard combined 3) this World title match was 17 seconds, whilst the tag match with Maria  "SKANK FROM E!" Menious Was 11 minutes!
THAT'S RIGHT!
A SKANK FROM E! WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WORLD'S TITLE!

BESTLEMANIA 29
 CM PUNK VS UNDERTAKER: THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN!
Punk will always have that, despite screwing around in Ultimate Punching And Kicking and Marvel Comics, he put on the best closing chapter of the win streak. the Tete-a tete they had whilst 'taker was in the Anaconda Vice, emblazoned trade magazines for months, the image made the front of POWERSLAM!'s Year in Pictures pull out!

WORSTLEMANIA 29
RYBERG VS MARK HUNGRY: HENRY DOMINATES RYBACK DURING HIS FINISHER! AND BY "DOMINATE" IN MEAN "FELL ON!"

BESTLEMANIA 30
WRESTLEMANIA BECOMES YES!TLEMANIA
AS If i would put anything else!
LAST YEARS SHOW OF SHOWS WAS EVERY BIT THE LANDMARK THAT 20 WASN'T! But whilst the bottom match became the talking point the next day, You cannot deny that Bryan winning the title cleanly and without any bullshit, made the entire world happy!

WORSTLEMANIA 30
THE STREAK DIES-BUT AT LEAST IT WASN'T CENA!
And so we end, with an ending!
The breaking of the Streak! and that's how important it was! for the 6 years previous, i  capitalised the word streak, that's because it became more than a word, it became almost a flesh and blood thing. Let me put it another way, when something is around for so long, people get behind it! people grew up on it! children grew and told their children, And Parents became Grandparents and told their Grandchildren. But all things most end! It just sucked that it had to be a guy who saw the match as a new rotor for his helicopter with readies left over for some gun ammo!

Well, thanks for sticking around for the past few weeks! the coming week the final card for Wrestlemania will materialise, hopefully! please follow me on twitter @RealEnli

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