hey guys this is coming early due to my dads birthday on Friday. so this is going be a lot earlier for some. but dont worry my schedule stands and i will have the christmas special up soon too!
Today we look at the chocolate gifts and such that are stand alone gifts in themselves. but thanks to the self put time constaights lack of wikipedia material on some, and searching the youtube for links to stuff in my christmas special, i will only talk about three of the five.
Roses
Named as thanks after the company that made the wrapper machine for cadburys, Rose Brothers, the family favourite appeared in 1938. small chocolates of different flavours the Australian Roses have its own flavours but this is list of the roses i grew up with. you all have our favorites, whether is the cremes (coffee orange strawberry) the caramel keg , fudge, and the nut filled ones
Milk tray
you'd remember from part 1 that Commerial milking was closed down in WW1, almost killing Cadburys, when it was restarted in 1915, it was seen as a turning point in the war with the soldier coming back. to celebrate in 1915, the whole concept of the chocolate box was invented as a gift for the returning soldiers.
HEROES
originally called miniutuare heroes, cadbury big take that to Nestles celebrations are minutuare of cadbuarys top bars. Dairy milk, bournville, fruit and nut, whole nut, twirl,time out, caramel, fudge and crunchie. there was a minuture dream before the bar was discontinued.
Well thats it for november and for Theme Month! next month will be christmas classics on bogger box office, and before my month long hiatus i will reveal the nominations of my end of year awards-the first ever Flippies! that'll be next week!
if you want to contact me over the holidays! i will be in touch at my youtube account ONLY! ITS OF COURSE!
http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
thanks for reading!
Eamonn.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Friday, November 19, 2010
cadburys tribute part 3:S-Y
(CLICK PREVIOUS POST TO READ A-P)
Snack
Now, i would be liable to give back my Irish passport if i didnt talk about snack. Not to be confused with Australian Snack, which alledgedly 8 flavours in1, snack are 3 bars
Pink-wafer
yellow-shortcake
purple-biscuit sandwich
that the English still refer to as a biscuit! Harry hill spoke on this and said "hold on thats a bar not a biscuit! if your mum said "have a biscuit" and gave you a twix, you wouldnt believe your luck!"
Spots and Stripes
a bar to promote the Olympics, or a device to bully fat people to do stupid things for a chocolate bar? YOU DECIDE!
After a long ad campaign in 2010 a 3 square white top bar was released. the selling point of this bar is that in the wrapper is a challenge for 2 people like jumping jacks or press-ups and the winner gets 2/3 of the bar. the creater says that it promote exercise. yeah you burn calories and you put them back on by eating the most fattening chocolate there is white topped milk chocolate! BULLSHIT!
Time out
after seeing how Twirl was so popular in ireland, British cadburys returned in kind in 1993 with by adding wafers to the mix and called it time out. in the early 2000s a comic strip was drawn underneath the bar.
Twirl
in 1991 Irish cadbury created the only chocolate in the line not created in britian to be sold worldwide.
basicly twirl is half a flake covered in chocolate.
Wispa
Heres a joke for you.
George micheal was seen the other day with an Aero Chunky up his arse!
it turned out to be a Careless Wispa.
as mentioned in the joke Wispa is a take that to Nestles Aero chunky, first appearing in 1983 the ad reunited the cast of the comedy, Dads army, its was discontinued in the late 90s until a Online survey put the bar back on our shelves. with Wispa gold, a (yes you guessed it!) caramel flavour. time will tell if wispacino a coffee flavour will return.
Yowie
From australia and on our shelves in britain for 2000, came Yowie, a take that to Kinder suprise. a chocolate that came with a toy that looked like an endangered animal was well as a preachy Green message. the chocolate sold well but ovivously there was issues with the bars name.
Seriously "YAOI?"
Well thats it! join me next week as i peer into the mixing bowl for part 4: confectionary!
Friend me on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
see you again next week!
Snack
Now, i would be liable to give back my Irish passport if i didnt talk about snack. Not to be confused with Australian Snack, which alledgedly 8 flavours in1, snack are 3 bars
Pink-wafer
yellow-shortcake
purple-biscuit sandwich
that the English still refer to as a biscuit! Harry hill spoke on this and said "hold on thats a bar not a biscuit! if your mum said "have a biscuit" and gave you a twix, you wouldnt believe your luck!"
Spots and Stripes
a bar to promote the Olympics, or a device to bully fat people to do stupid things for a chocolate bar? YOU DECIDE!
After a long ad campaign in 2010 a 3 square white top bar was released. the selling point of this bar is that in the wrapper is a challenge for 2 people like jumping jacks or press-ups and the winner gets 2/3 of the bar. the creater says that it promote exercise. yeah you burn calories and you put them back on by eating the most fattening chocolate there is white topped milk chocolate! BULLSHIT!
Time out
after seeing how Twirl was so popular in ireland, British cadburys returned in kind in 1993 with by adding wafers to the mix and called it time out. in the early 2000s a comic strip was drawn underneath the bar.
Twirl
in 1991 Irish cadbury created the only chocolate in the line not created in britian to be sold worldwide.
basicly twirl is half a flake covered in chocolate.
Wispa
Heres a joke for you.
George micheal was seen the other day with an Aero Chunky up his arse!
it turned out to be a Careless Wispa.
as mentioned in the joke Wispa is a take that to Nestles Aero chunky, first appearing in 1983 the ad reunited the cast of the comedy, Dads army, its was discontinued in the late 90s until a Online survey put the bar back on our shelves. with Wispa gold, a (yes you guessed it!) caramel flavour. time will tell if wispacino a coffee flavour will return.
Yowie
From australia and on our shelves in britain for 2000, came Yowie, a take that to Kinder suprise. a chocolate that came with a toy that looked like an endangered animal was well as a preachy Green message. the chocolate sold well but ovivously there was issues with the bars name.
Seriously "YAOI?"
Well thats it! join me next week as i peer into the mixing bowl for part 4: confectionary!
Friend me on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
see you again next week!
Friday, November 12, 2010
CADBURYS: AN AMERICAN'S GUIDE TO A BRITISH AND IRISH INSTITIUTION PART 2: OTHER BARS A-P
HEY GUYS due to the size of the notes I compiled recently I'm extending the theme month by 1 week and spliting the a-z into to parts!
So here we go!
Astros
From south africa, comes the take that to m&ms crispy, arrived on our shores for all of 1999. but still made in its home country. its is the only non confection that came in a box.
Boost/star bar/moro
The bar known as moro only in ireland, boost can be best be described as mars mixed with Twix. Later they added snickers to the rip-off recipe, and called it Star bar while every other country called it boost peanut. in 2000 boost guarana simply known as boost in ireland added the heart-stopping ingredient to the nougat.
Buttons
Possibly the first piece of chocolate you ever had. round chocolate pieces. in the 80s the sweets were marketed to young childern with a nursery rhyme scene on the pack with the rhyme on the back of the pack. Comes in milk and white. Can kill small dogs if feed to them.
Caramel
Rebranded recently as Dairy milk caramel, Caramel is the only bar apart from Dairy milk and Twirl to be sold in all of cadburys teritories. Caramel is so popular that at some time any other bar will have caramel in it or a caramel flavour. its Popularity can be attributed to this ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xta
Many people speculated who the voice of the cadbury bunny was i can tell you it was the actress Miriam Margoyles.
Thats right Nursey from Blackadder 2! and we had a trade up when the irish dub came in the 1990s as Former Miss Ireland Amanda Bryam was the voice!
Chomp
the best 10p/25c you'll ever spent. chomp uk is a small caramel bar. while australian chomp appartently has an added biscuit layer.
Clusters
€2.50 bags of chocolate raisins,peanuts and truffles and you can get a bag of supermarket brand one of those for a quid!
Creme eggs
from midnight new years eves a clock in bourneville ticks away not only the previous year but to the arrival of the first batch of creme eggs to the shops. the Eggs are filled with Fondant, aerated cream-burn you mouth if you ate to much! the advertistising for the eggs are memberable from ads with matt lucas, and citreon creating 5 creme egg cars heres the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LDRDggpt8E
in 2007 a full time bar called creme egg: Twisted was born.
Curly wurly
Lattice shaped bar that gets smaller ever year. in 2000 a bag of fun-size bars called curly wurly squirrllies were released, yeah as if the bars werent small enough already.
Crunchie
called Violet crumble for some reason in australia. the bar is a honeycomb bar.spinoffs include biscuits and clusters.
Double decker
Created by accident in 79, double decker is a two layered bar top layer nougat on a layer of rice crispies.
Dream
A white chocolate Dairy milk now discontinued, i love white chocolate that i sad to see it go.
Flake
" a 99 cone" thats a icecream cone with a flake in it a piece of overlapped grating chocolate. flake dairy milk before it, became its own brand with milk, dipped, praline, dark and the contraversial Snow flake.
In 2003 British tv presenter Anthea Turner made a deal with flake and Ok magazine to advertise the bar...on her wedding photos! the magazine even gave out a free bar on the edition with the photos. David Frost called it the most vile photos he ever seen and snow flake like turners career crashed landed.
Freddo
Remember in harry potter they mentioned chocolate frogs? well it was a reference to cadburys second oldest bar. In 1913 a bar just for kids was invented in the shape of a frog. in 1992 the bar was changed to coinside with that GOD-AWFUL Taz-mania cartoon called Taz-bar. In 2002 they relaunched Freddo by adding a caramel flavour and a flash game.
Fudge
a bar of fudge. its just here from completeness sake.
mini eggs
eggs shaped smarties. only out for easter.
Picnic
A Take that to Nestle Lion bar with added raisins. mentioned for completeness sake.
Well thats it! Come back next week for S-Y to find out which bar...
See you all next week!
So here we go!
Astros
From south africa, comes the take that to m&ms crispy, arrived on our shores for all of 1999. but still made in its home country. its is the only non confection that came in a box.
Boost/star bar/moro
The bar known as moro only in ireland, boost can be best be described as mars mixed with Twix. Later they added snickers to the rip-off recipe, and called it Star bar while every other country called it boost peanut. in 2000 boost guarana simply known as boost in ireland added the heart-stopping ingredient to the nougat.
Buttons
Possibly the first piece of chocolate you ever had. round chocolate pieces. in the 80s the sweets were marketed to young childern with a nursery rhyme scene on the pack with the rhyme on the back of the pack. Comes in milk and white. Can kill small dogs if feed to them.
Caramel
Rebranded recently as Dairy milk caramel, Caramel is the only bar apart from Dairy milk and Twirl to be sold in all of cadburys teritories. Caramel is so popular that at some time any other bar will have caramel in it or a caramel flavour. its Popularity can be attributed to this ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xta
Many people speculated who the voice of the cadbury bunny was i can tell you it was the actress Miriam Margoyles.
Thats right Nursey from Blackadder 2! and we had a trade up when the irish dub came in the 1990s as Former Miss Ireland Amanda Bryam was the voice!
Chomp
the best 10p/25c you'll ever spent. chomp uk is a small caramel bar. while australian chomp appartently has an added biscuit layer.
Clusters
€2.50 bags of chocolate raisins,peanuts and truffles and you can get a bag of supermarket brand one of those for a quid!
Creme eggs
from midnight new years eves a clock in bourneville ticks away not only the previous year but to the arrival of the first batch of creme eggs to the shops. the Eggs are filled with Fondant, aerated cream-burn you mouth if you ate to much! the advertistising for the eggs are memberable from ads with matt lucas, and citreon creating 5 creme egg cars heres the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LDRDggpt8E
in 2007 a full time bar called creme egg: Twisted was born.
Curly wurly
Lattice shaped bar that gets smaller ever year. in 2000 a bag of fun-size bars called curly wurly squirrllies were released, yeah as if the bars werent small enough already.
Crunchie
called Violet crumble for some reason in australia. the bar is a honeycomb bar.spinoffs include biscuits and clusters.
Double decker
Created by accident in 79, double decker is a two layered bar top layer nougat on a layer of rice crispies.
Dream
A white chocolate Dairy milk now discontinued, i love white chocolate that i sad to see it go.
Flake
" a 99 cone" thats a icecream cone with a flake in it a piece of overlapped grating chocolate. flake dairy milk before it, became its own brand with milk, dipped, praline, dark and the contraversial Snow flake.
In 2003 British tv presenter Anthea Turner made a deal with flake and Ok magazine to advertise the bar...on her wedding photos! the magazine even gave out a free bar on the edition with the photos. David Frost called it the most vile photos he ever seen and snow flake like turners career crashed landed.
Freddo
Remember in harry potter they mentioned chocolate frogs? well it was a reference to cadburys second oldest bar. In 1913 a bar just for kids was invented in the shape of a frog. in 1992 the bar was changed to coinside with that GOD-AWFUL Taz-mania cartoon called Taz-bar. In 2002 they relaunched Freddo by adding a caramel flavour and a flash game.
Fudge
a bar of fudge. its just here from completeness sake.
mini eggs
eggs shaped smarties. only out for easter.
Picnic
A Take that to Nestle Lion bar with added raisins. mentioned for completeness sake.
Well thats it! Come back next week for S-Y to find out which bar...
- Promotes the Olympics...and bullying?
- rejoined the cast of Dad's army?
- was created in ireland and took the world over?
- and has the worst name you could give to a bar!
See you all next week!
Friday, November 5, 2010
Cadbury's: AN American's guide to a british and irish insitiution:part 1 :Dairy milk
hello everyone to Theme month!
this month with Kraft buying Cadbury's last year the internet is rife with rumour of it launching its products on American soil. so for the next 3 weeks i will take you to the candyshop with this sweet tribute!
Dairy milk
the signature bar in the cadbury line. Appearring in 1905 with a higher milk to chocalate ratio of any chocolate of that time.(its now galaxy that holds that honour!) hence the glass and a half slogan.During WWI, commerial milk production was shut down to provide milk for the troops, nearly destroying the brand.thankfully the brand came back stronger, with Fruit and nut in 1928 and whole nut in 34.
In 2007 the company launched Glass and a half studios, to produce their adverts.with this ad become the most watch video on youtube in 2008. if you haven't seen it yet, here is the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gjyrclbs
in its 100+ years run, dairy milk has spawned many bars in different shapes (flat and chunky) and sizes from its original size (8-square) to the indulgant (32-square) to the ridiculous (1 yard!)
and many flavours some only exist in markets in canada,oz,south africa and india so i'm only gonna talk about the flavour available to Ireland.
Fruit and nut-because of the ad in the 80s (which I couldnt find so no links!) people call an odd person a fruit and nutcase!
whole nut-like the above but with no raisins!
Turkish delight
Mint crisp
golden crisp-which is honeycomb more on that next week!
and caramello-which different from Caramel -more on that next week too!
and from australia but was only limited edition in ireland in 1999, 3 wishes -1/3 milk 1/3 dark and 1/3 white
and apparently there is 2 flavours called "coconut Rough" and Double choc which i havent tried. or seen.
but this is a nostalgic ride through the chocolate river.
there is also Bourneville the first ever bar made by them. it's dark chocolate. it was name after the town that the Cadbury Brothers, two Mormons that lived through Victorion London, founded for their workers.
join me next week for part 2 the A-Z OF CHOCOLATE!
if you have any question or just want to say hi, pop over to www.youtube/com/user/ThePathofenlightment
you can even stay for tea and biscuits!
this month with Kraft buying Cadbury's last year the internet is rife with rumour of it launching its products on American soil. so for the next 3 weeks i will take you to the candyshop with this sweet tribute!
Dairy milk
the signature bar in the cadbury line. Appearring in 1905 with a higher milk to chocalate ratio of any chocolate of that time.(its now galaxy that holds that honour!) hence the glass and a half slogan.During WWI, commerial milk production was shut down to provide milk for the troops, nearly destroying the brand.thankfully the brand came back stronger, with Fruit and nut in 1928 and whole nut in 34.
In 2007 the company launched Glass and a half studios, to produce their adverts.with this ad become the most watch video on youtube in 2008. if you haven't seen it yet, here is the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gjyrclbs
in its 100+ years run, dairy milk has spawned many bars in different shapes (flat and chunky) and sizes from its original size (8-square) to the indulgant (32-square) to the ridiculous (1 yard!)
and many flavours some only exist in markets in canada,oz,south africa and india so i'm only gonna talk about the flavour available to Ireland.
Fruit and nut-because of the ad in the 80s (which I couldnt find so no links!) people call an odd person a fruit and nutcase!
whole nut-like the above but with no raisins!
Turkish delight
Mint crisp
golden crisp-which is honeycomb more on that next week!
and caramello-which different from Caramel -more on that next week too!
and from australia but was only limited edition in ireland in 1999, 3 wishes -1/3 milk 1/3 dark and 1/3 white
and apparently there is 2 flavours called "coconut Rough" and Double choc which i havent tried. or seen.
but this is a nostalgic ride through the chocolate river.
there is also Bourneville the first ever bar made by them. it's dark chocolate. it was name after the town that the Cadbury Brothers, two Mormons that lived through Victorion London, founded for their workers.
join me next week for part 2 the A-Z OF CHOCOLATE!
if you have any question or just want to say hi, pop over to www.youtube/com/user/ThePathofenlightment
you can even stay for tea and biscuits!
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
cadbury month preview
next month my famous non-wrestling theme months returns with a nostalgic tribute to a staple in my childhood,in your childhood in most of our childhoods. more than films games or tv.
chocolate.
or in this cause cadburys chocolate the brand about to hit America.
last year kraft bought the british institiution and added milka to its folder.
Milka was before it was bought by kraft so expensive, that shops would only stock it at christmas. today its a worldwide francise.
cadbury if your not from ireland,europe or the commonwealth will be a new expierierence for Americans so join me for a trip down candy-land this month in
CADBURY'S:AN AMERICANS GUIDE TO A BRITISH AND IRISH INSITUITION!
SCHEDULE
Week 1-Dairy Milk brand
Week 2-other bars
Week 3-confectionary
follow me at www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment for any questions about wrestling, or anything or just add me as a friend
chocolate.
or in this cause cadburys chocolate the brand about to hit America.
last year kraft bought the british institiution and added milka to its folder.
Milka was before it was bought by kraft so expensive, that shops would only stock it at christmas. today its a worldwide francise.
cadbury if your not from ireland,europe or the commonwealth will be a new expierierence for Americans so join me for a trip down candy-land this month in
CADBURY'S:AN AMERICANS GUIDE TO A BRITISH AND IRISH INSITUITION!
SCHEDULE
Week 1-Dairy Milk brand
Week 2-other bars
Week 3-confectionary
follow me at www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment for any questions about wrestling, or anything or just add me as a friend
Monday, October 18, 2010
TNA IMPACT-THE WORST IS YET TO COME!
You know i dont give vince macmahon enough credit.
despite all the arrests harrasments and triple h we will miss vinny boy when he goes "scouting female talent" in that strip club in the sky.
but despite all this he is not Dixie Carter. the 40 something Money-Mark that turned tna the number 2 company in the wrestling world back into the theme park-side attraction run by an electric company that they spent all last year to disprove.
so what happened?
five words
hulk hogan and eric bischoff
everyone knows that it was hogans politics and bischoffs spending that ran wcw the number 2 company in 2001 to close its doors. and yet somehow more-cash than brains thought hiring them as management when jeff jarrett the founder got his end into kurt angles ex-wife.
so last week was bound for glory. and for months, abyss a 300 pound head crab zombie prophetizes that "they" are coming and "they" are already here and who where they hogan and bischoff and the crowd were suprised...that they didnt show their true colours sooner.
so hardy turned on angle and ended his carear *coughBULLSHIT*cough and now Hack hogan and Sleaze-E are in the ring for a 30 minute promo. yes 30 MINUTES! IN A 2 HOUR SHOW! THAT IS 25%!
So i'm going to give you the crib notes version of this promo.
HOGAN: BLA-BLA-BLA- I LOVE MONEY, BRUTHER!
BISCHOFF:(takes credit for everything.)
ABYSS: YABBA! MY ICING!
JARRETT:(i liked this. its his own dahm company, he cant help being attractted to some-one's ex wive and look at the quality of wrestling from 2009 and this year. carter should have known not to hire hogan in the first place.)
FOURtune came out and sverved everyone. flair who legits hate hogan is teaming up with him? but its really about fourtune, the tna originals, the guys misused because carter threw money at vinces table scrappings.
backstage, Kevin Nash and sting made their way to the ring.
i'm watching the ads now.
they are more entertaining.
we are back.
so now Kevin Nash, the third man responsible for killing wcw,whos in it for the money,who feigned tearing his quad in lieu of jobbing,is now TNA's Moral Compass?
THATS LIKE RICHARD FUCKING DAWKINS RUNNING FOR POPE,MAN!
40 MINUTES AND NOT A SINGLE MATCH. ARE YOU ENJOYING HIS TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION?
so backstage Nash and sting are leaving.Carter accuses sting of warning her using (HERWORDS) "cryptic langwich".
Lady, to you english is a cryptic languange.
So Gunner and Murphy the two HEEL wrestlers that were planted as HEEL Enforcers are now HEELS?
Wow that came from nowhere(!) So they escort the Dumb bitch out and Serge, her husband, who only serves to get betting up by wrestlers...you know the rest .
so 45 minutes in and finally our first match its a womens match, you know what, i dont care, i'll take it!
its tara vs madison and tara lies down for her opponent.
it was 5 seconds including the 3 count.
this was to put over Madison? really? the girl who since she debuted had a 10 month singles run losing streak and when she did start winning her finisher was a roll-up?
and tara?
she goes from being treated like a christmas cake because she"too old" in wwe to being treated like trash in tna. and you wonder why sales are going down, carter?
so back stage some women that we are told is "J-WOW" from the mtv show, Jersey shore has came to tna. i have to say this. i dont watch "music" Television so i dont watch Jersey shore, but from what i gather its camera following KEWL young people doing KEWL things like drinking heavily and unprotected sex. what rolemodels(!)
so angle comes to say goodbye and Jarrett comes out to taunt him about doing his wife. so wait a guy is hurt and force to "retire" and the thing you focus on his poking his wife? IRRELEVANT!!
SO this a hour of the show and in that hour we had 5 seconds of wrestling.
Second match of the night Abyss vs Samoa Joe. a good match until it ended in a dq. i dont think i'm alone in saying that no-one likes a dq, they want a winner and a loser. so in 2 matches both are non finishes.
so RVD comes out for his part in TNP (TOTAL NON-STOP PROMOS) and jeff gives a very emo Wangsty promo that friends only befriend only to fill their own intentions.
Backstage bischoff fires Brooke adams as his secrartary and implies that brooke adams the one from extreme expose who couldnt dance wrestle or cut a promo,will be a full time wrestler? are you that desperate for former wwe talent that you'll give money to anyone who even stood in wwe ring, tna?
okay the next match is the pope versus 5 member of fortune. best match of the night right there.
so appartently there is a Jersey shore gimmick in tna call creativly the Shore. and no no NO! j-wow his doing a Miz! tna has signed its own Gobshite From Mtv to a wrestling contract! I WATCH TNA FOR WRESTLERS WRESTLING! Not for Pop culture flavours of the month playing Dress-up!
oh and of the four matches tonight(including a rvd vs mister anderson match that ended in a no contest)
2 were no contests and 1 was an angle with 56 minutes of wrestling in a two hour show.
i dont know about you but will not be watching tna anymore after this.
please let me know what you think!
despite all the arrests harrasments and triple h we will miss vinny boy when he goes "scouting female talent" in that strip club in the sky.
but despite all this he is not Dixie Carter. the 40 something Money-Mark that turned tna the number 2 company in the wrestling world back into the theme park-side attraction run by an electric company that they spent all last year to disprove.
so what happened?
five words
hulk hogan and eric bischoff
everyone knows that it was hogans politics and bischoffs spending that ran wcw the number 2 company in 2001 to close its doors. and yet somehow more-cash than brains thought hiring them as management when jeff jarrett the founder got his end into kurt angles ex-wife.
so last week was bound for glory. and for months, abyss a 300 pound head crab zombie prophetizes that "they" are coming and "they" are already here and who where they hogan and bischoff and the crowd were suprised...that they didnt show their true colours sooner.
so hardy turned on angle and ended his carear *coughBULLSHIT*cough and now Hack hogan and Sleaze-E are in the ring for a 30 minute promo. yes 30 MINUTES! IN A 2 HOUR SHOW! THAT IS 25%!
So i'm going to give you the crib notes version of this promo.
HOGAN: BLA-BLA-BLA- I LOVE MONEY, BRUTHER!
BISCHOFF:(takes credit for everything.)
ABYSS: YABBA! MY ICING!
JARRETT:(i liked this. its his own dahm company, he cant help being attractted to some-one's ex wive and look at the quality of wrestling from 2009 and this year. carter should have known not to hire hogan in the first place.)
FOURtune came out and sverved everyone. flair who legits hate hogan is teaming up with him? but its really about fourtune, the tna originals, the guys misused because carter threw money at vinces table scrappings.
backstage, Kevin Nash and sting made their way to the ring.
i'm watching the ads now.
they are more entertaining.
we are back.
so now Kevin Nash, the third man responsible for killing wcw,whos in it for the money,who feigned tearing his quad in lieu of jobbing,is now TNA's Moral Compass?
THATS LIKE RICHARD FUCKING DAWKINS RUNNING FOR POPE,MAN!
40 MINUTES AND NOT A SINGLE MATCH. ARE YOU ENJOYING HIS TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION?
so backstage Nash and sting are leaving.Carter accuses sting of warning her using (HERWORDS) "cryptic langwich".
Lady, to you english is a cryptic languange.
So Gunner and Murphy the two HEEL wrestlers that were planted as HEEL Enforcers are now HEELS?
Wow that came from nowhere(!) So they escort the Dumb bitch out and Serge, her husband, who only serves to get betting up by wrestlers...you know the rest .
so 45 minutes in and finally our first match its a womens match, you know what, i dont care, i'll take it!
its tara vs madison and tara lies down for her opponent.
it was 5 seconds including the 3 count.
this was to put over Madison? really? the girl who since she debuted had a 10 month singles run losing streak and when she did start winning her finisher was a roll-up?
and tara?
she goes from being treated like a christmas cake because she"too old" in wwe to being treated like trash in tna. and you wonder why sales are going down, carter?
so back stage some women that we are told is "J-WOW" from the mtv show, Jersey shore has came to tna. i have to say this. i dont watch "music" Television so i dont watch Jersey shore, but from what i gather its camera following KEWL young people doing KEWL things like drinking heavily and unprotected sex. what rolemodels(!)
so angle comes to say goodbye and Jarrett comes out to taunt him about doing his wife. so wait a guy is hurt and force to "retire" and the thing you focus on his poking his wife? IRRELEVANT!!
SO this a hour of the show and in that hour we had 5 seconds of wrestling.
Second match of the night Abyss vs Samoa Joe. a good match until it ended in a dq. i dont think i'm alone in saying that no-one likes a dq, they want a winner and a loser. so in 2 matches both are non finishes.
so RVD comes out for his part in TNP (TOTAL NON-STOP PROMOS) and jeff gives a very emo Wangsty promo that friends only befriend only to fill their own intentions.
Backstage bischoff fires Brooke adams as his secrartary and implies that brooke adams the one from extreme expose who couldnt dance wrestle or cut a promo,will be a full time wrestler? are you that desperate for former wwe talent that you'll give money to anyone who even stood in wwe ring, tna?
okay the next match is the pope versus 5 member of fortune. best match of the night right there.
so appartently there is a Jersey shore gimmick in tna call creativly the Shore. and no no NO! j-wow his doing a Miz! tna has signed its own Gobshite From Mtv to a wrestling contract! I WATCH TNA FOR WRESTLERS WRESTLING! Not for Pop culture flavours of the month playing Dress-up!
oh and of the four matches tonight(including a rvd vs mister anderson match that ended in a no contest)
2 were no contests and 1 was an angle with 56 minutes of wrestling in a two hour show.
i dont know about you but will not be watching tna anymore after this.
please let me know what you think!
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
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or write something in the comments page.
for all those in america, britian, ireland,russia,canada,tunisia,china,germany and latvia who has read my blog
thank you. and i what to thank you by grtting into contact with you.
which i why i left my email address.
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Monday, September 20, 2010
wwe night of champions 2010
WWE NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS
WE ARE LIVE IN CHICAGO WHERE EVERY TITLE IS IN SERIOUS JEPORDY!
WWE INCONTINENTAL MATCH
Dolph ziggler(C) w/vickie guererro and random skank vs kofi kingston
tie -up to start with huge chants for kofi. kofi goes for trouble in paradise early but misses. this is enough for vickie to dismiss her useless skank.Ziggler stomps kofi and throw him to the ropes. dreadlock bounce. crossbody on the outside. neckbreaker by ziggler.camel clutch into low sleeper. kofi punches out gets 2. dolph locks on a body scissors, followed by a fame-asser. pendulum corner kick by kingston then another crossbody boom drop. t.i.p misses sleeper countered into ramei, foot on the ropes. another crossbody. ramei countered into sleeper zig-zag
Winner and still champion: ziggler 3/5
big show beat punk with a Linkara Punch-I AM A MAY'UN*PUNCH*
US CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV (C) vs Daniel bryan
Bryan whoops mizs no talent ass!
winner and new champion: daniel bryan
WOMEN TITLE UNDEFINING MATCH
for most part the lumberjacks do nothing! only nattie and gail kim get involved and michelle comes in takes advantage.
WINNER AND UNDEFINED CHAMPION: TAKERS BITCH!
KANE WINS IN A BRAWL WITH LITTLE WRESTLING.
LEGENDARY SUCKS AND I WILL RIP INTO IT ONE DAY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE.
TAG TURMOIL
MATCH 1
HART DYNASTY(C) VS SAMOA WRESTLING TRIBUTE SHOW
Quick offence by kidd.moonsault by kidd. super kick by an uso.
MATCH 2
USOS VS SANTINO AND KOZLOV
THE FUCK YOU THINK!
MATCH 3
USOS VS HENRY/BOURNE
Strong slam and shooting star press.
MATCH 4
HENRY/BOURNE VS MCINTYRE/RHODES
after some get offence by Bourne, it gets countered by Boring into the BORING DRILL
WINNERS AND NEW TAG CHAMPIONS: MCINTYRE/RHODES
FIVER SAYS ERIC MINNESOTA WILL MAKE A MASH-UP CALLED BROKEN SMOKE AND MIRRORS ON YOUTUBE!
SIX PACK CHALLENGE
ORDER OF ELIMINATIONS
1. JERICHO(Shocker of the year right there!)
2.EDGE
3. CENA
4.WADE
5.SHEMUS
WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: ORTON
OVERALL: THIS WAS A GREAT SHOW. I SUGGEST YOU WATCH THIS SHOW ITS FANTASTIC!
WE ARE LIVE IN CHICAGO WHERE EVERY TITLE IS IN SERIOUS JEPORDY!
WWE INCONTINENTAL MATCH
Dolph ziggler(C) w/vickie guererro and random skank vs kofi kingston
tie -up to start with huge chants for kofi. kofi goes for trouble in paradise early but misses. this is enough for vickie to dismiss her useless skank.Ziggler stomps kofi and throw him to the ropes. dreadlock bounce. crossbody on the outside. neckbreaker by ziggler.camel clutch into low sleeper. kofi punches out gets 2. dolph locks on a body scissors, followed by a fame-asser. pendulum corner kick by kingston then another crossbody boom drop. t.i.p misses sleeper countered into ramei, foot on the ropes. another crossbody. ramei countered into sleeper zig-zag
Winner and still champion: ziggler 3/5
big show beat punk with a Linkara Punch-I AM A MAY'UN*PUNCH*
US CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV (C) vs Daniel bryan
Bryan whoops mizs no talent ass!
winner and new champion: daniel bryan
WOMEN TITLE UNDEFINING MATCH
for most part the lumberjacks do nothing! only nattie and gail kim get involved and michelle comes in takes advantage.
WINNER AND UNDEFINED CHAMPION: TAKERS BITCH!
KANE WINS IN A BRAWL WITH LITTLE WRESTLING.
LEGENDARY SUCKS AND I WILL RIP INTO IT ONE DAY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE.
TAG TURMOIL
MATCH 1
HART DYNASTY(C) VS SAMOA WRESTLING TRIBUTE SHOW
Quick offence by kidd.moonsault by kidd. super kick by an uso.
MATCH 2
USOS VS SANTINO AND KOZLOV
THE FUCK YOU THINK!
MATCH 3
USOS VS HENRY/BOURNE
Strong slam and shooting star press.
MATCH 4
HENRY/BOURNE VS MCINTYRE/RHODES
after some get offence by Bourne, it gets countered by Boring into the BORING DRILL
WINNERS AND NEW TAG CHAMPIONS: MCINTYRE/RHODES
FIVER SAYS ERIC MINNESOTA WILL MAKE A MASH-UP CALLED BROKEN SMOKE AND MIRRORS ON YOUTUBE!
SIX PACK CHALLENGE
ORDER OF ELIMINATIONS
1. JERICHO(Shocker of the year right there!)
2.EDGE
3. CENA
4.WADE
5.SHEMUS
WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: ORTON
OVERALL: THIS WAS A GREAT SHOW. I SUGGEST YOU WATCH THIS SHOW ITS FANTASTIC!
Friday, September 17, 2010
Night of champions predictions
as always all matches are in title importance
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP 6-PACK CHALLENGE
Shemus(C) vs Edge vs orton vs barrett vs Jericho vs John FUCKING Cena
money on:who cares? if miz drops the belt to bryan we could have the worst champion since David Arquette.( no sorry, Arquette had WRESTLING TALENT)
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
Kane(C) vs undertaker
money on:kane to set up hell in a cell.
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Dolph Ziggler (C) vs Kofi Kingston
money on: IWC FAN LAW: IF A HEEL CHAMPION IS PUT IN A LOSE BY DQ MATCH, THEY WILL WIN THE MATCH CLEAN.
USA CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV VS AN ACTUAL WRESTLER!
Money on: see above!
TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
HART DYNASTY VS DREW MCINTYRE ANDDASHING BORING CODY RHODES
Money on: Hart Dynasty
WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP UNIFICATION
WINNER BECOMES FIRST UNIFIED( OR IS IT UNDEFINED?) CHAMP.
Melina perez vs either Layla el or Michelle mcTool
winner if against layla-melina to win
if against mctaker- michelle
NON TITLE MATCH
BIG SHOW VS CM PUNK
WINNER: WHO THE FUCK CARES?
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP 6-PACK CHALLENGE
Shemus(C) vs Edge vs orton vs barrett vs Jericho vs John FUCKING Cena
money on:who cares? if miz drops the belt to bryan we could have the worst champion since David Arquette.( no sorry, Arquette had WRESTLING TALENT)
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
Kane(C) vs undertaker
money on:kane to set up hell in a cell.
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Dolph Ziggler (C) vs Kofi Kingston
money on: IWC FAN LAW: IF A HEEL CHAMPION IS PUT IN A LOSE BY DQ MATCH, THEY WILL WIN THE MATCH CLEAN.
USA CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV VS AN ACTUAL WRESTLER!
Money on: see above!
TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
HART DYNASTY VS DREW MCINTYRE AND
Money on: Hart Dynasty
WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP UNIFICATION
WINNER BECOMES FIRST UNIFIED( OR IS IT UNDEFINED?) CHAMP.
Melina perez vs either Layla el or Michelle mcTool
winner if against layla-melina to win
if against mctaker- michelle
NON TITLE MATCH
BIG SHOW VS CM PUNK
WINNER: WHO THE FUCK CARES?
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
winter schedule 2010
all post correct at the time of posting.
September
POE-night of champions
October
BBO-Wasting away
POE-HELL IN A CELL
NOVEMBER
BBO-Ant and Decs Alien Autospy
POE-Cadbury's: an American Guide to a British(and Irish) Insituation
December
BBO-Eamonn top 10 Enternal Christmas class
POE-THE FLIPPIES 2010 AWARD!
(random rants and other thoughts not announced. schedule may likely to change.)
September
POE-night of champions
October
BBO-Wasting away
POE-HELL IN A CELL
NOVEMBER
BBO-Ant and Decs Alien Autospy
POE-Cadbury's: an American Guide to a British(and Irish) Insituation
December
BBO-Eamonn top 10 Enternal Christmas class
POE-THE FLIPPIES 2010 AWARD!
(random rants and other thoughts not announced. schedule may likely to change.)
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
WWE ROSTER EVALUATION! PART 2 SMACKDOWN
Alberto del rio
real name:Alberto Rodriguez
yet to debut superstar calls hiself the honestman. jericho called he wants his gimmick back!
Beth Phionex
real name: beth cardiee(sic)
From:new york
finishers:cradle suplex,glam slam
Pros: best womens wrestlers on the roster
cons:promos lag a bit, but wrestling makes up for it.
Big show
real name:paul wight
from:tampa florida
Finishers:chokeslam,final cut 1,colassial clutch,cobra clutch backbreaker,Linkara punch
Pros:veteren
cons:changes alignment more than a women changes clothes.
Chavo Guerrero
from el paso texas
finishers:tornado ddt, frog splash.
pros: legandary upbringing.
cons:its a jobber thanks to hornswoggle.
Chris Masters
real name:chris mordesky
from: l.a
finishers: masterlock, wheelbarrow suplex
pros: backstage, is a class act. in dublin a little girl didnt have an annual but he bought her a figure and signed it
cons. needs a title runs.
Cody Rhodes.
real name:cody runnels.
Finishers:boring drill(cross rhodes) cure for insomnia(ddt)
from:marrietta georgia.
pros:chemists should turns his dna into an insomnia cure.
cons:i hate his gimmick, and him he cant wrestle. he got everything because he is dustys kid.
Dolph ziggler.
real name:nick nememth.
from:dayton ohio.
pros:great amatuer wrestler.
cons:sleeper isnt a bone-fide finisher.
Drew Mcintyre
real name:drew galloway.
from:scotland
pros:handpicked by vince but...
cons: it has made him high matinence.
Hornswoggle
real name:dylan postl
from seattle
finisher:tadpole splash.
pros: popular with kids.
coms: smarks hate him with a passion!
Jack swagger
real name: jake hager.
from: perry oklamhoma.
finisher.gutwrench powerbomb
pros.living the young mans dream:weath fame and a pornstar wife!
cons:his lisp makes him sound stupid!
JTG
Real name:jason peyton
from:new york
finisher:mugshot, shout-out
pros:i dont have any!
cons:his gimmick sets off my Racist Alarm.
kane
real name:glen jacobs
from:memphis,tennesee.
finisher:chokeslam
pros:marquee name
cons: middle of the road career.
kelly kelly
real name:barbie blank(irony is delicious!)
from:tampa
finisher:fame-asser
pros:she got big tits
cons: wouls have to think to be an idiot!
kofi kingston
real name:kofi sarkodi-mensa
from:boston mass(born in ghana)
pros:top-mid carder
cons:needs more respect from management.
Layla el
from Miami(and NOT England. hence the FAKE accent!)
finisher: crap looking neckbreaker.
pros:BIG TITZ!
CONS:SOMEONE SHUT HER UP!
Luke Gallows.
from Bullhead county,Maryland
Finisher:flapjack,gallows pole.
pros:write this down gallows will be the breakout star to watch.
cons:its really not your gimmick,is it luke?
matt hardy
from cameron,north carlina
finisher:twist of fate.
pros:popular.
cons:"fat" hardys weight issues.
Michelle McCool
from palatka,florida
finisher:the not styles clash
pros:lets face it she'll never be fired!
cons:enjoy these nicknames!
MCRIB
MCTOOL
MCFAIL
MCTAKER
McVegetative State,
and my own, Phenom Phucker!
MVP
real name:aziz aman(born alvin burke)
pros:rolemodel
cons: needs a fued!
rey mysterio
real name:oscar gutriziz
from;san diego.
finisher:619
pros:extremely popular with kids. especially his masks.
cons: exploiting eddies guerreros death.
rosa mendes
real name:milenna rouka
finisher:sideslam,bow and arrow.
pros?men show of hands who would?
cons:she is nothing but a job girl.
Serena Deeb
finisher:kick to the ribs.
pros:decent in the ring and on the mic.
cons:we don't know much about her.
Shad Gaspard
from:new york
Finisher:Thugnifience
pros: big
cons: sent down to florida to be repackaged.
Tiffany
real name:taryn terrel
from:florida
finisher:big boot(really?)
pros former genaral manager but...
cons: SHES SOLDZ ECW 4 MAGIK BEANZ!
Undertaker
real name:mark calloway
From:housten texas
finisher:tombstone,chokeslam,last ride,hells gate.
pros:tenured and respected superstar
cons:career is made of sporadic bursts.
Vickie Guerrerro
from:El Paso
role:consultant
pros:can draw heel heat easily.
cons: her part in eddiesplotation angle.
TEAMS
The Dudebusters
Members:trent baretta and caylen croft
Real names:Greg Marasciulo and Kris Pavone.
Finisher:Youth in Revolt
pros: young charismatic team
cons:wwe doesnt care about teams
gatecrashers:
members:vance archer and curt hawkins.
real names:lance hoyt and n/a
finisher:mask of sanity slipping(archer) heatseeker(hawkins)
pros:being pushed.
cons: both jobbers.
real name:Alberto Rodriguez
yet to debut superstar calls hiself the honestman. jericho called he wants his gimmick back!
Beth Phionex
real name: beth cardiee(sic)
From:new york
finishers:cradle suplex,glam slam
Pros: best womens wrestlers on the roster
cons:promos lag a bit, but wrestling makes up for it.
Big show
real name:paul wight
from:tampa florida
Finishers:chokeslam,final cut 1,colassial clutch,cobra clutch backbreaker,Linkara punch
Pros:veteren
cons:changes alignment more than a women changes clothes.
Chavo Guerrero
from el paso texas
finishers:tornado ddt, frog splash.
pros: legandary upbringing.
cons:its a jobber thanks to hornswoggle.
Chris Masters
real name:chris mordesky
from: l.a
finishers: masterlock, wheelbarrow suplex
pros: backstage, is a class act. in dublin a little girl didnt have an annual but he bought her a figure and signed it
cons. needs a title runs.
Cody Rhodes.
real name:cody runnels.
Finishers:boring drill(cross rhodes) cure for insomnia(ddt)
from:marrietta georgia.
pros:chemists should turns his dna into an insomnia cure.
cons:i hate his gimmick, and him he cant wrestle. he got everything because he is dustys kid.
Dolph ziggler.
real name:nick nememth.
from:dayton ohio.
pros:great amatuer wrestler.
cons:sleeper isnt a bone-fide finisher.
Drew Mcintyre
real name:drew galloway.
from:scotland
pros:handpicked by vince but...
cons: it has made him high matinence.
Hornswoggle
real name:dylan postl
from seattle
finisher:tadpole splash.
pros: popular with kids.
coms: smarks hate him with a passion!
Jack swagger
real name: jake hager.
from: perry oklamhoma.
finisher.gutwrench powerbomb
pros.living the young mans dream:weath fame and a pornstar wife!
cons:his lisp makes him sound stupid!
JTG
Real name:jason peyton
from:new york
finisher:mugshot, shout-out
pros:i dont have any!
cons:his gimmick sets off my Racist Alarm.
kane
real name:glen jacobs
from:memphis,tennesee.
finisher:chokeslam
pros:marquee name
cons: middle of the road career.
kelly kelly
real name:barbie blank(irony is delicious!)
from:tampa
finisher:fame-asser
pros:she got big tits
cons: wouls have to think to be an idiot!
kofi kingston
real name:kofi sarkodi-mensa
from:boston mass(born in ghana)
pros:top-mid carder
cons:needs more respect from management.
Layla el
from Miami(and NOT England. hence the FAKE accent!)
finisher: crap looking neckbreaker.
pros:BIG TITZ!
CONS:SOMEONE SHUT HER UP!
Luke Gallows.
from Bullhead county,Maryland
Finisher:flapjack,gallows pole.
pros:write this down gallows will be the breakout star to watch.
cons:its really not your gimmick,is it luke?
matt hardy
from cameron,north carlina
finisher:twist of fate.
pros:popular.
cons:"fat" hardys weight issues.
Michelle McCool
from palatka,florida
finisher:the not styles clash
pros:lets face it she'll never be fired!
cons:enjoy these nicknames!
MCRIB
MCTOOL
MCFAIL
MCTAKER
McVegetative State,
and my own, Phenom Phucker!
MVP
real name:aziz aman(born alvin burke)
pros:rolemodel
cons: needs a fued!
rey mysterio
real name:oscar gutriziz
from;san diego.
finisher:619
pros:extremely popular with kids. especially his masks.
cons: exploiting eddies guerreros death.
rosa mendes
real name:milenna rouka
finisher:sideslam,bow and arrow.
pros?men show of hands who would?
cons:she is nothing but a job girl.
Serena Deeb
finisher:kick to the ribs.
pros:decent in the ring and on the mic.
cons:we don't know much about her.
Shad Gaspard
from:new york
Finisher:Thugnifience
pros: big
cons: sent down to florida to be repackaged.
Tiffany
real name:taryn terrel
from:florida
finisher:big boot(really?)
pros former genaral manager but...
cons: SHES SOLDZ ECW 4 MAGIK BEANZ!
Undertaker
real name:mark calloway
From:housten texas
finisher:tombstone,chokeslam,last ride,hells gate.
pros:tenured and respected superstar
cons:career is made of sporadic bursts.
Vickie Guerrerro
from:El Paso
role:consultant
pros:can draw heel heat easily.
cons: her part in eddiesplotation angle.
TEAMS
The Dudebusters
Members:trent baretta and caylen croft
Real names:Greg Marasciulo and Kris Pavone.
Finisher:Youth in Revolt
pros: young charismatic team
cons:wwe doesnt care about teams
gatecrashers:
members:vance archer and curt hawkins.
real names:lance hoyt and n/a
finisher:mask of sanity slipping(archer) heatseeker(hawkins)
pros:being pushed.
cons: both jobbers.
Monday, July 19, 2010
mitb 2010 quickie
sorry guys i fell asleep so its not play-by-play just results
Kane won the money in the bank for smackdown more on that later!
hart dynasty retained against the samoan wrestling tribute show!
alicia retains diva gold as (shock horror!) eve missed a finisher (yes i know so that rarely happens!)
rey mysterio retains against jack swagger but kane cashed in his money in the bank. kane is now the worlds champion.
layla defeated kelly in a dud and a sure fire botchamania episode
and there was BAD BOOKING RAGE afoot when GOBSHITE FROM MTV won money in the bank raw match. it'll be a dark day if that moron becomes worlds champion. thank god for hhh when he comes back!
and in a vey boring cage match shemus retained the WWE belt when nexus took out John Cena.
Kane won the money in the bank for smackdown more on that later!
hart dynasty retained against the samoan wrestling tribute show!
alicia retains diva gold as (shock horror!) eve missed a finisher (yes i know so that rarely happens!)
rey mysterio retains against jack swagger but kane cashed in his money in the bank. kane is now the worlds champion.
layla defeated kelly in a dud and a sure fire botchamania episode
and there was BAD BOOKING RAGE afoot when GOBSHITE FROM MTV won money in the bank raw match. it'll be a dark day if that moron becomes worlds champion. thank god for hhh when he comes back!
and in a vey boring cage match shemus retained the WWE belt when nexus took out John Cena.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Mitb update
In the raw money in the bank, Mark henry will replace R-Truth.
and unless the briefcase has a pie in it, i dont see Henry winning!
Eve will get a rematch against alicia fox on sunday, despite getting a title rematch on raw last week. i complain because any Smark worth his salt will tell you the rematch clause is one rematch only, and after that A NEW Challenger is named wwe. i guess if Gail was to go to management to ask for a title shoot, i bet micheal Hayes would ask Gail for a menu!
and unless the briefcase has a pie in it, i dont see Henry winning!
Eve will get a rematch against alicia fox on sunday, despite getting a title rematch on raw last week. i complain because any Smark worth his salt will tell you the rematch clause is one rematch only, and after that A NEW Challenger is named wwe. i guess if Gail was to go to management to ask for a title shoot, i bet micheal Hayes would ask Gail for a menu!
Monday, July 12, 2010
wwe money in the bank predictions
all matches in title importance.
WWE championship
Shemus vs John cena
steel cage match.
money on: who cares? i see Edge or Barrett (or both!) cashing in their title shots!
Worlds championship
Rey Mysterio vs Jack swagger
money on rey but only by DQ!
smackdown money in the bank
ic champ kofi kingston vs matt hardy vs christian vs kane vs dolph ziggler vs big show vsDashing Boring Cody rhodes vs drew mcintyre
money on: hardy or christian they deserve it!
Raw money in the bank
us champ GOBSHITE FROM MTV vs edge vs randy orton vs evan bourne vs chris jericho vs ted dibiasie vs TBC (R-TRUTH IS INJURED)
money on: edge
Tag championship
hart dynasty(c) vs the Uso Brothers
money on: harts! the usos are not good yet!
Womens championship
Layla El(c) vs...God Help us!...Kelly kelly?
Money on : layla, but if kelly wins this match it'll get my lowest rating and its lower than 0! and it may happen!
WWE championship
Shemus vs John cena
steel cage match.
money on: who cares? i see Edge or Barrett (or both!) cashing in their title shots!
Worlds championship
Rey Mysterio vs Jack swagger
money on rey but only by DQ!
smackdown money in the bank
ic champ kofi kingston vs matt hardy vs christian vs kane vs dolph ziggler vs big show vs
money on: hardy or christian they deserve it!
Raw money in the bank
us champ GOBSHITE FROM MTV vs edge vs randy orton vs evan bourne vs chris jericho vs ted dibiasie vs TBC (R-TRUTH IS INJURED)
money on: edge
Tag championship
hart dynasty(c) vs the Uso Brothers
money on: harts! the usos are not good yet!
Womens championship
Layla El(c) vs...God Help us!...Kelly kelly?
Money on : layla, but if kelly wins this match it'll get my lowest rating and its lower than 0! and it may happen!
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
WWE TALENT EVALUATION:PART 1: RAW
in this month theme month i'm going to do an evaluation of the talent in wwe. i will list there real names (if possible) there hometown there finisher(regarded that they ever won a match-see Jillian Halls Entry) as well as nicknames usually my own. and no i will not be doing a tna version as the roster strentgh is volitile at best.
as of press time all wrestlers deemed as champions.
ALICIA FOX
Real name: victoria Crawford
From: coco beach florida
Championships:Diva (current)
Finishers:scissor kick
pros: Young and talented,fox has all the tools needed for many title reigns to come.
Cons: lack of interview time. Alicia carector is very underdeveloped. once more she is really a heel not because she does heelish things, but because there are too many face Divas.
The Bella twins
real names: Stephanie and Brianna Garcia
From: scotsdale Arizonia
Nicknames: the double dimwits, the binary bimbos. the twin twits
Finishers: Jawbreaker(brie) Roll-up (Nikki)
Pros: they got big tits!
Cons: they novelty of being twins have worn off, and they really earned there WRESTLING contracts by standing with the guest hosts, now do they?
CHRIS Jericho
real name: chris irvine
from: canada(resides in new york)
nicknames:the highlight of the night, y2j, the sexy beast, the best in the world, the huge rock-srar, the honest man.
championships: triple crown winner and the first indisputed champion!
Pros: pound of pound the greatest wrestler in wwe today!
cons: constantly seeks work outside of wrestling, usually music and tv. please jericho just stick to wrestling. your music is good but its wrestling you'll be remembered for!
Edge
real name: Adam Copeland
From: canada
nicknames: the master manipulator
Championships: triple crown winner
Finishers:spear edge-e-cution edge-e-cator
pros: can draw the ire and play mind games with anyone in front of him.
cons: years of tlc matches has shortened his career.
Evan bourne
Real name: matt sydal
from st louis
Nicknames: Air bourne
Finisher: shooting star press
Pros: exciting young star. the high flying bourne can have even the discerning of smarks on their feet.
cons: management likes to book bigger men.
Eve torres
from: Denver(resides in l.a)
nickname: Token Latino Skank
finishers: Missed flip senton, missed moonsault, badly applied neckbreaker, badly applied cross arm breaker.
titles: diva title she didnt deserved!
pros: Big tits!
Cons: won the modeling contest and got a big contract.learns nothing about the sport in 2 years. and somehow leapfrogs Gail kim and Natalya to title contention and the title.
Gail Kim
From Canada(resides in tampa florida)
Nicknames: La Felina (Mexico)
Titles: The only women to hold the womens belts in both wwe and tna
Finishers:missle drop kick, dAZED aND cONFUSED
Pros: her matches with Awesome Kong are the stuff of legend
Cons: gail went from 5-star matches with kong for matches mainly on superstars against Jillian and/or one of the Bella Skanks. surely she had made the right decision(!)
Goldust
real name: Dustin Runnels
Nicknames: the bizzare one
titles: i.c (3) tag (1)
Finishers: Curtain Call, Final cut 2
Pros: when goldust bursted on the scene the outrage of a homosexual carector drew so much heat in the "man's man" world of wrestling.
cons: "gay" goldust gimmick>>>>>>>>>stuttering goldust gimmick
Jerry lawler
Real name: Debatable(wikipedia calls him jerry Mcgee)
Nickname: the king
Titles: 200 heavyweight titles
Finishers: fist drop, piledriver
Pros: Funny comentator
Cons: funnier when he was heel!
Jillian Hall
Real name: Jillian Fletcher
Nickname: Jugszilla
Titles: diva (1)
Finisher: SHE HAS A FINISHER?
Pros: She has big tits! even if their not her own!
Cons: everything else.
John FUCKING Cena
Nicknames: the face of cenation, the Chain-gang commander, the Gary Glitter of the WWE
From: boston
Titles: triple crown holder
Finishers: Attitude adjustment, STFU (Submission Thats Fucking Useless!)
Pros: hes got heart, i'll tell you that much!
Cons: Heart can only get you so much! Learn to wrestling you dumbass!
John Morrison
real name: john Hennigan
Nicknames: the Guru of greatness. the (insert day here) night delight.
Finishers: moonlight drive. Starship pain
Titles: triple crown winner
Pros: a future icon, the men cheer his great matches, and it doesnt hurt that the women like him as well!
Cons: his promos leave a lot to be desired.
Mark henry
From Texas
Nicknames: worlds strongest man
Finisher: worlds strongest slam
Titles: ecw
Pros: strentgh
Cons: speed and techincally skills
Maryse Oullett
From montreal
Nicknames: the Sexiest of the sexy (she's not wrong!)
Titles: diva (2)
Finishers: ddt, kick and fall down.
Pros: has fitted in very well into the roster. and is a hard worker
Cons: will alway be known as the playboy model that became a wrestler, and not just a wrestler, which is a shame!
Melina Perez
From: L.A.
Titles: womens (3)
Finishers: splits playmaker, last call 3
Pros:greatly improved in 7 years, when was recently injured she apoligised to all the fans. hows that for fan loyalty?
Cons: for someone who claims to be friends to the stars, her promos seem forced!
Randy orton
From: st louis
Titles: triple crown winner
Finishers: rko, punt to the head.
Pros: charismatic even when he's a badass!
Cons: contreversial but this is wrestling!
The great Khali
Real name: Dalip Singh
From: india
Titles: world(1)
Finishers: punjabi plunge
pros: Immensely popular, especially in india his charity work in his country made him a face.
Cons: khali cant speak english, but runjin singh is not a great speaker either.
R-Truth
Real name: Ron Killings
From: Charlotte,N.C.
titles:U.S. (1)
Finisher: axe kick
Pros:the whatsup song gets the crowd pumped
Cons: the song gets people more excited than the actual match!
Santino
Real name:Anthony Carelli
From:Patterson, new jersery (billed from italy)
Finisher: the cobra the fucking roll-up!
Titles: i.c (2)
pros: by far the funniest promo-man today!
Cons: weak moveset.
Sheamus
Real name: stephen farrell
From Dublin
Finisher: Pale Justice, pump kick.
Titles: wwe (twice and current)
Pros: youth and strentgh
cons: sucked up to hhh and got a title for it(what a shock!)
Ted DiBiase
From: palm beach florida
Finisher: Dream street
Titles: tag(2)
Pros: shock horror a wrestlers kid that can wrestle!
cons: with million dollar belt and virgil, has become a tribute show of his father.
The Miz
From: cleaveland (resides in L.A.)
Finisher: stupid fold-in slam
Titles tag (3) u.s(2)
Pros:answers on a postcard
cons: A GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
Triple H
Real name: paul levesque
from:Worchester, new hampshire(billed from greenwich)
Titles: 2nd man to hold grand slam!
Finisher: Pedigree!
Pros: lets settle this! hhh is married to the bosses daughter! but people forget that he IS a greater wrestler.
Cons: his buddies take advantage of him.
Vladimir kozlov
Real name: Oleg Prudius
From: russia
Finishers: Shock treatment, siberian scoop ddt, uugoish takedown!
Pros: legit sambo fighter
Cons: sambo was designed for miltiry combat so he hurts people
William regal
real name: Darren Matthews
From: blackpool england
Finisher: regal streatch
Pros: greatest wrestler never to be worlds champion. (and that includes Arn anderson)
Cons: career is winding down.
Yoshitatsu
Real name: Naofumi
from: JAPAN
Finisher:spinning bat kick, burning sword kick
Pros: like bourne, an exciting young wrestler.
Cons: is on raw, because triple h and his buddies need short people to pin.
Zack ryder
Real name: Unknown
From Merrick, new york
Titles:tag(1)
Nickname: long island loudmouth
Pros: woo woo woo shirts and caps selling like hot-cakes!
Cons: lack of faith from management!
Tag teams and factions
The hart dynasty
Members: david hart smith, Tyson kid and Natalya Neidhart
Real names: Harry smith, t.j wilson and N/A
Finishers: Saito suplex(smith) Vertical stunner(Kidd) Sharpshooter(Neidhart) Hart attack (Smith and kidd)
Pros: bringing credibilty back to tag belts(current champions)
Cons lack of competion.
The Uso brothers and tamina
Members: Jimmy and Jey uso and tamina snuka
real names: jimmy and jules fatu and sharona snuka
Finishers: Superfly splash(all of them)
Pros: legacy of samoan wrestlers continue
cons: comes off a samoan wrestling tribute, contradicting that "we are breaking stereotypes" promo on there debut.
so thats it next time it the blu brand that gets the third degree.
as of press time all wrestlers deemed as champions.
ALICIA FOX
Real name: victoria Crawford
From: coco beach florida
Championships:Diva (current)
Finishers:scissor kick
pros: Young and talented,fox has all the tools needed for many title reigns to come.
Cons: lack of interview time. Alicia carector is very underdeveloped. once more she is really a heel not because she does heelish things, but because there are too many face Divas.
The Bella twins
real names: Stephanie and Brianna Garcia
From: scotsdale Arizonia
Nicknames: the double dimwits, the binary bimbos. the twin twits
Finishers: Jawbreaker(brie) Roll-up (Nikki)
Pros: they got big tits!
Cons: they novelty of being twins have worn off, and they really earned there WRESTLING contracts by standing with the guest hosts, now do they?
CHRIS Jericho
real name: chris irvine
from: canada(resides in new york)
nicknames:the highlight of the night, y2j, the sexy beast, the best in the world, the huge rock-srar, the honest man.
championships: triple crown winner and the first indisputed champion!
Pros: pound of pound the greatest wrestler in wwe today!
cons: constantly seeks work outside of wrestling, usually music and tv. please jericho just stick to wrestling. your music is good but its wrestling you'll be remembered for!
Edge
real name: Adam Copeland
From: canada
nicknames: the master manipulator
Championships: triple crown winner
Finishers:spear edge-e-cution edge-e-cator
pros: can draw the ire and play mind games with anyone in front of him.
cons: years of tlc matches has shortened his career.
Evan bourne
Real name: matt sydal
from st louis
Nicknames: Air bourne
Finisher: shooting star press
Pros: exciting young star. the high flying bourne can have even the discerning of smarks on their feet.
cons: management likes to book bigger men.
Eve torres
from: Denver(resides in l.a)
nickname: Token Latino Skank
finishers: Missed flip senton, missed moonsault, badly applied neckbreaker, badly applied cross arm breaker.
titles: diva title she didnt deserved!
pros: Big tits!
Cons: won the modeling contest and got a big contract.learns nothing about the sport in 2 years. and somehow leapfrogs Gail kim and Natalya to title contention and the title.
Gail Kim
From Canada(resides in tampa florida)
Nicknames: La Felina (Mexico)
Titles: The only women to hold the womens belts in both wwe and tna
Finishers:missle drop kick, dAZED aND cONFUSED
Pros: her matches with Awesome Kong are the stuff of legend
Cons: gail went from 5-star matches with kong for matches mainly on superstars against Jillian and/or one of the Bella Skanks. surely she had made the right decision(!)
Goldust
real name: Dustin Runnels
Nicknames: the bizzare one
titles: i.c (3) tag (1)
Finishers: Curtain Call, Final cut 2
Pros: when goldust bursted on the scene the outrage of a homosexual carector drew so much heat in the "man's man" world of wrestling.
cons: "gay" goldust gimmick>>>>>>>>>stuttering goldust gimmick
Jerry lawler
Real name: Debatable(wikipedia calls him jerry Mcgee)
Nickname: the king
Titles: 200 heavyweight titles
Finishers: fist drop, piledriver
Pros: Funny comentator
Cons: funnier when he was heel!
Jillian Hall
Real name: Jillian Fletcher
Nickname: Jugszilla
Titles: diva (1)
Finisher: SHE HAS A FINISHER?
Pros: She has big tits! even if their not her own!
Cons: everything else.
John FUCKING Cena
Nicknames: the face of cenation, the Chain-gang commander, the Gary Glitter of the WWE
From: boston
Titles: triple crown holder
Finishers: Attitude adjustment, STFU (Submission Thats Fucking Useless!)
Pros: hes got heart, i'll tell you that much!
Cons: Heart can only get you so much! Learn to wrestling you dumbass!
John Morrison
real name: john Hennigan
Nicknames: the Guru of greatness. the (insert day here) night delight.
Finishers: moonlight drive. Starship pain
Titles: triple crown winner
Pros: a future icon, the men cheer his great matches, and it doesnt hurt that the women like him as well!
Cons: his promos leave a lot to be desired.
Mark henry
From Texas
Nicknames: worlds strongest man
Finisher: worlds strongest slam
Titles: ecw
Pros: strentgh
Cons: speed and techincally skills
Maryse Oullett
From montreal
Nicknames: the Sexiest of the sexy (she's not wrong!)
Titles: diva (2)
Finishers: ddt, kick and fall down.
Pros: has fitted in very well into the roster. and is a hard worker
Cons: will alway be known as the playboy model that became a wrestler, and not just a wrestler, which is a shame!
Melina Perez
From: L.A.
Titles: womens (3)
Finishers: splits playmaker, last call 3
Pros:greatly improved in 7 years, when was recently injured she apoligised to all the fans. hows that for fan loyalty?
Cons: for someone who claims to be friends to the stars, her promos seem forced!
Randy orton
From: st louis
Titles: triple crown winner
Finishers: rko, punt to the head.
Pros: charismatic even when he's a badass!
Cons: contreversial but this is wrestling!
The great Khali
Real name: Dalip Singh
From: india
Titles: world(1)
Finishers: punjabi plunge
pros: Immensely popular, especially in india his charity work in his country made him a face.
Cons: khali cant speak english, but runjin singh is not a great speaker either.
R-Truth
Real name: Ron Killings
From: Charlotte,N.C.
titles:U.S. (1)
Finisher: axe kick
Pros:the whatsup song gets the crowd pumped
Cons: the song gets people more excited than the actual match!
Santino
Real name:Anthony Carelli
From:Patterson, new jersery (billed from italy)
Finisher: the cobra the fucking roll-up!
Titles: i.c (2)
pros: by far the funniest promo-man today!
Cons: weak moveset.
Sheamus
Real name: stephen farrell
From Dublin
Finisher: Pale Justice, pump kick.
Titles: wwe (twice and current)
Pros: youth and strentgh
cons: sucked up to hhh and got a title for it(what a shock!)
Ted DiBiase
From: palm beach florida
Finisher: Dream street
Titles: tag(2)
Pros: shock horror a wrestlers kid that can wrestle!
cons: with million dollar belt and virgil, has become a tribute show of his father.
The Miz
From: cleaveland (resides in L.A.)
Finisher: stupid fold-in slam
Titles tag (3) u.s(2)
Pros:answers on a postcard
cons: A GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
Triple H
Real name: paul levesque
from:Worchester, new hampshire(billed from greenwich)
Titles: 2nd man to hold grand slam!
Finisher: Pedigree!
Pros: lets settle this! hhh is married to the bosses daughter! but people forget that he IS a greater wrestler.
Cons: his buddies take advantage of him.
Vladimir kozlov
Real name: Oleg Prudius
From: russia
Finishers: Shock treatment, siberian scoop ddt, uugoish takedown!
Pros: legit sambo fighter
Cons: sambo was designed for miltiry combat so he hurts people
William regal
real name: Darren Matthews
From: blackpool england
Finisher: regal streatch
Pros: greatest wrestler never to be worlds champion. (and that includes Arn anderson)
Cons: career is winding down.
Yoshitatsu
Real name: Naofumi
from: JAPAN
Finisher:spinning bat kick, burning sword kick
Pros: like bourne, an exciting young wrestler.
Cons: is on raw, because triple h and his buddies need short people to pin.
Zack ryder
Real name: Unknown
From Merrick, new york
Titles:tag(1)
Nickname: long island loudmouth
Pros: woo woo woo shirts and caps selling like hot-cakes!
Cons: lack of faith from management!
Tag teams and factions
The hart dynasty
Members: david hart smith, Tyson kid and Natalya Neidhart
Real names: Harry smith, t.j wilson and N/A
Finishers: Saito suplex(smith) Vertical stunner(Kidd) Sharpshooter(Neidhart) Hart attack (Smith and kidd)
Pros: bringing credibilty back to tag belts(current champions)
Cons lack of competion.
The Uso brothers and tamina
Members: Jimmy and Jey uso and tamina snuka
real names: jimmy and jules fatu and sharona snuka
Finishers: Superfly splash(all of them)
Pros: legacy of samoan wrestlers continue
cons: comes off a samoan wrestling tribute, contradicting that "we are breaking stereotypes" promo on there debut.
so thats it next time it the blu brand that gets the third degree.
Monday, June 21, 2010
WWE Fatal Four Way
Live from Long Island new york. this is fatal four way. Woo woo woo, you know it!
PROMO:Vince McMahon
Vince comes out to tell us that because of the NXT Rookies, Bret hart will not be here tonight. the crowd started to chant for Daniel Bryan. this lead into vince shaking Drew McIntyres hand and we have our first match!
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
DREW MCINTYRE VS KOFI KINGSTON
drew on the mike he calls out Teddy long, he demands that if he wins to hand the belt over to him, Kofi out to fanfare! stiff kicks to start from kofi followed by a monkey flip. clothes line sends the scotsman packing followed up with a plancha by the African! drew hits a charge on the out side. on the inside,a sleeper is applied but is countered into an armdrag. beautiful holding drop kick by Drew. floatover ddt by kofi. drew hits a neckbreaker, but kofi hits a russian leg sweep and this leads to a Boom-drop! trouble in paradise misses but a crossbody gets 2.
drew now has momentum, nearly hitting Future Shock but countered into a tornado DDT, Corner punches by kofi countered into a last ride. drew takes out the ref and makes teddy the ref. future shock but teddy counts to two,matt hardy out to the ring, trouble in paradise for the 3!
WINNER: AND STILL CHAMPION: KOFI 4/5
thats how you book smaller wrestlers.
backstage we learn that hart dynasty have a mixed tag match with the Usos, naturally they are upset that Bret was taken out by nxt.
DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP 4 WAY MATCH
MARYSE VS GAIL KIM VS ALICIA FOX VS EVE TORRES
Management told eve torres to straighten and lighten her hair to look Mickie james.
Let me settle this once and for all,
looking like a great wrestler doesnt MAKE YOU A GREAT WRESTLER!
anyway alicia picks the bones after eves moonsault connects(shock horror it actually connects!) and she gets the...win?
WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: Fox!
i like fox, she has a lot of talent, and she doesnt SUCK. IN. THE RING!
Bonus Match!
CHRIS JERICHO VS EVAN BOURNE
Jericho cuts a promo on being stuck in a rut.(read: leaving for 6 months to host a gameshow) evan bourne out. and Huracanrana to start. but chris hits a drop toe hold. the crowd are into this match with a duelling chant. its bourne with a flying block, springboard drop kick by y2j. spin kick by bourne, he tries another but gets Germaned.
Irish whip into double knees countered into a Walls, Evan escapes to hit the Double Knees this time! Jericho puts him in a butterfly backbreaker. Lionsault misses and 2 attempts of a shooting star misses. Codebreaker gets 2. after 3 SSP, BOURNE WINS!
WINNER: Bourne
Jericho i hold Downfall is worth you getting buried!
WARNING THE FOLLOWING 4 MATCHES ARE VERY BORING!
I FELL ASLEEP AND WOKE TO SEE THE WWE CHAMPION SO I WILL JUST TELL YOU THE RESULTS
Hart Dynasty beat the Uso brothers and Tamina, with a Tornado Clothesline by Natalya. nice to see her in action again! the usos despite saying that they are breaking the Samoan stereotype have samoan drops, nerve pinches, splashes, and superkicks in their movesets. oh and Stryker told us that uso means brother so they are the Brother Brothers! you cant make this shit up!
Rey Mysterio is your new Worlds champion after Kane arrived and put Punk in a casket.
Douchey McNotalent aka Gobshite from Mtv retained the us belt from R-truth with a Roll-Up!
BAN THE ROLL-UP
and finally the nxt rookies destroyed John cena leaving shemus to pick the bones and become a 2 time wwe champion!
IRELAND IS A WORLD CHAMPION!
TAKE THAT FRANCE!
Overall: all the opening matches were exciting bit in fizzled out when the usos BAD 90S HIP HOP started playing, with the younger talent winning most of their matches tonight and the nxt rookies looking strong there is no doubt, WWE Are using its Younger Talent!
Well thats it!
i am on Youtube on www.youtube.com/ThePathofenlightment
JOIN ME SOON AS I DO MY WWE TALENT EVALUTION NEXT MONTH!
PROMO:Vince McMahon
Vince comes out to tell us that because of the NXT Rookies, Bret hart will not be here tonight. the crowd started to chant for Daniel Bryan. this lead into vince shaking Drew McIntyres hand and we have our first match!
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
DREW MCINTYRE VS KOFI KINGSTON
drew on the mike he calls out Teddy long, he demands that if he wins to hand the belt over to him, Kofi out to fanfare! stiff kicks to start from kofi followed by a monkey flip. clothes line sends the scotsman packing followed up with a plancha by the African! drew hits a charge on the out side. on the inside,a sleeper is applied but is countered into an armdrag. beautiful holding drop kick by Drew. floatover ddt by kofi. drew hits a neckbreaker, but kofi hits a russian leg sweep and this leads to a Boom-drop! trouble in paradise misses but a crossbody gets 2.
drew now has momentum, nearly hitting Future Shock but countered into a tornado DDT, Corner punches by kofi countered into a last ride. drew takes out the ref and makes teddy the ref. future shock but teddy counts to two,matt hardy out to the ring, trouble in paradise for the 3!
WINNER: AND STILL CHAMPION: KOFI 4/5
thats how you book smaller wrestlers.
backstage we learn that hart dynasty have a mixed tag match with the Usos, naturally they are upset that Bret was taken out by nxt.
DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP 4 WAY MATCH
MARYSE VS GAIL KIM VS ALICIA FOX VS EVE TORRES
Management told eve torres to straighten and lighten her hair to look Mickie james.
Let me settle this once and for all,
looking like a great wrestler doesnt MAKE YOU A GREAT WRESTLER!
anyway alicia picks the bones after eves moonsault connects(shock horror it actually connects!) and she gets the...win?
WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: Fox!
i like fox, she has a lot of talent, and she doesnt SUCK. IN. THE RING!
Bonus Match!
CHRIS JERICHO VS EVAN BOURNE
Jericho cuts a promo on being stuck in a rut.(read: leaving for 6 months to host a gameshow) evan bourne out. and Huracanrana to start. but chris hits a drop toe hold. the crowd are into this match with a duelling chant. its bourne with a flying block, springboard drop kick by y2j. spin kick by bourne, he tries another but gets Germaned.
Irish whip into double knees countered into a Walls, Evan escapes to hit the Double Knees this time! Jericho puts him in a butterfly backbreaker. Lionsault misses and 2 attempts of a shooting star misses. Codebreaker gets 2. after 3 SSP, BOURNE WINS!
WINNER: Bourne
Jericho i hold Downfall is worth you getting buried!
WARNING THE FOLLOWING 4 MATCHES ARE VERY BORING!
I FELL ASLEEP AND WOKE TO SEE THE WWE CHAMPION SO I WILL JUST TELL YOU THE RESULTS
Hart Dynasty beat the Uso brothers and Tamina, with a Tornado Clothesline by Natalya. nice to see her in action again! the usos despite saying that they are breaking the Samoan stereotype have samoan drops, nerve pinches, splashes, and superkicks in their movesets. oh and Stryker told us that uso means brother so they are the Brother Brothers! you cant make this shit up!
Rey Mysterio is your new Worlds champion after Kane arrived and put Punk in a casket.
Douchey McNotalent aka Gobshite from Mtv retained the us belt from R-truth with a Roll-Up!
BAN THE ROLL-UP
and finally the nxt rookies destroyed John cena leaving shemus to pick the bones and become a 2 time wwe champion!
IRELAND IS A WORLD CHAMPION!
TAKE THAT FRANCE!
Overall: all the opening matches were exciting bit in fizzled out when the usos BAD 90S HIP HOP started playing, with the younger talent winning most of their matches tonight and the nxt rookies looking strong there is no doubt, WWE Are using its Younger Talent!
Well thats it!
i am on Youtube on www.youtube.com/ThePathofenlightment
JOIN ME SOON AS I DO MY WWE TALENT EVALUTION NEXT MONTH!
Friday, May 28, 2010
world cup walkers: a review.
i hate soccor.
if did like soccor then i would'nt have become
THE(self proclaimed) GREATEST WRESTLING WRITER IN IRELAND!
but i do like tie-ins
and since mcdonalds have dropped the ball on making a limited edition burger its walkers crisps to the rescue. with 13 not 15 new flavours and each is a different flavour and country.
Irish stew
what it is: a stew of beef, carrot,parsnips and lentils.
What it tastes like: a crisp with a delicous more-ish flavour
English roast beef.
what it is: roast beef yorkshire pudding and gravy
what it taste like: horrible just the taste of gravy. no beef at all
Spanish Paella
a thin stew made with cod shrimp and mussels. but it a chicken one we are having
What it tastes like: spicy with a nice mix of vegetables
French Garlic baguette
GARLIC...BREAD?
What taste like: a buttery flavoured crisp with a full flavour. not everyone likes Garlic though!
Italian spagetti bolanase
what it tastes like: like it says on the tin! but this was the last flavour i taste and i have to say this of 13 flavours ,5 where beef dishes. at least make italy carbonara at least.
German bratwurst.
a big saugase filled with herbs spices and a lot of meat.
What tastes like smells like a hot-dog and tastes just as good.
edam cheese
THE ONLY CHEESE MADE BACKWARDS!
bad joke aside,this flavour made me nostalgic for cheese-um pringles.
South african chutney.
chutney. the southen hemispere counterpart of Marmite.
horrible vile flavour. next
Australian kangaroo
The kangaroo.
symbol of australia.
savers of little boys down wells.
and now~crisp flavour?
dont get your hopes up its just smokey bacon!
Japanese Teriyaki
this is a delicious flavour. it makes me want to have a bowl now, if i could a bowl in ireland anyway.
argentinaean steak
bland. but a least we know where the meat from england went.
Brazilian salsa
an exploision of spice greets you at crisp 1. and has a tomatoey after taste.
American cheeseburger.
tastes just like a big mac! if fact macdonalds should just team with walkers and make this a permanent flavour. the taste is uncanny!
Winner
Japan
runners up
usa
ireland
germany.
well thats it join me at the end of this month for fatal fourway results.
if did like soccor then i would'nt have become
THE(self proclaimed) GREATEST WRESTLING WRITER IN IRELAND!
but i do like tie-ins
and since mcdonalds have dropped the ball on making a limited edition burger its walkers crisps to the rescue. with 13 not 15 new flavours and each is a different flavour and country.
Irish stew
what it is: a stew of beef, carrot,parsnips and lentils.
What it tastes like: a crisp with a delicous more-ish flavour
English roast beef.
what it is: roast beef yorkshire pudding and gravy
what it taste like: horrible just the taste of gravy. no beef at all
Spanish Paella
a thin stew made with cod shrimp and mussels. but it a chicken one we are having
What it tastes like: spicy with a nice mix of vegetables
French Garlic baguette
GARLIC...BREAD?
What taste like: a buttery flavoured crisp with a full flavour. not everyone likes Garlic though!
Italian spagetti bolanase
what it tastes like: like it says on the tin! but this was the last flavour i taste and i have to say this of 13 flavours ,5 where beef dishes. at least make italy carbonara at least.
German bratwurst.
a big saugase filled with herbs spices and a lot of meat.
What tastes like smells like a hot-dog and tastes just as good.
edam cheese
THE ONLY CHEESE MADE BACKWARDS!
bad joke aside,this flavour made me nostalgic for cheese-um pringles.
South african chutney.
chutney. the southen hemispere counterpart of Marmite.
horrible vile flavour. next
Australian kangaroo
The kangaroo.
symbol of australia.
savers of little boys down wells.
and now~crisp flavour?
dont get your hopes up its just smokey bacon!
Japanese Teriyaki
this is a delicious flavour. it makes me want to have a bowl now, if i could a bowl in ireland anyway.
argentinaean steak
bland. but a least we know where the meat from england went.
Brazilian salsa
an exploision of spice greets you at crisp 1. and has a tomatoey after taste.
American cheeseburger.
tastes just like a big mac! if fact macdonalds should just team with walkers and make this a permanent flavour. the taste is uncanny!
Winner
Japan
runners up
usa
ireland
germany.
well thats it join me at the end of this month for fatal fourway results.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
3 TICKETS TO HELL:PART 1:DEAD OR ALIVE!
(THIS IS PART1 FOR PART 2-boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com)
For part 3 xwauniverse.com-off topic forum)
I love computer Games.
Sonic,Mario,Final fantasy, Streets of rage,Golden axe
these Aren't parts of my childhood, These ARE chilshood as far as i'm concerned.
But there is one Genre of Game that i enjoy
FIGHTERS
Street fighter,Mortal Kombat, Tekken Hell even Bloody Roar I love fighters. i have played the first game of every one and the subject matter of todays film and i didnt like it.
The Complicated jerky controls, lack of a story mode and bland carectors turned me off the game. it was only popular because of the ridicolusly large chested female carectors. not surprisly a spin-off of a volleyball game that was exclusive to x-box single handedly boosted the consoles sales.
so now i'm reviewing the movie and loh and behold its a perfect transition into film, with sub-standard story and bland one dimensional carectors as well as hundreds of soft-core bikini shots rather than focusing on being a fighting film.
So lets review this as we pull out on our 3 tickets to hell.
The film starts in a hidden temple in Japan. Where the Ninja princess Kasumi (Played by that hot asian chick in Fast Car GO VROOM!-i mean 2 fast 2 Furious) is told that her brother Hetachi has died. Unconvinced, she sets off to the tournament that he was last seen. Her Guard, Hayabusa, (who for the record never once wears the trademark mask, by the way) warns her that if she leaves the palace, she will be a shinobi, and the guards will kill her. as kasumi walks down the palace steps. the guards are reluntant to kill there only ruler. but its kasumi servent (and though she is not mentioned as such in this film) also her half-sister, Anaye. she tells Kasumi that she will kill her to take her throne. as she runs downs the steps disrobes her kimono for more wear and activates a concealed hang-glider.
THAT!
MAKES!
NO!
SENSE!
She came down the steps and flew away couldn't she have stay at the top used it?
but no its about to get much stupid as (and i'm not kidding here) a flying remote contol shurken with an email flies into the glider.
imagine if you got that in eye and if every piece of post was like that?
oh here's the po-AAAARGH MY EYE!-I got it out -AAAARGH ITS A GAS BILL!
we now cut to the South China Seas and what do we see first?
A pair of tits in an Old Glory bikini!
wow! Nice to see what takes precident in the DOA universe.
Class.
This pair are surgically attached to Tina Armstrong (played by Jamie Pressly), A women Wrestler who wants to be a legitimate fighter. she does this by beating up some pirates. and how does she shows off her wrestling prowless?
With Punches,Kicks And Slaps!
Huh.
Must go to the same wrestling school as Cody Rhodes!
And now a third backstory in hong kong and what is the first thing we see?
a woman in a shower.
Imagine the script to this film! the writers must be 12 at least!
The woman is called Christy, who is played by Aussie pop-singer Holly Valance the carector is an english jewel thief.
Wait..wait.. an englidh carector in a fighting-game francise is played by an australian pap-star?....Now where have i heard that before?
(street fighter the movie video cover flashes on eamonns screen as the theme from the omen plays out)
NOOOOOOOO!!!
(12 hours of crying in a fetal position later)
in fine(sheds tear) im okay.
in fact valance is not a good enough actresses to pull any other accent than her own. okay back to the scene.
as mentioned, Christy is a thief who is a double crossed by her boyfriend, max. as the cops try to arrest her, in a display of fighting and putting on underwear(talk about multitasking!) escapes on maxs motorcycle and she too gets an email Shuriken of doom!
The tournament is set on the private Doa Island, where we met the rest of the cast.
Zack our token black Guy, who wants to hit all the white girls.
"I'm a Sterotype!"
(wears leprecaun hat and drinks whiskey)
Bass, Tinas father(Played by Kevin Nash)
Lets talk about Nash a bit a guy in TNA says al the time that hes all about the money. i wonder how much they payed him to to be in this craptacular?
Helena Douglas, Daughter of DOA founder, fame Douglas
(Perfect strangers Plays in the background)
CUT MY FUCKING MUSIC!"
No,not Shane Douglas, fame Douglas, who by plot convience died in the last tournament
and the new director of DOA. Dr Victor Donavan, who was entered the other carectors in the game series as his bodyguards.
i should point out that in the game continuity, only leon and bayman are evil wait did i say that Donavan is evil? you werent suppossed to know that yet!
and now its time for a physical exam.
could this be a chances to see our heroines boobies?
The answer, is yes.
The fighters are injectec with nanobots that will take readings on the carctors. Dovavans assisant, waterby has a crush on Helana, and he is not the only one interested in her as Max who tricked Donavan to compete is here to steal donavans fortune. he tells christy of a code tattooed on helenas butt-crack and that its a pin number of some-sort!
get used to this as its the secondary carectors are more interesting than our heroines.
Montage time as all the carectors with 5 seconds more screen time qualify.
Donavan tells kasumi that her next opponent is Leon, who killed her brother
and who is playing leon?
WHO IS THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKER?
(sigh)
the platinum blonde guy from ANTM!
Yeah he is more muscular than what i've seen on tv, but it doesn't change the fact the fact that it's Mister Fucking Jay
so Leon has no lines save for "Die!"
but if wasnt in carector he'd probably say this.
"oooh i'm scratch your eyes out!"
or
"I'll harm you girlfriend!"
But not only does she have to fight Mr Ambigous, but Anaye also.
Kasumi beats the FUCK! out of mister Jay, but not before concluding that leon could not have killed her brother
"Y'think?"
Kasumi fight with Ostergen Man has complety destroyed Christies bedroom, so she shares tinas bed as bass comes in to fight his daughter
i smell hijinks!
Nash is clearly the funniest guy in this guy in this film chewing the scencery at every turn!
back in the lab Waterby is jealous of max getting close to Helena. so he makes a match between max and bayman
Max kicks his shoes off into the Russian's crotch and stumbles into furniture and max wins his"match"
it was bad but at least he did'nt do a roll-up.
BAN THE ROLL-UP!
The next day tina bets her father in short match, why is it so short?
To make time for boobies! as our heroines play volleyball in bikinis!
Yeah, who needs that kidstuff called storyline or carector development?
WE GOTZ BOOBIEZ!!1!1
Mercifully Anaye shurikens the volleyball and we get what we pay for, a fight scene as it turns into Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rip-off.
hey i'm not complaining since we are an hour in and we had 25 minutes of fight scenes.
now its comic relief time as waterby tries to talk to Helena with High-lar-ee-us results.
Meanwhile tina and zack are the next opponents, Zack being the stereotype that he is gets upset that Tina destroys his music equipment.
Yes, dont get angry that you may die in a semi legal tournament be angry that equipment to your side job gets destroyed!
so it seems that Zacks Muai Thai is no match for tinas punches,kicks,and slaps.
now cut away again as helena and christy are in bikinis and are told to fight!
Just look at this
(just two women fighting in bikinis in the rain,
(getting more excitable as few dirty macs appear in the room)
the rain water clinging to their clothes, 2 women touching one another, getting wet sand over them, getting all dirty. BITING AND HISSING AND SCREAMING LIKE CATS, GIVING IN TO THEIR ANIMALS INSTINTS UNTIL ONE COMES OUT VICTORIOUS!
(Hollering and cat-calling ensures)
wait wait wait!
(Macs leave disapointted)
During fight,Christy see helena has a tatoo of buddhas head which tell the two thiefs that the vault is in the statue on the island. she them kicks Helenas ass.
Upset that Helena loss Waterby goes to console Helena but tells her everything about Donavan evil plan,
Which is esssentally use waterbys nanobots to download the fighting styles of Hayabusa,Tina,Christrie and Kasumi.
Donavan sends his guards to kill Waterby and helena where she beats everyone in a nice Katana fight where waterbys only contribution is performing a Linkara Punch!
I AM A MAY'UN!
*PUNCH*
Meanwhile donavan unleashes his plan.
Sunglasses that transfers the data of our fighters.
Kasumis brother is alive! And donavans first opponent. the glasses not only downloads moves but predicts them.
heres an idea,Dumbasses!
TAKE HIS GLASSES OFF!
So Donavan's plan is revealedhe is selling this technology to the worlds terrorist organisations.
AAAARGH! A SCENE WITHOUT BOOBIES! TAKE IT AWAY! TAKE IT AWAY!
Waterby also tells Helena that Donavan Killed her Father.
time to wrap this up.
Our heroes kill donavan, the vault blows up with the money inside(Making christy's back story pointless) and Our Heriones return to Kasumis kingdom to retake the throne.
but not before Helena discards her carector development and turns back into a boy-crazy airhead
THIS FILM SUCKS!
The Main carectors are un-likable,It takes ages to get to the climax with that you sit through pointless boob obsessed fan service.
BUT ITS NOT OVER YET! AS THERE ARE 2 MORE STOPS ON THIS TRAIN JOURNEY OF SHIITY CELLULOID! PART 2 AT BOGGER BOX OFFICE AS JOE-JACK REVIEWS CHARLIES ANGELS 1!
For part 3 xwauniverse.com-off topic forum)
I love computer Games.
Sonic,Mario,Final fantasy, Streets of rage,Golden axe
these Aren't parts of my childhood, These ARE chilshood as far as i'm concerned.
But there is one Genre of Game that i enjoy
FIGHTERS
Street fighter,Mortal Kombat, Tekken Hell even Bloody Roar I love fighters. i have played the first game of every one and the subject matter of todays film and i didnt like it.
The Complicated jerky controls, lack of a story mode and bland carectors turned me off the game. it was only popular because of the ridicolusly large chested female carectors. not surprisly a spin-off of a volleyball game that was exclusive to x-box single handedly boosted the consoles sales.
so now i'm reviewing the movie and loh and behold its a perfect transition into film, with sub-standard story and bland one dimensional carectors as well as hundreds of soft-core bikini shots rather than focusing on being a fighting film.
So lets review this as we pull out on our 3 tickets to hell.
The film starts in a hidden temple in Japan. Where the Ninja princess Kasumi (Played by that hot asian chick in Fast Car GO VROOM!-i mean 2 fast 2 Furious) is told that her brother Hetachi has died. Unconvinced, she sets off to the tournament that he was last seen. Her Guard, Hayabusa, (who for the record never once wears the trademark mask, by the way) warns her that if she leaves the palace, she will be a shinobi, and the guards will kill her. as kasumi walks down the palace steps. the guards are reluntant to kill there only ruler. but its kasumi servent (and though she is not mentioned as such in this film) also her half-sister, Anaye. she tells Kasumi that she will kill her to take her throne. as she runs downs the steps disrobes her kimono for more wear and activates a concealed hang-glider.
THAT!
MAKES!
NO!
SENSE!
She came down the steps and flew away couldn't she have stay at the top used it?
but no its about to get much stupid as (and i'm not kidding here) a flying remote contol shurken with an email flies into the glider.
imagine if you got that in eye and if every piece of post was like that?
oh here's the po-AAAARGH MY EYE!-I got it out -AAAARGH ITS A GAS BILL!
we now cut to the South China Seas and what do we see first?
A pair of tits in an Old Glory bikini!
wow! Nice to see what takes precident in the DOA universe.
Class.
This pair are surgically attached to Tina Armstrong (played by Jamie Pressly), A women Wrestler who wants to be a legitimate fighter. she does this by beating up some pirates. and how does she shows off her wrestling prowless?
With Punches,Kicks And Slaps!
Huh.
Must go to the same wrestling school as Cody Rhodes!
And now a third backstory in hong kong and what is the first thing we see?
a woman in a shower.
Imagine the script to this film! the writers must be 12 at least!
The woman is called Christy, who is played by Aussie pop-singer Holly Valance the carector is an english jewel thief.
Wait..wait.. an englidh carector in a fighting-game francise is played by an australian pap-star?....Now where have i heard that before?
(street fighter the movie video cover flashes on eamonns screen as the theme from the omen plays out)
NOOOOOOOO!!!
(12 hours of crying in a fetal position later)
in fine(sheds tear) im okay.
in fact valance is not a good enough actresses to pull any other accent than her own. okay back to the scene.
as mentioned, Christy is a thief who is a double crossed by her boyfriend, max. as the cops try to arrest her, in a display of fighting and putting on underwear(talk about multitasking!) escapes on maxs motorcycle and she too gets an email Shuriken of doom!
The tournament is set on the private Doa Island, where we met the rest of the cast.
Zack our token black Guy, who wants to hit all the white girls.
"I'm a Sterotype!"
(wears leprecaun hat and drinks whiskey)
Bass, Tinas father(Played by Kevin Nash)
Lets talk about Nash a bit a guy in TNA says al the time that hes all about the money. i wonder how much they payed him to to be in this craptacular?
Helena Douglas, Daughter of DOA founder, fame Douglas
(Perfect strangers Plays in the background)
CUT MY FUCKING MUSIC!"
No,not Shane Douglas, fame Douglas, who by plot convience died in the last tournament
and the new director of DOA. Dr Victor Donavan, who was entered the other carectors in the game series as his bodyguards.
i should point out that in the game continuity, only leon and bayman are evil wait did i say that Donavan is evil? you werent suppossed to know that yet!
and now its time for a physical exam.
could this be a chances to see our heroines boobies?
The answer, is yes.
The fighters are injectec with nanobots that will take readings on the carctors. Dovavans assisant, waterby has a crush on Helana, and he is not the only one interested in her as Max who tricked Donavan to compete is here to steal donavans fortune. he tells christy of a code tattooed on helenas butt-crack and that its a pin number of some-sort!
get used to this as its the secondary carectors are more interesting than our heroines.
Montage time as all the carectors with 5 seconds more screen time qualify.
Donavan tells kasumi that her next opponent is Leon, who killed her brother
and who is playing leon?
WHO IS THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKER?
(sigh)
the platinum blonde guy from ANTM!
Yeah he is more muscular than what i've seen on tv, but it doesn't change the fact the fact that it's Mister Fucking Jay
so Leon has no lines save for "Die!"
but if wasnt in carector he'd probably say this.
"oooh i'm scratch your eyes out!"
or
"I'll harm you girlfriend!"
But not only does she have to fight Mr Ambigous, but Anaye also.
Kasumi beats the FUCK! out of mister Jay, but not before concluding that leon could not have killed her brother
"Y'think?"
Kasumi fight with Ostergen Man has complety destroyed Christies bedroom, so she shares tinas bed as bass comes in to fight his daughter
i smell hijinks!
Nash is clearly the funniest guy in this guy in this film chewing the scencery at every turn!
back in the lab Waterby is jealous of max getting close to Helena. so he makes a match between max and bayman
Max kicks his shoes off into the Russian's crotch and stumbles into furniture and max wins his"match"
it was bad but at least he did'nt do a roll-up.
BAN THE ROLL-UP!
The next day tina bets her father in short match, why is it so short?
To make time for boobies! as our heroines play volleyball in bikinis!
Yeah, who needs that kidstuff called storyline or carector development?
WE GOTZ BOOBIEZ!!1!1
Mercifully Anaye shurikens the volleyball and we get what we pay for, a fight scene as it turns into Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rip-off.
hey i'm not complaining since we are an hour in and we had 25 minutes of fight scenes.
now its comic relief time as waterby tries to talk to Helena with High-lar-ee-us results.
Meanwhile tina and zack are the next opponents, Zack being the stereotype that he is gets upset that Tina destroys his music equipment.
Yes, dont get angry that you may die in a semi legal tournament be angry that equipment to your side job gets destroyed!
so it seems that Zacks Muai Thai is no match for tinas punches,kicks,and slaps.
now cut away again as helena and christy are in bikinis and are told to fight!
Just look at this
(just two women fighting in bikinis in the rain,
(getting more excitable as few dirty macs appear in the room)
the rain water clinging to their clothes, 2 women touching one another, getting wet sand over them, getting all dirty. BITING AND HISSING AND SCREAMING LIKE CATS, GIVING IN TO THEIR ANIMALS INSTINTS UNTIL ONE COMES OUT VICTORIOUS!
(Hollering and cat-calling ensures)
wait wait wait!
(Macs leave disapointted)
During fight,Christy see helena has a tatoo of buddhas head which tell the two thiefs that the vault is in the statue on the island. she them kicks Helenas ass.
Upset that Helena loss Waterby goes to console Helena but tells her everything about Donavan evil plan,
Which is esssentally use waterbys nanobots to download the fighting styles of Hayabusa,Tina,Christrie and Kasumi.
Donavan sends his guards to kill Waterby and helena where she beats everyone in a nice Katana fight where waterbys only contribution is performing a Linkara Punch!
I AM A MAY'UN!
*PUNCH*
Meanwhile donavan unleashes his plan.
Sunglasses that transfers the data of our fighters.
Kasumis brother is alive! And donavans first opponent. the glasses not only downloads moves but predicts them.
heres an idea,Dumbasses!
TAKE HIS GLASSES OFF!
So Donavan's plan is revealedhe is selling this technology to the worlds terrorist organisations.
AAAARGH! A SCENE WITHOUT BOOBIES! TAKE IT AWAY! TAKE IT AWAY!
Waterby also tells Helena that Donavan Killed her Father.
time to wrap this up.
Our heroes kill donavan, the vault blows up with the money inside(Making christy's back story pointless) and Our Heriones return to Kasumis kingdom to retake the throne.
but not before Helena discards her carector development and turns back into a boy-crazy airhead
THIS FILM SUCKS!
The Main carectors are un-likable,It takes ages to get to the climax with that you sit through pointless boob obsessed fan service.
BUT ITS NOT OVER YET! AS THERE ARE 2 MORE STOPS ON THIS TRAIN JOURNEY OF SHIITY CELLULOID! PART 2 AT BOGGER BOX OFFICE AS JOE-JACK REVIEWS CHARLIES ANGELS 1!
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Summer schedule
all events likely to change
ALL SUMMER LONG-taste-testing the new world cup walkers
13th of may-Dead or Alive
14th of may-Charlies angels 1
15th of may-Charlies angels 2
ALL SUMMER LONG-taste-testing the new world cup walkers
13th of may-Dead or Alive
14th of may-Charlies angels 1
15th of may-Charlies angels 2
Monday, April 26, 2010
Extreme rules quickie
wont go in much detail as i am going to a family get-together and i dont know how much time i have
Shemus vs triple H is a no contest! shemus lays hunter backstage
bonus Match! Tag champs Big-shite! win two matches in a gaunlet match defeating Truth and Wisdom and mark henry and MVP, But loses to Hart Dynasty. who gets a title shot.
shocker of the night as JTG beats shad in a strap match. on shads shoulder. JTG touched the pads after gaspard did and struggled out of the hold to touch the 4th! a shocker since vince usually books the bigger men in these tag split matches.
punk defeated rey mysterio to keep his hair after an attack by masked Straight Edge Members (possibly James and Trevor)
swagger defeated orton in a great match
hhh vs shemus was restarted and heres a shemus won after 3 Pump kicks!
Beth regained the womens belt in a female orientated street fight with make-up ironing boards and mops as weapons. (is their anyone Vince wont offend?)
Edge wins in a nice little cage match
Fucking cena beat Shitista in a match that fans couldnt give a shit about with the crowd chanting "YOU BOTH SUCK" throughout.
the event was very well booked with some suprise turns in storyline. Thumbs up!
Shemus vs triple H is a no contest! shemus lays hunter backstage
bonus Match! Tag champs Big-shite! win two matches in a gaunlet match defeating Truth and Wisdom and mark henry and MVP, But loses to Hart Dynasty. who gets a title shot.
shocker of the night as JTG beats shad in a strap match. on shads shoulder. JTG touched the pads after gaspard did and struggled out of the hold to touch the 4th! a shocker since vince usually books the bigger men in these tag split matches.
punk defeated rey mysterio to keep his hair after an attack by masked Straight Edge Members (possibly James and Trevor)
swagger defeated orton in a great match
hhh vs shemus was restarted and heres a shemus won after 3 Pump kicks!
Beth regained the womens belt in a female orientated street fight with make-up ironing boards and mops as weapons. (is their anyone Vince wont offend?)
Edge wins in a nice little cage match
Fucking cena beat Shitista in a match that fans couldnt give a shit about with the crowd chanting "YOU BOTH SUCK" throughout.
the event was very well booked with some suprise turns in storyline. Thumbs up!
Friday, April 23, 2010
new wwe releases and what is vince McMahon smoking?
hey guys its me i've drawn myself away from writing the big 3 Tickets to Hell event to comment on this mornings releases.
while Jesse, Funaki, Yang and mike knox being released is nothing to get angry about!
the releases of shelton Benjamin, Mickie James and Katie Burchill is something that was must address!
first i hope Shelton goes to tna, why because matches being him, Kurt Angle or Samoa Joe or Aj Styles is the stuff of a fantasy bookers dream match. and in 90 days they may happen!
i don't see Katie in tna really due to the whole Anginina love/ green card thing i think see will return to england to wrestle
The reason that James is released is mainly due to her releasing a country western album and focusing more on her music than on wrestling and now the count of women who can wrestle has fallen from 6 to a paltry four. (natalya, beth,gail and alicia)
and still some how Jillian and the double dimwits still have jobs!
it boogles the mind!
while Jesse, Funaki, Yang and mike knox being released is nothing to get angry about!
the releases of shelton Benjamin, Mickie James and Katie Burchill is something that was must address!
first i hope Shelton goes to tna, why because matches being him, Kurt Angle or Samoa Joe or Aj Styles is the stuff of a fantasy bookers dream match. and in 90 days they may happen!
i don't see Katie in tna really due to the whole Anginina love/ green card thing i think see will return to england to wrestle
The reason that James is released is mainly due to her releasing a country western album and focusing more on her music than on wrestling and now the count of women who can wrestle has fallen from 6 to a paltry four. (natalya, beth,gail and alicia)
and still some how Jillian and the double dimwits still have jobs!
it boogles the mind!
Monday, April 19, 2010
An Angry Rant about Wrestling (Re:BAD BOOKING RAGE!)
I'm a little Angry at the moment people, so angry that the theme month is over, before it even started!
okay its on the back burner for a while there is something that i must address.
and that is the state of women wrestling in both wwe and tna wrestling
and yes i said that tna wrestlings division was better months ago but thats before Hackamania ran wild
with Hogan in tna, lets look at the things that orange sum-bitch has done to piss me off!
he changed the ring to 4-sided one, that pissed me off!
he filled the roster with all his old sycophants from wcw, that pissed me off!
he fired Kong and that spelled doom to the brand
it started last week with that STUPID STUPID! (tm Randy orton) lock-box challenge where 1 of 4 boxes had the belt in it where Angelina Love won. now no offence to love she is a great wrestler! its just winning the belt by chance, devalues the belt and how do you de-value the belt even more?
why put on the line in a russo favourite, the pin any-one tag match!
so now Madison the Jobber is tna champion, whether he will give the belt to velvet the mid-carder as a story-line is up for debate. but it just bad for business that a wrestler that is under-developed and part of a faction just to make them look credible(i'm looking at you, Steriod Man Rob Terry!)
the fact is Madisons reign (see what i did there?) will not mean anything...unless she improves your thrown into the deep end, girl now swim!
now on to the wwe....
REALLY VINCE, REALLY? YOU GAVE THE BELT TO A BIKINI MODEL AGAIN? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT? EVE CANNOT WRESTLE! SHE MISS HER FINISHERS ALL THE TIME AND DONT TELL ME THAT FLIP SENTON ON THE GROUND COUNTS AS A FINISHER! WHY NOT IN ENGLAND DID YOU HAVE ANY ENGLISH TALENT ON THE SHOW? WASNT THE SHOW IN ENGLAND A BIG THING IN THE 90S? COULDNT BUT KATIE LEA IN THE MATCH BUT YOU PUT A MODEL IN IT INSTEAD? WHAT THE FUCK VINCE!?
I'M DONE!
im done!
okay its on the back burner for a while there is something that i must address.
and that is the state of women wrestling in both wwe and tna wrestling
and yes i said that tna wrestlings division was better months ago but thats before Hackamania ran wild
with Hogan in tna, lets look at the things that orange sum-bitch has done to piss me off!
he changed the ring to 4-sided one, that pissed me off!
he filled the roster with all his old sycophants from wcw, that pissed me off!
he fired Kong and that spelled doom to the brand
it started last week with that STUPID STUPID! (tm Randy orton) lock-box challenge where 1 of 4 boxes had the belt in it where Angelina Love won. now no offence to love she is a great wrestler! its just winning the belt by chance, devalues the belt and how do you de-value the belt even more?
why put on the line in a russo favourite, the pin any-one tag match!
so now Madison the Jobber is tna champion, whether he will give the belt to velvet the mid-carder as a story-line is up for debate. but it just bad for business that a wrestler that is under-developed and part of a faction just to make them look credible(i'm looking at you, Steriod Man Rob Terry!)
the fact is Madisons reign (see what i did there?) will not mean anything...unless she improves your thrown into the deep end, girl now swim!
now on to the wwe....
REALLY VINCE, REALLY? YOU GAVE THE BELT TO A BIKINI MODEL AGAIN? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT? EVE CANNOT WRESTLE! SHE MISS HER FINISHERS ALL THE TIME AND DONT TELL ME THAT FLIP SENTON ON THE GROUND COUNTS AS A FINISHER! WHY NOT IN ENGLAND DID YOU HAVE ANY ENGLISH TALENT ON THE SHOW? WASNT THE SHOW IN ENGLAND A BIG THING IN THE 90S? COULDNT BUT KATIE LEA IN THE MATCH BUT YOU PUT A MODEL IN IT INSTEAD? WHAT THE FUCK VINCE!?
I'M DONE!
im done!
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
chris Kanyon Tribute
not much of a tribute since i didnt follow much of his career but here goes
last week cris Kludalis Died for a suspected suicide.
Kanyon was a good wrestler in my opinion he worked hard and had a fairly good move-set.
when wcw closed its doors kanyon like most of wcw talent showed up but kanyon kept a secret that will make him a stigma in wwe
Kanyon was Openly Gay.
and Vince and HHH gave him a BOY GEORGE GIMMICK!
he appeared at the audience during the dx reunion with a sign asking Shawn to "pray for this gay soul" and he disapeered from the scene. until his death
as an inspirational wrestler who fought hard for change but failed but never gave up, Chris Kanyon we are going to miss you
Chris Kludalis
former tag and us champion
1970-2010
one last time
WHO'S BETTAH DAN KANYON?
for once, it really is NOBODY!
last week cris Kludalis Died for a suspected suicide.
Kanyon was a good wrestler in my opinion he worked hard and had a fairly good move-set.
when wcw closed its doors kanyon like most of wcw talent showed up but kanyon kept a secret that will make him a stigma in wwe
Kanyon was Openly Gay.
and Vince and HHH gave him a BOY GEORGE GIMMICK!
he appeared at the audience during the dx reunion with a sign asking Shawn to "pray for this gay soul" and he disapeered from the scene. until his death
as an inspirational wrestler who fought hard for change but failed but never gave up, Chris Kanyon we are going to miss you
Chris Kludalis
former tag and us champion
1970-2010
one last time
WHO'S BETTAH DAN KANYON?
for once, it really is NOBODY!
Monday, March 29, 2010
the 100th post... wrestlemania 26
28/3/10
university of Phionex Stadium,Arizona
we have crossed the dessert to get to the show of shows the Grand daddy of them all.Wrestlemania 26 and much like the shifting sands of the Arizona dessert. nothing will be same after tonight.
and this is the first post of the new look enlightened page. its easier to read and to navigate. plus orange will now be the colour of John Cena so now i hate Orange!
And now to our feature presentation!
america the beutiful was sang by Idol winner Fantasia. or as the song is called in Ireland, "the Last Piss-Break before the matches" (With apoligies to Americans Everywhere)
video package was good!
UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Truth and Wisdom (r-truth and John Morrison) Vs Big-Shite (big show and The Miz)
hey miz,Edge called he wants his jacket back! seriously it look just like it right down to the rectangular fasteners and shoulder pads. okay match starts of like every miz match with him getting his ass hand to him with a double leg drop( one breaking dancing,one toprope) and thats it! thats much co-heviseness that the challengers have for one move and to think that miz and morrison only separted last year. starship pain misses and morrision lands on the "injured" ankle.
Big show and one Linkara Punch...
I AM A MAY'UN!
*PUNCH*
...and this ones in the books!
WINNER AND STILL TAG CHAMPION: BIG-SHITE! 2/5
as predicted, due to the lack of teams.
a video package of Fan Axxess i wish i was there.
and yes thats access with 2 Xs
B-COZ PUR LITRA-C IZ....KEWL!
orton won triple threat match 4/5
MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH
KOFI KINGSTON VS MVP VS EVAN BOURNE VS JACK SWAGGER VS SHELTON BENJAMIN VS MATT HARDY VS DOLPH ZIGGLER VS DREW MACINTYRE VS KANE VS CHRISTIAN
Kofi's new hair cut is ...well he looks like a cross between Mr T and a Mohican. which brings the question what would happen if Mr T was A Native American?
Mr T: I PITY THE FOOL, WHO DOES'NT VOTE YES ON PRO-GAMBLING REFORM LAWS!
Weird!
Kane has a black eye coming in! and this match is under way! Hardy gets a twist of Fate Early and its a scramble to get up the ladder. this leads to a choke slam and christian monkey flips bourne onto a ladder
zig-zag of the ladder to Christian but ziggler gets porter's Players Boot but he gets a pay-dirt. next Shelton and Christian put 2 ladders on the rung of another and sandwich in Swagger. bourne is so close to the briefcase but instead shooting star press of the 20ft ladder. kane gets shelton brakers the ladder and his leg!
Shiek: BREAK DAT JABRONI LEIG!
But kofi gets the halves of the broken ladder and uses them as stilts! and nearly gets there in if wasnt for macintyre who as been absent in this match! new ladder and twist of fate on christian off it ! its christian and swagger and swagger hits christian with the briefcase and its swagger!
WINNER AND MR MONEY IN THE BANK 2010 : JACK SWAGGER
did'nt expect this to happen my money was on Christian still 3/5
Hall of Fame video package. who-ever that Base-ball guy is he sure is funny!
so here is the full list of hall of famers for this year
Ted Dibiasie, Snr-former 2xtag team champion
Antonio Inoki, Japanese Champion, and new japan Chairman
Maurice"Mad Dog" Vachon, Former AWA triple crown Holder and patriarch of the Vachon wrestling family
Wendi Ricther, 1-time women champion and the women that ended Fabolus moolahs 25-year title reign
Gourgeus George-Pionner of the business!
SOME BASE-BALL GUY
And
Stu Hart, wrestler,promoter,trainer and Patriarch of the Extended Hart Wrestling Family
Kevin Rudolfs i made it is the offical theme for tonight. i prefer let it rock!
SHEMUS VS TRIPLE H
Trips on offence early figure leg-lock on the Irish man. he breaks out,kick to the gut and two Fiery Red Hands but no cover shemus now doing something i have seen him do til now and playing the mat-game. using an camel Clutch a slam and an armbar. but hunter counters with a DDT.
BOO-YAY SPOT that leads to a face-buster! Sheamus goes for the Celtic Sword but counter into Pump Kick countered into pedigree back into a pump kick gets 2 . hunter with a spine buster pedigree and its over.
WINNER: TRIPLE H
I THINK SHEAMUS SHOULD FIND A NEW GYM TOMORROW!
CM PUNK VS REY MYSTERIO
Mysterio came out and for wrestlemania always comes out in one of kind gear based on comics last year he was the joker, and this year he's a Na'vi from Avatar. this is a very back and forward match but rey manages to take out Gallows so he can 619 Punk.
WINNER: MYSTERIO 3/5
STREET FIGHT
BRET HART VS VINCE MACMAHON
with the hart family and Hart Dynasty as Lumberjacks and with Bruce Hart as Referee , this was a one side match where vince had no offence.
WINNER: HART 1/5
WRESTLE MANIA 27 WILL BE IN HOT-LANTA PLAYAH!
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
CHRIS JERICHO(C) VS EDGE
edge tries the spear early but Jericho exits the ring.back in and we have some nice chain wrestling as you would expect of wrestlers of this high caliber. this leads to the Impaler DDT by Edge. but only gets 2 . Jericho is in the corner with spear of his own but gets a boot the head. edges turn but his spear is countered into a code -breaker gets 2. Jericho shin kicks Edge in the Heeling up leg followed by a Walls of Jericho in the ropes. Y2J takes out the ref and thats it code-Breaker FTW!
WINNER:JERICHO but tonight i found respect for Edge 5/5
AFTERMAT(C)H: Spear though the time-keepers table!
10 DIVA MATCH
HEEL DIVAS(DIVAS CHAMPION MARYSE,WOMEN'S CHAMPION MicHHHelle McCool,VICKIE GUERRERO,ALICIA FOX & LAYLA) VS FACE DIVAS (EVE TORRES, KELLY,MICKIE JAMES,BETH AND GAIL KIM)
this less of match and more of a finishing move spot fest. Kelly hits her Fame-asser on vickie, then micHHHelle the Not-Styles Clash on kelly then,Mickie hits the Barb Wire kick on MicHHHelle,then Maryse hits the French kisss on Mickie, then Gail hits the dAZED aND cONFUSED on Maryse, then,Eve hits a flip Senton(really?) on her as well,then layla hits her ENGLASH (as she says it with her fake accent!)Neckbreaker on eve. but mickie take he out with a frankensteiner but then alicia hits a Scissor kick but then beth hits the Glam slam but then micHHHelle goes for Awkard kick that shouldnt land but does. and now Vikki gets Kelly and goes for not a Frog Splash but a HOG Splash! oh striker you ease the pain of watching shit matches!
winner: HEELS 0/5
CENA WINS AGAIN, SUPRISE FUCKING SUPRISE!
UNDERTAKER VS SHAWN MICHAELS
CAREER VS STREAK
Shawn taunts taker and here we go! Flair chops by shawn, Jabs and Hooks by taker,irish whip in the corner charge by taker,old school blocked once but not a second time. Tombstone Early but HBK Wriggle out of it.goozled chokeslam but ddt in mid air. Shawn with a figure-four. this hot crowd of 75000+ people are loving this match.And i hope you are too!another chokeslam but shawn kicks out.tombstone by the Deadman but countered into an ankle lock. 'Taker at the ropes ref gets shawn to break the hold.big clothesline to the Phenom sends both men to the outside. shawn goes for a crossbody but he gets caught and tombstone on the floor.
Back in the ring as taker goes for the last ride but pain causes his legs to buckle under the weight. sensing the opportinity Michaels goes for the big elbow but gets knees instead. but this counter also is bad for taker as he got him with the bad knee. it also doesnt help when he uses the hells gate but taker gets rolled-up!
both mens finishers get 2 counts as the match is again taken out-side. Super-kick puts taker on the table and michaels Moon-saults through it. taker comes out first and is limping heavily, michaels throws himself in.
Taker goes for the cut-throat taunt but he stops when he realises his arm is bleeding. shawn helps himself up and taunts taker again. this time taker oblidges him and tombstones him for 3
WINNER: UNDERTAKER 18-0 6/5
SHAWNS CAREER IS NOW "OVER"
after the match in a show of respect and profressionalism,taker helps michaels to his feet and shook his hand. the announcers stood up and started there applause. 75000 people are now chanting "PLEASE DONT GO!" no music no commentary just the sights and sounds of the fans at ring side thanking shawn and crying. this was a very emotional closer. but this is wrestling. he'll be back!
so thats it and that was my 100th post i hope you enjoyed it and the rest of the blog. be sure to catch my 100 posts in a nutshell post to catch you up to speed!
thank you this is the Enlightened One saying keep on keeping on!
university of Phionex Stadium,Arizona
we have crossed the dessert to get to the show of shows the Grand daddy of them all.Wrestlemania 26 and much like the shifting sands of the Arizona dessert. nothing will be same after tonight.
and this is the first post of the new look enlightened page. its easier to read and to navigate. plus orange will now be the colour of John Cena so now i hate Orange!
And now to our feature presentation!
america the beutiful was sang by Idol winner Fantasia. or as the song is called in Ireland, "the Last Piss-Break before the matches" (With apoligies to Americans Everywhere)
video package was good!
UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Truth and Wisdom (r-truth and John Morrison) Vs Big-Shite (big show and The Miz)
hey miz,Edge called he wants his jacket back! seriously it look just like it right down to the rectangular fasteners and shoulder pads. okay match starts of like every miz match with him getting his ass hand to him with a double leg drop( one breaking dancing,one toprope) and thats it! thats much co-heviseness that the challengers have for one move and to think that miz and morrison only separted last year. starship pain misses and morrision lands on the "injured" ankle.
Big show and one Linkara Punch...
I AM A MAY'UN!
*PUNCH*
...and this ones in the books!
WINNER AND STILL TAG CHAMPION: BIG-SHITE! 2/5
as predicted, due to the lack of teams.
a video package of Fan Axxess i wish i was there.
and yes thats access with 2 Xs
B-COZ PUR LITRA-C IZ....KEWL!
orton won triple threat match 4/5
MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH
KOFI KINGSTON VS MVP VS EVAN BOURNE VS JACK SWAGGER VS SHELTON BENJAMIN VS MATT HARDY VS DOLPH ZIGGLER VS DREW MACINTYRE VS KANE VS CHRISTIAN
Kofi's new hair cut is ...well he looks like a cross between Mr T and a Mohican. which brings the question what would happen if Mr T was A Native American?
Mr T: I PITY THE FOOL, WHO DOES'NT VOTE YES ON PRO-GAMBLING REFORM LAWS!
Weird!
Kane has a black eye coming in! and this match is under way! Hardy gets a twist of Fate Early and its a scramble to get up the ladder. this leads to a choke slam and christian monkey flips bourne onto a ladder
zig-zag of the ladder to Christian but ziggler gets porter's Players Boot but he gets a pay-dirt. next Shelton and Christian put 2 ladders on the rung of another and sandwich in Swagger. bourne is so close to the briefcase but instead shooting star press of the 20ft ladder. kane gets shelton brakers the ladder and his leg!
Shiek: BREAK DAT JABRONI LEIG!
But kofi gets the halves of the broken ladder and uses them as stilts! and nearly gets there in if wasnt for macintyre who as been absent in this match! new ladder and twist of fate on christian off it ! its christian and swagger and swagger hits christian with the briefcase and its swagger!
WINNER AND MR MONEY IN THE BANK 2010 : JACK SWAGGER
did'nt expect this to happen my money was on Christian still 3/5
Hall of Fame video package. who-ever that Base-ball guy is he sure is funny!
so here is the full list of hall of famers for this year
Ted Dibiasie, Snr-former 2xtag team champion
Antonio Inoki, Japanese Champion, and new japan Chairman
Maurice"Mad Dog" Vachon, Former AWA triple crown Holder and patriarch of the Vachon wrestling family
Wendi Ricther, 1-time women champion and the women that ended Fabolus moolahs 25-year title reign
Gourgeus George-Pionner of the business!
SOME BASE-BALL GUY
And
Stu Hart, wrestler,promoter,trainer and Patriarch of the Extended Hart Wrestling Family
Kevin Rudolfs i made it is the offical theme for tonight. i prefer let it rock!
SHEMUS VS TRIPLE H
Trips on offence early figure leg-lock on the Irish man. he breaks out,kick to the gut and two Fiery Red Hands but no cover shemus now doing something i have seen him do til now and playing the mat-game. using an camel Clutch a slam and an armbar. but hunter counters with a DDT.
BOO-YAY SPOT that leads to a face-buster! Sheamus goes for the Celtic Sword but counter into Pump Kick countered into pedigree back into a pump kick gets 2 . hunter with a spine buster pedigree and its over.
WINNER: TRIPLE H
I THINK SHEAMUS SHOULD FIND A NEW GYM TOMORROW!
CM PUNK VS REY MYSTERIO
Mysterio came out and for wrestlemania always comes out in one of kind gear based on comics last year he was the joker, and this year he's a Na'vi from Avatar. this is a very back and forward match but rey manages to take out Gallows so he can 619 Punk.
WINNER: MYSTERIO 3/5
STREET FIGHT
BRET HART VS VINCE MACMAHON
with the hart family and Hart Dynasty as Lumberjacks and with Bruce Hart as Referee , this was a one side match where vince had no offence.
WINNER: HART 1/5
WRESTLE MANIA 27 WILL BE IN HOT-LANTA PLAYAH!
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
CHRIS JERICHO(C) VS EDGE
edge tries the spear early but Jericho exits the ring.back in and we have some nice chain wrestling as you would expect of wrestlers of this high caliber. this leads to the Impaler DDT by Edge. but only gets 2 . Jericho is in the corner with spear of his own but gets a boot the head. edges turn but his spear is countered into a code -breaker gets 2. Jericho shin kicks Edge in the Heeling up leg followed by a Walls of Jericho in the ropes. Y2J takes out the ref and thats it code-Breaker FTW!
WINNER:JERICHO but tonight i found respect for Edge 5/5
AFTERMAT(C)H: Spear though the time-keepers table!
10 DIVA MATCH
HEEL DIVAS(DIVAS CHAMPION MARYSE,WOMEN'S CHAMPION MicHHHelle McCool,VICKIE GUERRERO,ALICIA FOX & LAYLA) VS FACE DIVAS (EVE TORRES, KELLY,MICKIE JAMES,BETH AND GAIL KIM)
this less of match and more of a finishing move spot fest. Kelly hits her Fame-asser on vickie, then micHHHelle the Not-Styles Clash on kelly then,Mickie hits the Barb Wire kick on MicHHHelle,then Maryse hits the French kisss on Mickie, then Gail hits the dAZED aND cONFUSED on Maryse, then,Eve hits a flip Senton(really?) on her as well,then layla hits her ENGLASH (as she says it with her fake accent!)Neckbreaker on eve. but mickie take he out with a frankensteiner but then alicia hits a Scissor kick but then beth hits the Glam slam but then micHHHelle goes for Awkard kick that shouldnt land but does. and now Vikki gets Kelly and goes for not a Frog Splash but a HOG Splash! oh striker you ease the pain of watching shit matches!
winner: HEELS 0/5
CENA WINS AGAIN, SUPRISE FUCKING SUPRISE!
UNDERTAKER VS SHAWN MICHAELS
CAREER VS STREAK
Shawn taunts taker and here we go! Flair chops by shawn, Jabs and Hooks by taker,irish whip in the corner charge by taker,old school blocked once but not a second time. Tombstone Early but HBK Wriggle out of it.goozled chokeslam but ddt in mid air. Shawn with a figure-four. this hot crowd of 75000+ people are loving this match.And i hope you are too!another chokeslam but shawn kicks out.tombstone by the Deadman but countered into an ankle lock. 'Taker at the ropes ref gets shawn to break the hold.big clothesline to the Phenom sends both men to the outside. shawn goes for a crossbody but he gets caught and tombstone on the floor.
Back in the ring as taker goes for the last ride but pain causes his legs to buckle under the weight. sensing the opportinity Michaels goes for the big elbow but gets knees instead. but this counter also is bad for taker as he got him with the bad knee. it also doesnt help when he uses the hells gate but taker gets rolled-up!
both mens finishers get 2 counts as the match is again taken out-side. Super-kick puts taker on the table and michaels Moon-saults through it. taker comes out first and is limping heavily, michaels throws himself in.
Taker goes for the cut-throat taunt but he stops when he realises his arm is bleeding. shawn helps himself up and taunts taker again. this time taker oblidges him and tombstones him for 3
WINNER: UNDERTAKER 18-0 6/5
SHAWNS CAREER IS NOW "OVER"
after the match in a show of respect and profressionalism,taker helps michaels to his feet and shook his hand. the announcers stood up and started there applause. 75000 people are now chanting "PLEASE DONT GO!" no music no commentary just the sights and sounds of the fans at ring side thanking shawn and crying. this was a very emotional closer. but this is wrestling. he'll be back!
so thats it and that was my 100th post i hope you enjoyed it and the rest of the blog. be sure to catch my 100 posts in a nutshell post to catch you up to speed!
thank you this is the Enlightened One saying keep on keeping on!
Thursday, March 11, 2010
THE STREAK: A RETROSPECTIVE OF UNDERTAKER AT WRESTLEMANIA
17-0
this numbers drum up feelings of excitement in wrestling fans as Undertaker as he nears his 2 decade tenure in WWE. but are the matches any good? well join me as we walk down memory lane.
a little key to start with i will mention along with Mania number,a up or down in regrads to the year before,his alignment and how the match was won.
1.
vs Jimmy snuka (N/A, Heel, WM7 Pinfall)
The Superfly was his first victim snuka was far from his prime but this was a good match.
2.
vs Jake the snake (down,Face,WM8, Pinfall)
again another wrestler past his prime but jake was in terrible shape but it was to get worse..
3.vs "Giant" Gonzalez(down,Face,WM9,Dq)
vs Wrestlemania 9 has got to be the worst mania ever! case in point takers opponent a BASKET-BALL PLAYER AND NOT A WRESTLER! at least Vince didnt hire strippers and model to bulk up his womens division and give his tag and us belt to a gobshite from MTV right?
oh.
Moving on!
4 vs King Kong Bundy(up,Face WM10,Pinfall)
what difference a year makes. wm2 Bundy had a title match,the year after that a tag match with..Midgets?
again Bundy was past his prime but at least he was better than the year before!
5 vs Diesel aka Kevin Nash(up,Face,wm12 pinfall)
the taker rose from the dead and smashed through the glass ceiling to met Nash( who just happens to be the best friend to the champ. taker became a main event competitor in the eyes of management because the next year...
6 vs Psycho sid Visious (up,face,wm13,pinfall)
the 13 mania is consider to be the second supercard in the franchises history. a young Dwanye Johnson took his first awkard steps towards stardom. Austin bled for the sport that he loves, and taker bet sid to capture his second wwe championship!
7vs Kane for the first time(up,face,wm14,pinfall)
Kane was one of wrestlings most anticipated debuts in wrestling. the"brother" of taker. the some-times rival sometimes tag partner was taker opponent at 14. the match was a success even if the rest of the night wasnt it!
8vs the big boss man(down,face,wm15,pinall)
the attitude era ia here! and taker is struggling the sport is told to "be real or get edgy" Taker does this by simulating Hanging a police man!
yeah! and you wonder why wwe gets a bad press!
9 vs triple h(Up,Face,wm17,pinfall)
by now Taker has changed he hangs up the hats and clock and is dressed in biker clothes. he comes out on a bike instead of the death-march in other-words we are seeing the man behind the gimmick! and in his home town of Houston, hhh is beating all over the reliant area!
10 vs Ric flair (down,heel,wm18.pinfall)
NEXT!
11 vs A-train and Bigshow(down,face,wm19,pinfall)
this was supposed to be a tag match against the above and with Nathan Jones.but was taken out. in the end the assist from jones had taker pin a-train
12 vs kane for the second time(up face wm20,pinfall)
the Deadman is back! the old gimmick is mixed with the new moves as the gimmick is new life breathed into it!
13vs Randy orton(up,face,wm21,pinfall)
legend vs legend killer. orton was too cocky and taker defeated him! but orton got the last laugh later that year!
14 vs Mark Henry(down face wm22,insertion in the casket)
KOOL-AID!
so taker won this match but mark henry is a plodding 400 man with all the speed of a tetonic plate. and the coffin was so big you could put a steinway in there!
15 vs batista(up,face,wm23,pinfall)
taker won his first world heavyweight belt that night against shitista!
16 vs edge(no change,wm24,submission)
Edge tried to stack the deck in his favour, but a win for the phenom was in the cards!
17vs shawn Michaels for the first time (up face,wm25,pinfall)
the match to end the last decade. this was a match you could show non-fans and say "this is why i love wrestling"
well thats it this is my 99th post! which means that i'm saving my mania results as number 100!
be sure to catch me on youtube though my name is naturally ThePathofenlightenment and on Bogger box office for Top 10 god-Awful childrens films.PERIOD!
this numbers drum up feelings of excitement in wrestling fans as Undertaker as he nears his 2 decade tenure in WWE. but are the matches any good? well join me as we walk down memory lane.
a little key to start with i will mention along with Mania number,a up or down in regrads to the year before,his alignment and how the match was won.
1.
vs Jimmy snuka (N/A, Heel, WM7 Pinfall)
The Superfly was his first victim snuka was far from his prime but this was a good match.
2.
vs Jake the snake (down,Face,WM8, Pinfall)
again another wrestler past his prime but jake was in terrible shape but it was to get worse..
3.vs "Giant" Gonzalez(down,Face,WM9,Dq)
vs Wrestlemania 9 has got to be the worst mania ever! case in point takers opponent a BASKET-BALL PLAYER AND NOT A WRESTLER! at least Vince didnt hire strippers and model to bulk up his womens division and give his tag and us belt to a gobshite from MTV right?
oh.
Moving on!
4 vs King Kong Bundy(up,Face WM10,Pinfall)
what difference a year makes. wm2 Bundy had a title match,the year after that a tag match with..Midgets?
again Bundy was past his prime but at least he was better than the year before!
5 vs Diesel aka Kevin Nash(up,Face,wm12 pinfall)
the taker rose from the dead and smashed through the glass ceiling to met Nash( who just happens to be the best friend to the champ. taker became a main event competitor in the eyes of management because the next year...
6 vs Psycho sid Visious (up,face,wm13,pinfall)
the 13 mania is consider to be the second supercard in the franchises history. a young Dwanye Johnson took his first awkard steps towards stardom. Austin bled for the sport that he loves, and taker bet sid to capture his second wwe championship!
7vs Kane for the first time(up,face,wm14,pinfall)
Kane was one of wrestlings most anticipated debuts in wrestling. the"brother" of taker. the some-times rival sometimes tag partner was taker opponent at 14. the match was a success even if the rest of the night wasnt it!
8vs the big boss man(down,face,wm15,pinall)
the attitude era ia here! and taker is struggling the sport is told to "be real or get edgy" Taker does this by simulating Hanging a police man!
yeah! and you wonder why wwe gets a bad press!
9 vs triple h(Up,Face,wm17,pinfall)
by now Taker has changed he hangs up the hats and clock and is dressed in biker clothes. he comes out on a bike instead of the death-march in other-words we are seeing the man behind the gimmick! and in his home town of Houston, hhh is beating all over the reliant area!
10 vs Ric flair (down,heel,wm18.pinfall)
NEXT!
11 vs A-train and Bigshow(down,face,wm19,pinfall)
this was supposed to be a tag match against the above and with Nathan Jones.but was taken out. in the end the assist from jones had taker pin a-train
12 vs kane for the second time(up face wm20,pinfall)
the Deadman is back! the old gimmick is mixed with the new moves as the gimmick is new life breathed into it!
13vs Randy orton(up,face,wm21,pinfall)
legend vs legend killer. orton was too cocky and taker defeated him! but orton got the last laugh later that year!
14 vs Mark Henry(down face wm22,insertion in the casket)
KOOL-AID!
so taker won this match but mark henry is a plodding 400 man with all the speed of a tetonic plate. and the coffin was so big you could put a steinway in there!
15 vs batista(up,face,wm23,pinfall)
taker won his first world heavyweight belt that night against shitista!
16 vs edge(no change,wm24,submission)
Edge tried to stack the deck in his favour, but a win for the phenom was in the cards!
17vs shawn Michaels for the first time (up face,wm25,pinfall)
the match to end the last decade. this was a match you could show non-fans and say "this is why i love wrestling"
well thats it this is my 99th post! which means that i'm saving my mania results as number 100!
be sure to catch me on youtube though my name is naturally ThePathofenlightenment and on Bogger box office for Top 10 god-Awful childrens films.PERIOD!
Monday, March 8, 2010
wrestlemania update
3 matches updated for you in title importance
Unified Tag team Match
Big-Shite(Big Show and Gobshite from MTV)(C) vs Truth and Wisdom (R-Truth and John Morrison)
money on: Remember when R-truth caused an ankle injury that was suppose to turn Morrison heel? do you think Creative remembers? i feel dirty saying that Big-Shite are the favourites to win.
Shemus vs Triple H
money on: i dont think Shemus is welcome at Hunters work-out sessions any-more!
Bret Hart vs Vince McMahon
Money on: bret but dont expect the Hitman of the past to shine through.Health problems will surely limit his moveset.
i'll be back when the card is finalised as well as a run down of THE STREAK! AT 'MANIA
Unified Tag team Match
Big-Shite(Big Show and Gobshite from MTV)(C) vs Truth and Wisdom (R-Truth and John Morrison)
money on: Remember when R-truth caused an ankle injury that was suppose to turn Morrison heel? do you think Creative remembers? i feel dirty saying that Big-Shite are the favourites to win.
Shemus vs Triple H
money on: i dont think Shemus is welcome at Hunters work-out sessions any-more!
Bret Hart vs Vince McMahon
Money on: bret but dont expect the Hitman of the past to shine through.Health problems will surely limit his moveset.
i'll be back when the card is finalised as well as a run down of THE STREAK! AT 'MANIA
Saturday, March 6, 2010
wrestlemania predictions
i will update this for any other matches signed but heres a few prediction of matches signed already and match not yet signed/fanatsy booking.
Matches already signed (in title importance)
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
John FUCKING Cena vs Shitista
with 7 moves between them this match will suck!
Money on: Fucking Cena
World Heavyweight Championship
Chris Jericho vs Edge
Money on: a fine match! dont care who wins!
Money in the bank
7 contestants so far
Christian vs MVP vs Kane vs Dolph Ziggler Vs Jack swagger vs Shelton Benjamin vs matt hardy
Money on: Christian
Streak vs Career
Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels 2
Money on 18-0 the safest bet ever made
Predictions
Rey Misterio vs cm punk
Mask vs Hair
Money on Bald Punk!
Matches already signed (in title importance)
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
John FUCKING Cena vs Shitista
with 7 moves between them this match will suck!
Money on: Fucking Cena
World Heavyweight Championship
Chris Jericho vs Edge
Money on: a fine match! dont care who wins!
Money in the bank
7 contestants so far
Christian vs MVP vs Kane vs Dolph Ziggler Vs Jack swagger vs Shelton Benjamin vs matt hardy
Money on: Christian
Streak vs Career
Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels 2
Money on 18-0 the safest bet ever made
Predictions
Rey Misterio vs cm punk
Mask vs Hair
Money on Bald Punk!
Friday, February 26, 2010
wrestlemania 25: best and worst!
last year i post my 24 greatest wm moments and my 24 wtf moments so here is an update for last year!
Best moment: Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels: Say what you will about WWE Creative and the booking team, but when it matters they can book a superb match! as you know 'Taker in his 20 year this november stint in wwe he has never lost a match at wrestlemania what was once a conincidence before wm 13 wear he won the title has become its own instiution. usually the setup for the match is this taker nearly win belt opponent(s) screws him over. match But this was a different execution this was 2 men one-upping each other costing matchs stealing moves and gimmicks! yes we seen that before but we knew that this match would be something to watch this match got 10 minutes+ at wrestlemania! to be honest i cannot remember what title matches where one that night! you have to be a compelling match to overshadow the titles!
Worst moment:the Miss Wrestlemania Battle Royal:
okay this i knew was going to suck! why well i'll tell you! it was a 25 diva (that term i hate so much!) battle royal. doesnt seems bad right?
one problem!
excluding Vickie and Garcia they only had 18 women on the roster!
so vinces tries to call in favors from former Divas
and somehow convince Sunny, Molly holly, Jackie Gayda-Haas, Torrie Wilson, amy weber and even Tara is convinced that the prize of a womens title shot for a year is enough for reprising the Victoria Gimmick.
one problem!
the night before Candice Michelle arm which she was rehading for 8 months has gone numb with pain and she cant compete so who replaces her in the match!
THE ITALIAN IN DRAG!
But it gets worse!
as santino calling himself santina gets the year long title shot as Kid rock's (whos live appearance before the match was pointless!) So Hotttt! plays the match out. so just to illiterate
25 diva match. vince cant count. favours spent. false promises. santino in drag. kid rock. Done
and your Shipment of FAIL has arrived.
and yes, thats Hotttt with 4 ts.
B-COZ PUR LITA-C IZ...
KEWL!
Best moment: Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels: Say what you will about WWE Creative and the booking team, but when it matters they can book a superb match! as you know 'Taker in his 20 year this november stint in wwe he has never lost a match at wrestlemania what was once a conincidence before wm 13 wear he won the title has become its own instiution. usually the setup for the match is this taker nearly win belt opponent(s) screws him over. match But this was a different execution this was 2 men one-upping each other costing matchs stealing moves and gimmicks! yes we seen that before but we knew that this match would be something to watch this match got 10 minutes+ at wrestlemania! to be honest i cannot remember what title matches where one that night! you have to be a compelling match to overshadow the titles!
Worst moment:the Miss Wrestlemania Battle Royal:
okay this i knew was going to suck! why well i'll tell you! it was a 25 diva (that term i hate so much!) battle royal. doesnt seems bad right?
one problem!
excluding Vickie and Garcia they only had 18 women on the roster!
so vinces tries to call in favors from former Divas
and somehow convince Sunny, Molly holly, Jackie Gayda-Haas, Torrie Wilson, amy weber and even Tara is convinced that the prize of a womens title shot for a year is enough for reprising the Victoria Gimmick.
one problem!
the night before Candice Michelle arm which she was rehading for 8 months has gone numb with pain and she cant compete so who replaces her in the match!
THE ITALIAN IN DRAG!
But it gets worse!
as santino calling himself santina gets the year long title shot as Kid rock's (whos live appearance before the match was pointless!) So Hotttt! plays the match out. so just to illiterate
25 diva match. vince cant count. favours spent. false promises. santino in drag. kid rock. Done
and your Shipment of FAIL has arrived.
and yes, thats Hotttt with 4 ts.
B-COZ PUR LITA-C IZ...
KEWL!
Friday, February 12, 2010
breaking news: survivor series scrapped!
as a wrestling blogger. its important to ALWAYS back up a story from a relible source as you know i get my wrestling news from rajah. while pannecby most fans it has never steered me wrong. but always read any news from a home site like wwes corparate site. and from that i read that wwe is scrapping its longest traditions.
no not wrestlemania we'll fight til we die if he did that!
but sirvivor series is being scrapped.
but what is replacing it?
something new?
of course not! vince is old so he like things familer!
but old doesnt mean crap!
take my tatse in music for me the 90s was when i waitted for the 80s to come back in fashion!
this is what wwe may choose to replace the series all these are winners (except the battle bowl that sucked the first time around) but only one will be chosen(not battle bowl)
Battle bowl-a dropping in the wcw stable! 16-make shift teams (made of wrestlers that JUST HAPPEN to be fueding) compete to be a tag-title shot
King of the ring-this need to come back!
War-games-2 rings side by side in a giant cage. 2 teams of 5 come in a no holds barred match. when all the combatents are in the match can be won by pinfall and submission
WWE: A NIGHT OF LEGENDS: a ppv in tribute to the legends of wwe with perhaps a legend in a match
WWE: THE STREETS: A STREET FIGHT EVENT
MONEY IN THE BACK TOURNAMENT: prelimenary matches to led to the final which is the money un the bank match itself.
Raw Roullette: i would pay to see a event where matches are added stips on the night itself. throw the book out the window. lets have some fun!
A NIGHT OF DIVAS: Really, vince, you want us to stay up at 2am watching skanks that dont know how to wrestle? REALLY!?!!
well thats its im spending valentines day being bitter that idiots are schilling money for crap that they will be throwing out the next day! and end of the month joe-jack will review a movie dont know which one yet!
its the blogs birthday so heres to more years ahead!
no not wrestlemania we'll fight til we die if he did that!
but sirvivor series is being scrapped.
but what is replacing it?
something new?
of course not! vince is old so he like things familer!
but old doesnt mean crap!
take my tatse in music for me the 90s was when i waitted for the 80s to come back in fashion!
this is what wwe may choose to replace the series all these are winners (except the battle bowl that sucked the first time around) but only one will be chosen(not battle bowl)
Battle bowl-a dropping in the wcw stable! 16-make shift teams (made of wrestlers that JUST HAPPEN to be fueding) compete to be a tag-title shot
King of the ring-this need to come back!
War-games-2 rings side by side in a giant cage. 2 teams of 5 come in a no holds barred match. when all the combatents are in the match can be won by pinfall and submission
WWE: A NIGHT OF LEGENDS: a ppv in tribute to the legends of wwe with perhaps a legend in a match
WWE: THE STREETS: A STREET FIGHT EVENT
MONEY IN THE BACK TOURNAMENT: prelimenary matches to led to the final which is the money un the bank match itself.
Raw Roullette: i would pay to see a event where matches are added stips on the night itself. throw the book out the window. lets have some fun!
A NIGHT OF DIVAS: Really, vince, you want us to stay up at 2am watching skanks that dont know how to wrestle? REALLY!?!!
well thats its im spending valentines day being bitter that idiots are schilling money for crap that they will be throwing out the next day! and end of the month joe-jack will review a movie dont know which one yet!
its the blogs birthday so heres to more years ahead!
Monday, February 1, 2010
Royal rumble 2010 results
THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA BEGINS.TONIGHT. AND YOU RIDING SHOTGUN WITH ME THE ENLIGHTENED ONE! OUR FIRST STOP, ATLANTA GEORGIA FOR THE ROYAL RUMBLE! HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA!
ECW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
CHRISTIAN(C) VS EZEKIAL JACKSON W/WILLIAM REGAL
Christian has held this belt for 8 months so i think title change tonight. since when has zeke being south american? hes being billed as a being from guyana? any way christian outwrestles Zeke through-out. but a Killswitch is countered and the champ is thrown out. speaking of which, Regal is thrown out by the ref. mounted sleeper into zekes ura-nage gets 2 followed by a ducking chothesline! zeke with a 3/4 nelson. not remembering that the killswitch is 3/4 neldson neck-breaker. but the champ fights back with a SHOR-YU-KEN!
YOU MUST BEAT SHEN LONG TO STAND A CHANCE!
Diving headbutt shades of C***s B****t! corner pendulum kick killswitch! Done!
WINNER AND STILL ECW CHAMPION: CHRISTIAN
Thats a shocker 3/5
Backstage: t eddy long and Tiffany the fembot.
Teddy congrats Fembot for great match and fembot being the Mega-whore that she is. actually flirts with the married man.hey if got got her the ecw job maybe she'll have all the gm jobs!
BUT NO, IT GETS WORSE! as cryme tyme do their borderline racist schtick! and ask the great khali for his number
BUT NO IT GETS WORSE!!
as runjin starts thanking in ebonic and khali does a b-boy poses.
BUT NO, ITS GETS WORSE!!!
as teddy khali runjin and bottom-bitch start singing Pantz on da ground!
BUT NO. IT. GETS. WORSE!!!!
as the miz comes out. finally it seems there is a point as teddy tells Douchebag that hes defending the belt to night against mvp but then
IT.
GETS.
WORSE!!!!!
As Khali sings who let the dogs out?
Also backstage Cody stirs it with orton.
SKILLET SINGS HERO? THE SAME BAND THAT GAVE US THAT SHIT FEEL LIKE A MONSTER DIRGE? WOW!
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP THE MIZ(C) VS MVP
MVP on offence early in fact this a one sided match why because his opponent is not a wrestler he is an idiot! Ballin' elbow play maker gets 2 but miz being a gobshite uses a cheap roll-up to win
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION:DOUCHEBAG!
BULLSHIT!0/5
Miz gets a playmaker to the delight of everyone
backstage: Jeri-show
Jericho sas that they should get back together but show says he should move on. r-truth comes out and taunts Jericko
Also Backstage: Orton and ted
he tells his Bitches to fuck off!
RAW.IS.HOSTED.BY WILLIAM.SHATNER.THIS.WEEK.
Shemus retains.
Orton beats the shit out ofORTONS BITCHES Legacy!
Mickie james new womens champ
taker retains in a fantastic effort by mysterio!
ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
ENTRY ONE: DOLPH ZIGGLER
ENTRY TWO:EVAN BOURNE
-Zig-Zag!
-air bourne!
entry 3: CM PUNK!
CM PUNK eliminates Ziggler and bourne.
punk all alone does a promo about straight-edge!
#4: jtg
eliminated another promo by punk!
#5 Khali:
Punk tries to get khali to take the Pledge but instead punk gets a brian chop and a Khali vice grip!
#6 beth Phionex
beth kisses khali over the ropes. but she gets put in the go to sleep
as #7 Zack ryder comes out
but beth and zack are eliminated and we get another promo about straight edge. Let me find a container for my joy!
triple h is out followed by Drew MacIntyre!
Punk is eliminated. that'll shut him up!
2 YOUNG TALENTED MEN IN MORRISON AND DIBIASIE ARE NEXT
morrison hits starship pain on Drew
number 12 is kane
double choke slam!
#13 is Boring Rhodes followed by mvp who is taken out by miz! so mvp is out of the rumble!
#15 is Carlito. HE STILL WORKS HERE?
3 BACKSTABBERS
#16 IS DOUCHEBAG!
stupid fold-in slam and mvp comes out to eliminated himself and Miz
#17 MATT HARDY
you know what i think this matt hardy's ye-
matt hardy is eliminated!
Never mind!
kane is gone too!
#18 shawn michaels
carlito,rhodes,dibiasie and morrison are eliminated!
#19 John FUCKING Cena
10 knuckle shuffle for dx
pedegree by hhh but gets eliminated
#20 benjamin
paydirt on cena
but gets eliminated
#21: YOSHITATSU!
alright a young talent who will be a favourit-
Tatsu is eliminated!
okay!
did some-one order the 3 plate of useless meat because in come Big show mark henry and chris masters
f.u on masters and masters is gone!
#25 r-truth
truth takes out both show and Mizark!
axe kick
JACK SWAGGER AND KOFI KINGSTON ARE NEXT!
swagger is eliminated!
#28 CHRIS JERICHO
truth is eliminated. fu on jericho .trouble in paradise but kofi is gone!
codebreaker on michaels
#29 EDGE IS BACK!
SPEARS FOR EVERYONE! JERICHO IS OUT! I'M CALLING IT! EDGE VS JERICHO AT MANIA!
#30 Batista!
spear
f.u. sweet chin music all on the the animal but michaels gets eliminated by batista as michaels looks dejected. IM CALLING MICHAELS VS BATISTA AT MANIA
Bastista is eliminated by cena who is eliminated by Edge!
WINNER :EDGE!
OVERALL:AT LEAST CENA DIDNT WIN I'M JUST SAYING!
well thats it!well thats it! februray the 12th is my blogs birthday so im doing live posts! see you then!
ECW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
CHRISTIAN(C) VS EZEKIAL JACKSON W/WILLIAM REGAL
Christian has held this belt for 8 months so i think title change tonight. since when has zeke being south american? hes being billed as a being from guyana? any way christian outwrestles Zeke through-out. but a Killswitch is countered and the champ is thrown out. speaking of which, Regal is thrown out by the ref. mounted sleeper into zekes ura-nage gets 2 followed by a ducking chothesline! zeke with a 3/4 nelson. not remembering that the killswitch is 3/4 neldson neck-breaker. but the champ fights back with a SHOR-YU-KEN!
YOU MUST BEAT SHEN LONG TO STAND A CHANCE!
Diving headbutt shades of C***s B****t! corner pendulum kick killswitch! Done!
WINNER AND STILL ECW CHAMPION: CHRISTIAN
Thats a shocker 3/5
Backstage: t eddy long and Tiffany the fembot.
Teddy congrats Fembot for great match and fembot being the Mega-whore that she is. actually flirts with the married man.hey if got got her the ecw job maybe she'll have all the gm jobs!
BUT NO, IT GETS WORSE! as cryme tyme do their borderline racist schtick! and ask the great khali for his number
BUT NO IT GETS WORSE!!
as runjin starts thanking in ebonic and khali does a b-boy poses.
BUT NO, ITS GETS WORSE!!!
as teddy khali runjin and bottom-bitch start singing Pantz on da ground!
BUT NO. IT. GETS. WORSE!!!!
as the miz comes out. finally it seems there is a point as teddy tells Douchebag that hes defending the belt to night against mvp but then
IT.
GETS.
WORSE!!!!!
As Khali sings who let the dogs out?
Also backstage Cody stirs it with orton.
SKILLET SINGS HERO? THE SAME BAND THAT GAVE US THAT SHIT FEEL LIKE A MONSTER DIRGE? WOW!
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP THE MIZ(C) VS MVP
MVP on offence early in fact this a one sided match why because his opponent is not a wrestler he is an idiot! Ballin' elbow play maker gets 2 but miz being a gobshite uses a cheap roll-up to win
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION:DOUCHEBAG!
BULLSHIT!0/5
Miz gets a playmaker to the delight of everyone
backstage: Jeri-show
Jericho sas that they should get back together but show says he should move on. r-truth comes out and taunts Jericko
Also Backstage: Orton and ted
he tells his Bitches to fuck off!
RAW.IS.HOSTED.BY WILLIAM.SHATNER.THIS.WEEK.
Shemus retains.
Orton beats the shit out of
Mickie james new womens champ
taker retains in a fantastic effort by mysterio!
ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
ENTRY ONE: DOLPH ZIGGLER
ENTRY TWO:EVAN BOURNE
-Zig-Zag!
-air bourne!
entry 3: CM PUNK!
CM PUNK eliminates Ziggler and bourne.
punk all alone does a promo about straight-edge!
#4: jtg
eliminated another promo by punk!
#5 Khali:
Punk tries to get khali to take the Pledge but instead punk gets a brian chop and a Khali vice grip!
#6 beth Phionex
beth kisses khali over the ropes. but she gets put in the go to sleep
as #7 Zack ryder comes out
but beth and zack are eliminated and we get another promo about straight edge. Let me find a container for my joy!
triple h is out followed by Drew MacIntyre!
Punk is eliminated. that'll shut him up!
2 YOUNG TALENTED MEN IN MORRISON AND DIBIASIE ARE NEXT
morrison hits starship pain on Drew
number 12 is kane
double choke slam!
#13 is Boring Rhodes followed by mvp who is taken out by miz! so mvp is out of the rumble!
#15 is Carlito. HE STILL WORKS HERE?
3 BACKSTABBERS
#16 IS DOUCHEBAG!
stupid fold-in slam and mvp comes out to eliminated himself and Miz
#17 MATT HARDY
you know what i think this matt hardy's ye-
matt hardy is eliminated!
Never mind!
kane is gone too!
#18 shawn michaels
carlito,rhodes,dibiasie and morrison are eliminated!
#19 John FUCKING Cena
10 knuckle shuffle for dx
pedegree by hhh but gets eliminated
#20 benjamin
paydirt on cena
but gets eliminated
#21: YOSHITATSU!
alright a young talent who will be a favourit-
Tatsu is eliminated!
okay!
did some-one order the 3 plate of useless meat because in come Big show mark henry and chris masters
f.u on masters and masters is gone!
#25 r-truth
truth takes out both show and Mizark!
axe kick
JACK SWAGGER AND KOFI KINGSTON ARE NEXT!
swagger is eliminated!
#28 CHRIS JERICHO
truth is eliminated. fu on jericho .trouble in paradise but kofi is gone!
codebreaker on michaels
#29 EDGE IS BACK!
SPEARS FOR EVERYONE! JERICHO IS OUT! I'M CALLING IT! EDGE VS JERICHO AT MANIA!
#30 Batista!
spear
f.u. sweet chin music all on the the animal but michaels gets eliminated by batista as michaels looks dejected. IM CALLING MICHAELS VS BATISTA AT MANIA
Bastista is eliminated by cena who is eliminated by Edge!
WINNER :EDGE!
OVERALL:AT LEAST CENA DIDNT WIN I'M JUST SAYING!
well thats it!well thats it! februray the 12th is my blogs birthday so im doing live posts! see you then!
Monday, January 25, 2010
SPRING SCHELDULE
Subject to change
NEXT MONDAY-royal rumble results
februrary-12th 1st year annisversary live postings
bbo top 10 romantic films
elimination chamber results
March wrestlemania 26
April
backlash results
bbo-10 childerns film not good enough for christmas so they show them at Easter
Paddys day special.
(tna ppvs and any random rants not included.)
NEXT MONDAY-royal rumble results
februrary-12th 1st year annisversary live postings
bbo top 10 romantic films
elimination chamber results
March wrestlemania 26
April
backlash results
bbo-10 childerns film not good enough for christmas so they show them at Easter
Paddys day special.
(tna ppvs and any random rants not included.)
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE LYRICS(PARODY OF ATOP THE 4TH WALL)
Welcome to Eamonn's new blog,
the enlightened page!
when it comes to tv and wrestling,
Eamonn is a sage!
McMahon,
your not the smartest
Kennedy
you're a con-artist!
dont mention RTE cause
he'll go in a rage
BERMINGHAM!
HE'S ENLIGHTENED, BITCH!
Don't call him fat
BERMINGHAM!
Its the other guy
who wears a purdy hat!
BERMINGHAM!
Hogans, Bischoffs Nashes and Halls
THIS MATCH SUCKS BALLS!
BERMINGHAM!
sits down on the couch
and forces himself through it!
and poorly booked and ugly mess
but someones got to do it!
he doesnt care what Jordan did!
he wants 'Mania tickets for 20 quid!
but he wouldnt go to wwe show
because the audience is filled
with little kids
with random rants, mock the weeks reviews and diatribes
eamonn is here to lead the fans defiant
the enlightened page
like in a loin in cage!
come on divas dont you know anything about wrestling?
He would have love to work for WWE
But vince and Cena
turned it PG!
And now theres nothing left to do
but bitch bi-monthly on pay-per-view!
BERMINGHAM
HE IS ENLIGHTENED BUT
Whats that on his neck?
BERMINGHAM!
His favourite curse words
are bastard and feck!
BERMINGHAM!
Cooking up a storm on wrestlemania night!
BERMINGHAM!
BUT.
THIS.
MATCH.
IS SHITE.
BER-MING-HAM!
LYRICS-eamonn bermingham
(original song by Vincent E.L.)
(THEME SONG FOR ATOP THE WALL-CREATED BY LEWIS LOVAUG AKA LINKARA)
(WWW.THATGUYWITHTHEGLASSES.COM)
the enlightened page!
when it comes to tv and wrestling,
Eamonn is a sage!
McMahon,
your not the smartest
Kennedy
you're a con-artist!
dont mention RTE cause
he'll go in a rage
BERMINGHAM!
HE'S ENLIGHTENED, BITCH!
Don't call him fat
BERMINGHAM!
Its the other guy
who wears a purdy hat!
BERMINGHAM!
Hogans, Bischoffs Nashes and Halls
THIS MATCH SUCKS BALLS!
BERMINGHAM!
sits down on the couch
and forces himself through it!
and poorly booked and ugly mess
but someones got to do it!
he doesnt care what Jordan did!
he wants 'Mania tickets for 20 quid!
but he wouldnt go to wwe show
because the audience is filled
with little kids
with random rants, mock the weeks reviews and diatribes
eamonn is here to lead the fans defiant
the enlightened page
like in a loin in cage!
come on divas dont you know anything about wrestling?
He would have love to work for WWE
But vince and Cena
turned it PG!
And now theres nothing left to do
but bitch bi-monthly on pay-per-view!
BERMINGHAM
HE IS ENLIGHTENED BUT
Whats that on his neck?
BERMINGHAM!
His favourite curse words
are bastard and feck!
BERMINGHAM!
Cooking up a storm on wrestlemania night!
BERMINGHAM!
BUT.
THIS.
MATCH.
IS SHITE.
BER-MING-HAM!
LYRICS-eamonn bermingham
(original song by Vincent E.L.)
(THEME SONG FOR ATOP THE WALL-CREATED BY LEWIS LOVAUG AKA LINKARA)
(WWW.THATGUYWITHTHEGLASSES.COM)
Monday, January 18, 2010
GLOSSARY OF WRESTLING TERMS PART 4 IN-RING EVENTS
A-show
the no1 wrestling show the show with the main event wrestlers (RAW Impact Nitro)
A-team
the no1 commentator team(King and Jim Ross)
Abort
to abort a gimmick that was unpopular or contreversal
B-Show
the no2 show where the roster has more midcarders (smackdown Xplosion thunder)
Backyard
amatuer wrestling with empasisis on the word amatuer hardcore wrestling with more weapons and little wrestling fundamentals.
Beatdown/clubbering
2 0n 1 offence
Blind
when heel seconds and managers pretend that no cheating is happening
blind tag
to tag the back of the partner. this used to convey a break-up or an uneasy alliance.
blow-off
the final match in a fued
Blown-up
Tired
Broadway
time-limit draw
Busted open
Tired
Blading
to use a razor-blade to cut a forehead
carny
speaking in code
Call
1 the commentary 2 a taunt to signal a finisher
Cheap shot
1 a low blow2 an insult that breaks kayfabe
chemistry
the comradirie or rivalry between wrestlers
Clean
to win without cheating
Closet champion
a champ that fights once a month
colour
it you bleed you get paid
cue
to hit moves on time
Dark match
a untelevised match at a televised event
Dead weight
if wrestler is knock-out to the point he cant co-operate with his opponents power moves (compare Sandbag)
Decision
the refs final decision
Double turn
to change both the face or heel in match
Drop the belt
to lose the belt to someone probably due to injury or suspension(rey mysterio to john morrision)
Dud
a crap match
Dusty finish
when a referee is knocked out. a second ref comes out makes a decision, the first ref "wakes up" and reverse the decision. Named after Dusty Rhodes, who would book this finish all the time.
Extreme
extreme isnt a mood-its a lifestyle-paul Heyman
anything pertaining to the Original ECW.
False finish
when the jobbing wrestler hits his finisher gets 2 only to take his opponents finisher for the loss.this is used to convey that he would have won a to set a rematch
freebird rule
if a team that has more than 2 members become tag champs any two members can defend the belts.
Gusher
legit bleeding not caused by a blade.(flair) blading leaves gig marks dusty and Abdullah the butcher has prominent gig marks
hardcore
tough 2 matches that involve weapons
hot-shot
1 a toss to the top rope a gimmick to that is shocking and offensive
job-duty
to use a mid-carder as a jobber
juicing
1 legit bleeding2 taking steriods
legit heat
the real-life hatered that wrestlers have for each others. there matches can be the most physical because of that hatred (dusty/flair piper/mr t matt hardy/edge,cena/REAL FANS!)
Lock-up
a collar and elbow tie-up the hold that most holds transitions into.
miss
a missed move
money
a non title match that will draw money and elevate status
no contest
any match that has ended in double DQ or doble count-out
no show
wrestlers are contractly obligated to wrestle for 300 days uf they dont they have to sign an apperance bond and a fine
outlaw rule
in a tag anyone match partners cannot pin eachother to win.
powder
to leave the ring and re-enter
parts unknown
to give a wrestler with and outlandish gimmick more of a mystique,Their home-town is billed as parts unknown.
Rasslin'
wcw (and later tna) in the eyes of wwe
ref bump
to take the ref with a move
rust
to be away from the ring to long
roid rage
the madness that affects thebrian thanks to the juice
run in
to interfere in a match by running into the ring.
rushed
to rush a matched ending
sandbag
to refuse to cooperate with your opponents power moves
(compare dead weight)
school
aka power plant
a wrestling school
splash
the big splash
spotfest
a match booked with multiple spots
strong-style
Japanese wrestling.
undercard
see jobber/mid carder/lowcarder
upset
when a low-carder beats a main eventer
well thats it! i'll see you at the rumble and avatar review will be next week after saturday
the no1 wrestling show the show with the main event wrestlers (RAW Impact Nitro)
A-team
the no1 commentator team(King and Jim Ross)
Abort
to abort a gimmick that was unpopular or contreversal
B-Show
the no2 show where the roster has more midcarders (smackdown Xplosion thunder)
Backyard
amatuer wrestling with empasisis on the word amatuer hardcore wrestling with more weapons and little wrestling fundamentals.
Beatdown/clubbering
2 0n 1 offence
Blind
when heel seconds and managers pretend that no cheating is happening
blind tag
to tag the back of the partner. this used to convey a break-up or an uneasy alliance.
blow-off
the final match in a fued
Blown-up
Tired
Broadway
time-limit draw
Busted open
Tired
Blading
to use a razor-blade to cut a forehead
carny
speaking in code
Call
1 the commentary 2 a taunt to signal a finisher
Cheap shot
1 a low blow2 an insult that breaks kayfabe
chemistry
the comradirie or rivalry between wrestlers
Clean
to win without cheating
Closet champion
a champ that fights once a month
colour
it you bleed you get paid
cue
to hit moves on time
Dark match
a untelevised match at a televised event
Dead weight
if wrestler is knock-out to the point he cant co-operate with his opponents power moves (compare Sandbag)
Decision
the refs final decision
Double turn
to change both the face or heel in match
Drop the belt
to lose the belt to someone probably due to injury or suspension(rey mysterio to john morrision)
Dud
a crap match
Dusty finish
when a referee is knocked out. a second ref comes out makes a decision, the first ref "wakes up" and reverse the decision. Named after Dusty Rhodes, who would book this finish all the time.
Extreme
extreme isnt a mood-its a lifestyle-paul Heyman
anything pertaining to the Original ECW.
False finish
when the jobbing wrestler hits his finisher gets 2 only to take his opponents finisher for the loss.this is used to convey that he would have won a to set a rematch
freebird rule
if a team that has more than 2 members become tag champs any two members can defend the belts.
Gusher
legit bleeding not caused by a blade.(flair) blading leaves gig marks dusty and Abdullah the butcher has prominent gig marks
hardcore
tough 2 matches that involve weapons
hot-shot
1 a toss to the top rope a gimmick to that is shocking and offensive
job-duty
to use a mid-carder as a jobber
juicing
1 legit bleeding2 taking steriods
legit heat
the real-life hatered that wrestlers have for each others. there matches can be the most physical because of that hatred (dusty/flair piper/mr t matt hardy/edge,cena/REAL FANS!)
Lock-up
a collar and elbow tie-up the hold that most holds transitions into.
miss
a missed move
money
a non title match that will draw money and elevate status
no contest
any match that has ended in double DQ or doble count-out
no show
wrestlers are contractly obligated to wrestle for 300 days uf they dont they have to sign an apperance bond and a fine
outlaw rule
in a tag anyone match partners cannot pin eachother to win.
powder
to leave the ring and re-enter
parts unknown
to give a wrestler with and outlandish gimmick more of a mystique,Their home-town is billed as parts unknown.
Rasslin'
wcw (and later tna) in the eyes of wwe
ref bump
to take the ref with a move
rust
to be away from the ring to long
roid rage
the madness that affects thebrian thanks to the juice
run in
to interfere in a match by running into the ring.
rushed
to rush a matched ending
sandbag
to refuse to cooperate with your opponents power moves
(compare dead weight)
school
aka power plant
a wrestling school
splash
the big splash
spotfest
a match booked with multiple spots
strong-style
Japanese wrestling.
undercard
see jobber/mid carder/lowcarder
upset
when a low-carder beats a main eventer
well thats it! i'll see you at the rumble and avatar review will be next week after saturday
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