LAST WEEK'S ELIMINATION CHAMBER: A PROTEST TO WHY THE WWE NETWORK SHOULD BE ON SKY SPORTS SUBSCRIPTION!

It would nice if people cared a bit more.
It would have being nice that this ppv were on sky box office last week so i can ignore this and save my money for Money in the bank next week!

It would have being nice if sky actually negotiated a bit better to have this match shown for free live last week!

And it sure as hell would be nice if i didn't have to consider ditching out €44 at least for the worst boardband in Europe, just to watch NXT Without it being edited!

But this blog is more of a record of what happened during the ppv-I Considered not doing this only for John Ritland to remind me that if i'm enough dedicated to do tna show results for people who have to wait 3 days, i can surely do a results post for people who have to wait a week!

So for Prosperity and nothing else, this is my results of Elimination Chamber, which was edited for commercial showing!

ELIMINATION CHAMBER TORNADO TAG MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
PRIME TIME PLAYERS (TITUS O'NEILL/DARREN YOUNG) VS LOS LATINOS STEREOTYPICOS (JOBBERCO UNO/JOBBERCO DOS/MINI MANTAUR) VS TYSON KIDD AND CESERO VS POO DAY! (BUCKWHEAT WOODS/ KOFI STINKSTON/ TIT E) VS

• ENTRANT 1: THE LEGION OF DERP! (VIKTOR/KONNOR) VS
• ENTRANT 2: LUCHA DRAGONS (SIN CARA/ CALISTO)

It's big slug out, to start with  the Askenkion drop bombs on the luchas. speaking of which-Kalisto climbed the POO-DAY!'s pod and got crotched straight the chainmesh! for just mustering a huge drop from the roof, Calisto was injured and made inactive  most of the match
ENTRANT 3: CESARO/KIDD
Huge uppercut by cesaro, nice german by kidd to follow up! They seem to be building the European uppercut, as the BRASS RING BOY'S CLUB hit a 3d with Cesero's uppercut. But kidd turns into a Dominator by Konnor-the Ascension are real dark horses in this match!
ENTRANTS 4: EL JOBBERCOS Y MINI MANTAUR!
HUGE CROSSBODY BY CALISTO! TAKES OUT EVERYONE!
But the Legion Of Derp regain their composure! FALL OF MAN!
EL JOBBERCOS ARE ELIMINATED!
Back from the break The Derpers do it again! FALL OF MAN!
THE LUCHA DRAGONS ARE ELIMINATED!
ENTRANT 5: THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS
BIG BOOT BY TITUS ON KONNER! BLACK CENA HAS VIKTOR! GUT CHECK!
THE LEGION OF DERP ARE ELIMINATED!
Neck breaker by Kidd, Big boot by Titus, causing a legit injury for kidd later.
ENTRANT 6: POO DAY!
Oh so the Champions that contain Kofi Kingston gets in fresh, i wonder wHHHo Kofi is so chummy to  get that treatment? Sure enough...
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPIONS: THE POO DAY!
(To the tune of I LOVE MANNIKIN TUESDAY!
MIDDLE FINGERS GOING UP/ FOR THE NEW DAY!/ COS THIS GIMMICK SUCKS/ CALLED THE NEW DAY!/WE'VE HAD ENOUGH/ OF THE NEWDAY!/ COS THIS GIMMICK SUCKS/CALLED THE NEW DAY!

MIDDLE FINGERS GOING UP!

CHAMPION VS CHAMPION
FIGHTOWENSFIGHT VS BURYCENABURY
Headlock by owens, to start off-into shoulder barge by cena. Bulldog by cena, Owens up, Hard Clothesline in the corner that Cena No sells by not setting up Owens' Cannonball, DDT counters Cena's FU, Schoolboy by cena-WHO PAYS FOR IT! OWENS MUST HATE ROLLUPS AS MUCH I DO! Big meaty mounted punches by the Canadian, Emerald Fusion, cannonball But NEVER MIND THAT SHIT! HE COMES THE FOUR MOVES OF DOOM, But owens hits his finisher the Pump-up Powerbomb...1, 2-
NO SELL POWERS! ACTIVATE!
What's Owen's got left? woah what a moonsault! AA gets two, Superkick-no man Owens size should be doing these things!-Sunmission That's Fucking Useless Connects, but Owens with a FU Of his own. Tornado ddt by cena, setting up for the Super Fame-Asser gets 2-Package bomb by Owens! Cena with the springboard stunner- Senton by owens after a Super F.U! Pump-up Powerbomb again and this MOTY Candidate is in the history books!
WINNER: OWENS!

Back from the break and we hear neville's music (i suppose he won against BLOW DUMBASS? Match was edited out!) Hunt-uh tells Dean that BLOW-MAN is banned from ringside!

You thought that after an entertaining match for the tag belts, that the more important ic belt will follow suit? WRONG! YOU ARE WRONG!
Rusev injured, instead of replacing him with Bray Wyatt, they replaced him with Mark Hungry, just to please the crowd here in Texas! and i can see why, They put the belt on Ryback! who was beating from piller to post last month at payback! they did it to not make the champ look weak! anyway, congrats to ryback! i wonder if he tweeted anything after his win?

Ok. so the wwe title match ended with a Dusty Finish-haven't seen one in a while-just don't over do it ,okay?

Well, that's it!
join me on Tuesday where i will have my smackdown spoilers thus the final card for Sunday's Money in the bank! if you liked this please look at all my work and if you like, follow me on twitter @RealEnli