WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
As much as i want to see dean win, we all know who coming back to boost sales for a transitional ppv like Battleground. Seth has bitten the hand that fed him, now Triple h will put him in his place, and harken the return of Brock Lesner!
MONEY ON...NO CONTEST! BROCK HITS THE RING, MATCH GETS THROWN OUT!
THE MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH
ADRIAN NEVILLE VS LAME-ARSE VS BLANDY BORETON VS THE BIG DEAD CAREER KANE VS BLOWMAN REIGNS VS DOLPH ZIGGLER VS KOFI KINGSTON
7 Men have being chosen to be in the money in the bank. 2 of these are the best the world has to offer... the other 5 are a lackey, a spoiled brat with anger issues, a muttonhead with the promo skills of a caveman, a man who hasn't being relevant since the 90's and someone who was put in because he can do flips and shit that will cost him the match! it doesn't help that 4 of the 5 i mentioned, bar captain caveman, are all in Triple H'S Brown Tongue Brigade! so this match will bring disdain if someone whose being there gets the win!
Money on: given that most feuds going into the Mitb cancel each other out, it's a short pool of Orton, Kingston or Neville
SHIT SANDWICH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
STEROIDBACK VS THE BIG SHITE!
Ok, thank God That the GOBSHITE FROM MTV! Was not added to the mix, but this is still pretty bad, still, they wont match Ryback's initial run with the strap is a short one! They only do that with the worlds title to people we care about!
THE UNITED STATES CHAMPION WILL FACE THE NXT CHAMPION IN A REMATCH
FIGHTOWENSFIGHT VS BURYCENABURY TWO!
A lot of people call Cena "superman", but in fact cena is more like Goku! that is to say he now purposely gets beaten by the opponent the first fight and scouts his moves! this won't be a win for Owens, Cena's got his shovel!
MONEY ON: THE FUCK YOU THINK? ENJOY YOUR TRIP BACK FULL SAIL, MR STEEN!
THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS (TITUS O'NEILL AND DARREN YOUNG) VS THE POO DAY! (BUCKWHEAT WOODS AND TIT E)
After that bullshit that was the champion's prerogative and the man advantage last month (or last Sunday, if on my side of the Atlantic! Thank you $ky $port$!) it only fair we have a one on one match with no advantage for the increasingly irritating Tag champs! but that won't mean it'll be easy!
Money on: PRIME TIME PLAYERS! Have to have at least one title change or people wont have anything to tweet about! Speaking of which...
WWE DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP
NIKKI BELLA VS PAIGE
IS NIKKI STILL BONING CENA
SHE IS?
THERE'S YOUR ANSWER!
EXTREME POINTLESS MATCH SO POINTLESS IT'S ON THE POINTLESS KICK OFF SHOW!
KING BARRETT VS R-TURD!
Money on: Sales of hog dogs to double in Columbus!
So that's it!
Results will be made public on Monday Morning! i hope to see you then! In the meantime check out my review of the Internship at boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com, my review of Payback at enlightenedtowers.tumbr,com, or follow me on twitter @RealEnli
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