Friday, October 13, 2023

MLW FUSION EPISODE 186: Drunken Dimwitted DIY Dumbasses (Slaughterhouse Rundown)

 Well, Greetings From Ireland, Everyone!

Aren't you Surprised to see Me here today?

Well not as Surprised as I was when MLW sprang this on the internet at Dinnertime yesterday. 

And I can see why, I knew this was going to be a Rundown Show. and I will get the card later with predictions for s show that's shoved in the Shiteplus App #FuckYourApp!



So the Show's only had 2 segments Matches from Prior Encounters between The World's Champion Alex Kane and The Second Gears Trying to Build the Chamber of Horrors, while getting Drunk. Two things of note, First Mance made a reference to the first Chamber of Horrors match, saying he borrowed the Electric Chair from Kevin Sullivan. And 2 when going to get Barb Wire which Manders was Suppose to get , he bought his Merch for a plug. When they drove Away in  their Truck, Pantera was Playing on the radio, Could RVD Be making an Appearance? Or is it a Coincidence? As of Recently MLW had being using Licenced Music on the show. But stranger things have happened!

Predictions For Slaughterhouse.

After this Show Went off the air. MLW had announced that Davey Boy is injured So Replacing Him in the Title Match is "Filthy" Tom Lawlor. Does This mean the Gameplan is Changed for an opponent Alex Kane didn't Plan for? Maybe, but i don't see Kane Dropping the Belt.

SPIN THE WHEEL TO DETERMINE THE RULES TO THE STIPULATION TO THE NATIONAL OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

FAT MUDSHOW FUCK (C) VS ONE CALLED MANDERS!

As such the Stipulation changed on the fly is gonna be an X-Factor, but let's assume all match options require some kind or all Weapons. We know that Bulbous Turd Shame Page can't wrestle so if it's a Garbage match he's gonna have the advantage.

TITLE FOR TITLE

MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION AKIRA VS CMLL'S HISTORICAL WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION ROCKY ROMERO

If Rocky Romero from the Puddin' Gang Shows up and not this Bigshit Powerbroker they are making him out to be, then we are in trouble!

FEATHERWEIGHT (WOMEN'S) CHAMPIONSHIP

DELMI EXO (C) VS BECCA UNDER A CLOAK  PHANTOM CHALLENGER!

Isn't Just sad that i can just predict Shitty Finishes just by Looking at the card? Becca wins, unless it's actually someone else!

CHAMBER OF HORRORS

SECOND GEAR CREW (MANCE WARNER AND MATTHEW JUSTICE) VS THE CALLING (FATTER MUDSHOW FUCK AND MUDSHOW FUCK #6) VS WORLD TITAN FEDERATION (MATT MIDCARDONA & TBA (RVD?))

The faces are not winning this match. I see the finish like this. MSL causes a distraction that costs the SGC the match, But to get Heat back, MSL is ambushed and Shoved in the Electric Chair and shocked to end the Show.

JACOB FATU VS MINORU SAZUKI

Yes Fresh off Endangering Passengers by having wresting matches on Trains. (LOOK IT UP!) Murder Grandpa is Back in America and in MLW for the first time to face Jacob Fatu. It's Obvious to everyone that Fatu is winning this one.

Join me Next week As we get all the Fallout from Slaughterhouse: the Working titles for both episodes is going to be Choice Cuts and Just Offal!


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