Monday, February 17, 2025

TASTE TEST 2K25: PRINGLES X SUPER MARIO FLAVOUR

Two Moustachioed Icons Collide,  as Super Mario warps from a Green Pipe to A Tube of Mystery Pringles in a supermarket you!

PRINGLES X SUPER MARIO MYSTERY FLAVOUR 



Tube Appearance: Metallic Silver, almost as a reference to the Nintendo S.N.E.S. Where usually a cartoon of the ingredients would be, A Mario Coin Block with a Question mark floats in the void, on the back is the official Nintendo product Stamp of Authenticity. 

Calorie Count: 158 in a 30g serving, the Item contains 5 servings. 

Taste: The Mystery flavour had to be themed to Mario to work, So going in blind, I expected this item to be either A) some kind of Italian Dish or B) a Mushroom dish, but given that mushrooms don't exactly translate into crisp flavours, its going to be linked to Mario via his nationality as an Italian or Italian-American.

Before I tasted these, I read through Ingredients to somehow guess what this was. So apart from the things you'd expect,  what  caught my eye was meat extract, tomato extract, Garlic, chilli and JalapeƱo powders.

An Italian dish with Meat, Garlic and Tomatoes 



But it was the spices that sealed it for me and  despite the omission of Actual cheese in the ingredients,  I am convinced the flavour is...

PEPPERONI DEEP DISH PIZZA!

While I can't taste cheese, the snack is vegetarian, not Vegan, and given a real Deep Dish pizza  is Passata covering the cheese, nit the other way around, the overpowering Spices and tomato is understandable if it's there. I was convinced for a while, the flavour  could be Spaghetti and meatballs, but the meat  flavouring they used is unmistakably Pork and Pepperoni spices, but Spaghetti and meatballs was a possibility. 

And that's it for now. I'll be back next month over at Bogger Box office to review Kneecap. And here to review Intimidation Games a fortnight later.


Monday, February 10, 2025

Taste test 2K25: Magnum Utopia and Twister Sour and sweet

 (This Post was formerly an apology post due to my smartphone being broken and needing to replaced. as Mentioned, that post was always going to be replaced by this one.)

Welcome back or to Enlightened Towers...Where it's my 16 year anniversary!

And as such, it's time for our traditional food review, the 1st review I ever did when this was the direction I wanted to go online. With a food review.  Specifically,  Heartbeat international's Ice-cream for the European Market!

FRUIT ZINGER TWISTER SOUR AND SWEET



Flavour: Green Apple, Lemon and Blueberry 

Wrapper Appearance: Light Purple wrapper and everything is par the course. Photo of Item lunges out of a Kika, 2 closeups of the Item act as a border and photos of the fruits involved and the bragging of the lack of Artificial Flavours. Though 65 calories is the lightest this 72g Item has ever been.

Taste: the lemon and Green Apple,  especially the Apple spirals are toe-curlingly sour, though the Blueberry is a Reprieve from Complete Acidity, and ties the two together in a consistent Flavour profile throughout. Will definitely recommend this Flavour on a hot day.

MAGNUM UTOPIA DOUBLE CHERRY



Flavour: Blackcurrant& Raspberry marbled Ice-cream, in a layer of Cherry sauce and Covered in a shell of milk chocolate which is embedded with dried summer fruits. The 71g

Wrapper Appearance: Item, A Blob of cherry sauce and a trio berries lie on a pink square on a wrinkled piece of pink Fabric. 

Calorie Count: 213

Taste: The Fruity and rich cocoa Aroma are tempting me while observing to write this paragraph, waiting no longer, I bite into the Item. The chocolate shell adds more crunch than the little pellets of dried fruit that also have little flavour. However that thankfully cannot be said for the cherry sauce that kicks like a mule on first bite. Raspberry and Blackcurrant ice cream rippled with vanilla is sweet and Satisfying til the final bite. A wonderful little treat!

MAGNUM UTOPIA DOUBLE HAZELNUT 



Flavour: Hazelnut & Almond Caramel Marbled Ice-cream,  covered in salted hazelnut Glaze, in enclosed in white chocolate with pieces of hazelnuts,  pistachio and Almonds within.

Wrapper Appearance: Item,  A Blob of caramel and a trio of nuts lie on a Sepia Square on a wrinkled golden Fabric 

Calorie Count: 245 in a 70 and a half gram Item.

Taste: Sadly, the Item I bought has cracks and caramel leaking through the surface, so cannot  judge on Appearance, so straight to taste.

The caramel sauce is sweet, and it takes some time to register that it has a Salty Element to it. The Hazelnut & Caramel Ice-cream, I was dreading that it was going to be Heavy, but gladly no. Usually nut based Ice-cream feels like bowling ball after you eat it, but surprisingly this was light, despite being the most Calorific of this year's limited editions.

And that will do it for the Ice-cream review. But I am not done with food reviews!

Join me Next week when I review the Pringles/ Super Mario Mystery Flavour collab.


MLW SUPERFIGHT 6: HONEY AND NUTTERS!

 List of champions-No changes 

World's Matt Riddle 

Openweight Matthew Justice 

Middleweight Mistico 

Tag COZYMAX Satoshi Kojima and Okamura 

Featherweight Delmi Exo 

Eric Bischoff is back and will announce he has a special surprise regarding Battle Riot at the end of the show. Bomaye and Alex Kane comes out to brag that Riddle Got him back into the company after Eric Fired him in December. Eric Goads Kane to touch him except if he does, he's fired on the spot.

First was a Lucha tag match : Esfinge and Templario Vs Mascara Dorado and Mistico. Crowd was into this match, even if I wasn't. While it started as a Big Daddy Tag match where he would team with a low card face and have him beaten up til he got a hot tag and the glory, It became a match where Mistico, unlike Big Daddy, got everyone else over! Including Taking the pin for the Debuting Templario after he hit Carmello Hayes' finish onto The middleweight champion.

After the Match, Templario demands a title shot from Cesar Duran and despite Mistico's demands for the match to be right now, Cesar books it for Battle Riot.

Tom Drombroski interviews Delmi Exo, but is attacked by Some Women in Rosemary's Gimmick and Halloween makeup. Also Christian Cole Needs Elocution Lessons. He said her Name 3 Different times and I couldn't make out what her name was. Tara Zepp? Terrazemp? Tezra Zip? I am not wasting my google search on a overrated Indie Girl stealing other established Woman's Gimmick!

Contra Vs The Filthy Bros will main event the Intimidation Games special on March 8th. I will have deferred coverage days later.

Kevin Knight Vs Kenta was not good. The new Kid on New Japan's block vs Mr NEW JAPAN Himself! And the reason this match could be better is that both wrestlers went into the crowd and the ref just stood there, He didn't even start Counting and this was not even a Grudge match to warrant such a spot. Also they didn't announce that this match was No Dq, it just happens. And don't give me that excuse that When New Japan guys wrestle in MLW, they Defer to a 20 Count for Disqualification for them and only them-THE RING ANNOUNCER MUST TELL THE CROWD AND THE PEOPLE AT HOME THAT IS THE CASE! And when they came back in the ring this was not a wrestling match, this was Move-Doers Doing Moves! Kenta Wins with Go to Sleep after both tripped and stumbled on the middle rope.

After the match Kenta makes his world title aspirations clear 

Backstage With Eric Bischoff and hey, Doug Dillinger is still alive!- he's thinner though, Eric sees smoke in his Office and finds Lawlor and Riddle Smoking the Wacky Baccy! Eric throws them out and  and Doug Tell Bischoff that Alex Kane is on the rampage, causing him to rush out, and not see Cesar Stealing Back the Document Eric Stole at the end of Last Year.

Video package on Rogue Horsemen/Paul London feud. 

Honey Trap match....Can I NAME THIS THE WORST MATCH OF THE YEAR ALREADY? For those who don't know, This was a version of the Tar and Feather match, sans the Tar! When Paul London came out as a Beekeeper, I Knew Maryjane Stole his Brain! If any match has to have a Kiddie Pool on Standby, Leave it alone! Brett Ryan Goseleen was Attacked by every Run-in Face and was Pinned so he had to be submerged in Honey, but as the Heel refused until he was beaten up and dumped in Honey and covered in Feathers by London and Paul Walter Houser! Terrible.

A new JOSHEEEEE SCHOOLGIRL PRINCESS IS COMING! AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY! THE GUMPTION, THE GALL OF IT ALL! TO CALL THIS 5FT GIRL "BIG KAIJU"

Tom Lawlor Vs Dijak had a good competitive match. The crowd came unglued when Lawlor lifted up the Big Man the first time. Good match with great back and Forth could have gone either way. And Great use of a heel Manager, Who affected the Turn of the match, Lawlor got measure of revenge after MSL Got attention from the ref, and Lawlor paid for it with a Feast your Eyes

Aftermath with them and Monsieur Saint Laurent. Dijak is announced for the battle riot. Lawlor returns and gets back into it with Saint Laurent Until Dijak returns!

Janai Kai Feeds on a Jobber! After the match, Contra attacks refs and Security and Krule gets on the mic and......SHEESH....Now we know why the promos are pre-recorded!

Triple threat match for the heavyweight championship, Matt Riddle faces Both his Predecessors, The name he Bet, Satoshi Kojima, and the man who held this belt exactly one year ago, Alex Kane. Typical 3 Way one fall LAAAAAZZZZY BOOKING! But at least it started with some aggression with Alex Kane spearing The champ on the opening bell. Good Action with everyone hitting their moves and showing off their particular styles. Kojima with The Japanese Strong Style, the Hard Punches and Burning Chops, Riddle with MMA holds and Alex Kane with pure Wrestling! Finish was weak, Matt hits a final Flash Knee and fell into a Pinfall. It smelled like the ref was told to go home so they could cut to a big screen promo.

AND THAT'S WHAT THEY DID!

Backstage Eric Bischoff announces the 40 man Battle Riot match is for the World Championship. So I would Update the Championship belt to Say that the World's Belt is VACANT! But I'm sure the Filming for Intimidation Games will Show him still with the Belt.

So the road to 600 Posts continues and will not be stopping anytime soon! As Tomorrow the Yearly Tradition of the Icecream Review Returns!



Monday, February 3, 2025

WWE ROYAL RUMBLE 2025: SHOCKER OF THE YEET!

 Originally this post working title was going to be called "The Reassuring Comfort of Predictable Booking". After all, The event prior to the main event  was predictable, Charlotte returned to make sure at least one of the Women's Divisions is the Charlotte Division, Neither one of the Title matches changed hands, lest they take focus from the main event. But who predicted THAT person to win?

Women's Rumble 2025

#1 IYO SKY (DAMAGE CTRL)

#2 CHICKEN WAITRESS Liv Morgan (JUDGEMENT DAY)

And we start this event not only at 11pm Irish time, (Seriously, I was not expecting this show to be this early, I thought the 11pm start was a pre show!) but this show also started...with hair pulling!

#3 ROXANNE PEREZ (NXT)

Headscissors and a double DDT just in the opening minute. Perez may be Main roster bound after this showing.

#4 LYRA VALKARYA (WOMEN'S IC CHAMP)

Lyra suffers a near wardrobe malfunction and Perez takes advantage.

#5 JOBBER'S WIFE Chelsea Green (WOMEN'S US CHAMP)

And Chelsea starts slapping everyone, and this sets wrestling back 15 years.

#6 and #7 B-FAB (SD!)AND IVY NILE (AMERICAN MADE)

Suplex city, Bi-You know what, Never mind! 

GRAMPA ZOEY (PURE FUSION COLLECTIVE)AND LASH LEGEND (NXT) Are next!

B-FAB Is eliminated.

#10 BIANCA BELAIR (WOMEN'S TAG CHAMPIONS)

Bianca did a spot, that she should never do again. Yes I'm taking about the four heel girls cooperating to do a repeated mounted turnbuckle, and flip spot, where a heel tried to attack Bianca, only for them to be crammed in a corner to be punched. It looked fake, and I'm sure other people  have said the same.

#11 SHAYNA BAZSLER (PFC)

Bazsler shows off her MMA Prowess.

Lyra gets eliminated by Nile, who will probably challenge her at mania.

#12 BAYLEY (SD) AND 13 IS SONYA DEVILLE (PFC)

Deville's Advocate on Green and the Pure Fusion Collective are working together.

#14 MAXINE DUPREE (ALPHA ACADEMY)

Maxine gets a measure of Revenge on Nile, who gets Eliminated and then she's gone 

#15 NAOMI (TAG CHAMPION) 

With both Tag champions in, all 3 of P.F.C are eliminated.

#16 JAIDA PARKER (NXT)

Lash is eliminated.

#17 PIPER Who accidentally eliminated Green, despite being her Stooge!

ENTRANT #18 NATTIE, AND 19 NEW WWE SIGNING JORDYNNE GRACE! 

Only a matter of time she calls one of the 3 brands her home. 

Parker is Eliminated, Death valley driver by Grace on Piper. Naomi and Grace hug they know each other from TNA...Only for Bianca to get jealous! Ok a story brewing her.

#20 MICHIN ....who is not having a good night being whipped from pillar to post on her turn.

#21 ALEXA BLISS IS BACK IN AN ENTRANCE SO LONG, IT GOES INTO ZELINA VEGA'S ENTRANCE 

Code Red by Zelina.

NEXT 3 ARE MRS SAMEFACE, STEPHANIE VAQUER AND HALL OF FAMER TRISH STRATUS.

Trish looks like she could make another go around.

#26 RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ (JUDGEMENT DAY)

NATTIE is Eliminated, so is Bliss.

#27 CHARLOTTE FLAIR (SD)

Flair chops to everyone. Michin and Piper are eliminated.

#28 GUILIA (NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPION)

IYO and GUILIA have unfinished Business  it seems.

#29 POTATO JAX! (SD!)

Zelina is out, so is Sameface after trying to blindside Trish, who is then eliminated.

ENTRANT 30 NIKKI BELLA! (HOF)

Final Eliminations in order

Vaquer, Sky, Bianca, Naomi, Raquel and Liv all at once by Jax!

Guilia

Bayley

Nikki

Nia

WINNER OF THE WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE: CHARLOTTE  

Street Profits Screw MCMG out of the belts then attack DIY, because it was the champions who took them out. Looks like the tag belts are going to be lost in a multi team LAAAAZY BOOKING in April!

Cody Rhodes dahm near k*lls Kevin Owens to retain WWE undisputed championship! With Sami Zayn playing Pacifist by not acting to Seeing Owens' head being turned into a Human Easter Egg

Men's Rumble

#1 REY MYSTERIO

#2 PENTA 

Don't lie! You wanted this to happen! You dreamt that this was going to be a match

#3 CHAD GABLE (AMERICAN MADE)

Gable is just a Lucha Whipping boy in this match!

#4 CARMELLO HAYES (SD)

Flying headscissors by Hayes on Penta, then a German Suplex.

#5 SANTOS ESCOBAR (LEGATO DEL PHANTASMA)

Santos does a 619 on Rey to boos, and he then does a Mexican Destroyer to Penta. All other four men Superkick Gable. And it's about to get worse for him

#6 BLOATIS (AMERICAN MADE)

Suplex on by Chad on Otis, who then Torture Rack.

#7 BRON BREAKKER (INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION)

Carmello and Santos is Eliminated.

#8 AKIRA TOZAWA

And he's taken out by Carmello,

So instead,.....

Instead we have the L***N P**L's CRIME Hydration minion 

#8 iTouchMyMeat

BLOATIS and the literal Internet W**Ker are eliminated.

#9 SHEAMUS (RAW)

Irish Curse Backbreaker and a Brogue. 

#10 JIMMY USO (SD)

Uso in the Wind is a stupid name for a move. Sure the Hardys may never return to WWE, but still changing their move names is not right, when they make no sense.

#11 ANDRADE (SD)

Meteora to Gable

#12 JACOB FATU (SD)

Double Samoan Drop, and Fatu is on a tear, Rey, Gable and Andrade Eliminated.

#13 KAISER IS ELIMINATED BY PENTA AFTER A MINUTE OF STALLING 

#14 GOBSHITE FROM MTV AND SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS

NUMBER 15 IS TNA CHAMPION JOE HENDRY AND THEN ROMAN REIGNS

Miz, Sheamus and Hendry are eliminated. Bron Spears Roman to a massive reaction. Bron is eliminated after, but what a moment for a star on the up! Then Jimmy is eliminated.

#17 DREW MCINTYRE (RAW)

Drew and Jacob have a temporary alliance over their hatred of Roman.

#18 FINN BALOR (JUDGEMENT DAY)

Why debut new Music at this event of all places? When you know the crowd won't react if you are not a brand new star when they hear it?

#19 SHINSUKE NAKAMURA (US CHAMPION)

Penta is eliminated 

#20 JEY USO (RAW)

Nakamura is Eliminated 

#21 AJ STYLES (SD) (WITH HIS FACE MUSIC NO LESS!) Baseball Slide by Styles

#22 PROUD BOY BRAUN (RAW)

FATU is Eliminated and he's not a happy bunny 

#23 JOHN CENA (LEGEND)

Braun and Finn are eliminated 

#24 CM PUNK (RAW)

Now Roman, Cena and  Punk see each other and have a Standoff, do you know what will make it better?

#25 SETH ROLLINS (RAW)

BINGO!

And Seth goes straight to Punk.

#26 DOMINIK (JUDGEMENT DAY)

#27 SAMI, 28 DAMIAN PRIEST (SD)

South of heaven to Dom, who gets Eliminated.

#29 LA KNIGHT (SD)

Sami is eliminated 

#30 L***N P**L (RAW)

ORDER OF ELIMINATIONS 

Drew

Priest 

Knight

Styles

Rollins 

Reigns,

Punk

SCUMBAG!

CENA?

WINNER OF THE MEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE: JEY USO? Who saw this coming? Jey must have sold more T-shirts to surpass the planned retirement of Cena but then you remember he's going to be in Toronto for quote "HIS LAST ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH" Not last elimination chamber PLE.

Well that's it!

Watching payperview on Netflix is a runaway success! Join me Next Monday for results of MLW Superfight!


Monday, January 27, 2025

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING RELOADED: THE RUMBLE BEFORE THE RUMBLE!

 List of champions -Updated from Kings Of Coliseum 

WORLD'S: MATT RIDDLE 

Openweight: Matthew Justice 

Middleweight: Mistico 

Tag COZYMAX: (Satoshi Kojima and Okamura )

FEATHERWEIGHT: DELMI EXO 

(Filmed 2 weeks ago as the Undercard to Kings Of Coliseum, this is Reloaded)

We open the Show with New world's champion the NOMEANSNOBRO!, Matt Riddle, Tom Lawlor comes out to give his friend a Present, the Original Sized World title Belt, Until The screen Turns into a contra Promo, with Krule Warning that the Title shot he won means he has next. That's when the Sendai Death Squad attack and Minoru Sazuki tries to Take out lawlor Before their match, but security Pulls them Apart.

Cesar introduces his new Wrestler-Neon, who is a skinny kid in a Rey Mysterio Mask vs Virus who was one of the Broken down Lucha Showponies they limp out for a Nostalgic Audience. So this was a blatant training Match for the new guy. Neon Won and did not look impressive next to a middle aged Man!

Kushida finally debuts at Superfight

Backstage Akira bemoans last year and claims the Death Fighter is dead! Does that mean Akira no longer is a Garbage Wrestler? I hope so! Akira actually has flashes of Brilliance every now and then!

Okamura Vs Dark Panther was Next and if his Opponent looked as Impressive as Dark Panther, I would have gave this a look, Instead this match against Okamura looked like Elderly Abuse! Until Okamura won with 2 Cozy Cutters

Backstage, Contra Intimidates Kojima as he makes his way to the ring.

Templario debuts soon, Maybe as soon as Superfight, so Strap In, as the Next 2 Mondays will have more wrestling Results. Next week is the Rumble, and a week later, is Superfight!

Backstage: Paul London and Paul Walter Hauser prepare for the Texas Tornado Match.

Ariel Dominguez a Diminutive Wrestler and MLW Original returns against  Vs Bobby "Bomb Shelter" Fish...and this was not a match it was a mugging! Seeing Dominguez after all these years and seeing that he didn't bulk up and was as small as he was in 2018, I knew this was going! More uncomfortable was Fish kept an armbar after the belt broke it up to shout at Rob Drombroski about saying things about him. OR IN OTHER WORDS, A MAGA CONSPIRACY NUT BEAT UP A LATINO AND SHOUTED AT A GAY MAN FOR BEING WRONG!

Not a Good Look MLW, Not good at all!

I think Court Bauer has a ADHD Problem because matches keep Devolving into Chaos, and a Texas Tornado match is Chaotic as is, then you throw in Run-in after Run-in and it makes no sense, In the End Brock Anderson hit a spinebuster on Paul Walther Hauser to win.

Telenovela Bullsh*t with the House of Duran, as Cesar shows he win pay the ransom for Christo's Release

Backstage: Rogue Horsemen celebrate over beers. BRG laughs over a Paul London wanting him in a "Honey trap match" At Superfight, and not knowing what that even is! We would learn it's a version of A Tar and Feathers match, with Honey replacing Tar.

Women's match and since she's Back I Guess The girl I said looked like a stripper/waitress at a Biker bar, Persephone is now a regular roster member, only because she came back! She bet some local girl with a rope splash.

Delmi Exo Cuts a promo on screen, asking for all comers at Superfight and Definitely not because there are 3 regular women on this roster!

Minoru Sazuki Vs Tom Lawlor was Delayed because Monsieur Saint Laurent came out with a contract for Tom to sign for a match against his client, Dijak. Tom told MSL to Get Lost which was the distraction Sazuki needed to choke out TOM With the Contra flag, But Lawlor fought from underneath, backstage Kojima dealt with the Sendais who where coming to aid Sazuki, and Tom Won the match, who is no using the Macho Elbow as a finish! 

2 out of 3 falls match for the Middleweight championship Barbario Carvanario Vs Mistico. This is your Main Event. Match Starts with Barbario Kicking away the Handshake offered by the champion. Despite Having a Name That Ole Sockface over in AEW would Over pronounce and dressing in a Fred Flintstone Costume and Blows snot into the camera, he is a powerhouse....IF ONLY HE TOOK IT SERIOUSLY! A shoulder Tackle on the outside after dodging a Suicide Dive, a Splash off the middle rope and the first fall is the challenger's.

 

"AAAAAAANNND THEWINNEROFTHE FIRRRRRRRSSSST FALL IS, BARRRRRRBARRRRIOOO CARVAAANN-(COUGH, COUGH, COUGH, COUGH) APOLLLLIGIES FANS IIII NEEDED A STREPSIL!"

Big Boot Greet the Champion as he gets up, in the corner Bicarbonate Soda, tears off the Mask, But he Risks a DQ, Mistico refits the hood as the crowd chants Pende*o at Ole Pasta Carbonara! 

Headscissor and a Canadian Destroyer From Nowhere and the falls are even

WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL, MISTICO!

Another Tope Suicida Only it doesn't miss,then  A plancha by Mistico, until a Spinebuster of sorts stops all the momentum dead. Then a single Leg Crab as the challenger goes for submission, Double knockout spot means this match is nearly over. the champion's moonsault misses but then he uses that momentum for a powerslam. Irish Whip Headscissors into the La Mistica and Barbario Taps

WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: MISTICO!

Backstage, Matt Riddle is attacked by Kruger to end the Broadcast!

Join me Next Monday, even though it is a bank Holiday, For Royal Rumble Results!

Monday, January 13, 2025

MLW KINGS OF COLLOSUM 2025: BREADMAN BITES THE CRUST!

 LIST OF CHAMPIONS 

World's:Satoshi Kojima 

Openweight: Matthew Justice 

Middleweight: Mistico 

Tag COZYMAX: (Satoshi Kojima and Okamura)

Featherweight: Janai Kai 

(PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING....

Eric Bischoff's Presence on his own show shuck up the rest of the promotion: it's top star Alex Kane was fired, He created a match Vince Russo would  make him have a tingling in his lions, and stole some documents In Scuffed Footage, what plans does the former WCW executive and Raw General Manager have in store? well he will explain his actions via Satellite tonight.)

Gravity Gamble match was first, With a few changes made on the fly, Trevor Lee is out replaced by New AEW Signing Kevin Knight...who was now written off tv by an ambush by the Horseman, so he will be replaced in this match by the only remaining Bomaye Fightclub member, Mr Thomas in a match that only has Brett Ryan Goseleen, The Openweight Champion, Matthew Justice, Mads Krule Kruger and Akira.

RULES OF THE GRAVITY GAMBLE MATCH

  • This match is a ladder match where the goal is to collect the Briefcases above, with one Briefcase Containing a Title shot, the match will continue until the title shot is found!
  • This match only has Ladders as the only legal Weapons....To Begin with! As the other Briefcases Contain Weapons Or is the weapon
...And 3 minutes Akira used a Staple gun he smuggled in to Staple BRG into a fetal Position! Because why get rules over?

Anyway here are the Results of the Briefcases
  • Matthew Justice- Red Briefcase-Wins Barb wire to be used in the Gravity Gamble
  • Krule-Green-Wins Thumbtacks to be used in the Gravity Gamble
  • BRG-Silver Wins Empty Briefcase to be used in the Gravity Gamble
  • WINNER-MADS KRULE KRUGER-Black Briefcase-WINS A TITLE SHOT FOR THIS YEAR OF 2025!
So lets hope this means they can rehabilitate Kruger into the Monster heel Champion he should be!

It's time for our Monthly Telenovela Bullsh*t With the De la Renta-Durans This time, It's Salina's Husband who is Kidnapped, Which is only is a means to properly name him on screen as Christo Aguilera. Later we see a video of the Kidnapper holding Christo in a jail-Cell spouting revenge on Cesar Duran for him being a Traitor. I'm not sure but I think this is the return of Mil Meurtes!

Father-Son Lucha tag match, Between Atlantis Snr and Jnr and Dark Partner and Blue Partner was giving an hour time limit only just because the 2 old duffers were involved, And Despite the Latino Audience in Dallas and despite Rob Dombroski Putting over the history between Atlantis and the panther families, this looked like at times like Grandpa Simpson Fighting Chester for not painting his fence! The Atlantis Family won Bring your Dad to Work Day!

With a Barber at Ringside will all the Paraphrenia needed, It was time for the Hair versus Title match, and This was, If you can excuse the Pun, Cut and Dry! Despite a fierce start by Janai Kai, her challenger, Delmi Exo who put her hair on the line, meant she was not losing this match! Kai's 13 month reign over defeating Exo in the first place is over...so now what? There isn't a featherweight Division, only appearances by Outlaw girls and JOSHEEEEEE SCHOOLGIRL PRINCESSES!

Dijak Vs Kenta Had a great Grudge match that Made Sense, and had a lot of time given to it. Both played to their Strengths, With Dijak Bringing Power and Intimidation and Kenta bring Ringwork and Credibility that only comes if your name is Kenta. With A heel Manager on the outside, MSL would interfere in the match by pulling out Kenta, giving his charge Dijak the win. After the match MSL Would cut a promo, which would bring out Tom Lawlor who still has issues with his former manager, which the Security threw them but out in a pull-apart!

Triple threat: Mascara Dorado Vs Esfinge Vs Balding Plumber Averno! More Flippies and Dippies! I thought 2 of this guys Worked for All Elite Wrestling. And maybe it's because the top of his gear looks like a black Vest, he has The remaining hair tied in a ponytail mullet and has a Moustache and a Beer-gut, but if wwe wanted to make a film about Captain Lou Albano, they could hire Plumber Averno, who looks more like a balding Plumber than Plumber Moxley!

Via Satellite, Eric Bischoff Is here to tell us...He has not right to tell us anything unless it's Live in person, So In Atlanta on the 6th of February, he will be there to make the announcement

Ringside Interview with Paul Walter Hauser and Rob Dombroski.  Hauser clean shaven looks like a fatter Grado! The Question for the actor, why is he here, when he can train to wresting in other bigger companies? After Calling out Hulk Hogan for his Political Views, he Puts over MLW as a place where you can get every kind of wrestling out there! This brings out Rogue Horsemen Members the Andersons And Credit where it's due, Brock Anderson can cut a Promo Just like this Father Arn, One of the best to do it! The other Horseman Gosselin And Fish Blindside the actor and this brings out BOMAYE Fight club, and Paul London. and here Comes the Fired Alex Kane to save the day. With Atlanta being the hometown of Alex Kane, expect him to return to Atlanta as a hero!

MLW Championship match: Matt Riddle Vs Kojima was your main event, and I don't want to say I Told you so, But making Kojima and Okamura tag Champions must have being the sweetener to have Kojima drop the belt, after a year of giving Title shots to other old Guys To protecting the belt in tag matches, Matt Riddle is the new world's champion!

List of Champions-CHANGES IN CAPITALS

WORLD'S: MATT RIDDLE 

Openweight:Matthew Justice 

Middleweight: Mistico 

Tag: COZYMAX (Satoshi Kojima and Okamura)

FEATHERWEIGHT: DELMI EXO 

NEW YEARS SCHEDULE FOR 2025-REVISED (SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!)

 It's with great happiness that I announce that I am now a proud owner of a Netflix Account, meaning I can now update the schedule for this year with WWE premium live events.

THE REVISED SCHEDULE FOR 2025

  • Today-MLW Kings Of Coliseum 
  • February 4th- Royal Rumble 
  • April the 7th- Battle Riot
  • April the 22nd Wrestlemania 41
  • May 12th- Azteca LUCHA
THE JOURNEY CONTINUES...WITH THE SAME ROADBLOCKS!
They say "The more things change, the more they stay the Same!" And this year Ireland has the year the Bank Holidays follow both the Rumble and Mania, the more astute of you have realized the dates for both of the event's results are both Tuesdays. This is a circumstance I cannot control, I will have the post up on the next day but with no way to write up a Link on X, the results may have well be written on the Tuesday.

Also Don't expect every pay per view to be watched this year. While Any European shows will be a piece of cake, doing two shows a month sometimes even as short as 2 weeks apart is such a strain on my health. No-I found my rhythm a long time ago: a live PLE EVERY 2 MONTHS UNTIL OCTOBER works well for me. With a MLW event every month til December at my own leisure.

And for those who don't know, Due to my convictions, I will never review any of the Saudi Arabian shows. So next year's Rumble is off the table!

BOGGER BOX OFFICE NEW REVIEWS!

Tomorrow I will remaster the Fall Guy movie review to contain both the Story elements of the new storyline, but the name of the film I can now view in Netflix in lieu of a new ppv in the following month! And I'm so excited, I'll just reveal the netflix original film I will review on February!

  • February: Unfrosted (aka that film about the invention of Pop tarts of all things!)
  • March: St Patrick's Day Special: KNEECAP 
  • 300th post special: Black Adam!
From now on, in the alternating months that I will not be viewing WWE shows, I instead will be reviewing Netflix films instead, many of them brand new!

TASTE TESTING 
  • February at the earliest -Icecream testing!
  • Summer months -Limited Edition Tayto!
So that's it for the first six months of the year. As I said, in the first draft of this post, I have somewhat of a cache of DVDS to review, so they will be only tangible films I know the names of, apart from Unfrosted. But this year is going to be huge, with the possibility of not only 300th post at Bogger Box Office, but the Sought after 600th post here! 
Thank you once more for your support, either here or on my Twitter channel, which now I'm reviewing actual new content I will be more active on! That channel is @RealEnli on Twitter.

Monday, January 6, 2025

NEW YEAR'S SCHEDULE FOR 2025

 Hello everyone and welcome to a brand new year, a year which may be hard, may be different, but MY GOD, WILL IT BE EXCITING!

WWE IS RAN OFF "REAL" TELEVISION!

So as if this week, I have not joined Netflix. Ireland, despite it's progress, is still a Catholic Country and business will only open when all the Holy days of Christmas are over. So as of right now, not all businesses are back, especially not all bank staff.

Just know that a second Post confirming I joined is in the works. But expect me to have Netflix in time for the Royal Rumble. 

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING SPECIALS WILL CONTINUE 

However, WWE is not the only company I have an eye on. MLW will continue to have a place on my blog.

  • 13th of January: Kings Of Coliseum
  •  10th of February: Super fight
  • 7th of March: Battle Riot
  • 12th of May: Azteca LUCHA
TASTE TESTING

Last year apart from the New ice-cream review and the new Tayto review later this year, I'm expecting a bust for taste tests again. However, I know that the new Ice-creams, whatever they may be, will be at least known in February...just don't expect the shops to have them in February.

(All reviews and posts are subject to change!)

NEW YEAR SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

Contingent on Getting Netflix or not, I have never ordered two ppvs back to back, as it is a strain on my body and mind to even do one at what is usually 1am local time. So, assuming I will eventually get Netflix if my first attempt doesn't work, for every month I will not be reviewing WWE premium events, I will instead will review a film on Netflix. However, I still have a cache of DVDs with specific dates and meanings. And they are....

  • January: Fall Guy 
  • March: St Patrick's Day Special: KNEECAP 
  • THE 300TH POST: TICKET TO HELL-BLACK ADAM 
(ALL POSTS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE!)

As stated, once I join Netflix I will be able to enjoy and share Entertainment and reviews on a level not seen since YouTube channels were able to post full anime series. Nonetheless, I Will hit the two milestones of 600 and 300 posts this year, respectively, mark my words!