Well, Sunday was supposed to be Slammiversary, the birthday of TNA, But thanks to those idiots putting their World title on a man who is green as catshit!, and stinks just as bad! Yes It's what fans have feared-*SPOILER* ETHAN CARTER IS THE NEW CHAMPION ON THE IMPACT TAPING AFTER THIS EVENT!*
But here comes Jeff Jarrett-the founder of tna- whose romance with Karen Angle, Kurt Angle's wife had tore the company apart-back here to have a good ole gloat at Dixie Y'all's Expense. And don't think this visit is for nostalgia, no!
JEFF JARRETT VS BOBBY ROODE VS ERIC YOUNG VS DREW GALLOWAY VS FATT LARDY (PRIZE TO BE CONFIRMED: WIDELY BELIEVED TO BE GLOBAL FORCE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP)
If tna is going to die, then it's going to die by putting on it's most famous, most confusing most hated signature match in company history. Most of the wrestler mentioned a loyal to Jarrett (Young especially) if they are going to jump ship, they have all reason to especially Roode whose team *SPOILER* Lose the best of 5 series at next weeks taping in the decider, because title matches and injuries made Sunday's match number 4, of the series*
Winner: This match had no lasting stake in what was filmed last night! So Cal val could climb the ladder and it would make no difference!
THE SOON-TO-BE WORLD CHAMPION IS IN TAG ACTION
ETHAN MIDCARDER THE TURD & BORE-US CLAY VS MR KENNEDY AND BOBBY LASHLEY
OH, THE FUCK YOU THINK?
THE TNA KNOCKOUTS CHAMPION WILL ALSO BE IN ACTION
This match is another Russo creation- the Pin Anyone Title Change Tag Match! (Ugh!) and it's gonna end with the faces arguing and costing them the match-but it's not gonna end well for Taryn *SPOILER BROOKE "THE OTHER ONE FROM EXTREME EXPOSE" ADAMS IS THE NEW KNOCKOUTS CHAMPION*
SINGLES MATCH TO DECIDE THE STIPULATION FOR MATCH 5 OF THE BEST OF 5 SERIES FOR THE TAG TITLES... ON THE SHOW AFTER THE PPV!
Davey Richards vs Austin Aries
*SPOILERS MATCH 5 IS A 2 OUT 3 FALLS MATCH I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT FAVOURS SO I DON'T KNOW WHO WINS SUNDAY-I DO KNOW THE WOLVES BECOME CHAMPIONS ON THE IMPACT TAPINGS*
UNSANCTIONED MATCH
JAMES STORM VS MAGNUS
After that whole throw the new Momma under the train crap! Magnus gets Storm but Storm may not be alone!-SPOILERS*Serena Deeb Has joined TNA and the Revolution. she may interfere in this match*
SHIT-PILE!
ROBBIE E VS JESSIE GLASSJAWZ!
We have the case of the Breakup Breakout-and while it seems they want to build on GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER!-It wasn't to long ago that GlassJawz jobbed to a microphone and Robbie had to physically pull his arm back to the right distance!
Money on : Robbie E, But then again they made JTG win when Cryme Time Broke up and you know how well that went for him.
BRAM BLOODY HATES MATT BORE-GAN!
Bram is now the world's angriest man, who start of his promos with "Do You Know What I Bloody Hate? i Bloody Hate X!" IT'S HOW I WILL ANNOUNCE BRAM'S MATCH UNTIL SEPTEMBER! UNLESS THEY GET A NEW TV DEAL! WHICH LOOKS LESS AND LESS LIKELY!
Well, join me Monday for results-if you want- the subtitle for this review will be "warming up the body before the funeral" follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
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