MLW FUSION EPISODE 187: Fresh from the Slaughterhouse, Just Offal!

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LIST OF CHAMPIONS (TITLE CHANGES IN CAPITALS)

• World's: Alex Kane
• Openweight: Fat Mudshow Fuck!
• MIDDLEWEIGHT: ROCKY ROMERO
• Tag: the Calling (Fat and Small Mudshow Fuck!)
• FEATHERWEIGHT: JANAI KAI

We get a Rundown of all the matches from last Saturday. Including the Title Changes however this week's Episode doesn't not address the big matches. Only that In the Chamber of Horrors, The Second Gears Won and They kayfabe electrocuted some Ham-N-egger in a Gasmask.

This lucky streak for the SGC wouldn't continue as the Wheel landed on Falls Count anywhere as Despite Akira Coming to aid Ricky Shane Page, he was seen as a loser in pages eyes for losing the Titles. Page Retains but the Wedge has Grown bigger.

Despite being a last minute replacement, They made a video package on how similar Tom Lawlor and Alex Kane are, After a gruelling match. Alex Reversed the MMA fighter's Sleeper with one of his own. But the Champion had no time to celebrate. As Matt Cardona attacked Him from behind.

This week, we bury the lead of the ppv results and Focus on undercard, Middleweight Action as Two  Gimmicks Collide, Ichiban, a Black Ninja El Generico, and Love-Doug, a man who to Quote Matt Striker a few weeks back "Looks like the Secret Love-Child Of Jeff Foxworthy and Jim Neidhart!" Speaking of Matt Striker he had a Verbal Eyeroll everytime Love-Doug did his Simp Gimmick, Throwing Rose Petals in the eyes and Instead of Mounted Punches, Mounted Kisses! Ichiban Won with the Ichiban Kai, a Jumping DDT!

Despite the Loss, The crowd cheer Doug when he gets to his feet. Sam Laterna interviews Doug when a Backup Dancer Dances into view gives Doug a Letter and Arabesques out of shot. It's a letter from Becca-Watch it be a RESTRAINING ORDER!

Sam is now Backstage With Tom Lawlor. He Says that he's Fought for the Biggest scumbags in Combat Sports...So Might as well Get that Bingo as he joins World Titan Federation

Backstage again and the Dirty Bastards, Tony Deppen and TJ Crawford, Threaten to attack Everyone, Including Court Bauer.

This leads to a Announcement Straight from Court Bauer's Office that Tony Deppen is Suspended. Despite Weeks given to Have Deppen pay his fines for his Attack on Kevin Blackwood, he has refused. No Time is Given on when he Returns.

Tag team Action with the Newest Member of the Bombaye Fight Club Lil Bouji in action, After his loss in the "Proving Grounds" Match against his tag Partner, Mr Thomas, Against the Mane Event, The Thin Black Guy in a Ringmaster's Suit and the fat Guy in a lion Mask who is almost too fat to tumble through a hula Hoop. Despite Some Spots that Showed Cooperation on all Sides. BFC had their Tag Fundamentals Down Pat. Thomas did the heavy Lifting, and Bouji ran Interference like the Minesweeper of the group. Give them a Few Good Wins and make them the team to split Akira from the FAT MUDSHOW FUCK!

Second gear Crew had a Promo from the Side of a dirt road. They are not done with Matt Midcardona, So Manders has Asked to face him tonight

Mr Saint Laurent's backstage tells us Manders Challenge has being excepted as the Main event. He wants to Put all 3 in the Rear view to focus on Alex Kane!

Speaking Of the Champion, A Pretape of him in Atlanta Telling Midcardona, he Doesn't give a Fuck About where he came from. He's Gonna Suplex Him and Choke him out like every other Ho in his way!

Before the Main event Mance Warner Arrives Rambling about finding a Weapon backstage Until he Finds A screwdriver.

Main Event Time Matt Cardona versus The One called Manders. And If Kofi Kingston is the Son Gohan of WWE,  Matt Cardona is The Son Gohan of the Indies. 

Yeah, all those Garbage Matches and all those smaller Companies, They are Not Challenging him at all. and his Matches Look like the ones he has had on Heat. If WWE Ever give him his 7 figure wage again, it would be wasted. But since Cardona is being treated as a big star he had to win against a tag Guy. 3 Star Match. The Ruff Ryder is now called The Radio Silence. We get it Matt, You are A Bitter Fuck! Move on and learn a New Hold Already!

Next week, Salina Dela Renta is In Charge as executive Producer in SALINA DELA RENTA PRESENTS! And given that MLW's New champions are under her Promotionales Dorado Banner, we will have more fallout from Slaughterhouse in out next episode NEXT TUESDAY DUE TO THE BANK HOLIDAY!

So Halloween will see SALINA DELA RENTA PRESENTS MLW FUSION EPISODE 188: FRESH FROM THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE: CHOICE CUTS!