Not Going to lie, this Show was Not Good. More Padding than a Playtex Bra this week. And the worst thing? Next week is probably going to be a run down of the Payperview.
First of only 2 matches, more on why I'm not reviewing the 3rd later, was A preview of the 6 man Chamber of Horrors with Manders and Matthew Justice Vs FATTER Mudshow Fuck and Mudshow Fuck #6 of the Calling. Cannonball looks like a Mountain of Margarine stuffed down Demin Shorts. It's Obvious what these two's Role is. They are the Bump Guys: you can beat up them without the other members losing their heat! And got beat up they did! Faces won.
A lot of Backstage interviews this week. First Tony Deppen and TJ Crawford explain their assault after the match to Kevin Blackwood. Deppen tries to equate his 2 months Injury to being paralyzed for 3 years after a car Accident as to why noone cheered his return. Deppen and Crawford reveal their team name as The Dirty Bastards!
After the break Sam Laterna interviewed Love-Doug who was Playing the Guitar, and fawning over how good(?) he Sounded. Only for Jacob Fatu to Compliment him also and Doug to make a face like he Crapped his Pants
Back from the Break, Another Backstage interview this time Sam is with Monsieur Saint Laurent who after the one minute "Testimonial" Which was so short and Inoffensive, I didn't bother talking about it last week, MSL is Threatening to sue MLW.
6 Years ago MLW had Closed down. But they did what was going to be a one-off ppv. One-Shot! And this show would turn their fortunes around. On The 1st Thursday of December Oneshot returns this year. So to build it up....We have a match from 6 years ago. Swerve Strickland vs Richochet and TALK ABOUT 2 Men who are on two different paths. Swerve is now doing the Best Work of his career after being fired from a wwe Shitty Gimmick and Andrew Richotate is the Stooge For The Corpse Poking Con artist CEO Of Crime Water! And No i'm not Reviewing a Match that happened 6 fucking years ago. Go on Wikipedia for History Lessons!
Salina Dela Renta was Filmed in a pretape in Mexico City Sitting at a Fountain, which I'm Surprised didn't Turn Into a Plume of Steam next to her! Salina said that Not only Is Rocky Romero Coming from CMLL To Slaughterhouse, But a Deal with CMLL Has being Finalized!
In Response, The Calling had a Pretape Of them, Torturing A Woman in a Medical gown, With a Picture of Salina's face covering hers. Akira with Fat Mudshow Fuck smiling like the Simpleton he is! Said he was going take Rocky's Welterweight Belt and and it to his Collection and not to Trust In Raven But Trust in Akira. Which Pissed off Ricky Shame Page, So Akira Is teasing branching out, If it means he washes the Stink of Garbage Wrestling off himself, Good!
Run Down of Slaughterhouse and Because Becca is Contractionally Obligated to Finish her Kayfabe Album, The featherweight Champion Delmi Exo will Face The Phantom Contender (And Most definitely! NOT Becca in a Cloak and mask!) for the title! Before the Heavyweight Title match Alex Kane calls His Mystery Opponent A Ho!
Out Dancing comes MSL To Reveal The Mystery Oppone....YEAH IT WAS JUST SNITSKY! Snitsky came out with a Gurney on his Shoulder in an impressive show of Strength and to send a message to the Champion. But Alex Kane Choked Snitsky out as MSL Looked on.
With Friday's Fusion days before Slaughterhouse, Expect it to be a clip show. But I'll still be here if the show has matches from the last PPV.
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