MLW FIGHTLAND 2025: MATT RIDDLE MAKES A DALL-ASS OF HIMSELF

 List of Champions-No Change

World's: Matt "I Smoke W**d so I don't beat my Wife" Riddle

Openweight: Ultimo Guerrero 

Middleweight: Vacated

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: Shoko Nakajima 

Gravity Gamble (MITB): Mads Krule Kruger.

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING...

The Opera Cup started in full swing last month and will continue into the winter.

And Apart from that, the only thing of merit is the incessant adverts for some outlaw masked F*ck called El Gato to schill his tequila. 

And that leads me to a correction. In the Don Gato Ad that was inspired by Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, it was the Actor Danny McBride not Paul Walter Hauser. 

Opera Cup Qualifying match: Esfinge vs El Ultimo Guerrero Flippies and Dippies and Hotdogging. Can someone tell this Sweaty Grandad that they let have a championship to make a deal with CMLL that if he's not booked to put the belt up, then he has to lose some time? Anyway Ultimo Guerrero qualifies

Opera Cup Qualifying match: Blue Panther jr vs Zandokan aka Zteve The Pirate. This match was only here to promote a six man tag they will have on the Fury Road Special....a six man tag they already shown this audience because that show will be made up of this shows Preliminary matches! Zteve The Pirate has the worst finisher in this company so it's not as pathetic as Danhausen's Curse, but it is pretty Stupid, it's a Double palm Strike!

Backstage The Returning MJF and Alexander Hammerstone have a great promo. People always forget that Hammerstone can talk. So the gist of Hammer's promo is that everyone always talks about the Dynasty and his matches with Jacob Fatu like his best days are behind him, he had a great line "I've spent too much time doing this. I love Wrestling, and yet I Hate Wrestling " so he states he should show the source of his hatred, the other main eventers, just how much he despises them!

Featherweight Championship match, Between Yuki Kamifuku, who made her debut at Summer of The Beasts, so I didn't review it because I had a medical appointment, but she is a former model, very tall and Statuesque. As opposed to the Dumpy 4 foot 11 Schoolgirl dressed as Godzilla, Big Kaiju. Shoko has a tail now....YEP! A tail Yuki used to her advantage. The former model is 5'8, she has legs and she knows how to use 'em! Finish was Shoko using a three Amigos style Nothern light Suplex, so that was impressive by Nakajima to retain the belt. 

Backstage, Cesar, Salina Dela Renta and El Gato schill more tequila and announces "El Gato presents...Lucha Dela Meurtes in November in Charleston North Carolina. Ikuro Kwan comes in and threatens El Gato not to interfere in the Middleweight match.

Texas Death match...GARBAGE MATCH, Hammer is a lot better than this and he lets Mathew Justice know about it, and just when you thought they could take this seriously,  Justice who was sent through a barb wire covered Door as the finish, pops up to pose on the turnbuckle. DID I MENTION AUSTIN ARIES IS BACK IN THIS COMPANY?

Middleweight championship match for the Vacated title Between the Uncrowned Challenger Templario and the Man who stole the Belt from Mistico, Ikuro Kwan, after a Dynamic and Exciting Back and forth Match, Templario Accidently took out the ref which Signaled Contra's Death Squad to come out, only for El Gato to leave his skybox to attack Ikuro Kwan with Brass Knuckles and to revive the Referee. Templario his version of the Lungblower to finally crown the Uncrowned.

Backstage with Dijak and MSL in an echo chamber, This time on the MLW'S Technical Difficulties Conga, we have feedback on the promo for 2 whole minutes! Not that the Promo was going to be revolutionary or anything!

World's Heavyweight championship match Matt Riddle versus Donovan Dijak. Matt Riddle got some boos, but not enough to stop the crowd from Chanting "Bro", However they did cheer for Dijak. the match is about to start...Until!

Mads Krule Kruger cashes in Gravity Gamble 

Your Main Event from this Sunday morning, TRIPLE THREAT, NO DQ, ONE FALL TO A FINISH, YOU KNOW IT, YOU HATE IT, IT'S JUST THE WAY OF THE WRESTLING WORLD NOW! LAAAAAZZZY BOOKING! Let's just get to the Finish already shall we, Dijak takes out Matt Riddle with the Feast Your Eyes, Only for Krule to slip in, give Dijak the Scorched Earth and toss over Dijak to pin Riddle. Despite Spending the either year making Krule look like "Stupidest Big man since Abyss!" I get it, After the Stupid Comments by Riddle, about know showing a charity event in London against Abuse, and saying that #MeToo Movement was Bull, MLW Had to move fast to get this done. Riddle's not fired though, he appears in the Sizzle Reel for Slaughterhouse....At least for the Moment! 

With Dijak Feeling Cheated out of the Belt, "The Disruptor" taunts The new champion to fight him at ringside a swarth of Chairs now cleared of fans by security out of safety, The two Behemoths fight to the outside of the Building, and that's when Alex Hammerstone makes his presence known with a Chair, He ready to show who must he Hates what he also loves!

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-UPDATES IN CAPITALS 

WORLD'S: MADS "KRULE " KRUGER 

Openweight Ultimo Guerrero 

MIDDLEWEIGHT: TEMPLARIO 

Tag The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight Shoko Nakajima 

Join me in two weeks when we go down the Fury Road that will lead to Slaughterhouse a week later. at the end of October the last wwe show I do this year Crown Jewel in Perth will be doing the road later.

See you later!

WWE CLASH IN PARIS 2025: MERDE MISERY TOUR

 WWE Opens the Show By let's be honest, Saying this show is nothing but a stopgap before Tapping the Bank Accounts of Every "Celebrity" they wish to feature at ESPN'S RASSLINGFERLOSERSD! French Commentary get muted In their own country!

NOT THE FIRST TIME A N*ZI MUTED FRENCH BROADCASTING!

We open Our Show and the first Hour with Roman Reigns VS Bronson Reed and the first 20 minutes was The Entrances and Cheering. Bronson looked great and May have went from Midcard Bodyguard for Life to Heavyweight Hell Challenger in the next few years. Bronson took all of Roman's Big moves and didn't Flinch, just like a monster heel is suppose to. In the end after a great Grueling back and forth match. Roman Won and With Paul Heymen standing over his Australian Charge after his defeat laden with Roman's Stolen Shoes, Roman got them back, as well as a measure of Revenge of his former Wiseman. After signing his shoes and throwing them into the crowd by standing on the announce table, Bron Brekker ran down the top of the guard rail to spear Roman, Causing a 2 man assault than dragged everyone out to try and stop it. In the end Roman got Pilmanized by Brekker and put on a stretcher. Returning to Backstage after a commercial, General Manager Adam Pierce Threatened Both Brons with Suspension Without Pay. Paulie was also Hospitalized, So Seth is all Alone in the Main event....Or is he? 

Wwe Smackdown tag team championship- The Street Profits challenged the Wyatt Sicks' Joe Gacy and Dexter Lumis in a competent Display for Tag Wrestling. I'm Convinced B-Fab only got into Wrestling to wear Nice Clothes and be filmed looking good! She stood there doing nothing! If She was only out there to counteract Nikki Cross Because A face Can't hit a Women, Then She wasn't Smartened up to that! Like I Said, Yes the Heels Interfered to make sure The Wyatts retained.

Becky Lynch vs Nikki Bella. 0 Stars. Lame. No Notes. Becky retains/

Fourth in Line was the Donnybrook match Between Sheamus and Rusev. So of course Being a Donnybrook it was a Gimmick Match with Pub Furniture and Whiskey Barrels at Ringside. I wonder IF People from The real Donnybrook In county Dublin Know their town is a shorthand for a Drunken Fight!

Anyway Streetfight, LAAAAZZZY BOOKING! This was not Wrestling! This was a Fight, In the end after destroying Barrels and Lawnchairs and someone's china cabinet. Rusev Choked Sheamus with his own Shilleighleigh.

CenaWinsLOL!

If there was ever an Opponent for people to hope John Cena Doesn't Beat the Allegations Of Burying Talent, It would be L***n P**l! No Sign of Lesner who we all Suspect to be Cena's Opponent for Wrestlepalooza .

Four way for the World Championship-Seth Rollins defended the World Heavyweight Championship against Jey Uso, LA KNIGHT And the Man Seth Cheated out of the title with the MITB Contract, CM PUNK, No Eliminations. One fall to a Finish. YOU GUESSED IT-LAAAAZZZZY BOOKING! As soon as Jey kicked Punk over the ropes and Seth played The Coward, I Knew the Song and Dance routine by Heart-The "I Slide In, Do a Move, You Slide Out, Someone Else Slides In, Does a Move on Me, I Slide Out" Let's Fast Forward to the Finish because it was the only thing of Merit. After both Knight and Uso are Neutralized after Table spots each. Seth Grabs a chair from ringside and Berates Punk, telling Punk he hates him and his family, He goes to Kerb Stomp Punk's head through the metal chair before Punk moves and Seth Injures his foot. Punk Hits Go-2-Sleep, when Seth Staggers the ropes and falls into Punk's Shoulders! That's when a Masked Person goes and saves Punk from given Seth a second GTS By decking Punk in his Love-Spuds....It's Becky Lynch who saves the belt for her husband! Could this mean what i think it means? Could AJ LEE Come out of Retirement?

I'm Afraid if that's the case, then I will have to watch Wrestlepalooza as a casual watcher, as until Saturday I was Convinced The ESPN only show was not going to be shown internationally on Netflix and I Decided to focus on drafting the Halloween Special for Boggerboxoffice in advance of Halloween, Besides have you seen the ad campaign for Wrestlepalooza? they are backing more "Celebrity" appearances than Matches. Hell, If AJ LEE Does come out of retirement for a mixed Tag match, it means one of the World Title Holders will not the Putting a title on the line. Not that it's already a circus sideshow with the rumoured Cena vs Brock Lesner Match. so no, the Schedule doesn't change because Triple H thinks a Show run by a C*kehead is competition, that he has to run a show for "DA REALLY REAL SPORTZ GUYZ!" App on the same day! I will return in two weeks for MLW Fightland.

MLW BLOOD AND THUNDER: BREAD. FISH. BREADED FISH.

 List of Champions- CHANGES IN CAPITALS 

World's: Matt Riddle 

Middleweight:Vacated, Currently stolen by Ikuro Kwan 

Openweight: Ultimo Guerrero 

TAG-THE SKYSCRAPERS (DIJAK/BISHOP DYER)

Featherweight: Shoko Nakajima 

Gravity Gamble Winner (MITB) Mads Krule Kruger

SHOTZI BLACKHART RETURNED TO THE INDIES ON SUMMER OF THE BEASTS! And so did Ava Everett. Despite Shotzi not being dressed to Wrestle and a broken Ulna set in cast, Salina Dela Renta made a match for tonight.

Starting tonight is the tradition. The Opera Cup will see A joint Tournament of the league, CMLL and New Japan this year. After the disrespect shown by Ikuro Kwan for months, Mistico will face "The Concrete Dragon" in a first round qualifier. In another, The only double world champion in MLW's history, Satoshi Kojima will face Bobby Fish, but how will Bobby be after the Implosion of the Rogue Horseman?

Was there something else that happened?

Oh yeah....THAT!

As for the championships, we have new tag champions as Cesar's Surprise for Los Predatores was MSL's two Bulls in Donovan Dijak and Bishop Dyer. And despite Matthew Justice sticking his nose into making Hammerstone Title match into a three way,  Ultimo Guerrero lives to hot-dog another day!  Hammerstone after the match called his spot  against Matthew Justice and The world champion, Matt Riddle. 

Speaking of Matt Riddle, the world champion put over but still Defeated the over-rated Broken down Trampoline cowboy from Japan not named Ibushi or Okada, but Kenta. However, damage maybe done to Riddle's Legs.

Filmed as the Dark Matches of Summer of The Beasts back in June, this is Blood and Thunder.

Duran falling run down tonight's card.  Then Salina announces the Middleweight title will have a Champion at Fightland next month.

Starting Proceedings was Six man scramble match; Mads Kruger, Mr Thomas, Matthew Justice, Okamura, CW Anderson and Ariel Dominguez, who should be renamed as "The Human Lawn-Dart", Because He was passed like A change-basket During Mass! This was One fall to a finish, (LAAAZY BOOKING!) And A way to Continue to Rehab Krule as not being the Stupidest Big-man in wrestling since Abyss. What I didn't like is MLW went for a break a minute before the Finish. Krule Won, But this won't be last Time we see Krule, which is Ironic in the closing minutes of this show

Salina and Cesar get A Lucha key from El Gato, Meaning they will have to Go to El Gato's Plantation in a Tequila advert dressed as an Angle In the next few months. 

Neon vs Paul London in a Lightning match Ended in a 10 minute draw. Are we really going down the road of a Heel Paul London vs Paul Walter Hauser? Who wants to see that? especially if Naked Gun is in The Oscar Chase next year? Speaking of Hauser.....

Somewhere in Mexico, Paul Walter Hauser and some weird looking mark pretend to be Hunter S Thompson in two ads for El Gato's Tequila. 

Bishop Dyer vs Anthony Greene Opera Cup qualifying match 1. If you thought Anthony Greene was going to win against The Possum King, Get some Help!

World's Heavyweight championship match Matt Riddle versus Donovan Dijak Didn't happen, As Contra attacked Riddle backstage, So out Comes Krule with a Ref and the Title Shot Briefcase, But Once again, Dijak Kicks the briefcase into the head of Krule. The match is Thrown out! NO CONTEST!

Dijak and Krule Fight backstage, This will Continue for the rest of the show.

Qualifying match 2 Satoshi Kojima vs Bobby Fish. At this point, since I watched this live, And I live in Ireland so this 4am, so I was getting Fatigued, because I've seen these two in some variation or another for nearly a year now! A Good Solid match! Kojima wins with the Trademark LARIOT-O! After the match, the Crowd threw Bread and Okamura came in with a Peace offering of Donuts for his friend, but it did look like, Okamura was waiting for Kojima to turn his back during the promo to attack him. One can only wonder! 

Shotzi vs Ava Everett. I'm sorry but I Didn't pay attention to this match, It does look like, Shotzi after her Tenure at wwe, has stopped wanting to sell Toys and focus on Wrestling. And Ava is the best one to do it against. It's just a shame I was Fighting Sleep at his point!

Qualifying match 3. Ikuro Kwan vs Mistico. The Big Blowoff before Mistico left to Settle Things with MJF in CMLL and Despite Losing This match with Mistico, Kwan next month has the chance to Legitimize his claim to the title, as he will face The Uncrowned Challenger to this point, Templario next month in Dallas at Fightland.

Dijak supposedly drops Krule to his death, but noone sees him fall. MLW didn't do a Hulk Hogan tribute by Name, But Here they are recreating the Time Hogan "Dropped" The Giant to his "Death", only without Monster Trucks!

Well That's it!

Next Month, we see what will be a Dumpster Fire in the City of Lights, as John Cena faces L***n P**l as one of it's marquee matches.

NO REALLY!

TASTE TEST 2K25: TAYTO THAI RINGS FLAVOUR POTATO CRISPS

 Hello Everyone!

Brand new Taste Test while you wait for Blood and Thunder in 2 weeks. Tayto is back with the third year of Tayto's Corn Snacks transformed into A potato crisp. Following the Road set by Meanies two years ago and mighty munch last year, now in 2025. Thai Rings gets it's Turn.

TAYTO THAI RINGS POTATO CRISPS 

Package Colour: Pitch black with Mr Tayto standing behind logo with an Oriental Dragon beside him. The bottom of the packaging is blue to harken back to The original Cheese and Onion.

Flavour: As Vague as it Comes,  "Oriental Spices" Flavoured Potato Crisps. Flavoured after the Ring Shaped Corn Snacks originally made by Perry.

Taste: Opening the Bag, the Spices waft towards my nose and it's a pleasant warm smell. Taking a bite,  I notice the crisps are not uniform. Those with Specks of spice are lightly flavoured, while those completely tanned with Spice rub have an overwhelming amount of Heat! This inconsistency inadvertently solves the problem Mighty Munch had just 12 months ago: the further I went down the bag of those last year, the spicier and unbearable the crisps got. Not this time. Maybe by luck, perhaps by Transit and Settling, but definitely not by design, But this year's flavour is delicious, even if it's still vague on what exactly makes this "Thai"!

Thank you for Reading! I'll be In two weeks to Cover MLW Blood and Thunder as Normal Services resume. Over at boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com my film review site my latest review is Kinda Pregnant with Leave the World behind being up on August 1st. Don't miss that!

WWE EVOLUTION 2025: I CAN'T GET NO STRATTON-FACTION!

 Video package of women who should be here in the Battle Royale, but aren't.

Joe Tessatore is joined by Stephanie Mcmahon and she just feels like the Old Man, in a way that feels like she had the assistant give her notes that she memorised between matches.

No female commentary.  You'd think they'd try. 

Wwe intercontinental women's championship. Bayley vs The Crazy Bird Lady and Becky Lynch. A few "Becky Hogan" signs in the crowd. Bayley got the crowd hyped and then popped Theatre Kid in the mouth, which caused her to slide out the ring until it was her cue. TRIPLE THREAT, NO ELIMINATIONS, ONE FALL TO A FINISH, LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! Finish was Becky kicking her Leg out of her leg, I mean rolling up Bayley, out of her roll-up!

RINGSIDE At this ple, Rocky's Daughter, Mark Henry, Ivory, Jazz, Madusa, Leilani Kai, Maris, Torrie Wilson, Melina Perez, Molly and F**KING VICKI GUERRERO! They flew her out to scream "Excuse me" I hope they delay her flight again (if you know, you know!)

You're telling me That noone saw it coming, that Blake Monroe, the Heel who dresses like a Str**per, was going to cheat Jordyn Grace, by joining Fatal Influence the Heel Group who dress like Str**pers. Really?

FOUR TEAMS. NO ELIMINATIONS.  ONE FALL TO A FINISH. MORE LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! Judgement day retained!

Next was a treat, which sad to say due to Storms overnight, messed with Netfix at this match. But I did go back and watch it later and I was impressed with Trish and Tiffany having a competitive match, which to be honest when wwe just fills secondary events with nothing but multi person matches, the one on one matches are always what I look forward to. Tiffany had to fight to retain again the Hall of Famer, who has not had a title shot for 18 years. But sadly Trish Breaking her own Record to hold the belt an eighth time would not come to pass, but the crowd did let Trish have a moment after the match.

Garbage match for the Women with Bianca Bel-Air as referee. Match was made because Naomi had Money in the Bank so to lose in long standing feud is understandable.  But I'm sick of Garbage matches! MLW can be blamed for that! Finish was the Jaded through a table from the top rope. The story was the facial expressions on Bianca raising Jade's hand. It looked like she felt sorry for Naomi. Boy will that bite her later this week in Smackdown.

Everyone get in here battle royal for a women's title shot at Clash in Paris. Everyone who was not in a match, or ringside was in this match. Namely Nikki Bella, Chelsea Green, Alba Fyre, Piper Niven, Nattie, Maxine Dupri, Jayda Parker, Lash Legend, J-Lola Vice and her big A*s!, Zelina Vega, Kelani Jordan, Tatum Paxley, Izzy Dame, B-Fab, Ivy Nile, Mrs SameFace, Potato Jax, Stephanie Vaquer and Giula, no surprises.  

Stephanie Vaquer is the number one contender for one of the women's belts at Clash in Paris in August/September. 

And now our main event. Raw women's championship. Rhea Ripley vs the champion. Iyo Sky. A feeling out process to start, as the narrative is Rhea has never won against Iyo one on one.  Headlock takeover leapfrog and Iyo taunts that she is in her head.  On the outside, Rhea Attempted an Electric Chair Drop, but Sky hits an Asai Moonsault. Tiger Feint Knee. Iyo was later whipped hard into the barrier and then Flung in the ring like a Carcass.  Abdominal Stretch by  "The Destructor", but Iyo stands up to reduce the pain and pressure. Spike DDT and the Japanese champion celebrates like she won the lotto! Cassadora countered into a Powerbomb.  Rhea grabs Iyo's legs to counter a Moonsault. But a razors edge and sit out powerbomb contains the Threat for now. Riptide countered into a Sleeper, but Sky is Driven into the corner to break free. Iyo kicks  referee Jessica Carr who takes a bump. Rhea  pins but there is no ref, the match becomes Chaos as they fight in the crowd. Iyo Crossbodies Ripley from 20 feet, back at Ringside Rhea is thrown rib first into the announcer table. Ref is back in, Moonsault only gets two.  Super Riptide that becomes a Spanish Fly that takes both women out.That when Naomi comes In!

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE WOMEN CHAMPIONSHIP!

Rhea is tossed out unceremoniously and Iyo eats a split legged Moonsault. And we have a new Champion.

WINNER AND NEW WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPION: Naomi. 

A quick review from me this time. I'm afraid my usual Internet provider is on holiday so I'm using a library computer and my phone to get this out. Things will be back to normal by Thursday the 17th of July. 

DOUBLE FEATURE: WWE/AAA WORLDS COLLIDE & MLW WAR CHAMBER

 PART ONE WORLD'S COLLIDE: SOMEWHERE IN KENTUCKY, JIM CORNETTE IS SCREAMING!

Live from LA, hours from MITB, it's WWE/AAA World's Collide. 

We open with The Executives from wwe and AAA. Maripol Pena looks like shes about to talk to The manager. Shawn Micheal's was there with his one good eye on the prize.

Okay, all the good critiques first, having Konnan on commentary,  was a good idea, since wwe fans would not know who these people are. We also had video packages on the history of AAA. (JUST DON'T GOOGLE ART BARR) But this show with it's many tag and multi person matches felt like get as much people in here as possible.

Case in point, The LuchaFaces-Dragon Lee and Cruz Del Toro and the Returning Lince Dorado, who looks like it's a one night deal versus Aerostar, Octogon Jr and.....Some Comedy Jackass called Mister Iguana. Aerostar and Octogon, I've seem before in MLW and I was impressed. This Iguana Putz, like Santino uses a Puppet that guys have to sell Offence for. It was ridiculous! With that said Del Toro showed great offence despite the AAA winning. Finish was Octogon hitting a Top Rope Spanish Fly. Dirty Dom Challenges octogon to a match later tonight at money  at Mitb.

Second match, Two Biker Moms vs Stephanie Vaquer and the J-Lola Vice. Seriously without her big A*s, what has she got really? The two biker moms work stiff, but they were trained by men, so it wasn't their fault. Wwe won. Vaquer can take those hits, but J-Lola Vice? Watch her face and her T*ts, that's how she makes her livings!

The Luchajobbers vs Literal indie Clowns. Another tag match and after 2 tag matches already a third overstayed it's welcome. Despite teasing decention in the ranks, The Luchajobbers Won.

Four way North American championship match. ONE FALL TO A FINISH. NO ELIMINATIONS. LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! If you wanted Flippies and Dippies on this show, this had it in spades. At this point I knew, wwe wasn't going to let Any talent, AAA or otherwise, to take the belt off All Eejit Julian The Green Screen Karate Man.

What Does Chad Gable have to do to finally get out of the midcard? Pulling Double duty last night and getting nowhere, despite carrying a Trampoline Cowboy like Viking-Oh to basic levels of compentcy. Even breaking out a middle rope Powerbomb, it wasn't even enough.  If you thought wwe not dropping their belt was a dead cert, by now you knew what side the bread was buttered. Vikingo won after a stiff 630 splash. Now to focus on the mlw show the next day.

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Part 2-MLW WAR CHAMBER: SOMEHOW, AN IGUANA PUPPET WAS NOT THE MOST STUPID THING I SAW IN A WRESTLING RING THIS WEEKEND!

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-UPDATE IN CAPITALS 

World's: Matt Riddle 

Openweight: Ultimo Guerrero 

MIDDLEWEIGHT: VACATED, BELT CURRENTLY STOLEN BY IKURO KWAN 

Tag Los Predatores: (Magnus and Rugido)

Featherweight; Shoko Nakajima 

We start already in the Ring With Monsieur Saint Laurent, calling out the World Champion Matt Riddle. Riddle with what little Braincells he has being friends with Mary-Jane, falls for the trap and is attacked...Not by any of the World Titans, But by Contra's Babathunder. Krule tries to cash in once again his Legally Distinct Money In the Bank. But Tom Lawlor comes out to save his Partner. Out comes the President Cesar Duran who makes a Chicago Street Between Contra and The Filthy Bros...RIGHT NOW! 

Chicago Street Fight-GARBAGE MATCH DOTCOM DOTORG NO NOTES!....Well actually Dijak interfered in the match and Took out Matt Riddle without Krule noticing and he was angry with the tainted Win on the champion.

Promo with Ikuro Kwan and the stolen belt.

Kruger attacks Dijak backstage.

Lightning match Ariel Dominguez vs Myron Reed, Let's not act like this is a not direct jab to WWE Speed! With that said, A 3 MINUTE Format Suits the 3 middleweights, and I think The Lightning Match should be the Standard! Myron won with a Splash and after the match, he once again admonishes Kwan for stealing the belt. 

Backstage Bomaye, London and Matt Justice. Paul London says he's gonna tear off Someone's N*ts and Eat them!

Backstage in Cesar's Office, Salina is made C.O.O. Los Predatores, Annoyed they are not on the show tonight, want a match at Summer of The Beasts. Cesar books that match but it'll be a Mystery Team.

Speaking of Surprises a Washed up Japanese Guy called Kenta who thought he was bigger than WWE Gets a title shot he Doesn't Deserve! Again, If you missed the comment I Put on my Rest of the Year Schedule, I Have cancelled the Review of Summer Of The Beasts in lieu of a Medical Check-up! I Will watch the show casually and it's place I will review Evolution in July Instead! 

Los Panthers vs COZYMAX Ended in a Count out When Kojima and Okamura came to blows, Disbanding the team. This felt this was a long time coming, given Okamura was presenting himself as heelish.

Alex Hammerstone wants Ultimo Guerrero at "Battle at the Beasts"

....

Brock Anderson shows the camera his stitches. He'll get his REVENGE On Matthew Justice in War Chamber in the Main Event.

Now that Janai Kai is no longer working for MLW, can we just Disband the Division? Especially when Joe Drombroski confirms the champion isn't a 5 foot Joke Wrestler Schoolgirl who thinks she's Godzilla...She's a FOUR FOOT ELEVEN INCH JOKE WRESTLER SCHOOLGIRL WHO THINKS SHE'S GODZILLA! And by beating Delmi Exo fairly a second time, She living in Delmi's mind Rent Free. She's that Small!

WHY? WHY? WHY WOULD YOU SPLIT UP THE ROGUE HORSEMAN? WHY WOULD YOU SPLIT UP THE ONE THING THAT MADE THIS SHOW INTERESTING? After another Garbage cage match, Brett Ryan Gosleen shown his frustration and took out on his Stablemates. In turn The Andersons Took out BRG To end the show. Still BRG, If you are angry all you have to do Be like Alex Kane and Suplex An Obvious Jobber posing as a fake Cameraman!

And That's The Double Feature...To Be Honest, That's what I Really was Expecting. I'm getting Burnt Out on Wrestling Earlier than Usual, and Having a Women's PPV to Make people Ignore the Fact, Only 4 women will be on the plane to Saudi Arabia for Night Of Champions. The Next review will be Evolution Next Month, After Reviewing the Reader's Poll Winner On the 1st of July, Though i am still expecting a Draft before the Saudi Show to take place!

Until Then This Is Eamonn Bermingham Signing off! 

Major League Wrestling Azteca Lucha 2025: C-M-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS!

 List of Champions-Update after both Battle Riot and CMLL Vs MLW-UPDATES IN CAPITALS!

World's: Matt Riddle 

OPENWEIGHT :ULTIMO GUERRERO 

MIDDLEWEIGHT: VACATED, CURRENTLY STOLEN!

TAG:RUGIDO & MAGNUS 

FEATHERWEIGHT: SHOKO NAKAJIMA 

PREVIOUSLY IN MLW....AND BEHIND CMLL'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL PAYWALL!

Against all Odds, Matt Riddle retained the worlds title against Friend and Foe, upstarts and legends alike. And is the only champion who has retained their belt to this point.

At Battle Riot, to instigate a fake Shakeup in the women's division, we have a new champion of Shoko Nakajima, a Petite Japanese that is nicknamed Big Kaiju for a rib!

Also at the Riot, Mistico vacated the Middleweight belt, and was attacked by Contra's Ikuro Kwan. 

But that bring us to a collaboration show with Mexico's CMLL, Which they think we going to pay money to see 30 something Matthew Justice lose the belt to 50 something Ultimo Guerrero. 

The tag belts were not save, as a less than cohesive COZYMAX,  were both pinned by the team now calling themselves Los Predatores "The Predators".

And we opening with the new Tag team championship, in a CMLL Showcase, tonight all matches with CMLL talent is contested under Lucha Rules: Tags are made by partners entering the ring then tagging with the hand, Count outs are now up to the count of 20.

So here is our first real look at Rugido ("Roar"), we've seen him in Battle Riots before but not In a real match setting. His mask is teddy bear shaped. The Panther Brothers are two jacked muscle heads but they are also technically sound, they are no Gymnasts,  though there was enough Flippies and Dippies the whole show. This match was good. It seems like The Panther Brothers were going to win, but Rugido punched Blue Panther Jr in the love spuds.

After the match, Blue Panther demands a rematch, Back in Mexico. The heels pretend not to understand Spanish, and attack the faces with a Cheapshot.

Backstage, Selina and Cesar shill El Gato tequila and welcomes back Mistico, Templario encounters him, Cesar tells Them both save it for the main event tonight. Jesus Rodriguez comes in panicked, and tells the Durans that contra are assaulting security,  so with Dutch Courage, they leave and we don't see them for the rest of the show.

Alex Hammerstone vs Satoshi Kojima. Kojima spent the entire match being downtrodden and confused, not the Kojima with the new lust of life, he's had for a year now. Still I must commend Kojima for still having competitive matches at his age. Given we have an old champion who hot-dogs through out his partners entrance and through his matches. Hammerstone won with the Nightmare Pendulum.

Squash Match-Azteca Guard #13 vs The Returning Myron Reed, Reed who jumped the Guardrail, Gave the Masked Putz a Cutter and then cut a Babyface Promo about the state of the middleweight division. Saying that the fact there is no real champion right now is an "Injustice"

Trailer for the Naked Gun remake, Which Paul Walther Hauser is Co-starring in!

Lucha tag match between Maya Guerrero & Surprise Fan Favourite, AEW'S Hechicero vs Esfinge and Atlantis Sr. And what can i say about this Match that I haven't all ready said about these guys? You see one Flip, You've seen them all! Esfinge and Atlantis Won.

Backstage, The Rogue Horsemen, Despite their best intentions, BRG Challenges Bombaye, London and Justice to War Chamber, which is the same day as World's Collide/Money In the Bank. So because mlw shows are only 2 hours and change, I've only decided to review NXT/AAA and MLW. And to those out there who are reviewing all 3 shows and 8 hours....

(YOU HAVE MY UPMOST RESPECT!)

Triple threat Lucha match for the Openweight championship. And who is the Babyface! It's not Powder Biologicalo, He's a Heel, It's not Zandokan jr, aka Zteve the Pirate, the People are Reacting to the Broken down Grandpa Hotdogging every 5 seconds. And that was this match, Indie J**k-offs Circlej**king themselves with Preening and Doing the worm and excessive Hot-dogging! Ultimo Guerrero Won! and So did the crowd, and what did he do when he won, More Hotdogging!

Hammerstone ringside interview, With EL PERITO CALIENTE (That's Hotdog in spanish!) still in the ring, He grabs an American flag from a fan and drapes it over his shoulders so the CMLL Groupies Can boo him, Alex Challenges for the Belt, Ultimo leaves the ring to shout at his new challenger but Hammersone throws the flag in Ultimo's Face and steals to belt to deck him.

SHITZI BLACKFART RETURNS TO MLW. That'll bump up the steady mlw roster to.......Four.....We'll have, not counting any partnerships.....FOUR FULLTIME WOMEN!

Matt Riddle vs Dijak for the World's Title. Riddle was uncharacteristically serious. But against Dijak, That's fair. Riddle also has to keep Mads Krule Kruger in the back of his mind also, As He has the Gravity Gamble Briefcase, which he tried to cash in if only Tom Lawlor wasn't there as an insurance policy against MSL. With Dijak Distraced Matt Riddle put him in a crossface. Matt Riddle retains.

And So to our Main event- The triple threat for the vacated Middleweight championship. Templario vs the Now Medically Cleared Former champion Mistico vs the Man who stole the Belt, Ikuro Kwan. And this was Triple threat, No eliminations, One Fall to a finish, 20 Count Lucha Rules, LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! Typical Modern Multiman match where one gets knocked out of the ring and the other Flashy Move-Doers 2 Do Flashy Moves to each other, until the other guy comes In on his cue to throw another go out so a new pair do their Set-Dance! And after all that, Mistico Regains the belt, Like nothing happened! But something Did Happen Ikuro Kwan who was not Pinned Attacked the new Champion and not only Stolen the Belt again, But ripped Mistico's Mask of for Atomic levels of Heat!

List of Champions-Changes in Capitals

World's Matt Riddle Openweight Ultimo Guerrero 

MIDDLEWEIGHT: OFFICALLY MISTICO, BELT CURRENTLY STOLEN BY IKURO KWAN

Tag: Los Predatores (Rugido and Magnus)

Featherweight: Shoko Nakajima 

AN ATTEMPT TO ANNOUNCE THE REST OF THE YEAR'S SCHEDULE!

 Well....Night 2 of mania was underwhelming, wasn't it?

So it looks like I have to ride my own wave of Excitement, By Attempting to Announce my Whole Schedule for the rest of the year. Because of Health and Family Reasons, I hold the right to Cancel anything on this schedule Outright if I have to.

ESTIMATED SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS FOR THE REST OF 2025

• May- MLW AZTECA LUCHA
• Sometime in May/June-WWE DRAFT
• June 9th-NXT/AAA: World's Collide (AND ONLY WORLD'S COLLIDE!)
• 28th of June-Summer of the Beasts
• September 2nd-Clash in Paris
• September 15th-Fightland
• October 6-Slaughterhouse
• October-Currently Unnamed Australian PLE
• Every month: one or more MLW SPECIALS

PROBLEM SOLVING TEXT

So...You might be wondering why I'm reviewing World's Collide and Not also Money In the Bank which is the same Night. For one reason.

Curiosity.

I Want to see how wwe produces Lucha Libre, how the Outlaw style will be like under the wwe regime. This will be the first time REAL PEOPLE NOT CALLED UNCLE DAVE MELTY-HEAD! Will see Viking-OH ET AL. So i want to see what they can really Do.

THE 600TH POST!

The speed that I have being releasing Posts since the 500th post 2 years ago has being Phenomenal! I Have no idea what PPV Will be on the horizon when i reach 599-But on the launch of the 600th post, I WILL CLOSE THE POST WITH A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

THEME MONTH

I Have an Idea for A theme Month, but It's Contingent on Smash 6 Getting announced. No Smash 6, No Theme Month-SORRY!

ESTIMATED SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

TICKET TO HELL-THE 299TH AND 300TH POST: BLACK ADAM

The Ending to the 2 Deaths of E Storyline is so big, It Might Not even be just 2 parts!

• ALL OF APRIL AND MAY- 299TH AND 300TH POSTS (MAYBE MORE!) TICKET TO HELL: BLACK ADAM!

TWITTER POLLS

In the Months were I will miss out on WWE Shows Due to health, I Will conduct my second, third and Fourth Twitter Polls to find out what YOU! Want me to Review. I will Give you 4 choices at the end of the final Black Adam review, and the 3 that are not chosen get added to the next poll with a new Choice.

• JUNE: A QUIET PLACE: ZERO HOUR
• JULY: VIEWERS CHOICE 2 WINNER
• AUGUST: VIEWER'S CHOICE 3 WINNER
• SEPTEMBER: GHOSTBUSTERS 5
• OCTOBER: HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (TBA)
• NOVEMBER: THE ROOM
• DECEMBER: TRANSFORMERS ONE!

That is a Solid Schedule, I'm proud of it.....

Let's see How much I can get It Done! And hope Smash 6 gets announced for Switch 2! Because the Smash Tier List Idea I have could easily be Stolen.

Any Changes (And I'm expecting them to happen!) will be announced on here and the post linking to that announcement will be pinned on my Twitter now X Account, @RealEnli.

WRESTLEMANIA 41: UNFORTUNATELY USO!

 Opening package, and if I can make an Observation, the show didn't open with National anthem. Probably because of all the Global Strife. It was The same last night too.

Show opens with That DJ who bought his way into being a wasted slot in a fighting game, but then The show began proper. 

World's Heavyweight championship, opened the show, given the perceived lack of faith they have with Jey Uso. Uso came through the crowd with flag bearers and cheerleaders, but was uncharacteristically reposed. But small wonder given the challenge he was about to face. Gunther came to the ring with no pageantry. But he doesn't need it. The match started with a Stare down.  Collar and Elbow tie-up, ends in the corner,  where Gunther hits Uso with the chop. But it's Jey who gets the first knockdown,  causing the champion to take a powder. Back in Uso hits a body slam, but Gunther catches Uso on the top rope and chops him, sending him out. Back in with European uppercuts and chops by the world champion. A hard Irish whip gives Jey the momentum he needed to turn this match around, as he hits a spear, but it looked like it was all over with a powerbomb and a very near pin fall. Gunther annoyed by his persistent challenger, storms away with the belt in protest, but it's a trap, as Uso tried to Tope Suicida, but got smashed in the face woth the Title! Sleeper on Jey which got the crowd chanting Yeet! Gunther goes back to the chops,  but Jey is laughing it off! German Suplex by Jey to counter another attempt of a sleeper. Jey pulls moves out of Gunther's playbook with a powerbomb. Super kick and a spear, and not one but three Uso Splashes, jey chokes Out Gunther with his own sleeper. 

WINNER AND NEW WORLD'S CHAMPION: MAIN EVENT JEY USO.

The New Day are the new champions after beating the War Raiders in a flat match.

Naomi Did a carry job for Jade, as expected. 

We have a new US Champion after what was match of the night. L.A. Knight lost the belt to a very game Jacob Fatu.

Rey Mysterio wasn't medically cleared, so Rey Fenix faced Chad Gable's new Embarrassing Gimmick. And this match was terrible, no fault on Gable. (That Reverse 450 splash was great.) Nor was it The fault of Fenix, terrible worker he can be, no it's the booking and the Gimmick of Grand Americano. The world in the state it's in doesn't need it.

World Charlotte Championship. OOF! Tiffy and Lotty, and I'm calling them childish names because they went into business for themselves and didn't play ball or Play nice. Tiffany aka Mini-Charlotte retains

Hall of fame inductees: Michelle McTaker in the Hall fame with her husband and meal ticket. I mean what's the connection? (Yes that was a reference to a twitter thread caused by "Hurricane " Shane Helms.)

The new "Immortal Moment" seemingly replacing the Warrior award, saw Bret Hart and Steve Austin,  re-inducted for their I quit match at wrestlemania 13.

And to cap off Night one, the emotional roller coaster ride of a triple threat was meant to finish...but my God, what a finish. 

Punk rolls out the ring at the sound of the bell, to converse with Paul Heyman. Rollins tries to bend Roman's Ear, but the Tribal Chief is not having it and Slaps Seth. And all three are back in the ring, as Paul looks on All Distraught. Punk and Rollins destroy the CRIME water display. Double DDT by Punk, followed by the Macho Elbow. Spear into the GTS On Roman, who fights out of it. Front T-Bone Suplex by Punk, the set up for the Anaconda Vice. Seth saves the match with a frog splash. Buckle bomb Seth's opponents. Spear by Roman countered into Seth's Pedigree. Curb Stomp only gets 2. C M Punk powerbombed through the announce table. Rollins Speared, Guillotine choke by Reigns. Rollins puts Punk in a sharpshooter .

Guillotine on Rollins, who counters into a Suplex. Stomp by Punk, GTS. And still it continues!  Everyone is Down. Paul has a steel chair to aid Punk...BUT ITS A SETUP! Paul low blows Punk and sides with Roman....BUT ITS NOT A SETUP! ITS A DOUBLE BLUFF!

Paul Heyman has just sided with the winner of the match, Seth Rollins! 

Standby for Night two.

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They cooked too early last night, as they always do! 

What we were left with was this!

Unlike the main event of night one, This triple threat was not intricate or intriguing. It was 3 Girls, One fall to a finish, LAAAAZZZZY BOOKING. Apart from not making Iyo Sky a putz, Bianca embraced playing the heel, before going full heel, but this was move doers doing moves. Sky retained. And you know what? She needed to. It was The right decision. 

After a whole year, Drew McIntyre finally took the monkey off his back. It was a Garbage match, true, but Glad for Drew.

Not learning from the three Girl Lazy Booking, we have a 4 man LAAAAAZZZZY BOOKING....And is there any other Wrestler on the wwe roster, who has meant less than Finn Balor? Cause in point he he took the pin, and shocked of shocks, the crowd turned Dominik Mysterio face! Bron Breakker and Penthouse also ran.

Randy Orton issued a Open challenge, since Kevin Owens is out with an injury. And his opponent appeared....because they said his name! Tna World's champion, Joe Hendry is at wrestlemania....and only got a few moves in...which is an improvement to how wwe use to do things with other companies. 

AJ styles vs Loga....

Woman's Raw Tag match. Bailey was reported to be injured, But it was done to contrive an Irish Dream team of Lyra Valkyria and the return of The Man, Becky Lynch, who took the belts from Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez. 

Undisputed championship match: Cody Rhodes vs John Cena. After hours of this Crowd sitting on their hands all-night, they finally got vocal for anything that wasn't a surprise entrance. The match starts with a Staring contest. But a shoulder barge by Cody starts the Match. But Cena is having none of it, as he leaves the ring to sulk. Suicide dive by Cody. Cena slows the pace as the match comes back in to a halt with a few big clothesline. Pinfall gets only 2. Sleeper hold as the crowd chants "You Can't Wrestle". Sidewalk Slam. Poke in the eyes, ref didn't see it! Tornado DDT. Five moves of Doom leads to the Attitude Adjustment. Only a two count. Cody may retain....If it wasn't for the Nobody in Europe how tried to hit Cody with a Rolex, (They got him, but not Rock The Dwayne?) Travis Scott is taken out, but Cody is left wide open to a low blow. A belt shot a blown nose, and Cena has broken the Record of 17 title Reigns....IF it wasn't for the fact wwe RUINED THE FINISH BY ANNOUNCING JOHN CENA WILL APPEAR ON THE AUSTRALIAN TOUR'S PPV IN OCTOBER!

Well, that's it! Tomorrow I will have my Schedule up here...and it's not a summer update...it's the entire update for the rest of the year!

Wrestlemania 41 predictions

 It's being a while since I've done a predictions Post mainly due to the fact wwe does PLE's Mostly on Saturdays now, So imagine my Surprise on Saturday Morning when the commentators Ran through the FINAL Card for a show  in a weeks time! This must be all we are Getting! 

So here is the Disclaimer:

ALL MATCHES SUBJECT TO CHANGE

NIGHT ONE OF WRESTLEMANIA 41 CONFIRMED MATCHES

ALL MATCHES ARE WRITEN IN DESCENDING IMPORTANCE, FOR EXAMPLE, THE ORDER GOES, MALE WORLD'S TITLE-FEMALE WORLD TITLE, MEN'S SECONDARY TITLE, WOMEN'S SECONDARY TITLE, TAG, NON TITLE MATCH. AND SHOULD NOT BE READ AS THE ORDER OF THE PREMIUM LIVE EVENT!

RAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

GUNTHER (C) VS JEY USO

You can sell as many t-shirts as you want, It doesn't mean Jey Uso is ready to be the World champion! And Stumbling in promos and in the Ring Proves that! I think This might be the biggest mistake the Levesque-McMahon Era will ever Make and we as fans are powerless to stop it!

Money on: Unfortunately Uso! (I think I may name the results that!)

WORLD CHARLOTTE DIVISION

CHARLOTTE VS MINI-CHARLOTTE

If this match is going to be like the promo they had last week expect this to be every bit the trainwreck!

Money on: THIS TO SUCK!

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

LA KNIGHT (C) VS JACOB FATU

Could this be the sleeper hit of the night? One state over in Nevada, Could the Californian "Megastar" retain the title from the hands of the Unpredictable Samoan Werewolf? What is a sure Bet is The Bloodline will be in Fatu's Corner. But With Solo Not on the Card. How Does he take this slight Against him?

Money On: Too close to call!

RAW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

THE WAR RAIDERS (C) VS THE NEW DAY

Gone are the Silly Gimmicks and both teams are better for it, with The New Day Transformed into Bitter shells of themselves. Expect Big E to get his long deserved receipt after that Great promo back earlier this year.

Money on: Raw Raiders after distraction by Big E.

THE MAIN EVENT OF NIGHT ONE!

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

CM PUNK VS ROMAN REIGNS VS SETH "FRANKLIN" ROLLINS

For once, a triple threat match is not Laaaaazy Booking, but a masterful main event with so many Moving parts and Dynamics. Seth Sees Punk as a "Cancer", He hates Roman for trusting him at Survivor Series and Won't stop serving the Tribal Chief Crow at every turn, Punk has called in the favour from Paul Heyman which at first was believed to be the main event spot clause put in the contract, but it's in fact having Paul in his corner. Roman would disrespect his Wiseman and it has drove a wedge between them. The Intrigue is there, Now how to capitalize on it?

MONEY ON: THE MOST SHOCKING OUTCOME IS ONE NOONE EXPECTS: SETH WINS WITH ASSIST BY PAUL HEYMAN!

REY MYSTERIO VS EL DEFINATLIO NOT SENOR CARLOS GABLE!

I don't think Triple H is the saviour of Wrestling You all think he is! And Rey? You voted for this! You Normalized White men insulting your Heritage because you are a Trump-Sucker!

NAOMI VS JADE CARGILL

Chiropractors are on standby for the painful carrying Job Naomi has to do to get something out of Jane!

MONEY ON: JANE!

CONFIRMED MATCHES FOR NIGHT 2

WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP

JOHN CENA VS CODY RHODES (C)

After a masterclass of promo giving in London, where both challenger and champion flipped the crowd twice, We are expecting all Time classic! But there is one four question on everyone's lips....

WHERE IS THE ROCK?

Money on: I'm expecting a Screwy finish. As we all know Kevin Owens vs Randy Orton was scheduled but Owens suffered an Injury and will be out! With No match and no reason not to skip the event, Orton may have his ear turned by the Corporate champion the Rock, Either attacking Rhodes to have him lose or after to start a feud!

THREEWAY LAAZZZZZZZZY BOOKING FOR THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TITLE

BIANCA BELAIR VS IYO SKY (c) VS RHEA RIPLEY

Unlike the main event for night 2, this triple threat has been less than masterful. The world champion every week gets Slapped and made to look like a putz! The only thing that would make this match better if Naomi interferes for Bianca and she turns heel. In fact...

MONEY ON: BIANCA

 FOUR WAY LAAZZZZZZZZY BOOKING FOR THE IC CHAMPIONSHIP!

BRON BREAKKER (C) VS FINN BALOR VS PENTA VS DOMINIK MYSTERIO.

Has Finn Balor really been this diminished to be in a match like this? Bron has his work cut out for him if he has to try and get a good match out of not only Dom, but Ole' Penthouse! 

MONEY ON: Roll-up shenanigans by the Judgement Day!

WOMEN'S TAG CHAMPIONSHIP

CHICKEN WAITRESS AND RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ (C) VS....I DUNNO.....BAYLEY.....AND THAT THEATRE KID COVERED IN FEATHERS WITH A WORTHLESS BELT.

You know your tag division is screwed, when 3 Former world champions are given something to do, and that something to do is make the division look like the jobbers they are?

Money on Who cares?

Speaking of Who cares...

The GAY? COMMUNITY VS The TRANS? COMMUNITY

AJ STYLES VS L***N P**L

I Won't even dignify this match with a response!

SIN CITY STREET FIGHT

DAMIAN PRIEST VS DREW MCINTYRE

Drew In his path to regain his life after last years Wrestlemania loss, Now is focused on a man who was front and centre for most of his downfall to this point, the man who snatched his title win from with the Money in the Bank Briefcase, his opponent on Sunday, Damien Priest. Both have interfering in each gaining big wins, and it's coming to ahead on night 2.

MONEY ON: DREW

And that is it!

Results will be up On Monday Morning Despite being a Bank Holiday, But a Direct link will be up via twitter the next day, so yes Analytics are already screwed due to Easter! And will happen again next year.

 

MLW BATTLE RIOT 7: FOCUS ON THE PYRO, WE HAVE PYRO!

 List of Champions-No Changes 

World's: Matt Riddle 

Openweight: Matthew Justice 

Middleweight: Mistico 

Tag: COZYMAX (Satoshi Kojima and Okamora)

Featherweight: Delmi Exo 

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING....

YOU DON'T CROSS THE BOSS....Not even a temporary one, as Matt Riddle will find out as tonight, he will put up his World's Title in the Battle Riot match, as per the edict by Eric Bischoff, forty men will Compete in a Battle Royal that is Unique in the wrestling world, a match were both Battle Royal and One fall Rules apply! The only thing Riddle has in his favour, is the luck of the draw, will he start the match at 1? Or will he have the easy defence of Being close to number 40 and a limited pool of foes to contend with?

We also have wrestlers from around the world,  As MLW's open door deal has brought us the young and talented Templario, who was going  to face Mistico for the Middleweight champion after the shock loss the Champion took in a tag match earlier this year. But sadly, Mistico was announced to have sustained an injury. While he will appear tonight, he will not compete and Templario's match is now a three-way. While we have other stars from south of the border, we also have broken down  trampoline cowboys and two JOOOOOSHEEEEE! NINTY POUND SCHOOLGIRL PRINCESSES! 

Opening segment, microphone picks up the producer shouting at the cameraman, for focusing on Jesus Rodriguez instead of the set's fireworks. Jesus introduces Cesar, who announces the return of Alexander Hammerstone, who will be in the Battle Riot later.

Austin Aries is back in MLW... And he's still a bitter little turnip eating man! 

Six man lucha match. Magnus, Barbario Cavarnario and Ultimo Guerrero vs Atlantis snr and Jr and a newly unmasked Star Jnr. Which is doing wonders for his career, as he's Mexican Fabio under that mask and the teeny poppers are catcalling him whenever he gesticulates to the crowd,which was 80 per cent of both lucha matches. Faces won.

Janai Kai, in her rehab to become top heel again, was feed a Japanese actress turned Wrestler, dressed like she was about to be a flower girl at a hippy wedding. 

Sessions with Saint Laurent, where the Portly Co founder and Legitimate promoter, Monsieur Saint Laurent, in a cast after Tom Lawlor broke his arm, interviewed him and his filthy bros Tag partner, the world's champion, Matt Riddle. MSL whines about his broken arm, but it's a trap! In the sling is a metal pipe. And MSL wails on Lawlor, as Dijak and the former Baron Corbin, Bishop Dyer, takes out the champ. 

Triple threat match, with Mistico and The House of Duran at ringside, watched Templario vs Hechicero vs Esfinge. And no Offence to fans of Esfinge, but he didn't belong in this match. Templario is the uncrowned number one contender and Hechicero is a great heel with a unique look. But this went from what could have been a good match to a move doer's convention, doing moves, (The finish was Templario tapping out Hechicero in an armbar combination that had looked phony)  to a complete afterthought when Mistico vacated his title, and it was stolen by Ikuro Kwan after he spat Red mist at Cesar.

We have a new Featherweight Champion....Shoko "Big Kaiju" Nakajima...a 5 foot, Outlaw, pudgy,  (So definitely not 90 pounds but still a Schoolgirl!) with furry gear and a Karen Haircut defeated Delmi Exo who looks like a Wrestler. This Shoko woman in her Kaiju Gimmick, has an entrance where she Tramples a cardboard city like Godzilla....and She got blown up by it! And THIS is your new champion? Just to contrive some shakeup In a 3 person division?

Battle Riot match for the World Championship 

#1 ALEX HAMMERSTONE

#2 THE FORMER JOBBER MAHAL RAJ DESHI

#3 ATLANTIS JR

Atlantis Came in to increase the pace of this match with big corner dropkicks to the two big men

#4 VIRUS

#5 JESUS RODRIGUEZ 

#6 STAR JR.

#7 ESFINGE

Esfinge sped out and did a Headscissors upon entry.

#8 IKURO KWAN

He came in, And Kicked everyone 

#9 BARBARIO CARBANARIO

He did a overcomplicated Suplex and then did the worm for no reason!

#10 BLUE PANTHER 

and the crowd loves this Indie Nobody Grandad! Everytime it looked like he was Going to be Eliminated, the crowd would react like Bambi's Mother was going to be shot!

#11 MAGNUS

Two cutters on Magnus Jnr, who is the first eliminated 

#12 BIG JUICY

Ikuro Kwan Submits and is eliminated, Followed by the top rope eliminations of Star, Bicarbonate Soda and Esfinge

#13 ULTIMO GUERRERO

#14 ATLANTIS

#15 HECHICERO

#16 OKAMURA 

Super Cozy cutter by the tag champion. Atlantis Submits

#17 ARIEL DOMINGUEZ 

The Smallest man in the ring nearly eliminates Raj Dhesi,

#18 MR THOMAS

The Fight Strategist Eliminated nearly all of the field-Okumura, Ultimo, Blue Panter, Magnus, Ariel, Hechicero, Jesus, Big Juicy and Jobber Me-Hole! Leaving Mr Thomas and Hammer left. Nightmare Pendulum Leaves both on the canvas.

#19 JOURNEY FATU

This is the debut of Jacob Fatu's Younger but certainly not Smaller Brother! Journey has 50 pounds on the Samoan Werewolf. Seeing a Fatu get up in his face, Hammer no doubt had Vietnam flashbacks to the Trilogy he had with Jacob.

#20 BOBBY FISH 

Mr Thomas Took out Fish with a Crossbody over the MIDDLE ROPE So he is not eliminated.

#21 CW ANDERSON

CW Comes in with a Wheelbrace (Read if American: Tire Iron) and swings at Thomas

#22 CHRIS ADONIS

Journey is eliminated

#23 PAUL WALTER HAUSER 

who comes in with a trolley full of weapons, which bites his in his sizable a*s when CW Uses his own pliers against him.

#24 BRG

Thomas leaves the ring again and attacks Gosseelin with a Kendo Stick

#25 MATT RIDDLE AND NOW THIS MATCH IS NOW FOR THE WORLD TITLE.

#26 BROCK ANDERSON

So the rogue Horsemen are in full number now. Mr Thomas is Eliminated but Continues to fight and interfere with the Rogue Horsemen.

#27 PAUL LONDON

Bobby Fish is eliminated by London, who attacks Mr Thomas for the assist to the elimination. Adonis is gone too!

#28 ALEX KANE 

Both Andersons and Hauser are eliminated but they join in on the brawl on the outside

#29 MATTHEW JUSTICE 

#30 KOJIMA

Matthew Justice is dumped into The shopping Trolley so no elimination. BRG IS NOT SO LUCKY!

#31 BISHOP DYER

The former Barren Foreskin eliminates London and Kane

#32 KUSHIDA 

#33 SHANE HASTE

Hauser takes out BRG In a table spot noone asked for!

#34 KRULE

He came in with a chainsaw! And everyone backed off, Except Justice with a WOODEN KENDO STICK! 

AGAINST A CHAINSAW!

WOULDN'T YOU KNOW WHO WON THE PONY, THE KENDO STICK BROKE! And Justice was elimimated, but Krule had to drop the chainsaw to do so which meant the referees quickly confiscated it! Hammer was next to be eliminated.

#35 TOM LAWLOR, Who was Limping heavily, due to attack of this man...

#36 DIJAK

#37 ANTONY GREENE

Dijak eliminated Kushida and Haste.

#38 TITUS ALEXANDER 

#39 DR DAX

#40 RVD

Krule is eliminated, Dijak and Dire Bitch are eliminated by having their Momentum used against them. Now that it's Van Damme and Riddle, they salute their "Smoking Culture" and Have a one on one style match. But the champ wants to finish this early, hitting the final flash knee, A Suplex and heading to the top rope for the moonsault. RVD Kicks out and rallies and does his greatest Hits collection. After Rolling Thunder, He loads up the champ for the Five Star Frog Splash. But Riddle Comes to his senses and throws out RVD For the win!

Winner, and still Champion: Matt Riddle 

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN CAPITALS!

World's: Matt Riddle 

Openweight: Matthew Justice 

MIDDLEWEIGHT: VACATED, CURRENTLY STOLEN!

Tag: COZYMAX (Satoshi Kojima and Okamora)

FEATHERWEIGHT: SHOKO NAKAJIMA

TASTE TEST 2K25: Eamonn reviews the REAL New Twister ( Twister Mallow)

 So....what else can I tell you but

Back in February, I Reviewed Twister Sour N Sweet, convinced it was the new flavour for Twister for this year.

It wasn't!

And here is why you are constantly behind the eight ball, when reviewing limited edition food every year.

As it stands here in Ireland,  Petrol Stations will only turn on their Soft serve Ice-cream machines in March. In kind,  ice cream vans will their make journeys at the same time. 

To that end, the Icecream companies would reveal their new products a month before, usually by a brand new Pricelist/Display with the new fare front and centre. 

OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE!

No Instead, they shadowdropped the new Magnums. In February, given how popular Chill and Euphoria were, they had slots to fill with new Product. 

Twister Mallow was not ready. So they gave the shops here More of the Twisters that were previously limited to bump up numbers and I fell for it. Until they supplied the new Pricelist this month.

And even then, there is still no Single Purchase version of Twister Mallow. I'm Reviewing the Multipack mini version. But I resolved a long time ago to Not give the People Exactly what they want, But to give them Something! As Such I'm reviewing 2 mini Twisters of the new flavour for a Equal experience but allowances of size and Number had to be made.

2 MINI TWISTER MALLOWS

Packaging: Clear Plastic

Calorie Count: Two 43 Calorie Mini Ice-pops eating in Quick Succession to Mimic eating a full sized Item!

Flavour: Vegan Pea Protein Marshmallow and Strawberry ice Spirals Entwine a Purple Grape Core.

Taste: Bizzare...In a Good way!

The Marshmallow, In conjunction with the Strawberry ice, when Thawed in the Mouth gives the illusion of a Strawberry Milkshake, which Then Yields into A punch of Purple Grape Which is oddly bitter, but Refreshing. If The Full sized Item is anything to go by, then counting the Magnum Utopias which I already Tested. Heartbeat International are 3 for 3 for Great Icecream flavours!

And that's It for Now!

Monday will see the results of the Battle Riot. And then it's onto Wrestlemania. With the announcement of the Switch 2 will we see a Smash 6? If it get announced? Well, I've been holding back on a tier list like the young'uns have being making on Youtube for a while and It's being too long since Theme Month, (Tarotober was 2 years ago!) But I'll go it more in my Summer Schedule....Only If Smash 6 Gets announced!

Follow me on twitter (Still there for Now!) @RealEnli

MLW INTIMIDATION GAMES 2025: MARCH SADNESS

 List of Champions-No Changes 

World's: Matt Riddle 

Openweight: Matthew Justice 

Middleweight: Mistico 

Tag: COZYMAX (Satoshi Kojima and Okamora)

Featherweight: Delmi Exo 

Filmed as the preliminary matches of Superfight, this is Intimidation Games. 

Ariel Dominguez vs. Okamura had a Sunday Night heat Squash match, where Okamura got over. 

Rogue Horseman are backstage, and Bobby Fish has gone grey in the month we saw him last, Maybe he spent all night reading all the people on twitter calling out his bomb shelter ilk like his Carpool buddy Drake Wuertz. Brett Ryan Gosselin comes in, with some feathers still stuck to him from the Honey trap match.

First blood tag match for the number one contenders spot between Bomaye Fight Club vs The Andersons. With BRG cooking on commentary. This made sense to go to the outside quickly, as unlike The Knight/Kenta Match, these factions have been fueding for months. Mr Thomas hit a fine Crossbody from the crowd balcony.  And even Faye Jackson got in on the action. BRG tried to interfere but was taken out.  C.W was busted up by Alex Kane to mark a dub for the Bomaye in Atlanta.

Featherweight Championship match Tara Zep vs Delmi Exo. Tara Zep is the female Ultimate Warrior-Great entrance, and nothing else. Most of her "Offence" was gro*ing and Licking Delmi. She took one Delmi Driver and it was done! Now Delmi can focus on the other 2 girls in division....well, 3, Big Kaiju is still coming to MLW 

Templario backstage. He still wants Mistico at Battle Riot.

Four-way openweight match...Lazy booking Between Akira, Paul Walter Hauser and Bobby Fish vs The Openweight champion, Matthew Justice. It was Hardcore bullsh*t from the Jump even without weapons, everyone slid in and out the ring to cooperate spots. Matthew Justice retains.

After the match, Matthew Justice gives Paul Walter Hauser his props for taken this seriously despite been a Actor. Gosselin in the crowd insults the faces. And tells Hauser he is only over because the fans laugh at him, that he's  made a Career as a comic relief typecast, that it shows in his wrestling. Hauser responds by saying the biggest joke is the character who doesn't know he's a joke, and that's BRG! Security comes out and enters the ring. Brett is right Hauser says, he's  made a lot of money acting and collecting a cheque for MLW, But he didn't buy friends like Gosselin, who  laughs and grins that its funny you said that! Money can Buy Friends but it can also buy convenience. That's when "Security " take off their shirts to reveal Horseman shirts. And the goons attack All the faces. One hell of a segment!

Cesar reveals what he stole back from the contracts Eric Bischoff stole! They were in fact Majority Shares. Which because of good faith from Court Bauer, Cesar Duran has signed them and is now matchmaker and President. Dario proposes to Salina, who only accepts when she sees the size of Dario's Ring (PAUSE!) and Cesar faints like a sitcom dad!

Tables turn on Bischoff...Alex Kane is reinstated and Bischoff is kicked out of the arena!

Neon vs Kushida. I wanted so bad for Kushida to be rehabed after his pathetic stint in Nxt 2.0, but he's still dressing like Marty McFly. Nothing to say but flippies and Dippies in the Graveyard Spot they took forever. 

Neon is taken under the wing of Mistico and Mascara Dorada.

Backstage Riddle presents Lawlor with a mock up of Michealangelo's Creation of Man. I didn't know Don Callous Took Commissions!

Tag match main event erupts into chaos. It was The Filthy Bros, Matt Riddle and Tom Lawlor vs Ikuro Kwan and Mads Krule Kruger. No point going over this. It was a no contest when all the roster who will compete in the battle riot had a big brawl, and we will see you all at the royal rumble....er....Battle Riot!

That'll be April the 5th, with results here on the 7th. The Battle Riot as I joked above is Major League's version of the Royal Rumble, which I will watch live!

TASTE TEST 2K25: PRINGLES X SUPER MARIO FLAVOUR

Two Moustachioed Icons Collide,  as Super Mario warps from a Green Pipe to A Tube of Mystery Pringles in a supermarket you!

PRINGLES X SUPER MARIO MYSTERY FLAVOUR 

Tube Appearance: Metallic Silver, almost as a reference to the Nintendo S.N.E.S. Where usually a cartoon of the ingredients would be, A Mario Coin Block with a Question mark floats in the void, on the back is the official Nintendo product Stamp of Authenticity. 

Calorie Count: 158 in a 30g serving, the Item contains 5 servings. 

Taste: The Mystery flavour had to be themed to Mario to work, So going in blind, I expected this item to be either A) some kind of Italian Dish or B) a Mushroom dish, but given that mushrooms don't exactly translate into crisp flavours, its going to be linked to Mario via his nationality as an Italian or Italian-American.

Before I tasted these, I read through Ingredients to somehow guess what this was. So apart from the things you'd expect,  what  caught my eye was meat extract, tomato extract, Garlic, chilli and Jalapeño powders.

An Italian dish with Meat, Garlic and Tomatoes 

But it was the spices that sealed it for me and  despite the omission of Actual cheese in the ingredients,  I am convinced the flavour is...

PEPPERONI DEEP DISH PIZZA!

While I can't taste cheese, the snack is vegetarian, not Vegan, and given a real Deep Dish pizza  is Passata covering the cheese, not the other way around, the overpowering Spices and tomato is understandable if it's there. I was convinced for a while, the flavour  could be Spaghetti and meatballs, but the meat  flavouring they used is unmistakably Pork and Pepperoni spices, but Spaghetti and meatballs was a possibility. 

And that's it for now. I'll be back next month over at Bogger Box office to review Kneecap. And here to review Intimidation Games a fortnight later.

Taste test 2K25: Magnum Utopia and Twister Sour and sweet

 (This Post was formerly an apology post due to my smartphone being broken and needing to replaced. as Mentioned, that post was always going to be replaced by this one.)

Welcome back or to Enlightened Towers...Where it's my 16 year anniversary!

And as such, it's time for our traditional food review, the 1st review I ever did when this was the direction I wanted to go online. With a food review.  Specifically,  Heartbeat international's Ice-cream for the European Market!

FRUIT ZINGER TWISTER SOUR AND SWEET

Flavour: Green Apple, Lemon and Blueberry 

Wrapper Appearance: Light Purple wrapper and everything is par the course. Photo of Item lunges out of a Kika, 2 closeups of the Item act as a border and photos of the fruits involved and the bragging of the lack of Artificial Flavours. Though 65 calories is the lightest this 72g Item has ever been.

Taste: the lemon and Green Apple,  especially the Apple spirals are toe-curlingly sour, though the Blueberry is a Reprieve from Complete Acidity, and ties the two together in a consistent Flavour profile throughout. Will definitely recommend this Flavour on a hot day.

MAGNUM UTOPIA DOUBLE CHERRY

Flavour: Blackcurrant& Raspberry marbled Ice-cream, in a layer of Cherry sauce and Covered in a shell of milk chocolate which is embedded with dried summer fruits. The 71g

Wrapper Appearance: Item, A Blob of cherry sauce and a trio berries lie on a pink square on a wrinkled piece of pink Fabric. 

Calorie Count: 213

Taste: The Fruity and rich cocoa Aroma are tempting me while observing to write this paragraph, waiting no longer, I bite into the Item. The chocolate shell adds more crunch than the little pellets of dried fruit that also have little flavour. However that thankfully cannot be said for the cherry sauce that kicks like a mule on first bite. Raspberry and Blackcurrant ice cream rippled with vanilla is sweet and Satisfying til the final bite. A wonderful little treat!

MAGNUM UTOPIA DOUBLE HAZELNUT 

Flavour: Hazelnut & Almond Caramel Marbled Ice-cream,  covered in salted hazelnut Glaze, in enclosed in white chocolate with pieces of hazelnuts,  pistachio and Almonds within.

Wrapper Appearance: Item,  A Blob of caramel and a trio of nuts lie on a Sepia Square on a wrinkled golden Fabric 

Calorie Count: 245 in a 70 and a half gram Item.

Taste: Sadly, the Item I bought has cracks and caramel leaking through the surface, so cannot  judge on Appearance, so straight to taste.

The caramel sauce is sweet, and it takes some time to register that it has a Salty Element to it. The Hazelnut & Caramel Ice-cream, I was dreading that it was going to be Heavy, but gladly no. Usually nut based Ice-cream feels like bowling ball after you eat it, but surprisingly this was light, despite being the most Calorific of this year's limited editions.

And that will do it for the Ice-cream review. But I am not done with food reviews!

Join me Next week when I review the Pringles/ Super Mario Mystery Flavour collab.

MLW SUPERFIGHT 6: HONEY AND NUTTERS!

 List of champions-No changes 

World's Matt Riddle 

Openweight Matthew Justice 

Middleweight Mistico 

Tag COZYMAX Satoshi Kojima and Okamura 

Featherweight Delmi Exo 

Eric Bischoff is back and will announce he has a special surprise regarding Battle Riot at the end of the show. Bomaye and Alex Kane comes out to brag that Riddle Got him back into the company after Eric Fired him in December. Eric Goads Kane to touch him except if he does, he's fired on the spot.

First was a Lucha tag match : Esfinge and Templario Vs Mascara Dorado and Mistico. Crowd was into this match, even if I wasn't. While it started as a Big Daddy Tag match where he would team with a low card face and have him beaten up til he got a hot tag and the glory, It became a match where Mistico, unlike Big Daddy, got everyone else over! Including Taking the pin for the Debuting Templario after he hit Carmello Hayes' finish onto The middleweight champion.

After the Match, Templario demands a title shot from Cesar Duran and despite Mistico's demands for the match to be right now, Cesar books it for Battle Riot.

Tom Drombroski interviews Delmi Exo, but is attacked by Some Women in Rosemary's Gimmick and Halloween makeup. Also Christian Cole Needs Elocution Lessons. He said her Name 3 Different times and I couldn't make out what her name was. Tara Zepp? Terrazemp? Tezra Zip? I am not wasting my google search on a overrated Indie Girl stealing other established Woman's Gimmick!

Contra Vs The Filthy Bros will main event the Intimidation Games special on March 8th. I will have deferred coverage days later.

Kevin Knight Vs Kenta was not good. The new Kid on New Japan's block vs Mr NEW JAPAN Himself! And the reason this match could be better is that both wrestlers went into the crowd and the ref just stood there, He didn't even start Counting and this was not even a Grudge match to warrant such a spot. Also they didn't announce that this match was No Dq, it just happens. And don't give me that excuse that When New Japan guys wrestle in MLW, they Defer to a 20 Count for Disqualification for them and only them-THE RING ANNOUNCER MUST TELL THE CROWD AND THE PEOPLE AT HOME THAT IS THE CASE! And when they came back in the ring this was not a wrestling match, this was Move-Doers Doing Moves! Kenta Wins with Go to Sleep after both tripped and stumbled on the middle rope.

After the match Kenta makes his world title aspirations clear 

Backstage With Eric Bischoff and hey, Doug Dillinger is still alive!- he's thinner though, Eric sees smoke in his Office and finds Lawlor and Riddle Smoking the Wacky Baccy! Eric throws them out and  and Doug Tell Bischoff that Alex Kane is on the rampage, causing him to rush out, and not see Cesar Stealing Back the Document Eric Stole at the end of Last Year.

Video package on Rogue Horsemen/Paul London feud. 

Honey Trap match....Can I NAME THIS THE WORST MATCH OF THE YEAR ALREADY? For those who don't know, This was a version of the Tar and Feather match, sans the Tar! When Paul London came out as a Beekeeper, I Knew Maryjane Stole his Brain! If any match has to have a Kiddie Pool on Standby, Leave it alone! Brett Ryan Goseleen was Attacked by every Run-in Face and was Pinned so he had to be submerged in Honey, but as the Heel refused until he was beaten up and dumped in Honey and covered in Feathers by London and Paul Walter Houser! Terrible.

A new JOSHEEEEE SCHOOLGIRL PRINCESS IS COMING! AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY! THE GUMPTION, THE GALL OF IT ALL! TO CALL THIS 5FT GIRL "BIG KAIJU"

Tom Lawlor Vs Dijak had a good competitive match. The crowd came unglued when Lawlor lifted up the Big Man the first time. Good match with great back and Forth could have gone either way. And Great use of a heel Manager, Who affected the Turn of the match, Lawlor got measure of revenge after MSL Got attention from the ref, and Lawlor paid for it with a Feast your Eyes

Aftermath with them and Monsieur Saint Laurent. Dijak is announced for the battle riot. Lawlor returns and gets back into it with Saint Laurent Until Dijak returns!

Janai Kai Feeds on a Jobber! After the match, Contra attacks refs and Security and Krule gets on the mic and......SHEESH....Now we know why the promos are pre-recorded!

Triple threat match for the heavyweight championship, Matt Riddle faces Both his Predecessors, The name he Bet, Satoshi Kojima, and the man who held this belt exactly one year ago, Alex Kane. Typical 3 Way one fall LAAAAAZZZZY BOOKING! But at least it started with some aggression with Alex Kane spearing The champ on the opening bell. Good Action with everyone hitting their moves and showing off their particular styles. Kojima with The Japanese Strong Style, the Hard Punches and Burning Chops, Riddle with MMA holds and Alex Kane with pure Wrestling! Finish was weak, Matt hits a final Flash Knee and fell into a Pinfall. It smelled like the ref was told to go home so they could cut to a big screen promo.

AND THAT'S WHAT THEY DID!

Backstage Eric Bischoff announces the 40 man Battle Riot match is for the World Championship. So I would Update the Championship belt to Say that the World's Belt is VACANT! But I'm sure the Filming for Intimidation Games will Show him still with the Belt.

So the road to 600 Posts continues and will not be stopping anytime soon! As Tomorrow the Yearly Tradition of the Icecream Review Returns!

WWE ROYAL RUMBLE 2025: SHOCKER OF THE YEET!

 Originally this post working title was going to be called "The Reassuring Comfort of Predictable Booking". After all, The event prior to the main event  was predictable, Charlotte returned to make sure at least one of the Women's Divisions is the Charlotte Division, Neither one of the Title matches changed hands, lest they take focus from the main event. But who predicted THAT person to win?

Women's Rumble 2025

#1 IYO SKY (DAMAGE CTRL)

#2 CHICKEN WAITRESS Liv Morgan (JUDGEMENT DAY)

And we start this event not only at 11pm Irish time, (Seriously, I was not expecting this show to be this early, I thought the 11pm start was a pre show!) but this show also started...with hair pulling!

#3 ROXANNE PEREZ (NXT)

Headscissors and a double DDT just in the opening minute. Perez may be Main roster bound after this showing.

#4 LYRA VALKARYA (WOMEN'S IC CHAMP)

Lyra suffers a near wardrobe malfunction and Perez takes advantage.

#5 JOBBER'S WIFE Chelsea Green (WOMEN'S US CHAMP)

And Chelsea starts slapping everyone, and this sets wrestling back 15 years.

#6 and #7 B-FAB (SD!)AND IVY NILE (AMERICAN MADE)

Suplex city, Bi-You know what, Never mind! 

GRAMPA ZOEY (PURE FUSION COLLECTIVE)AND LASH LEGEND (NXT) Are next!

B-FAB Is eliminated.

#10 BIANCA BELAIR (WOMEN'S TAG CHAMPIONS)

Bianca did a spot, that she should never do again. Yes I'm taking about the four heel girls cooperating to do a repeated mounted turnbuckle, and flip spot, where a heel tried to attack Bianca, only for them to be crammed in a corner to be punched. It looked fake, and I'm sure other people  have said the same.

#11 SHAYNA BAZSLER (PFC)

Bazsler shows off her MMA Prowess.

Lyra gets eliminated by Nile, who will probably challenge her at mania.

#12 BAYLEY (SD) AND 13 IS SONYA DEVILLE (PFC)

Deville's Advocate on Green and the Pure Fusion Collective are working together.

#14 MAXINE DUPREE (ALPHA ACADEMY)

Maxine gets a measure of Revenge on Nile, who gets Eliminated and then she's gone 

#15 NAOMI (TAG CHAMPION) 

With both Tag champions in, all 3 of P.F.C are eliminated.

#16 JAIDA PARKER (NXT)

Lash is eliminated.

#17 PIPER Who accidentally eliminated Green, despite being her Stooge!

ENTRANT #18 NATTIE, AND 19 NEW WWE SIGNING JORDYNNE GRACE! 

Only a matter of time she calls one of the 3 brands her home. 

Parker is Eliminated, Death valley driver by Grace on Piper. Naomi and Grace hug they know each other from TNA...Only for Bianca to get jealous! Ok a story brewing her.

#20 MICHIN ....who is not having a good night being whipped from pillar to post on her turn.

#21 ALEXA BLISS IS BACK IN AN ENTRANCE SO LONG, IT GOES INTO ZELINA VEGA'S ENTRANCE 

Code Red by Zelina.

NEXT 3 ARE MRS SAMEFACE, STEPHANIE VAQUER AND HALL OF FAMER TRISH STRATUS.

Trish looks like she could make another go around.

#26 RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ (JUDGEMENT DAY)

NATTIE is Eliminated, so is Bliss.

#27 CHARLOTTE FLAIR (SD)

Flair chops to everyone. Michin and Piper are eliminated.

#28 GUILIA (NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPION)

IYO and GUILIA have unfinished Business  it seems.

#29 POTATO JAX! (SD!)

Zelina is out, so is Sameface after trying to blindside Trish, who is then eliminated.

ENTRANT 30 NIKKI BELLA! (HOF)

Final Eliminations in order

Vaquer, Sky, Bianca, Naomi, Raquel and Liv all at once by Jax!

Guilia

Bayley

Nikki

Nia

WINNER OF THE WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE: CHARLOTTE  

Street Profits Screw MCMG out of the belts then attack DIY, because it was the champions who took them out. Looks like the tag belts are going to be lost in a multi team LAAAAZY BOOKING in April!

Cody Rhodes dahm near k*lls Kevin Owens to retain WWE undisputed championship! With Sami Zayn playing Pacifist by not acting to Seeing Owens' head being turned into a Human Easter Egg

Men's Rumble

#1 REY MYSTERIO

#2 PENTA 

Don't lie! You wanted this to happen! You dreamt that this was going to be a match

#3 CHAD GABLE (AMERICAN MADE)

Gable is just a Lucha Whipping boy in this match!

#4 CARMELLO HAYES (SD)

Flying headscissors by Hayes on Penta, then a German Suplex.

#5 SANTOS ESCOBAR (LEGATO DEL PHANTASMA)

Santos does a 619 on Rey to boos, and he then does a Mexican Destroyer to Penta. All other four men Superkick Gable. And it's about to get worse for him

#6 BLOATIS (AMERICAN MADE)

Suplex on by Chad on Otis, who then Torture Rack.

#7 BRON BREAKKER (INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION)

Carmello and Santos is Eliminated.

#8 AKIRA TOZAWA

And he's taken out by Carmello,

So instead,.....

Instead we have the L***N P**L's CRIME Hydration minion 

#8 iTouchMyMeat

BLOATIS and the literal Internet W**Ker are eliminated.

#9 SHEAMUS (RAW)

Irish Curse Backbreaker and a Brogue. 

#10 JIMMY USO (SD)

Uso in the Wind is a stupid name for a move. Sure the Hardys may never return to WWE, but still changing their move names is not right, when they make no sense.

#11 ANDRADE (SD)

Meteora to Gable

#12 JACOB FATU (SD)

Double Samoan Drop, and Fatu is on a tear, Rey, Gable and Andrade Eliminated.

#13 KAISER IS ELIMINATED BY PENTA AFTER A MINUTE OF STALLING 

#14 GOBSHITE FROM MTV AND SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS

NUMBER 15 IS TNA CHAMPION JOE HENDRY AND THEN ROMAN REIGNS

Miz, Sheamus and Hendry are eliminated. Bron Spears Roman to a massive reaction. Bron is eliminated after, but what a moment for a star on the up! Then Jimmy is eliminated.

#17 DREW MCINTYRE (RAW)

Drew and Jacob have a temporary alliance over their hatred of Roman.

#18 FINN BALOR (JUDGEMENT DAY)

Why debut new Music at this event of all places? When you know the crowd won't react if you are not a brand new star when they hear it?

#19 SHINSUKE NAKAMURA (US CHAMPION)

Penta is eliminated 

#20 JEY USO (RAW)

Nakamura is Eliminated 

#21 AJ STYLES (SD) (WITH HIS FACE MUSIC NO LESS!) Baseball Slide by Styles

#22 PROUD BOY BRAUN (RAW)

FATU is Eliminated and he's not a happy bunny 

#23 JOHN CENA (LEGEND)

Braun and Finn are eliminated 

#24 CM PUNK (RAW)

Now Roman, Cena and  Punk see each other and have a Standoff, do you know what will make it better?

#25 SETH ROLLINS (RAW)

BINGO!

And Seth goes straight to Punk.

#26 DOMINIK (JUDGEMENT DAY)

#27 SAMI, 28 DAMIAN PRIEST (SD)

South of heaven to Dom, who gets Eliminated.

#29 LA KNIGHT (SD)

Sami is eliminated 

#30 L***N P**L (RAW)

ORDER OF ELIMINATIONS 

Drew

Priest 

Knight

Styles

Rollins 

Reigns,

Punk

SCUMBAG!

CENA?

WINNER OF THE MEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE: JEY USO? Who saw this coming? Jey must have sold more T-shirts to surpass the planned retirement of Cena but then you remember he's going to be in Toronto for quote "HIS LAST ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH" Not last elimination chamber PLE.

Well that's it!

Watching payperview on Netflix is a runaway success! Join me Next Monday for results of MLW Superfight!

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING RELOADED: THE RUMBLE BEFORE THE RUMBLE!

 List of champions -Updated from Kings Of Coliseum 

WORLD'S: MATT RIDDLE 

Openweight: Matthew Justice 

Middleweight: Mistico 

Tag COZYMAX: (Satoshi Kojima and Okamura )

FEATHERWEIGHT: DELMI EXO 

(Filmed 2 weeks ago as the Undercard to Kings Of Coliseum, this is Reloaded)

We open the Show with New world's champion the NOMEANSNOBRO!, Matt Riddle, Tom Lawlor comes out to give his friend a Present, the Original Sized World title Belt, Until The screen Turns into a contra Promo, with Krule Warning that the Title shot he won means he has next. That's when the Sendai Death Squad attack and Minoru Sazuki tries to Take out lawlor Before their match, but security Pulls them Apart.

Cesar introduces his new Wrestler-Neon, who is a skinny kid in a Rey Mysterio Mask vs Virus who was one of the Broken down Lucha Showponies they limp out for a Nostalgic Audience. So this was a blatant training Match for the new guy. Neon Won and did not look impressive next to a middle aged Man!

Kushida finally debuts at Superfight

Backstage Akira bemoans last year and claims the Death Fighter is dead! Does that mean Akira no longer is a Garbage Wrestler? I hope so! Akira actually has flashes of Brilliance every now and then!

Okamura Vs Dark Panther was Next and if his Opponent looked as Impressive as Dark Panther, I would have gave this a look, Instead this match against Okamura looked like Elderly Abuse! Until Okamura won with 2 Cozy Cutters

Backstage, Contra Intimidates Kojima as he makes his way to the ring.

Templario debuts soon, Maybe as soon as Superfight, so Strap In, as the Next 2 Mondays will have more wrestling Results. Next week is the Rumble, and a week later, is Superfight!

Backstage: Paul London and Paul Walter Hauser prepare for the Texas Tornado Match.

Ariel Dominguez a Diminutive Wrestler and MLW Original returns against  Vs Bobby "Bomb Shelter" Fish...and this was not a match it was a mugging! Seeing Dominguez after all these years and seeing that he didn't bulk up and was as small as he was in 2018, I knew this was going! More uncomfortable was Fish kept an armbar after the belt broke it up to shout at Rob Drombroski about saying things about him. OR IN OTHER WORDS, A MAGA CONSPIRACY NUT BEAT UP A LATINO AND SHOUTED AT A GAY MAN FOR BEING WRONG!

Not a Good Look MLW, Not good at all!

I think Court Bauer has a ADHD Problem because matches keep Devolving into Chaos, and a Texas Tornado match is Chaotic as is, then you throw in Run-in after Run-in and it makes no sense, In the End Brock Anderson hit a spinebuster on Paul Walther Hauser to win.

Telenovela Bullsh*t with the House of Duran, as Cesar shows he win pay the ransom for Christo's Release

Backstage: Rogue Horsemen celebrate over beers. BRG laughs over a Paul London wanting him in a "Honey trap match" At Superfight, and not knowing what that even is! We would learn it's a version of A Tar and Feathers match, with Honey replacing Tar.

Women's match and since she's Back I Guess The girl I said looked like a stripper/waitress at a Biker bar, Persephone is now a regular roster member, only because she came back! She bet some local girl with a rope splash.

Delmi Exo Cuts a promo on screen, asking for all comers at Superfight and Definitely not because there are 3 regular women on this roster!

Minoru Sazuki Vs Tom Lawlor was Delayed because Monsieur Saint Laurent came out with a contract for Tom to sign for a match against his client, Dijak. Tom told MSL to Get Lost which was the distraction Sazuki needed to choke out TOM With the Contra flag, But Lawlor fought from underneath, backstage Kojima dealt with the Sendais who where coming to aid Sazuki, and Tom Won the match, who is no using the Macho Elbow as a finish! 

2 out of 3 falls match for the Middleweight championship Barbario Carvanario Vs Mistico. This is your Main Event. Match Starts with Barbario Kicking away the Handshake offered by the champion. Despite Having a Name That Ole Sockface over in AEW would Over pronounce and dressing in a Fred Flintstone Costume and Blows snot into the camera, he is a powerhouse....IF ONLY HE TOOK IT SERIOUSLY! A shoulder Tackle on the outside after dodging a Suicide Dive, a Splash off the middle rope and the first fall is the challenger's.

 

"AAAAAAANNND THEWINNEROFTHE FIRRRRRRRSSSST FALL IS, BARRRRRRBARRRRIOOO CARVAAANN-(COUGH, COUGH, COUGH, COUGH) APOLLLLIGIES FANS IIII NEEDED A STREPSIL!"

Big Boot Greet the Champion as he gets up, in the corner Bicarbonate Soda, tears off the Mask, But he Risks a DQ, Mistico refits the hood as the crowd chants Pende*o at Ole Pasta Carbonara! 

Headscissor and a Canadian Destroyer From Nowhere and the falls are even

WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL, MISTICO!

Another Tope Suicida Only it doesn't miss,then  A plancha by Mistico, until a Spinebuster of sorts stops all the momentum dead. Then a single Leg Crab as the challenger goes for submission, Double knockout spot means this match is nearly over. the champion's moonsault misses but then he uses that momentum for a powerslam. Irish Whip Headscissors into the La Mistica and Barbario Taps

WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: MISTICO!

Backstage, Matt Riddle is attacked by Kruger to end the Broadcast!

Join me Next Monday, even though it is a bank Holiday, For Royal Rumble Results!