Monday, June 15, 2015

WWE MONEY IN THE BANK 2015 QUICKIE: WHITE SKIN, RED HAIR, AND VERY BROWN TONGUE!

Last night's show was a tribute to Dusty Rhodes and as a tribute, seemingly it was booked like he was still calling the shotth, beh-beh!

First things 1st, lets get the reason  why we are even here out of the way, the Money in the bank ladder match. Well it seems that Hunt-uh was so happy with how nicely his suit was pressed for the Dusty tribute, that The BootLicker from Ballyfermot, the Celtic Waster, LAME-ARSE! Has a championship match, despite getting up to Orton/Bastista/Cena levels of unlimited title shot status! Roman Reigns was attacked by Bray Wyatt, for some reason, costing him the Match, the real question was why wasn't he in this match?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENDING TO THE DIVAS MATCH? The bella skank#2 is so use to winning that they didn't even bother to dress Bella Skank #1 to look like her. Ok they are twins, i know that! duh, but they had changed so much in the space of a year, that it should have made sense to diverge them! oh and who is the one complaining about their backstage politiking? Paige, who back in her home country, her parents, who are the richest promoters in Britain, make sure that she and her sisters are the only woman wrestling-game in town!

PAGING MISS KETTLE, THE POT WANTS TO TELL YOU, "YOU'RE BLACK!"

Does it get worse! yes it does! I Reffered to the Steroid Back/Big Shite match as a "SHIT SANDWICH!" But i should have called it "LOCAL MAN RUINS EVERYTHING!" As That GOBSHITE FROM MTV! Turned it into a no contest!

Next match was the tonic i needed for my bad Mood as SuperCena JON GOKU! Won...but barely!...against Kevin Owens, this is not over, as Owens did the smart thing and baited Cena's Handshake of Burial by kicking him in the Love-Spuds!

John, you should be happy! Kevin has made sure that you won't be able to have kids with Nikki Bella!

Well, i called it we had one title change and it was for the tag titles, for all the annoyance of The New day pretending to be positive black role-models, you have Titus O'Neill, who can be a father whilst on the road, and Darren Young, WWE's Openly gay (But not the 1st!) wrestler!
Yeah, Positive Role Models for African Americans? Yeah we have some already! and it was so great to their hard work paid off!

And Finally, another screwy finish! As both Seth Rollins and Dean loosened the belt, whilst free falling, but as Dean let go in the collision, so did his chances of winning the title slip through his fingertips!

WELL THAT'S IT!
I'm pleased to announce that after years of pleading TNA IS SHOWING THEIR SLAMMIVERSARY PPV LIVE! IN BRITAIN! FOR THE 1ST TIME EVER! so join me then in 2 week time! in the meantime, follow me on twitter @RealEnli

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