Don't worry! I'm still here on the Internet. 2012 IS GOING TO BE EXPLOSIVE! As my quest to reach 200 posts is still on!AS The pentulimate reviews to the current storyline on BBO COMES CLOSER THE CLIMAX SPILLS OVER TO BOTH BLOGS!
ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE
JAN-flippies 2011
-Royal Rumble results!
Genisis results!
FEB-WWE PPV RESULTS
TNA PPV RESULTS
Mar-TICKET TO RIDE: A Series of fiction that will shed light on the current "DEVIL'S DVD" STORYLINE!
April -wrestlemania!
BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE
Jan-Eamonn's top 10 cover songs and remixes
Feb-Sex and the city 2
Mar-The Chaperone
April-Hot tub time machine
All review will likely change or other posts may be posted.
so what do you think?
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Thursday, December 29, 2011
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Bound for glory results Quickie AND *SPOILER*
I'm running late to i can't give the big play-by-play so i'll keep it brief.Again.
Austin Aries retained Against a game Bryan Kendrick.
The Good matches continued As rvd and Lynn tore it up in Full Metal Mayhem
but the first slump came when Crimsonberg defeated Samoa Joe and Matt BORE-gan!
and continued when anderson bet bully ray. the original finish was a Kenton bomb through a table. but he missed. Then Karen "mother of the year!" Jarrett (after she was shown leaving her kids with the knockouts with gym equipment everywhere) refused to call any pin in the 4-way.Anyway velvet sky is the new champion in the women's division.
MATCH OF THE NIGHT was Daniels vs Styles in an I quit Match.plenty of high spots, Pschology, and You Fight Like A Cow moments!
Hardy made an appearance and beat of the founder (in name only these days) Jeff Jarrett
Oh and Dixie" paris hilton in 20 years time" carter is in charge once more. Expect more bad pushing, vince's table-scraps getting contracts and the audience being told not to swear as they think they are "cast members"
oh and great job pushing roode to the moon only to lose in Angles hometown. Who the fuck did you think the crowd would cheer for? Anyway we have a new champion this week.
*THE FOLLOWING IS A SPOILER IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW WHO IT IS, DONT SCROLL DOWN!
James Storm is your new tna World's champion.
Thank you and i'll see you next week for results on Vengeance!
Austin Aries retained Against a game Bryan Kendrick.
The Good matches continued As rvd and Lynn tore it up in Full Metal Mayhem
but the first slump came when Crimsonberg defeated Samoa Joe and Matt BORE-gan!
and continued when anderson bet bully ray. the original finish was a Kenton bomb through a table. but he missed. Then Karen "mother of the year!" Jarrett (after she was shown leaving her kids with the knockouts with gym equipment everywhere) refused to call any pin in the 4-way.Anyway velvet sky is the new champion in the women's division.
MATCH OF THE NIGHT was Daniels vs Styles in an I quit Match.plenty of high spots, Pschology, and You Fight Like A Cow moments!
Hardy made an appearance and beat of the founder (in name only these days) Jeff Jarrett
Oh and Dixie" paris hilton in 20 years time" carter is in charge once more. Expect more bad pushing, vince's table-scraps getting contracts and the audience being told not to swear as they think they are "cast members"
oh and great job pushing roode to the moon only to lose in Angles hometown. Who the fuck did you think the crowd would cheer for? Anyway we have a new champion this week.
*THE FOLLOWING IS A SPOILER IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW WHO IT IS, DONT SCROLL DOWN!
James Storm is your new tna World's champion.
Thank you and i'll see you next week for results on Vengeance!
Friday, October 14, 2011
Hershey month:Reese Brand
"you got chocolate in my peanut butter!" An ad so annoying it transcend itself to the American cartoons i watched as a child. Reese is hershey's peanut butter brand created its name sake, H.B Reese. In 1968 reese died and his company sold back to hershey. As a sign of respect the company became a brand rather than slapped hershey on the packs. It's flagship snack is the Reese's cup a cupcke shaped confection that is filled with peanut butter. as well as
- Nutragous!-a take that to snickers
- Reese's pieces -Atake that to M&M'S
Hershey: an Irishman's journey for America's chocolate counterpart: Part 1
A year Ago, Cadbury was bought by the Cheese company Kraft. Kraft, already has Milka and Hershey in its portfolio. This year Hershey made its way to Irish shelves with no fanfare whatsoever. So as a long overdue sequel to Cadbury month, here is Part 1 of 2, though we only have so much product so far.
The signature brand is the foil wrapped Hershey Brand, much like Our Dairy Milk, the bar is segmented into squares, only flatter. Appearing in 1894, created in Hershey, PA along with an almond flavour. in time dark and white version where made. Hershey is known for its "Hershey process" a trade secret for its unique taste. However its widely believed that the milk is lipolyzed, a process where fat is broken down by acid. its what increases its shelf life as considered to give it's unique sour taste.
Its flavours are
Teardrop-shaped chocolate wrapped in foil created in 1907. Named after the sound the machine made when one was created.
all the above flavours are available in this form.
The signature brand is the foil wrapped Hershey Brand, much like Our Dairy Milk, the bar is segmented into squares, only flatter. Appearing in 1894, created in Hershey, PA along with an almond flavour. in time dark and white version where made. Hershey is known for its "Hershey process" a trade secret for its unique taste. However its widely believed that the milk is lipolyzed, a process where fat is broken down by acid. its what increases its shelf life as considered to give it's unique sour taste.
Its flavours are
- Plain
- almonds
- Special dark
- cookies and creme (white)
- Pure dark
Teardrop-shaped chocolate wrapped in foil created in 1907. Named after the sound the machine made when one was created.
all the above flavours are available in this form.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
October schedule
Friday-Hershey month part 1 and 2
Wendnesday-bound for glory
WWE VENGENGE AND A MYSTERY REVIEW TO END OCTOBER AKA PAIN MONTH!
that is all.
Wendnesday-bound for glory
WWE VENGENGE AND A MYSTERY REVIEW TO END OCTOBER AKA PAIN MONTH!
that is all.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
NOC QUICKIE
all matches in ascending title inportance.
Beth lost to Kelly Kelly in her home town of Buffalo. After the match the crowd chanted bullshit at the champion who has being lucky rather than skillful so far.
Air Boom won via dq when the GOBSHITE FROM MTV attacked the ref. This is what happens when Non-wrestlers get wrestling contracts.
In an exciting match, dolph retained against Riley,morrison and swagger. will like to see rematch soon.
Cody rhodeth retained against his old stablemate, Ted DiBiasie, after a roll-up.
Mark henry ended 15 years of frustration by ending the Megapush, roster-screwing run of Randy BORE-TON! Henry is your new worlds champion.
Meanwhile John cena and Triple h...YOU KNOW THE REST!
Beth lost to Kelly Kelly in her home town of Buffalo. After the match the crowd chanted bullshit at the champion who has being lucky rather than skillful so far.
Air Boom won via dq when the GOBSHITE FROM MTV attacked the ref. This is what happens when Non-wrestlers get wrestling contracts.
In an exciting match, dolph retained against Riley,morrison and swagger. will like to see rematch soon.
Cody rhodeth retained against his old stablemate, Ted DiBiasie, after a roll-up.
Mark henry ended 15 years of frustration by ending the Megapush, roster-screwing run of Randy BORE-TON! Henry is your new worlds champion.
Meanwhile John cena and Triple h...YOU KNOW THE REST!
Thursday, September 15, 2011
no tna results again!
I'm sorry about this and forgive me if this post goes off in a tangent but let me explain why tna ppvs results always appear on Thursdays on my blog.
I Live in Ireland, in case the Irish name wasn't a giveaway already, and unlike WWE PPVS that are shown Live or the next day at a reasonable time for a whole week, TNA PPVS are shown ONCE at a time that will make the average insomniac go "Jaysus, that's a bit late,innit?"
and its not even on Sky sports!
Of all the complaining i do at home about soccor matches going into penalties, or FUCKING CRICKET on the box for EIGHT FUCKING HOURS, at least raw, smackdown and nxt fits into sky sports demographic.
Tna on the other hand, is shown on challenge. a game show Channel. a channel, much like most on sky, whose broadcasts are made of repeats. In fact, 98% of programming on 125 are programmes up to 30 YEARS after there original syndication! and of that 2 percent, It original content like the fantastic Take It or Leave It, Clip shows and tna aren't even advertised!
So here what i think sky should do.
1. ADVERTISE TNA!
They do all ready but only during Impact! It goes without saying but that is redundant(and yes saying something is redundant by starting the sentence with it goes without saying is redundant itself so don't point that out!
2. SHOW PPVS AT 9.00 OR EARLIER.
Honestly Challenge most of your programmes are repeats. Wouldn't New and exciting content be worthy of a prime time slot?
AND FINALLY AND THIS MOST IMPORTANT
3.MOVE TNA TO SKY SPORTS WITHOUT DISRUPTING THE OTHER PROGRAMS
As its stands we are lucky to have a full 7 day coverage of wrestling.
MON-bottom line. Raw, Live Raw
TUE-Afterburn,Smackdown,Impact
Wed-Vintage collection, Xplosion.
Thursday-Experience,raw,nxt
FRI-Smackdown,bottom line
Sat-Superstars,Afterburn
Sun-vintage,Impact.
If you moved tna and kept it like this you will always give the viewer a different viewing experience and the Diversity of 2 companies vying for control. But the reason I'm doing this column is because at 1am, waiting for the main event the voiceover said we are on able to show the remainder of the scheduled program.
AT 1 AM WHEN YOU HAVE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT, AND PAID 20 EURO WORTH OF CRISPS AND NUTS AND OTHER TREATS,TO WATCH A PROGRAM ONLY SHOWN ONCE AND ONLY ONCE, BECAUSE IT'S YOUR JOB!....
it's the last thing you want to hear!
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I Live in Ireland, in case the Irish name wasn't a giveaway already, and unlike WWE PPVS that are shown Live or the next day at a reasonable time for a whole week, TNA PPVS are shown ONCE at a time that will make the average insomniac go "Jaysus, that's a bit late,innit?"
and its not even on Sky sports!
Of all the complaining i do at home about soccor matches going into penalties, or FUCKING CRICKET on the box for EIGHT FUCKING HOURS, at least raw, smackdown and nxt fits into sky sports demographic.
Tna on the other hand, is shown on challenge. a game show Channel. a channel, much like most on sky, whose broadcasts are made of repeats. In fact, 98% of programming on 125 are programmes up to 30 YEARS after there original syndication! and of that 2 percent, It original content like the fantastic Take It or Leave It, Clip shows and tna aren't even advertised!
So here what i think sky should do.
1. ADVERTISE TNA!
They do all ready but only during Impact! It goes without saying but that is redundant(and yes saying something is redundant by starting the sentence with it goes without saying is redundant itself so don't point that out!
2. SHOW PPVS AT 9.00 OR EARLIER.
Honestly Challenge most of your programmes are repeats. Wouldn't New and exciting content be worthy of a prime time slot?
AND FINALLY AND THIS MOST IMPORTANT
3.MOVE TNA TO SKY SPORTS WITHOUT DISRUPTING THE OTHER PROGRAMS
As its stands we are lucky to have a full 7 day coverage of wrestling.
MON-bottom line. Raw, Live Raw
TUE-Afterburn,Smackdown,Impact
Wed-Vintage collection, Xplosion.
Thursday-Experience,raw,nxt
FRI-Smackdown,bottom line
Sat-Superstars,Afterburn
Sun-vintage,Impact.
If you moved tna and kept it like this you will always give the viewer a different viewing experience and the Diversity of 2 companies vying for control. But the reason I'm doing this column is because at 1am, waiting for the main event the voiceover said we are on able to show the remainder of the scheduled program.
AT 1 AM WHEN YOU HAVE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT, AND PAID 20 EURO WORTH OF CRISPS AND NUTS AND OTHER TREATS,TO WATCH A PROGRAM ONLY SHOWN ONCE AND ONLY ONCE, BECAUSE IT'S YOUR JOB!....
it's the last thing you want to hear!
If you liked this, add me on Youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
or on hotmail at eberminghamot@live.ie
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Winter Schedule 2011
Dawn has Broken... and i am back from my summer holidays!
ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE
September-Guilty gear month
-night of champions results
tna ppv results
October
The sequel to Cadbury month- Hershy-an Irishman's Journey to America's Chocolate counterpart
bound for glory results
November-Short listing processes for flippies nominees.
Tna ppv results
December
Christmas Hiatus!
BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE
Today-Onslaught on the gates of hell- Eamonn reviews AvaTURD: The Last airbender
October-Eamonn reviews Dragonball:Evolution
November-Joe-jack and Eamonn argue on who gets to review The General
December: Love Actually is Shit Actually!
ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE
September-Guilty gear month
-night of champions results
tna ppv results
October
The sequel to Cadbury month- Hershy-an Irishman's Journey to America's Chocolate counterpart
bound for glory results
November-Short listing processes for flippies nominees.
Tna ppv results
December
Christmas Hiatus!
BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE
Today-Onslaught on the gates of hell- Eamonn reviews AvaTURD: The Last airbender
October-Eamonn reviews Dragonball:Evolution
November-Joe-jack and Eamonn argue on who gets to review The General
December: Love Actually is Shit Actually!
Friday, August 12, 2011
Replacement review service:Big Show a Giants world.
To make up for the storm that disrupted my review of hardcore justice, here is sky's edited hour long version of the new doc about big show.
Born Paul Wight in the small farming community of Aiken,NC. The future star had no idea of the future he would have. it was not until he was 5 he was Bigger than the other childern by age 12, he was 6ft2 and growing moustaches! by 18 he was fully grown at 7ft tall. at that time the reason for his growth was discovered, a tumour on the pituruary (sic) gland. it was removed but his metabolism wained to that of a normal man,he gained a spectualar amount of weight in a space of a month. sadly his problems would continue as his father died a month after surgery.
Fast forward to 1995. after meeting hulk hogan at a charity basketball game.Paul Wight debuted as(i'm serious here!) the long lost son of Andre, the inspiredly named Giant. Giants trademark strength and now waining agility, (big show ended matchs with moonsaults.if you can believe that!) giant won his first worlds title and match ever against hulk hogan.
in 1999, Wight jumped ship to WWF, interfering in a cage match at the valentines day massacre. his debut year in wwe was misery for him, in side and out. in wcw he had the advantage of seasoned veterans that would gladly job to make him look good. in wwf, however, spots on show's greeness started to appear. Despite this he was interjected at survivor series of that year where he won the wwf title in fact big show his the only wrestling to hold the worlds titles in the Old Big Three, holding the titles in WWE, WCW and ECW.
for the last 10 minutes a vignette of big shows funniest moments are shown. but you know where this is going.
Knucklehead Pimping.
which is a sad way to end it. promoting a straight to dvd movie. Still this was a good documentary though obviviously it was edited to fit an hour. only the big show vs mayweather match was contested on this programme.
Still it was more interesting than what i originally gave credit for.
Born Paul Wight in the small farming community of Aiken,NC. The future star had no idea of the future he would have. it was not until he was 5 he was Bigger than the other childern by age 12, he was 6ft2 and growing moustaches! by 18 he was fully grown at 7ft tall. at that time the reason for his growth was discovered, a tumour on the pituruary (sic) gland. it was removed but his metabolism wained to that of a normal man,he gained a spectualar amount of weight in a space of a month. sadly his problems would continue as his father died a month after surgery.
Fast forward to 1995. after meeting hulk hogan at a charity basketball game.Paul Wight debuted as(i'm serious here!) the long lost son of Andre, the inspiredly named Giant. Giants trademark strength and now waining agility, (big show ended matchs with moonsaults.if you can believe that!) giant won his first worlds title and match ever against hulk hogan.
in 1999, Wight jumped ship to WWF, interfering in a cage match at the valentines day massacre. his debut year in wwe was misery for him, in side and out. in wcw he had the advantage of seasoned veterans that would gladly job to make him look good. in wwf, however, spots on show's greeness started to appear. Despite this he was interjected at survivor series of that year where he won the wwf title in fact big show his the only wrestling to hold the worlds titles in the Old Big Three, holding the titles in WWE, WCW and ECW.
for the last 10 minutes a vignette of big shows funniest moments are shown. but you know where this is going.
Knucklehead Pimping.
which is a sad way to end it. promoting a straight to dvd movie. Still this was a good documentary though obviviously it was edited to fit an hour. only the big show vs mayweather match was contested on this programme.
Still it was more interesting than what i originally gave credit for.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
An Apology.
There was a storm last night (10/8/11) that scrambled the signal of my sky-box so i dont have a full review of hardcore justice.
I am however extending my work rate by this weekend and you will get a review of Big Show:Life in A Giant's World instead.
That is all and again,my apoligies.
Eamonn.
I am however extending my work rate by this weekend and you will get a review of Big Show:Life in A Giant's World instead.
That is all and again,my apoligies.
Eamonn.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Money in the bank thoughts
Yes i did see it, but I spent all my weeks money on groceries rather than snacks so i just watched it as a fan. but now i'm at the computer now which means i'm now giving my thoughts on the whole event.
I was so Happy that Bryan won the title shot for smackdown. Sin Cara was Written Out as he suffered a Wellness Violation.
Big Slow and Mixark was what i Expected, A big Train-Wreck.
Speaking of which Brie lost in spectuaculary shit fashion to Kelly Kelly. If can't beat a bimbo whos moveset is made of flips tunbles punches kick and a scissor-lock, You should just pack it in.
Del Rio won the raw title shot. Del rio has expected an intrest in fighting Cena for Summerslam. That would be a Blinder.
Finally C.M PUNK to a huge hometown pop, Left the wwe with the wwe title, Cena was Fired. Finally Something that was missing is back. Intrigue. Remember when you didnt have Sky and your only source of wrestling was ppv videos and you would watch a ppv from one month and then one from the month after and ask "what'll happen next?" Well those days are back!
I was so Happy that Bryan won the title shot for smackdown. Sin Cara was Written Out as he suffered a Wellness Violation.
Big Slow and Mixark was what i Expected, A big Train-Wreck.
Speaking of which Brie lost in spectuaculary shit fashion to Kelly Kelly. If can't beat a bimbo whos moveset is made of flips tunbles punches kick and a scissor-lock, You should just pack it in.
Del Rio won the raw title shot. Del rio has expected an intrest in fighting Cena for Summerslam. That would be a Blinder.
Finally C.M PUNK to a huge hometown pop, Left the wwe with the wwe title, Cena was Fired. Finally Something that was missing is back. Intrigue. Remember when you didnt have Sky and your only source of wrestling was ppv videos and you would watch a ppv from one month and then one from the month after and ask "what'll happen next?" Well those days are back!
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Destination x quickie
Kaz defeated Samoa Joe in a great opener
Douglas Williams Open challenge was answered by English wrestler Mark Haskins.Haskins came out to no crowd reaction. he lost to williams.
Generation me ended there Impact carear with a loss to Eric Young and the returning Shark Boy.
Alex shelly became no 1 contender beating Shannon Moore, Robbie E and Amazing Red.
Jerry Lynn lost to RVD in a real blinder of a match.
Austin Aries won a the contract in a game effort against Zima Ion, Jack evans andKaval Senshi Lowki.
Bryan Kendrick won the x division belt against Abyss. Abyss was just a Dragon for him to Slay.
And Finally In a match where both men used great storytelling and psychology, Aj styles got the W against his friend Christopher Daniels. Daniels teases a heel turn but held it of.
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Douglas Williams Open challenge was answered by English wrestler Mark Haskins.Haskins came out to no crowd reaction. he lost to williams.
Generation me ended there Impact carear with a loss to Eric Young and the returning Shark Boy.
Alex shelly became no 1 contender beating Shannon Moore, Robbie E and Amazing Red.
Jerry Lynn lost to RVD in a real blinder of a match.
Austin Aries won a the contract in a game effort against Zima Ion, Jack evans and
Bryan Kendrick won the x division belt against Abyss. Abyss was just a Dragon for him to Slay.
And Finally In a match where both men used great storytelling and psychology, Aj styles got the W against his friend Christopher Daniels. Daniels teases a heel turn but held it of.
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Thursday, June 16, 2011
Impact Wrestling Slamiversery 2011
Celebrate 9 years of aborted pushes reverse ladder matches and lesbian ghost things at this event
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
GUN...MONEY!(C) VS THE BRITISH INVASION
And the team that hasn't being on tv for month have a title shot because?
Arm -rigger by storm, shelley gets the tag in and double leg sweep on Magnus. Double team by this new team but the brit show superior continuity with a big boot/legsweep combo. Necktie and williams out and a huge suplex followed by an elbow mr sky rock. tag and williams in with a t-bone.Rolling Chaos blocked. Storm back in and beer is spat in shelley's eyes but despite this miscue shelley gets the win with the sliced bread by Shelley
Winners: Storm/Shelley
AD BREAK: IN BRIGHTEST DAY,IN BLACKEST NIGHT.....
BORE-GAN BET STEINER
X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
ABYSS(C) VS KAZ AND BRIAN KENDRICK
Abyss new music? its shit. Double team on Abyss, kaz with a dropkick on the big man but he destroys kendrick with the black hole slam.Abyss is bleeding after a last bit of flurry from the cruisers abyss gets the Hack Hogan boot in
WINNER: ABYSS
GIVE US ALESSA,AND THEN GIVE US EAMONN!
CRIMSON IS UNDEFEATED AND MICKIE BOTCHED HER FINISHER TO WIN HER MATCH
MONSTERS?OH! THEY LOOK LIKE TO MONSTERS TO YOU?
BACKSTAGE:BULLY RAY
"You are a boy AJ, ....I AM A MAY'UN!
*PUNCH*
BULLYKARA VS AJ STYLES
Huge flurry of offence by Styles flair chops traded and Styles chest is purple and the chain bought in by Bubba is used against him end comes when aj after sending bubba through a table, Bubba kicks Styles in the set for the 10-count.
JACKSON JAMES, AKA BISCHOFFS SON MADE ANDERSON THE WORLD CHAMPION
FOR HIS DADDY AND ANGLE WON HIS MATCH TO END HIS AWFUL FUED
Well that's it!
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TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
GUN...MONEY!(C) VS THE BRITISH INVASION
And the team that hasn't being on tv for month have a title shot because?
Arm -rigger by storm, shelley gets the tag in and double leg sweep on Magnus. Double team by this new team but the brit show superior continuity with a big boot/legsweep combo. Necktie and williams out and a huge suplex followed by an elbow mr sky rock. tag and williams in with a t-bone.Rolling Chaos blocked. Storm back in and beer is spat in shelley's eyes but despite this miscue shelley gets the win with the sliced bread by Shelley
Winners: Storm/Shelley
AD BREAK: IN BRIGHTEST DAY,IN BLACKEST NIGHT.....
BORE-GAN BET STEINER
X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
ABYSS(C) VS KAZ AND BRIAN KENDRICK
Abyss new music? its shit. Double team on Abyss, kaz with a dropkick on the big man but he destroys kendrick with the black hole slam.Abyss is bleeding after a last bit of flurry from the cruisers abyss gets the Hack Hogan boot in
WINNER: ABYSS
GIVE US ALESSA,AND THEN GIVE US EAMONN!
CRIMSON IS UNDEFEATED AND MICKIE BOTCHED HER FINISHER TO WIN HER MATCH
MONSTERS?OH! THEY LOOK LIKE TO MONSTERS TO YOU?
BACKSTAGE:BULLY RAY
"You are a boy AJ, ....I AM A MAY'UN!
*PUNCH*
BULLYKARA VS AJ STYLES
Huge flurry of offence by Styles flair chops traded and Styles chest is purple and the chain bought in by Bubba is used against him end comes when aj after sending bubba through a table, Bubba kicks Styles in the set for the 10-count.
JACKSON JAMES, AKA BISCHOFFS SON MADE ANDERSON THE WORLD CHAMPION
FOR HIS DADDY AND ANGLE WON HIS MATCH TO END HIS AWFUL FUED
Well that's it!
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Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Bogger box office update for september
The world wanted it! you shall have it!
I will review this-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egQ79OrCs
in case that doesnt open i will say this
September-boggerboxoffice-Onslaught on the Gates of hell!-Eamonn reviews THE LAST AIRBENDER!
I will review this-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egQ79OrCs
in case that doesnt open i will say this
September-boggerboxoffice-Onslaught on the Gates of hell!-Eamonn reviews THE LAST AIRBENDER!
Thursday, June 2, 2011
TV24 JUNE 1 2011: BRITAN'S GOT TALENT SEMI FINAL 3
Well the donnie darko review done and dusted, welcome to Interactive june where i talk about tv.Sadly only three topics rule the screens on this day.
Sepp Blatter is once again FIFA Chairman despite rumours that the FIFA is corrupt,
REALLY(!)
NO(!)
SOCCOR IS CORRUPT(?)
Next you will tell me that there's a enquiry whether the Pope is Catholic and a survey among 100 bears whether they actually shit in woods!
Basicly England is complaining because for once they are not benefiting from the cheating(*Cough 1964COUGH Paid Linesman COUGH!). It's such a non-story like last week Obama came to Ireland and Britian Ahead of the Nato Meetings on The Crisis in Lybia. Did papers put that on the front page? OH NO!
CHERYL COLE KICKED OFF US XFACTOR BECAUSE OF ACCENT
"Obama meeting Cameron ahead of meetings that may affect everyone in Western Civilisation? FUCK THAT SHIT! How Dare they make of The Rose of Newcastle?"
Last night was night 3 of Britans got talent. the acts that went through were the impressionist and the young blonde Autistic Boy Dancer. They join a boy singer, a boy band a pianst and 1 other act i cant remember.
Well thats it!
but first he is poll 2
Who is your favourite charector?
1 ME AS MYSELF
2 JOE-JACK
3 80S LAD
VOTE OFTEN!
Sepp Blatter is once again FIFA Chairman despite rumours that the FIFA is corrupt,
REALLY(!)
NO(!)
SOCCOR IS CORRUPT(?)
Next you will tell me that there's a enquiry whether the Pope is Catholic and a survey among 100 bears whether they actually shit in woods!
Basicly England is complaining because for once they are not benefiting from the cheating(*Cough 1964COUGH Paid Linesman COUGH!). It's such a non-story like last week Obama came to Ireland and Britian Ahead of the Nato Meetings on The Crisis in Lybia. Did papers put that on the front page? OH NO!
CHERYL COLE KICKED OFF US XFACTOR BECAUSE OF ACCENT
"Obama meeting Cameron ahead of meetings that may affect everyone in Western Civilisation? FUCK THAT SHIT! How Dare they make of The Rose of Newcastle?"
Last night was night 3 of Britans got talent. the acts that went through were the impressionist and the young blonde Autistic Boy Dancer. They join a boy singer, a boy band a pianst and 1 other act i cant remember.
Well thats it!
but first he is poll 2
Who is your favourite charector?
1 ME AS MYSELF
2 JOE-JACK
3 80S LAD
VOTE OFTEN!
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
over the limit quickie and special announcement
R-truth defeated mysterio in a great opener.
barrett retained the ic belt by dq. the match against him and jackson was pitiful.
speaking of pitiful so was the divas match. why hire Kong if your not going to give her a title shot?
Randy orton's megapush continues to ruin the credibilty of every opponent put in front of him.
Big show and Kane retained the tag belts against Mason Ryan and Cm Punk. they would lose the belts to the NWO BLACK AND WHITE-I Mean-Henning and Z-LIST -24 HOURS LATER
I am happy to report that the cole/lawler fued is over.cole was assaulted by the king, had a finisher botched by Eve, had bbq sauce and finally had to kiss the feet of both Bret Hart and Lawler
and in the I Suck-i mean-I quit match, John cena-YOU KNOW THE REST!
AND NOW THE SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
AFTER MY REVIEW OF DONNIE DARKO, INTERACTIVE MONTH WILL START AT THE END OF EVERY WEEK IN JUNE I WILL MAKE A POLL HERE IN A POST AND YOU CAN COMMENT HERE OR MY YOUTUBE PAGE http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment for what you what to read.
here is the first poll
Eamonn i want you to-
Please comment.
barrett retained the ic belt by dq. the match against him and jackson was pitiful.
speaking of pitiful so was the divas match. why hire Kong if your not going to give her a title shot?
Randy orton's megapush continues to ruin the credibilty of every opponent put in front of him.
Big show and Kane retained the tag belts against Mason Ryan and Cm Punk. they would lose the belts to the NWO BLACK AND WHITE-I Mean-Henning and Z-LIST -24 HOURS LATER
I am happy to report that the cole/lawler fued is over.cole was assaulted by the king, had a finisher botched by Eve, had bbq sauce and finally had to kiss the feet of both Bret Hart and Lawler
and in the I Suck-i mean-I quit match, John cena-YOU KNOW THE REST!
AND NOW THE SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
AFTER MY REVIEW OF DONNIE DARKO, INTERACTIVE MONTH WILL START AT THE END OF EVERY WEEK IN JUNE I WILL MAKE A POLL HERE IN A POST AND YOU CAN COMMENT HERE OR MY YOUTUBE PAGE http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment for what you what to read.
here is the first poll
Eamonn i want you to-
- Stick it to the Nostalgia critic, and review a film he publicly said he would'nt-Matilda
- Do playthough of a ds game
- do a review of a wwe ppv from the past few years(i have lots and i'm sure i have the one your looking for!)
- Review a full week of British and Irish Tv.
Please comment.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
3 TICKETS TO HELL 2:TIPPING THE BARGAIN BIN:80's lad reviews Sleath
(THIS IS PART 3.
PART 1 IS AT boggerboxoffice
Part 2 is here.
EAMONN'S LINES IN BLACK
JOE-JACK LINES IN BLUE
80'S LADS REVIEW IN ORANGE
??????'S LINE IN RED
(80'S Lad throws a rope ladder to Eamonn and Joe-jack, who climb into the jet)
how did you learn to fly a jet?
PLAYING GALAGA, ENLIGHTENED DUDE!
But how did you get it?
Dude, we're an atheist wrestling reviewer, a culchie who's moonshine turned all his friends into zombies and a superstud ersatz to 90's Kid! Not everything has to make sense!
FAIR POINT!
Jus' remembah, oi'm da fillium cricket aroun' here!
Duly noted, Culchie Dude! Now how about some tunage?
(This weeks theme Wagner flight of the Valkyries
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V920BNsQgxU
HERE WE GO!
So the film starts with exposition with the vague location "the near future"
Dude, I'm from the 8os! I WAS TOLD THAT THERE WOULD BE JET-PACKS!
"To combat the growing threat of terrorism, a new program was created"
We Just Hired the A-team!
We Created the Powerful and Experimental Machines that surpass Human Engineering"
We Just Hired the A-Team....and teamed them with the Autobots!
OF COURSE NOT!
They hire 3 pilots who have a training exercise with their GUUUUNNNNNNSSSS!
(CHILDISH GUN NOISES)
So anyway we met our heroes Ben (josh Lucas) Kara (Jessica Biel) and Henry(Jamie Foxx)
when they return to base they are are told that they will be joined by a new wingman.
after Henry tries to tell the General that Four Is Death, they will still be joined by a 4th member.
So after some filler where top-tier stars continue to speak some bad dialogue, we met the 4th "member" E.D.I- a robot plane or as i would like to call him...
STARSCREAM!
Meanwhile Henry's mentor strongly objects to the Decepticon on his ship. So our heroes test their skills against Starscream how can talk. And he sounds like HAL from Space Odyssey.
Suddenly the team are called out to Burma to attack a terrorist cell and they blow up a bulding
BOOOM! BOOOM! KA-BOOM!
But Ben suffers the G-Force and suffers a migrane
BUT IT GETS WORSE!
Starscream get struck by lightning making him all freaky-deaky!
And despite this the general plans to replace all the pilots with E.D.I's
Ben tells Henry that he has feelings for kara. Henry tells him that the romance will end her career.
-AND next scene Henry is with a Burmese Prozy
ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME YOU HYPOCRITE!
Anyway our heroes go to Tajikistan, where a warlord supposedly has WMDs. But Intel shows that the fallout will reach pakistan. however EDI Attacks on its own.
We cut to Seattle where E.D.I.'s creator, Not-Steve Jobs speaks to the general about the malfuntion. Back to action as EDI kills Henry.
BLACK MAN ALWAYS DIES FIRST!
Also Kara's gets hit causing her to crash in Korea.
Edi has then took out the flying refueling station for a cool ring of fire that could be seen from space!
(making v-sign) TAKE THAT, AL GORE!
EDI attacks russia but ben intervenes causing damage EDI reveals that he can feel pain and he killed henry because he exists to kill and survive.
so the robot did not turn against its masters because he was treated like a tool but because he became an existental emo.
So let wrap this up!
Ben saves Kara, edi sacrifices himself to save them, and just when you think the writing could not get any worse, the ungrateful bitch says this!
Kara: Just say you love me you pussy!
Take it on home, Eamonn!
THIS FILM SUCKS!
You have world class actors spouting verbal diaharra, the effects where overused and the script just garbage!
Hey, Enlightened Dude! we are coming into target with the supermarket
MR. The Culchie, are the bombs ready?
READY T'LAUNCH YER TOWNIE BASTID!
FIRE AT WILL!
(THE SUPER MARKET IS PELTED WITH DVDS OF "BOMBED" FILMS BECOMING ACTUAL BOMBS!)
(Eamonn parachutes down into the rubble as his friends fly home! from behind a huge rent-a-cop digs his way out!
"what are you boy? some kind of idiot?"
I AM NOT AN IDIOT~
(EAMONN PUNCHES, HIS ARM BECOMING SILVERY FLAME. IT REACHES THE SECURITY GUARDS GUT AND FLICKERS VIOLENTLY!)
.....I AM A MAN!
(Unbeknownst to Eamonn, a security camara films the whole thing. A shadowy figures watches intently.
So this human has the power? Little does he now about his destiny! We will met very soon, Mr Bermingham!
Friend me at youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
PART 1 IS AT boggerboxoffice
Part 2 is here.
EAMONN'S LINES IN BLACK
JOE-JACK LINES IN BLUE
80'S LADS REVIEW IN ORANGE
??????'S LINE IN RED
(80'S Lad throws a rope ladder to Eamonn and Joe-jack, who climb into the jet)
how did you learn to fly a jet?
PLAYING GALAGA, ENLIGHTENED DUDE!
But how did you get it?
Dude, we're an atheist wrestling reviewer, a culchie who's moonshine turned all his friends into zombies and a superstud ersatz to 90's Kid! Not everything has to make sense!
FAIR POINT!
Jus' remembah, oi'm da fillium cricket aroun' here!
Duly noted, Culchie Dude! Now how about some tunage?
(This weeks theme Wagner flight of the Valkyries
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V920BNsQgxU
HERE WE GO!
So the film starts with exposition with the vague location "the near future"
Dude, I'm from the 8os! I WAS TOLD THAT THERE WOULD BE JET-PACKS!
"To combat the growing threat of terrorism, a new program was created"
We Just Hired the A-team!
We Created the Powerful and Experimental Machines that surpass Human Engineering"
We Just Hired the A-Team....and teamed them with the Autobots!
OF COURSE NOT!
They hire 3 pilots who have a training exercise with their GUUUUNNNNNNSSSS!
(CHILDISH GUN NOISES)
So anyway we met our heroes Ben (josh Lucas) Kara (Jessica Biel) and Henry(Jamie Foxx)
when they return to base they are are told that they will be joined by a new wingman.
after Henry tries to tell the General that Four Is Death, they will still be joined by a 4th member.
So after some filler where top-tier stars continue to speak some bad dialogue, we met the 4th "member" E.D.I- a robot plane or as i would like to call him...
STARSCREAM!
Meanwhile Henry's mentor strongly objects to the Decepticon on his ship. So our heroes test their skills against Starscream how can talk. And he sounds like HAL from Space Odyssey.
Suddenly the team are called out to Burma to attack a terrorist cell and they blow up a bulding
BOOOM! BOOOM! KA-BOOM!
But Ben suffers the G-Force and suffers a migrane
BUT IT GETS WORSE!
Starscream get struck by lightning making him all freaky-deaky!
And despite this the general plans to replace all the pilots with E.D.I's
Ben tells Henry that he has feelings for kara. Henry tells him that the romance will end her career.
-AND next scene Henry is with a Burmese Prozy
ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME YOU HYPOCRITE!
Anyway our heroes go to Tajikistan, where a warlord supposedly has WMDs. But Intel shows that the fallout will reach pakistan. however EDI Attacks on its own.
We cut to Seattle where E.D.I.'s creator, Not-Steve Jobs speaks to the general about the malfuntion. Back to action as EDI kills Henry.
BLACK MAN ALWAYS DIES FIRST!
Also Kara's gets hit causing her to crash in Korea.
Edi has then took out the flying refueling station for a cool ring of fire that could be seen from space!
(making v-sign) TAKE THAT, AL GORE!
EDI attacks russia but ben intervenes causing damage EDI reveals that he can feel pain and he killed henry because he exists to kill and survive.
so the robot did not turn against its masters because he was treated like a tool but because he became an existental emo.
So let wrap this up!
Ben saves Kara, edi sacrifices himself to save them, and just when you think the writing could not get any worse, the ungrateful bitch says this!
Kara: Just say you love me you pussy!
Take it on home, Eamonn!
THIS FILM SUCKS!
You have world class actors spouting verbal diaharra, the effects where overused and the script just garbage!
Hey, Enlightened Dude! we are coming into target with the supermarket
MR. The Culchie, are the bombs ready?
READY T'LAUNCH YER TOWNIE BASTID!
FIRE AT WILL!
(THE SUPER MARKET IS PELTED WITH DVDS OF "BOMBED" FILMS BECOMING ACTUAL BOMBS!)
(Eamonn parachutes down into the rubble as his friends fly home! from behind a huge rent-a-cop digs his way out!
"what are you boy? some kind of idiot?"
I AM NOT AN IDIOT~
(EAMONN PUNCHES, HIS ARM BECOMING SILVERY FLAME. IT REACHES THE SECURITY GUARDS GUT AND FLICKERS VIOLENTLY!)
.....I AM A MAN!
(Unbeknownst to Eamonn, a security camara films the whole thing. A shadowy figures watches intently.
So this human has the power? Little does he now about his destiny! We will met very soon, Mr Bermingham!
Friend me at youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
Saturday, May 14, 2011
update for may
due to circimstances beyond my control, part 3 of tipping the bargain bin will be released on tuesday. this is dur to a dentist appointment.
Eamonn
Eamonn
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
3 TICKETS TO HELL 2:TIPPING THE BARGAIN BIN:Eamonn reviews Cruel intentions 2
(THIS IS PART 2 READ PART 1 AT BOGGER BOX OFFICE)
(EAMONN'S REVIEW IN BLACK,
JOE-JACKS LINE IN BLUE)
this weeks theme-Basement jax -cruel intentions-i love the song so much you can hear it on my youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
An' jus' a little more and ta-da yer disguise!
(looking at a mirror) YOU IDIOT! all you did was gave me a wig and glasses!
give ovah! wot didya expect from a fillium fer 4 euro?
AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!
Cruel intentions.
A film in 1998 that was a modern adaptation of Fatal Liasons.But replaces the setting of pre-revolution France was replaced by American college and it worked very well, it was sexy, but it was smartly written
So Naturally they wanted to create a sequel
but hold on.
Sebastian dies and Kathryn is sent to prison for his murder
so they said "what about a sequel?"
Yes despite, having a two in the title this is in fact a prequel
with that in mind lets dig into cruel intentions: sedude and destroy!
so the film starts with the younger version of Sebastion (played by a cast-off from Dawson's creek) getting kicked out of a school by ...pranks? yeah in the first film seb was cold hearted and here he is a goofy guy and very fond here of the Granny f***y!
So he mets his dads new family and his new step-sister katryn played by a young....Amy Adams?
Goddammit woman! stop appearing in my reviews your not a bad actresses!
When it is revealed that seb is just as good at kathryn in every way, we see that Seb's dad is a pushover and kats mom is a pagent queen mom. its nice to see the people whose actions made them the monstors in the first film.
So seb is told he is to go to a private school in England.
WHAT IS IT WITH AMERICANS AND THERE FASCINATION WITH ENGLAND?
When ever an american jerk needs to be taught a lession they send him to england.
Why?
British culture is built on duality!
the same country that has an air of grace, also gave us the Carry-on films Punk Rock and kevin and perry.
so we are in England where seb wastes no time in flirting with the first thing in a skirt. it turns out that she is Dannielle the principals daught-
OH GOD NO!
That's the plot of the first film. this is just lazy writing.
Meanwhile in Stiff Upper lip high, as underpaid extras lip-sync in a choir, one of the extras (the appropriettly named Keri lynn Pratt!) breaks out in hiccups while Kat is giving a speech. she tells Kat that she'll cure them with chew-gum. so the enevitable happens, the idiot starts choking. Dannielle saves her and pisses off Kathryn.
the first class is english where they discuss doctor Jekkyl and mister Hyde.
SYMBOLISM!!!11!!!!!!!1!
Meanwhile kat has blackmailed the vice principal to get her way. by forming an elitist student body.
Meanwhile Outside the school in a bookshop in manchester...
ever notice that manchester looks a lot like rhode island?
Danielle is told to shelve books on the Karma Sutra?
....She's in high school! Did you not think there might be a little problem in her to carry such books?
Meanwhile kat is still creating her elitist army. it turns out that Cheri (GUM-IDIOT!) is richer than kathryn, so she plans to turn cheri into the biggest slut in school so her authorithy is not undermi-
OH GOD NO!
Thats the subplot to the first film! y'know the part where Michelle Gellar and selma blair kissed?
So cheri and kat go clubbing in Soho
.....ever notice that soho looks a lot like new york?
where kat plies the idiot with drink to make her look a fool but she does it all by herself.
After getting allowance that excells my yearly rent, seb buys dani a phone and kisses her in public, making her fell ashamed. So now the sebastian montinuex who used to steal girls and keep kat in a steady of cocaine hidden in her cruxifix, is now taken advice from his servants.So he proclaims his love for Danielle.
After some filler involving a lost jacket that planted foreshadowing that never materialised.we have charector derailment. Danielle who in the last scene was embarrassed by a simple kiss is now a Depraved Virgin.
lets wrap this up!
Danielle double-crosses seb, they get in a threesome with Kat, Seb turns into the charector he was in CI 1 and the film ends with the 3 corrupting Cheri
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, THIS FILM SUCKS!
The Charectors are wrong, the film is filled with pointless scenes (which i left out of this review because) and as mentioned, despite being called "Manchester Prep" the whole dahm thing was filmed new york, that have way through they give up with the facade.
So to sum it up: cruel intentions 2: not a unnessacary sequel but an unnessacary prequel
(Eamonn enters the supermarket but is surrounded by Rentacops. The roar of engines and "Danger zone" breaks the silence! ITS 8O'S LAD PILOTING A JET SIGNALING EAMONN TO GET OUT!)
KEEP IT HERE BECAUSE NEXT WEEK 80'S LAD REVIEWS SLEATH!
(EAMONN'S REVIEW IN BLACK,
JOE-JACKS LINE IN BLUE)
this weeks theme-Basement jax -cruel intentions-i love the song so much you can hear it on my youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
An' jus' a little more and ta-da yer disguise!
(looking at a mirror) YOU IDIOT! all you did was gave me a wig and glasses!
give ovah! wot didya expect from a fillium fer 4 euro?
AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!
Cruel intentions.
A film in 1998 that was a modern adaptation of Fatal Liasons.But replaces the setting of pre-revolution France was replaced by American college and it worked very well, it was sexy, but it was smartly written
So Naturally they wanted to create a sequel
but hold on.
Sebastian dies and Kathryn is sent to prison for his murder
so they said "what about a sequel?"
Yes despite, having a two in the title this is in fact a prequel
with that in mind lets dig into cruel intentions: sedude and destroy!
so the film starts with the younger version of Sebastion (played by a cast-off from Dawson's creek) getting kicked out of a school by ...pranks? yeah in the first film seb was cold hearted and here he is a goofy guy and very fond here of the Granny f***y!
So he mets his dads new family and his new step-sister katryn played by a young....Amy Adams?
Goddammit woman! stop appearing in my reviews your not a bad actresses!
When it is revealed that seb is just as good at kathryn in every way, we see that Seb's dad is a pushover and kats mom is a pagent queen mom. its nice to see the people whose actions made them the monstors in the first film.
So seb is told he is to go to a private school in England.
WHAT IS IT WITH AMERICANS AND THERE FASCINATION WITH ENGLAND?
When ever an american jerk needs to be taught a lession they send him to england.
Why?
British culture is built on duality!
the same country that has an air of grace, also gave us the Carry-on films Punk Rock and kevin and perry.
so we are in England where seb wastes no time in flirting with the first thing in a skirt. it turns out that she is Dannielle the principals daught-
OH GOD NO!
That's the plot of the first film. this is just lazy writing.
Meanwhile in Stiff Upper lip high, as underpaid extras lip-sync in a choir, one of the extras (the appropriettly named Keri lynn Pratt!) breaks out in hiccups while Kat is giving a speech. she tells Kat that she'll cure them with chew-gum. so the enevitable happens, the idiot starts choking. Dannielle saves her and pisses off Kathryn.
the first class is english where they discuss doctor Jekkyl and mister Hyde.
SYMBOLISM!!!11!!!!!!!1!
Meanwhile kat has blackmailed the vice principal to get her way. by forming an elitist student body.
Meanwhile Outside the school in a bookshop in manchester...
ever notice that manchester looks a lot like rhode island?
Danielle is told to shelve books on the Karma Sutra?
....She's in high school! Did you not think there might be a little problem in her to carry such books?
Meanwhile kat is still creating her elitist army. it turns out that Cheri (GUM-IDIOT!) is richer than kathryn, so she plans to turn cheri into the biggest slut in school so her authorithy is not undermi-
OH GOD NO!
Thats the subplot to the first film! y'know the part where Michelle Gellar and selma blair kissed?
So cheri and kat go clubbing in Soho
.....ever notice that soho looks a lot like new york?
where kat plies the idiot with drink to make her look a fool but she does it all by herself.
After getting allowance that excells my yearly rent, seb buys dani a phone and kisses her in public, making her fell ashamed. So now the sebastian montinuex who used to steal girls and keep kat in a steady of cocaine hidden in her cruxifix, is now taken advice from his servants.So he proclaims his love for Danielle.
After some filler involving a lost jacket that planted foreshadowing that never materialised.we have charector derailment. Danielle who in the last scene was embarrassed by a simple kiss is now a Depraved Virgin.
lets wrap this up!
Danielle double-crosses seb, they get in a threesome with Kat, Seb turns into the charector he was in CI 1 and the film ends with the 3 corrupting Cheri
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, THIS FILM SUCKS!
The Charectors are wrong, the film is filled with pointless scenes (which i left out of this review because) and as mentioned, despite being called "Manchester Prep" the whole dahm thing was filmed new york, that have way through they give up with the facade.
So to sum it up: cruel intentions 2: not a unnessacary sequel but an unnessacary prequel
(Eamonn enters the supermarket but is surrounded by Rentacops. The roar of engines and "Danger zone" breaks the silence! ITS 8O'S LAD PILOTING A JET SIGNALING EAMONN TO GET OUT!)
KEEP IT HERE BECAUSE NEXT WEEK 80'S LAD REVIEWS SLEATH!
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Summer schedule 2011
wow i have a lot for you
May-3 TICKETS TO HELL 2 : TIPPING THE BARGAIN BIN
Part 1: Joe-jack reviews Master of disguise
Part 2: Eamonn reviews Cruel intentions 2: Seduce and Destroy
Part 3: 80s Lad reviews Sleath
Pathofenlightment schedule
May-Happy birthday, George Lucas.
June Interactive month: YOU have control ON What i Review! (boggerboxoffice and wrestling as scheduled.)
July: wwe roster 2011 evaluation
August: as part of June i will give a survey of what theme theme month should be Come back in june to see the choices.
Bogger box office schedule
June-The Crap Films of Drew Barrymore: Donnie Darko
July-The Crap films of drew Barrymore: Lucky You
August-RV: Runaway Vacation
(all posts are subject to change.
ppvs and random posts are not included.)
May-3 TICKETS TO HELL 2 : TIPPING THE BARGAIN BIN
Part 1: Joe-jack reviews Master of disguise
Part 2: Eamonn reviews Cruel intentions 2: Seduce and Destroy
Part 3: 80s Lad reviews Sleath
Pathofenlightment schedule
May-Happy birthday, George Lucas.
June Interactive month: YOU have control ON What i Review! (boggerboxoffice and wrestling as scheduled.)
July: wwe roster 2011 evaluation
August: as part of June i will give a survey of what theme theme month should be Come back in june to see the choices.
Bogger box office schedule
June-The Crap Films of Drew Barrymore: Donnie Darko
July-The Crap films of drew Barrymore: Lucky You
August-RV: Runaway Vacation
(all posts are subject to change.
ppvs and random posts are not included.)
TNA LOCKDOWN QUICKIE
Hi everyone! fell asleep at the main events (dahm you greenwich mean time!)
so i just have a quick recap for you.
Devon defeated Anarquia in the dark match. Anarquia looked very green that night.
Max Buck won the x-scape match besting 7 other men including his brother. he will get a title shot on kaz.
speaking of title shots, ink inc bested steiner and crimson, Bi The Way and British Invasion for their title shot on Beer Money.
Mickie james bet Madison Rayne in less than a minute.
Joe defeated the Pope in a rousing gruelling contest. i can only hope for a rematch.
Jarrett defeated Angle 2-1 in a 3 Stage of hell match.
Morgan defeated Hernandez. Can some explain how breaking a man's neck makes him a face?
Sting retained the title...only to tease hogan coming out of retirement. PLEASE GOD NO!
And finally in the bloody Lethal lockdown match, Fourtune downed Immortal with an assist by Aj Styles
friend me at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
so i just have a quick recap for you.
Devon defeated Anarquia in the dark match. Anarquia looked very green that night.
Max Buck won the x-scape match besting 7 other men including his brother. he will get a title shot on kaz.
speaking of title shots, ink inc bested steiner and crimson, Bi The Way and British Invasion for their title shot on Beer Money.
Mickie james bet Madison Rayne in less than a minute.
Joe defeated the Pope in a rousing gruelling contest. i can only hope for a rematch.
Jarrett defeated Angle 2-1 in a 3 Stage of hell match.
Morgan defeated Hernandez. Can some explain how breaking a man's neck makes him a face?
Sting retained the title...only to tease hogan coming out of retirement. PLEASE GOD NO!
And finally in the bloody Lethal lockdown match, Fourtune downed Immortal with an assist by Aj Styles
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Friday, April 15, 2011
Phoenix month:Wrestling Horses for Curses
ATM ERIC
the creature that pauperised many a punter in 2001 remains making no friends Down South.Once considered a revolutionary after T.Turner replaced Pizza Hut Pissant,the now grey creature saw his stock plummet in the Ratings Chase, where failing to wrangle rivals Young Talent and Big Egos seem to undermine his authority
EVE OF MEDIOCRITY
A pretty chestnut haired filly that despite being champion has a lot to learn. she was a surprise entrant in the Royal rumble outing where she bested Bony Bitch, Fake Brit and Queen of Harts for the Garish Butterfly Trophy. "Yeah she's a pretty show-horse, but she's not worth the wild oats i put in her every night!" exclaimed Johnny Ace.
TWITTER TWIT
The ultimate "talking horse"'s monthly promises of a "BIG SOORPRISE!", only to fail to deliver irked many a fan. especially her outing at 10.10.10 had fans (or are they cast members?) tear up tickets (if they weren't free to begin with) the progeny of Idiot Heiress, out of Her Depth had many people asking "IZ DIS REAL?"
"She got involved with Random Thugs and Hardy Any Food Left. they then Destroyed Punchbag Serge in front of her, bruther! she easily gave Grapefruit Vinny another win, Dude!" recalls tipster Mr T. Bollea
the creature that pauperised many a punter in 2001 remains making no friends Down South.Once considered a revolutionary after T.Turner replaced Pizza Hut Pissant,the now grey creature saw his stock plummet in the Ratings Chase, where failing to wrangle rivals Young Talent and Big Egos seem to undermine his authority
EVE OF MEDIOCRITY
A pretty chestnut haired filly that despite being champion has a lot to learn. she was a surprise entrant in the Royal rumble outing where she bested Bony Bitch, Fake Brit and Queen of Harts for the Garish Butterfly Trophy. "Yeah she's a pretty show-horse, but she's not worth the wild oats i put in her every night!" exclaimed Johnny Ace.
TWITTER TWIT
The ultimate "talking horse"'s monthly promises of a "BIG SOORPRISE!", only to fail to deliver irked many a fan. especially her outing at 10.10.10 had fans (or are they cast members?) tear up tickets (if they weren't free to begin with) the progeny of Idiot Heiress, out of Her Depth had many people asking "IZ DIS REAL?"
"She got involved with Random Thugs and Hardy Any Food Left. they then Destroyed Punchbag Serge in front of her, bruther! she easily gave Grapefruit Vinny another win, Dude!" recalls tipster Mr T. Bollea
Monday, April 11, 2011
UNSOLD WWESHOP ITEMS (PARODY)
Welcome back to Theme Month
this month's theme wrestling satire in the form of Irish satire magazine, the Phoenix.
JOHN CENA VACUUM CLEANER
HEY KIDS! Clean your room with the power of HUSTLE, LOYALTY, RESPECT, And other words that meant something before becoming t-shirt slogans. behold the most effiecent hoover on the market, you can push John cena as hard as you might, he STILL SUCKS!
(WARNING: JOHN CENA IS SUPER-EFFECTIVE IN SUCKING UP PARENTS MONEY!)
BEST OF TYLER REXS DVD
CALLING ALL TYLER REXS FANS! BOTH OF YOU! HIS MAMMY AND HIS DADDY!
Relive the career of everyone's favourite Dreadlocked, plane-hating, talentless Slab of meat! dvd includes
At a wwe show? Need a beer to make the cena match more tolerable? But whats this? Can't get the top of the bottle? WELL FEAR YE NOT! FOR THE WINDS OF CHANGE ARE BLOWING! and who else can smell them from a million miles away but Wade Barret? Simply place the bottle under Wades nose and much like wades push-BOTTOMS UP!
this month's theme wrestling satire in the form of Irish satire magazine, the Phoenix.
JOHN CENA VACUUM CLEANER
HEY KIDS! Clean your room with the power of HUSTLE, LOYALTY, RESPECT, And other words that meant something before becoming t-shirt slogans. behold the most effiecent hoover on the market, you can push John cena as hard as you might, he STILL SUCKS!
(WARNING: JOHN CENA IS SUPER-EFFECTIVE IN SUCKING UP PARENTS MONEY!)
BEST OF TYLER REXS DVD
CALLING ALL TYLER REXS FANS! BOTH OF YOU! HIS MAMMY AND HIS DADDY!
Relive the career of everyone's favourite Dreadlocked, plane-hating, talentless Slab of meat! dvd includes
- vs masters
- vs masters (again)
- vs masters for a 3rd time
- vs nameless jobber(20 such matches)
- and the entire freakout on a plane(the only time he's being entertaining!)
At a wwe show? Need a beer to make the cena match more tolerable? But whats this? Can't get the top of the bottle? WELL FEAR YE NOT! FOR THE WINDS OF CHANGE ARE BLOWING! and who else can smell them from a million miles away but Wade Barret? Simply place the bottle under Wades nose and much like wades push-BOTTOMS UP!
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
wrestlemania 28 main event revealed
WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS *SPOILERS*
at the end of raw this week cena called out the rock and after their promos revealed that next year it will finally happen!
JOHN FUCKING CENA VS THE ROCK
YOUR COMMENTS PLEASE!
theme month will start on friday!
at the end of raw this week cena called out the rock and after their promos revealed that next year it will finally happen!
JOHN FUCKING CENA VS THE ROCK
YOUR COMMENTS PLEASE!
theme month will start on friday!
Monday, April 4, 2011
Wrestlemania 27 results
oh written in the stars, a million miles away and its now monday, the night before was wrestlemania the greatest spectacle in wrestling. so let's go!
Singing the national anthem rnb star keri hilson that's nice i guess.
the rock comes out and really works up the crowd.
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP(WHAT?)
ALBERTO DEL RIO VS EDGE(C)
Collar/elbow tie-up into back body drop. kick and punt by edge, mudhole stomping by edge in the corner
after fight on the outside an armrigger by del rio. spining elbow splash to the outside by edge. back in and del rio hits a spin kick. cross arm breakercountered into edge-a-matic, another is in the ropes. whip to the corner, shock and awe by del rio. christian attacks brodus exploder suplex by clay. Spear by edge and this is over!
WINNER: EDGE 4/5
MAGNIFICENT!
after the match edge and christian destroy alberto's car
Tough enough looks good
BORING DASHING JUST PLAIN CODY RHODES VS REY MYSTERIO
This year Rey comes dressed as Captain America, Leg scissors by rey but all the momentum is rhodes. crossbody beautiful disaster alabama slam followed by an outlaw attack follewed by an awesome delay suplex.armdrag to the outside then senton by rey-rey. Crap suplex by Boring! 619 caught but moonsault by rey 619 connects, rhodes takes the knee brace and attacks rey. and the Boring drill gets the win.
WINNER:RHODES 3/5
Cody rhodes is....THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! NOT COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU!
BACKSTAGE: SNOOP DOG
There is an audition as regal raps, beth and khali sing grease songs, and basicly guys who should be on the show, look stupid. oh and hornswoggle speaks!
8 MAN TAG WAS POINTLESS SLATER TOOK THE COBRA AND THE LINKARA PUNCH
I AM A MAY'UN!
BACKSTAGE:Rock and eve
Mae young comes in for a funny moment. she wants the people's strudel! then holy shit Austin and rock talk and shake hands.
Offical theme is Tinie Tempah's written in the stars, with tiny spelt with 2 ns and temper spelt with an a and h,
B-COZ PUR LITRA-C IZ ....KEWL!
RANDY ORTON VS CM PUNK
crossbody by punk, all match punk was working orton's leg rko ends it after randy collapses after punt attempt.
Winner: orton
lawler bet cole after austin attacked him and swagger but the raw gm overturned the decision, the fued is continue.
UNDERTAKER VS TRIPLE H
Both legends trade punches to start. to the outside and they destroy the Cole Mine (sadly cole was not in there!) Back in and old school into arm drag. back drop of the announce table. back and taker hits a suicide dive. Spinebuster through the spanish announce table.Chokeslam gets 2. Mounted punches, last ride. pedigree snake eyes spine buster in sequence gets 1. last ride by taker gets 2 1/2. Tombstone gets 2 ddt on the chair. Pedigree gets a close 2. Chairshots. Hells gate and done!
UNDERTAKER 19-0
ENJOY THE OFFICE JOB DADDY VINCE GAVE YOU, PAUL!
After the match, though he won Undertaker has to be carried on a luggage carrier with a makeshift guerney. he really was pushed to the limit tonight.
Snookie wins her match and looked good doing it she won with a Handspring Elbow.
GOBSHITE FROM MTV RETAINS THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP ON A DOUBLE FUCKING COUNT-OUT!
BUT THE ROCK ASSAULTS BOTH MISTER 5 MOVES AND MISTER NO MOVES AND THAT PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE.
Singing the national anthem rnb star keri hilson that's nice i guess.
the rock comes out and really works up the crowd.
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP(WHAT?)
ALBERTO DEL RIO VS EDGE(C)
Collar/elbow tie-up into back body drop. kick and punt by edge, mudhole stomping by edge in the corner
after fight on the outside an armrigger by del rio. spining elbow splash to the outside by edge. back in and del rio hits a spin kick. cross arm breakercountered into edge-a-matic, another is in the ropes. whip to the corner, shock and awe by del rio. christian attacks brodus exploder suplex by clay. Spear by edge and this is over!
WINNER: EDGE 4/5
MAGNIFICENT!
after the match edge and christian destroy alberto's car
Tough enough looks good
This year Rey comes dressed as Captain America, Leg scissors by rey but all the momentum is rhodes. crossbody beautiful disaster alabama slam followed by an outlaw attack follewed by an awesome delay suplex.armdrag to the outside then senton by rey-rey. Crap suplex by Boring! 619 caught but moonsault by rey 619 connects, rhodes takes the knee brace and attacks rey. and the Boring drill gets the win.
WINNER:RHODES 3/5
Cody rhodes is....THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! NOT COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU!
BACKSTAGE: SNOOP DOG
There is an audition as regal raps, beth and khali sing grease songs, and basicly guys who should be on the show, look stupid. oh and hornswoggle speaks!
8 MAN TAG WAS POINTLESS SLATER TOOK THE COBRA AND THE LINKARA PUNCH
I AM A MAY'UN!
BACKSTAGE:Rock and eve
Mae young comes in for a funny moment. she wants the people's strudel! then holy shit Austin and rock talk and shake hands.
Offical theme is Tinie Tempah's written in the stars, with tiny spelt with 2 ns and temper spelt with an a and h,
B-COZ PUR LITRA-C IZ ....KEWL!
RANDY ORTON VS CM PUNK
crossbody by punk, all match punk was working orton's leg rko ends it after randy collapses after punt attempt.
Winner: orton
lawler bet cole after austin attacked him and swagger but the raw gm overturned the decision, the fued is continue.
UNDERTAKER VS TRIPLE H
Both legends trade punches to start. to the outside and they destroy the Cole Mine (sadly cole was not in there!) Back in and old school into arm drag. back drop of the announce table. back and taker hits a suicide dive. Spinebuster through the spanish announce table.Chokeslam gets 2. Mounted punches, last ride. pedigree snake eyes spine buster in sequence gets 1. last ride by taker gets 2 1/2. Tombstone gets 2 ddt on the chair. Pedigree gets a close 2. Chairshots. Hells gate and done!
UNDERTAKER 19-0
ENJOY THE OFFICE JOB DADDY VINCE GAVE YOU, PAUL!
After the match, though he won Undertaker has to be carried on a luggage carrier with a makeshift guerney. he really was pushed to the limit tonight.
Snookie wins her match and looked good doing it she won with a Handspring Elbow.
GOBSHITE FROM MTV RETAINS THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP ON A DOUBLE FUCKING COUNT-OUT!
BUT THE ROCK ASSAULTS BOTH MISTER 5 MOVES AND MISTER NO MOVES AND THAT PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE.
Friday, April 1, 2011
wrestlemania 27 predictions
all matches are in order of title importance.
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
john FUCKING Cena vs GOBSHITE FROM MTV(C)
Money on: oh who fucking cares? they both suck!
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
EDGE(C) VS ALBERTO DEL RIO
Money on: del rio
CORRE VS KANE, BIG SHOW, VLADIMER KOZLOV& THE ITALIAN
Money on: as if justin and wade didnt have to carry Zeke and GINGER NUTS!, They have to carry santinio and 3 useless sacks of shit!
U.S CHAMPIONSHIP
SHEMUS (C) VS BRYAN DANIELSON
Money on: too close to call but....Bryan
UNDERTAKER VS TRIPLE H
MONEY ON: 19-0. ENJOY THE OFFICE JOB THAT DADDY GAVE YOU, PAUL!
MICHAEL COLE VS THE KING
Money on: king because i hate cole!
and the snooki match will be an Epic fail see you on Monday!
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
john FUCKING Cena vs GOBSHITE FROM MTV(C)
Money on: oh who fucking cares? they both suck!
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
EDGE(C) VS ALBERTO DEL RIO
Money on: del rio
CORRE VS KANE, BIG SHOW, VLADIMER KOZLOV& THE ITALIAN
Money on: as if justin and wade didnt have to carry Zeke and GINGER NUTS!, They have to carry santinio and 3 useless sacks of shit!
U.S CHAMPIONSHIP
SHEMUS (C) VS BRYAN DANIELSON
Money on: too close to call but....Bryan
UNDERTAKER VS TRIPLE H
MONEY ON: 19-0. ENJOY THE OFFICE JOB THAT DADDY GAVE YOU, PAUL!
MICHAEL COLE VS THE KING
Money on: king because i hate cole!
and the snooki match will be an Epic fail see you on Monday!
Friday, March 25, 2011
a tradition reborn! Red nose day Walkers: A review
a week after Comic relief and the disapointment of the crisps not available in ireland, i went shopping with my family in Waterford.
Guess what was on the crisp aisle!
better late than never!
this year walkers crisps teamed with 4 comedians with 4 celebrity endorsed flavours they are:
FRANK SKINNER CHICKEN DINNER
STEAK AND AL PIE (AL MURRAY)
STEPHEN FRY-UP
AND JIMMY CARR CARNE
FRANK SKINNER
WHO? Soccor-centric stand-up that released the song football's coming home
FLAVOUR: Chicken dinner
VERDICT: Very bland flavour
AL MURRAY
WHO? "THE PUB LANDLORD" A GUY WHO THINKS ENGLAND IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY AND IF A MAN DOESNT DRINK HE'S GAY!
FLAVOUR: STEAK AND ALE PIE
VERDICT: this is even worse! At least chicken tastes like chicken. this is like Al Murray himself: Tasteless!
STEPHEN FRY
WHO? Comic legend, pioneer Tweeter and Host of QI.
FLAVOUR: FRY-UP (EGG,BACON, SAUSAGE,PUDDING)
VERDICT: My dad ate all but the test packet i hid. no wonder as this was greatly improved since year one's batch.
JIMMY CARR
WHO? Deadpan darkly humoured host of Your face or mine?, Distraction and 8 out of 10n cats.
FLAVOUR: Chilli con carne
VERDICT: Far too spicy for my taste
As par the public vote, the winner was ...
Stephen fry!
the forfiet was a live waxing for the other 3
well thats it!
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Guess what was on the crisp aisle!
better late than never!
this year walkers crisps teamed with 4 comedians with 4 celebrity endorsed flavours they are:
FRANK SKINNER CHICKEN DINNER
STEAK AND AL PIE (AL MURRAY)
STEPHEN FRY-UP
AND JIMMY CARR CARNE
FRANK SKINNER
WHO? Soccor-centric stand-up that released the song football's coming home
FLAVOUR: Chicken dinner
VERDICT: Very bland flavour
AL MURRAY
WHO? "THE PUB LANDLORD" A GUY WHO THINKS ENGLAND IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY AND IF A MAN DOESNT DRINK HE'S GAY!
FLAVOUR: STEAK AND ALE PIE
VERDICT: this is even worse! At least chicken tastes like chicken. this is like Al Murray himself: Tasteless!
STEPHEN FRY
WHO? Comic legend, pioneer Tweeter and Host of QI.
FLAVOUR: FRY-UP (EGG,BACON, SAUSAGE,PUDDING)
VERDICT: My dad ate all but the test packet i hid. no wonder as this was greatly improved since year one's batch.
JIMMY CARR
WHO? Deadpan darkly humoured host of Your face or mine?, Distraction and 8 out of 10n cats.
FLAVOUR: Chilli con carne
VERDICT: Far too spicy for my taste
As par the public vote, the winner was ...
Stephen fry!
the forfiet was a live waxing for the other 3
well thats it!
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Sunday, March 13, 2011
wrestlemania X-7:X years later part 3
VINCE MCMAHON VS SHANE MCMAHON
BACKSTORY!: Sick of treating the WWF as his own personal miltia and cheating on his mother until she had a "breakdown", shane took over WCW to call the old man out
Shane comes out first he reveals that WCW is in the arena of the 10 in the private box i only recognise Lance storm, Torrie Wilson and Jobb-o ...i mean Chavo Guerrerro. mick foley is the special referee. After brawling shane beats down his dad. Steph comes in and slaps shane shane attacks vince with camara wires. clothesline of the security wall. kendo stick shot. shane loses out with the Leap of faith. trish stratus who was with vince at the time, comes out with linda in a wheelchair and attacks vince and chases Stephanie out. foley gets attacked by vince for protecting linda. and end is linda rises from her chair. and shane finishes vince with the coast 2 coast
WINNER: SHANE 4/5 (JUST FOR SHEER STORYTELLING)
TLC TWO FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
EDGE AND CHRISTIAN W/RHINO VS DUDLEYZ W/SPIKE VS HARDY BOYZ W/LITA
In 10 years and the hardys have dramatically changed i think can be resolved by swapping their addictions. You dont see much fat smack-heads and Fatt Lardy needs stuff that will get that gut gone for good. it would terrible things to their teeth though! also ringing the changes is the dudleys ring attire at this point in their carear their ring-gear was strange coloured camoflague, which would be handy if bubba was in a war in the stottish heaths or in a swimming pool full of Ribena!
anyway there is too much non-wrestling offence so lets get to the short version of this match
IRON SHIEK WINS BATTLE ROYAL
UNDERTAKER 9-0
WWF CHAMPIONSHIP
STONE COLD VS THE ROCK(c)
BACKSTORY!: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE GREATEST MATCH IN WRESTLEMANIA , AS CHOSEN BY ALL OF YOU! In 2001 austin won his 3rd ever rumble to face the rock tonight, vince to stir things up made Debra, then-managar and then-wife to manage the rock. when she got injured. the rattlesnake went nuts! the result:a high octane intense match that became personal
the match was made no DQ to the shock of jim ross. Stone cold starts this off with rights and lefts irish whip Lou Thesz press. elbow by austin neckbreaker by austin. rock trying for Rock Bottom, austin tries for the stunner, fight in this hot Texan crowd back in the ring and Outlaw Attack by Austin followed by vertical suplex. clothesline by the rock, a hip toss gets 2. more fighting on the outside again. Austin hits rock with the ring bell, the english announce table is destroyed.back in the ring, and neckbreaker by SCSA whip into the corner mudhole stomping clothesline by the rock. Rock brings the ringbell in hits austin with it! more ringside brawling slingshot sending rock into ring post. sharpshooter by the rock as both men are bloodied but austin with a sharpshooter on his own, into million dollar dream . stunner by the rock has this texas crowd turn nasty! vince comes down to ringside and saves austin after peoples elbow. multiple chairshots by austin as a stunned Jim Ross speaks on. "austin has sold his soul to Satan himself!"
WINNER AND NEW WWF CHAMPION: AUSTIN 5/5
Well that was wm17 possibly the great ppv ever produced by wwe. this is the Enlightened one Eamonn bermingham and i will see you the day after wrestlemania.
BACKSTORY!: Sick of treating the WWF as his own personal miltia and cheating on his mother until she had a "breakdown", shane took over WCW to call the old man out
Shane comes out first he reveals that WCW is in the arena of the 10 in the private box i only recognise Lance storm, Torrie Wilson and Jobb-o ...i mean Chavo Guerrerro. mick foley is the special referee. After brawling shane beats down his dad. Steph comes in and slaps shane shane attacks vince with camara wires. clothesline of the security wall. kendo stick shot. shane loses out with the Leap of faith. trish stratus who was with vince at the time, comes out with linda in a wheelchair and attacks vince and chases Stephanie out. foley gets attacked by vince for protecting linda. and end is linda rises from her chair. and shane finishes vince with the coast 2 coast
WINNER: SHANE 4/5 (JUST FOR SHEER STORYTELLING)
TLC TWO FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
EDGE AND CHRISTIAN W/RHINO VS DUDLEYZ W/SPIKE VS HARDY BOYZ W/LITA
In 10 years and the hardys have dramatically changed i think can be resolved by swapping their addictions. You dont see much fat smack-heads and Fatt Lardy needs stuff that will get that gut gone for good. it would terrible things to their teeth though! also ringing the changes is the dudleys ring attire at this point in their carear their ring-gear was strange coloured camoflague, which would be handy if bubba was in a war in the stottish heaths or in a swimming pool full of Ribena!
anyway there is too much non-wrestling offence so lets get to the short version of this match
- double legdrop on christrian
- whazzup and powerbomb through a table
- spike rhino and lita interfere for there respective teams, with lita jerking edge off ....the ladder (not that she wasnt familer with that...just ask matt hardy! actually don't given how emo he has become he would probably cry into his ice-cream listening to 3 days grace's back catalogue knowing full well that his blood type his Haggen-dasz!)
- in the end christian gets a piggy back from rhino to get the belts
IRON SHIEK WINS BATTLE ROYAL
UNDERTAKER 9-0
WWF CHAMPIONSHIP
STONE COLD VS THE ROCK(c)
BACKSTORY!: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE GREATEST MATCH IN WRESTLEMANIA , AS CHOSEN BY ALL OF YOU! In 2001 austin won his 3rd ever rumble to face the rock tonight, vince to stir things up made Debra, then-managar and then-wife to manage the rock. when she got injured. the rattlesnake went nuts! the result:a high octane intense match that became personal
the match was made no DQ to the shock of jim ross. Stone cold starts this off with rights and lefts irish whip Lou Thesz press. elbow by austin neckbreaker by austin. rock trying for Rock Bottom, austin tries for the stunner, fight in this hot Texan crowd back in the ring and Outlaw Attack by Austin followed by vertical suplex. clothesline by the rock, a hip toss gets 2. more fighting on the outside again. Austin hits rock with the ring bell, the english announce table is destroyed.back in the ring, and neckbreaker by SCSA whip into the corner mudhole stomping clothesline by the rock. Rock brings the ringbell in hits austin with it! more ringside brawling slingshot sending rock into ring post. sharpshooter by the rock as both men are bloodied but austin with a sharpshooter on his own, into million dollar dream . stunner by the rock has this texas crowd turn nasty! vince comes down to ringside and saves austin after peoples elbow. multiple chairshots by austin as a stunned Jim Ross speaks on. "austin has sold his soul to Satan himself!"
WINNER AND NEW WWF CHAMPION: AUSTIN 5/5
Well that was wm17 possibly the great ppv ever produced by wwe. this is the Enlightened one Eamonn bermingham and i will see you the day after wrestlemania.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Wrestlemania x-7 : X years later part 2
WWF EUROPEAN ONE EXTRA CHAMPIONSHIP
THE LATE, GREAT EDDIE GUERRERRO W/PERRY SATURN AND DEAN MALENKOVS THE LATE, BUT NOT GREAT, TEST(C)
BACK STORY: I HATED THE CONCEPT OF THE EUROPEAN BELT WHEN ONLY 2 ENGLISHMAN HAVE HELD IT DURING ITS REIGN. ANYWAY TEST IS OUT FOR REVENGE FOR DOING A HEINOUS CRIME IN WRESTLING: MADE TO LOSE TO X-PAC!
A FRRRROOONNT BODY DROP by test followed by a power bomb again a match goes to the outside, back in and a gorilla press by Test, thumb to the eyes by Latino heat, who attempts a frankensteiner but test what Ross calls a counter botches the move on his part. attempt on the GENERIC BIG MAN BOOT FINISHER! ends with his foot trapped in the ropes. after the ref and Eddie help him out, sleeper by Eddie counter with a Irish whip and a tilt-a-whirl slam by test. Saturn comes in a gives test his finisher the NUMBER 3 THE 3 HANDLED MOSS COVERED FAMILY GREDUNZEL
(NUMBER 4 ARMBAR!)
Frog splash by Eddie but pump handle by test
Malenko distracts test long enough for the belt shot to end this!
WINNER AND NEW ONE EXTRA CHAMPION: EDDIE 2/5
KURT ANGLE VS CHRIS BENIOT
(PWI 2001 MATCH OF THE YEAR)
this one starts technical with a take down by angle but Benoit recovers. a second take down and a body scissors but Chris again escapes. release suplex by angle. Both men exchange leverage holds until Chris gets an armbar (NUMBER 5! ARMBAR!) into a crossface attempt but angles is in the ropes. facelock by angle into an Inside trip but beniot counters into the crossface. Clothesline by angle and now its a brawl to the outside back in and this technical fight has broken down! Until a belly to belly suplex by angle followed by a short arm clothesline by angle. Snap suplex by Chris when he regains his composure. Superplex and both men are down angle get 2 germans then a counter into the ankle lock by angle into an ankle lock by Beniot into the crossface into the crossface by angle, foot in the ropes ref is knocked down as angle taps. body slam by a refreshed Angle who goes foe his moonsault diving headbutt by Beniot. waistlock by Beniot low blow by Kurt. series of amatuer pins until angle has the beniots tights.
WINNER ANGLE(5/5)
WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP
china wins after a one side match (2/5)
Join me soon for part 3 for the main events. if you like what you read and want to subcribe or friend me on youtube my address is http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment where you will be notified of other post by bulletins.
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THE LATE, GREAT EDDIE GUERRERRO W/PERRY SATURN AND DEAN MALENKOVS THE LATE, BUT NOT GREAT, TEST(C)
BACK STORY: I HATED THE CONCEPT OF THE EUROPEAN BELT WHEN ONLY 2 ENGLISHMAN HAVE HELD IT DURING ITS REIGN. ANYWAY TEST IS OUT FOR REVENGE FOR DOING A HEINOUS CRIME IN WRESTLING: MADE TO LOSE TO X-PAC!
A FRRRROOONNT BODY DROP by test followed by a power bomb again a match goes to the outside, back in and a gorilla press by Test, thumb to the eyes by Latino heat, who attempts a frankensteiner but test what Ross calls a counter botches the move on his part. attempt on the GENERIC BIG MAN BOOT FINISHER! ends with his foot trapped in the ropes. after the ref and Eddie help him out, sleeper by Eddie counter with a Irish whip and a tilt-a-whirl slam by test. Saturn comes in a gives test his finisher the NUMBER 3 THE 3 HANDLED MOSS COVERED FAMILY GREDUNZEL
(NUMBER 4 ARMBAR!)
Frog splash by Eddie but pump handle by test
Malenko distracts test long enough for the belt shot to end this!
WINNER AND NEW ONE EXTRA CHAMPION: EDDIE 2/5
KURT ANGLE VS CHRIS BENIOT
(PWI 2001 MATCH OF THE YEAR)
this one starts technical with a take down by angle but Benoit recovers. a second take down and a body scissors but Chris again escapes. release suplex by angle. Both men exchange leverage holds until Chris gets an armbar (NUMBER 5! ARMBAR!) into a crossface attempt but angles is in the ropes. facelock by angle into an Inside trip but beniot counters into the crossface. Clothesline by angle and now its a brawl to the outside back in and this technical fight has broken down! Until a belly to belly suplex by angle followed by a short arm clothesline by angle. Snap suplex by Chris when he regains his composure. Superplex and both men are down angle get 2 germans then a counter into the ankle lock by angle into an ankle lock by Beniot into the crossface into the crossface by angle, foot in the ropes ref is knocked down as angle taps. body slam by a refreshed Angle who goes foe his moonsault diving headbutt by Beniot. waistlock by Beniot low blow by Kurt. series of amatuer pins until angle has the beniots tights.
WINNER ANGLE(5/5)
WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP
china wins after a one side match (2/5)
Join me soon for part 3 for the main events. if you like what you read and want to subcribe or friend me on youtube my address is http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment where you will be notified of other post by bulletins.
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Tuesday, March 8, 2011
wrestlemania x-7: X years later! part 1
10 years ago next month, the high-grossing wrestlemania of all time happened in Houston Texas. it was a major success on so many levels. as a fan its card was stacked with stellar matches. from a business stand-point it broke attendance download ppv and video sale records. If anything, this show was the catalyst for wwf becoming wwe the following year.
And much like Linkara's Secret Origins month, while i will respectivly review these matches, i will make jokes on the gimmicks and careers of the concerned in this show, however i tell you now i will NOT be making any Beniot jokes. Too many lives were destroyed by that man and we, as fans, should not be making light of those events.
So lets start!
Calling the action tonight is the legendary Jim Ross, and former ecw owner Paul Heyman. Conspicious by his sbsence is Jerry Lawler who left in protest when his then wife, Stacy "the Kat" Carter was fired. however when carter divorved Lawler he was set to return in 2002.
WWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
CHRIS JERICHO(c) VS WILLIAM REGAL
BACKSTORY: In 2001, regal became wwf commissioner, making lives a little harder backstage. Enter "Y2J" who pranked regal by pissing in his tea. so taking the belt will be the ultimate revenge.
Right hands by regal to start of met by a flying fore-arm by Jericho who whips regal out to the floor followed by a plancha. Back in the ring and jericho of the ropes with a SHORYUKEN~~!
GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN!
Walls of Jericho attempt but regal counters with a Toss another toss by regal Arm rigger suplex by regal a sleeper is now applied by the Englishman. Jericho elbows out of it loinsault but regal cradles jericho in the corner now Regal working y2j with kicks but jericho with a kick of his own, an Enziriguri, Missle dropkick by chris. Double underhook superplex by regal. chris tries to put regal in the walls but his shoulder is giving out it gets countered into the regal stretch chris in the ropes. the Canadian fights back with chops, a bulldog, a vertical suplex and finally a loinsault and its over!
WINNER: JERICHO 4/5
6-MAN TAG
RIGHT TO CENSOR (GOODFATHER, BULL AND VAL VENISW/STEVIE RICHARDS) VS TAZ AND A.P.A (BRADSHAW AND FAAROOQ W/JACKIE MOORE) AND TAZ
BACKSTORY: In what could be his best run in WWE, stevie richards denounced Hardcore and brainwashed the other members to his way of thinking. the result a hypocritical heel faction that would resort to violence to prove a point.
This match starts quick and fast. Jackie ddts richards and bull and taz starts this match. Taz-plex on bull who whips over taz for some illegal triple-tean. venis in and russian legsweep. GF In and legdrop back suplex by Faarooq who gets a tag, rake to eyea whip and ho train then pimp drop on faaroq, bradshaw gets the tag. back drop fold away slam. double chokeslam, reverse superplex and when gf misses with the Ho train, Clothesline from hell!
WINNERS: APA AND TAZ 3/5
WWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
RAVEN(c) W/MUSCLES VS KANE W/MASK VS BIG SHOW W/HAIR
Raven comes out with the following weapons that dont get used at all: metal dish, safety man, Poison oak and a frankenstein doll that has the informed Ability of being a tazer.
Kane tosses raven outside to big show. who then takes them out with a flying clothesline. fight ensues in the crowd when kane gets the backstage area, Raven waffles him a sign but kane slams his head through a wall. bigshow from behind slams kane onto a pallette. Show chases after raven into a storage closet but Kane unlocks the gate kane attacks bigshow with a rake. raven from behind tries to hang kane with a piece of hose but gets thrown through a pane glass window. show sends kane though the door of a dressing room and goes through the wall. Raven escapes on a golf-cart and the fight leads back to the entrance. Punches to big show by kane. Show counters and attempts to gorilla slam but a kick by kane sents both men in to the stage below. legdrop through the stage and we have a new champion!
WINNER AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION: KANE 4/5
PART 2 TOMORROW!
And much like Linkara's Secret Origins month, while i will respectivly review these matches, i will make jokes on the gimmicks and careers of the concerned in this show, however i tell you now i will NOT be making any Beniot jokes. Too many lives were destroyed by that man and we, as fans, should not be making light of those events.
So lets start!
Calling the action tonight is the legendary Jim Ross, and former ecw owner Paul Heyman. Conspicious by his sbsence is Jerry Lawler who left in protest when his then wife, Stacy "the Kat" Carter was fired. however when carter divorved Lawler he was set to return in 2002.
WWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
CHRIS JERICHO(c) VS WILLIAM REGAL
BACKSTORY: In 2001, regal became wwf commissioner, making lives a little harder backstage. Enter "Y2J" who pranked regal by pissing in his tea. so taking the belt will be the ultimate revenge.
Right hands by regal to start of met by a flying fore-arm by Jericho who whips regal out to the floor followed by a plancha. Back in the ring and jericho of the ropes with a SHORYUKEN~~!
GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN!
Walls of Jericho attempt but regal counters with a Toss another toss by regal Arm rigger suplex by regal a sleeper is now applied by the Englishman. Jericho elbows out of it loinsault but regal cradles jericho in the corner now Regal working y2j with kicks but jericho with a kick of his own, an Enziriguri, Missle dropkick by chris. Double underhook superplex by regal. chris tries to put regal in the walls but his shoulder is giving out it gets countered into the regal stretch chris in the ropes. the Canadian fights back with chops, a bulldog, a vertical suplex and finally a loinsault and its over!
WINNER: JERICHO 4/5
6-MAN TAG
RIGHT TO CENSOR (GOODFATHER, BULL AND VAL VENISW/STEVIE RICHARDS) VS TAZ AND A.P.A (BRADSHAW AND FAAROOQ W/JACKIE MOORE) AND TAZ
BACKSTORY: In what could be his best run in WWE, stevie richards denounced Hardcore and brainwashed the other members to his way of thinking. the result a hypocritical heel faction that would resort to violence to prove a point.
This match starts quick and fast. Jackie ddts richards and bull and taz starts this match. Taz-plex on bull who whips over taz for some illegal triple-tean. venis in and russian legsweep. GF In and legdrop back suplex by Faarooq who gets a tag, rake to eyea whip and ho train then pimp drop on faaroq, bradshaw gets the tag. back drop fold away slam. double chokeslam, reverse superplex and when gf misses with the Ho train, Clothesline from hell!
WINNERS: APA AND TAZ 3/5
WWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
RAVEN(c) W/MUSCLES VS KANE W/MASK VS BIG SHOW W/HAIR
Raven comes out with the following weapons that dont get used at all: metal dish, safety man, Poison oak and a frankenstein doll that has the informed Ability of being a tazer.
Kane tosses raven outside to big show. who then takes them out with a flying clothesline. fight ensues in the crowd when kane gets the backstage area, Raven waffles him a sign but kane slams his head through a wall. bigshow from behind slams kane onto a pallette. Show chases after raven into a storage closet but Kane unlocks the gate kane attacks bigshow with a rake. raven from behind tries to hang kane with a piece of hose but gets thrown through a pane glass window. show sends kane though the door of a dressing room and goes through the wall. Raven escapes on a golf-cart and the fight leads back to the entrance. Punches to big show by kane. Show counters and attempts to gorilla slam but a kick by kane sents both men in to the stage below. legdrop through the stage and we have a new champion!
WINNER AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION: KANE 4/5
PART 2 TOMORROW!
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
lets get this over with! results for elimination chamber 2011!
Alberto del rio defeats kofi kingston by submission. the opener as expected by WWE was the best match of the night.
Edge retained the worlds title in the elimination chamber.big show replaced Ziggler to build his storyline firing.
We have new Tag champions Core members Justin Gabriel and heath slater regained the Bronzeware against Santino and vladimer Kozlov.
GOBSHITE FROM MTV REGAINED HIS TARNISHED GOLD IN THE WORST MATCH I EVER SEEN IN 25 YEARS WATCHING WRESTLING. AND IM 25!
Supercena will face miz at wrestlemania. thankfully its the not the main event.
Edge retained the worlds title in the elimination chamber.big show replaced Ziggler to build his storyline firing.
We have new Tag champions Core members Justin Gabriel and heath slater regained the Bronzeware against Santino and vladimer Kozlov.
GOBSHITE FROM MTV REGAINED HIS TARNISHED GOLD IN THE WORST MATCH I EVER SEEN IN 25 YEARS WATCHING WRESTLING. AND IM 25!
Supercena will face miz at wrestlemania. thankfully its the not the main event.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
pathofenlightment.blogspot.com TIMELINE 2009-11
2/12/09
the site is launched as ask the path an online service for those who have general knowledge questions. i also posted the song spiderfag making fun of the then rumoured appearance of louis walsh on heroes.
2/13/09
what became a tradition here at Enlightened Towers, Eamonn taste-tested the first batch of limited edition walkers. the first batch includes irish breakfast, bhaji,duck,fish and chips, chilli and chocolate and (yes seriously!) Squirrel.
2/13/09
My first mock the week spoof, things you don't to hear over a supermarket tannoy is also written that day.
2/27/09
wrestlemania on the horizon again is Eamonn's First but not last article on Pro wrestling
3/5/09
Wrestlemania is great and all but...is Eamonn's first but not last parody on Pro Wrestling
4/1/09
my first headers are complied on this post.
4/2/09
Eamonn's first theme month a set of April fools stories are released.
5/19/09
the blog changes its name to THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE FROM THE EDGE! Its focus is now a side-ways look at wrestling and other things.
5/27/09
i compare wwe in 80s 90s and 2000s
5/31/09
Eamonn made fun of Ken Anderson for the first time, refering to him as a injury-fiegning piece of shit.
6/11/09
my face-palm moment came when i predicted that people will talk about Umaga by the end of the year. and well...
6/29/09
micheal jackson tribute
July 2009
Monty python month
first wwe results night of champions
August 2009
why wwe sucks month
codes for extra sky channels and first tna results hard justice. its also the launch for bogger box office a film review blog and vechile for the Joe-Jack The Culchie charector. joe-jack has a profile on my blog.
September 2009
TNA is the future month (this is before Hack Hogan, ovivously!) i joined youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
10/14/09
my thoughts on the historic 7-diva draft.
winter 2009
Glossary of wrestling terms
12/5/09
...Umaga is found dead this day. his death was the first i tributed.
Christmas eve 2009
results for final resolution was written at my parents house it has a bad connection and it took 4 hours to post. i vowed never to post at christmas again!
january 2010
royal rumble results and atop the 4th wall parody lyrics.
februrary 2010
Road to Wrestlemania
3/11/10
undertakers streak is re-told in march.
4/7/10
Chris Kanyon tribute.
5/13/10
the massive crossover, 3 tickets to hell, pulls into the station in may, with my review of dead or alive.
5/28/10
last years world cup walkers where reviewed with teriyaki winning it out in my opinion
july 2010
eamonn evaluated the wwe roster. he also joined the wrestling forum XWA.
10/18/10
in eamonn's most read article ever TNA IMPACT THE WORSE IS YET TO COME, Eamonn unloads on the fallout of 10-10-10
November 2010
Cadbury's month
January 2011
the Flippes my awards finally see the light of day. The Miz is (begrudgingly) the 1st wrestler of year
February 2011
YEAR 3 STARTS RIGHT NOW!
the site is launched as ask the path an online service for those who have general knowledge questions. i also posted the song spiderfag making fun of the then rumoured appearance of louis walsh on heroes.
2/13/09
what became a tradition here at Enlightened Towers, Eamonn taste-tested the first batch of limited edition walkers. the first batch includes irish breakfast, bhaji,duck,fish and chips, chilli and chocolate and (yes seriously!) Squirrel.
2/13/09
My first mock the week spoof, things you don't to hear over a supermarket tannoy is also written that day.
2/27/09
wrestlemania on the horizon again is Eamonn's First but not last article on Pro wrestling
3/5/09
Wrestlemania is great and all but...is Eamonn's first but not last parody on Pro Wrestling
4/1/09
my first headers are complied on this post.
4/2/09
Eamonn's first theme month a set of April fools stories are released.
5/19/09
the blog changes its name to THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE FROM THE EDGE! Its focus is now a side-ways look at wrestling and other things.
5/27/09
i compare wwe in 80s 90s and 2000s
5/31/09
Eamonn made fun of Ken Anderson for the first time, refering to him as a injury-fiegning piece of shit.
6/11/09
my face-palm moment came when i predicted that people will talk about Umaga by the end of the year. and well...
6/29/09
micheal jackson tribute
July 2009
Monty python month
first wwe results night of champions
August 2009
why wwe sucks month
codes for extra sky channels and first tna results hard justice. its also the launch for bogger box office a film review blog and vechile for the Joe-Jack The Culchie charector. joe-jack has a profile on my blog.
September 2009
TNA is the future month (this is before Hack Hogan, ovivously!) i joined youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
10/14/09
my thoughts on the historic 7-diva draft.
winter 2009
Glossary of wrestling terms
12/5/09
...Umaga is found dead this day. his death was the first i tributed.
Christmas eve 2009
results for final resolution was written at my parents house it has a bad connection and it took 4 hours to post. i vowed never to post at christmas again!
january 2010
royal rumble results and atop the 4th wall parody lyrics.
februrary 2010
Road to Wrestlemania
3/11/10
undertakers streak is re-told in march.
4/7/10
Chris Kanyon tribute.
5/13/10
the massive crossover, 3 tickets to hell, pulls into the station in may, with my review of dead or alive.
5/28/10
last years world cup walkers where reviewed with teriyaki winning it out in my opinion
july 2010
eamonn evaluated the wwe roster. he also joined the wrestling forum XWA.
10/18/10
in eamonn's most read article ever TNA IMPACT THE WORSE IS YET TO COME, Eamonn unloads on the fallout of 10-10-10
November 2010
Cadbury's month
January 2011
the Flippes my awards finally see the light of day. The Miz is (begrudgingly) the 1st wrestler of year
February 2011
YEAR 3 STARTS RIGHT NOW!
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
bogger box office update!
February film will be the Green Hornet!
Film will reviewed on monday.
That is all!
Film will reviewed on monday.
That is all!
Monday, January 31, 2011
Royal Rumble 2011
i'm only reviewing the RR match as the rest of the PPV sucked!
ENTRY 1-CM PUNK
ENTRY 2-DANIEL BRYAN
FUCK YEAH!
A great start as fans chant ROH
ENTRY 3-JUSTIN GABRIEL
Gabriel tries for a 450 splash but gets suplex out the ring by bryan
4-ZACH RYDER
Ryder gets eliminated after a Rough Ryder
5-REGAL
Regal comes in with a regalplex a knee trembler and trades uppercuts with Bryan
6-DiBIASIE
despite having the Flu and a 105 fever, Ted is still here! wow!
7-MORRISON
C4 by morrison, regal tries to eliminate him but morrison parkours his way without touching the floor.
regal is gone.
8-YOSHITASTU
9-HUSKY HARRIS
Harris comes in to protect his leader
10-Jobbo the Eagle!
Jobbo, i mean chavo gives everyone the 3 amigos!
11-HENRY
Jobbo is eliminated!
Tatsu is eliminated!
12-JTG
13-HENNING
With a 3 man advantage nexus eliminates jtg
14-MASTERS
Masterlock!
15-OTUNGA
With a 4 man advantage, nexus elims bryan,Masters,Morrison,Henry,Rexs,Koslov and Truth
16-REXS
17-KOSLOV
18-TRUTH
19-KHALI
He's out of the big brother house and harris is out
20-MASON RYAN
Khali is out!
21-BOOKER T
Booker is back! destroying nexus with sidekicks scissor kicks and the Book End! but he gets eliminated too
22-john FUCKING Cena!
of course SuperCena elims 3 members of nexus by himself
23-HORNSWOGGLE and somewhere the IWC are pissed off as cena and 'swoggle eliminates Punk,kidd and GINGER NUTS!
24-KIDD
25-GINGER NUTS SLATER!
26-KINGSTON
27 THWAGGER
Vader bombs by Swagger, and a double Boom Drop by kofi and horny
28 KING SHEAMUS
Brogue kick by sheamus and hornswoggle is gone
29 MYSTERIO
Trouble paradise on swagger and Thwagger ith eliminated!
30-BARRETT
31-ZIGGLER
32-KEVIN NASH
33-MCINTYRE
619
34-RILEY
Nash wasn't payed enough and he's gone!
35-BIG SHOW and he and Nash have a stare down
Chokeslam on Ziggler and he's done!
36-JACKSON
Drew and show are both clotheslined out by Zeke
37 SANTINO
santino hides under the ring!
38 ALBERTO GETS HIS PERSONAL RING ANNOUCEMENT!
riley is eliminated
39 ORTON IN WITH RKOS TO EVERYONE!
Kofi is thrown out followed by Shemus
40-KANE
ELIMINATIONS IN ORDER
ZEKE
KANE
REY
CENA
BARRETT
ORTON
SANTINO BY DEL RIO
WINNER OF THE RUMBLE 2011: ALBERTO DEL RIO!
ENTRY 1-CM PUNK
ENTRY 2-DANIEL BRYAN
FUCK YEAH!
A great start as fans chant ROH
ENTRY 3-JUSTIN GABRIEL
Gabriel tries for a 450 splash but gets suplex out the ring by bryan
4-ZACH RYDER
Ryder gets eliminated after a Rough Ryder
5-REGAL
Regal comes in with a regalplex a knee trembler and trades uppercuts with Bryan
6-DiBIASIE
despite having the Flu and a 105 fever, Ted is still here! wow!
7-MORRISON
C4 by morrison, regal tries to eliminate him but morrison parkours his way without touching the floor.
regal is gone.
8-YOSHITASTU
9-HUSKY HARRIS
Harris comes in to protect his leader
10-Jobbo the Eagle!
Jobbo, i mean chavo gives everyone the 3 amigos!
11-HENRY
Jobbo is eliminated!
Tatsu is eliminated!
12-JTG
13-HENNING
With a 3 man advantage nexus eliminates jtg
14-MASTERS
Masterlock!
15-OTUNGA
With a 4 man advantage, nexus elims bryan,Masters,Morrison,Henry,Rexs,Koslov and Truth
16-REXS
17-KOSLOV
18-TRUTH
19-KHALI
He's out of the big brother house and harris is out
20-MASON RYAN
Khali is out!
21-BOOKER T
Booker is back! destroying nexus with sidekicks scissor kicks and the Book End! but he gets eliminated too
22-john FUCKING Cena!
of course SuperCena elims 3 members of nexus by himself
23-HORNSWOGGLE and somewhere the IWC are pissed off as cena and 'swoggle eliminates Punk,kidd and GINGER NUTS!
24-KIDD
25-GINGER NUTS SLATER!
26-KINGSTON
27 THWAGGER
Vader bombs by Swagger, and a double Boom Drop by kofi and horny
28 KING SHEAMUS
Brogue kick by sheamus and hornswoggle is gone
29 MYSTERIO
Trouble paradise on swagger and Thwagger ith eliminated!
30-BARRETT
31-ZIGGLER
32-KEVIN NASH
33-MCINTYRE
619
34-RILEY
Nash wasn't payed enough and he's gone!
35-BIG SHOW and he and Nash have a stare down
Chokeslam on Ziggler and he's done!
36-JACKSON
Drew and show are both clotheslined out by Zeke
37 SANTINO
santino hides under the ring!
38 ALBERTO GETS HIS PERSONAL RING ANNOUCEMENT!
riley is eliminated
39 ORTON IN WITH RKOS TO EVERYONE!
Kofi is thrown out followed by Shemus
40-KANE
ELIMINATIONS IN ORDER
ZEKE
KANE
REY
CENA
BARRETT
ORTON
SANTINO BY DEL RIO
WINNER OF THE RUMBLE 2011: ALBERTO DEL RIO!
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
TNA to return to British and Irish tv in Februrary
at a Setanta sports press conference in Dublin yesterday, it was revealed that talks between Dixie Carter and Setanta were over as Virgin Media has re-signed a full tv contract a month after the station it was held on, the men's interest channel Bravo closed its doors
TNA will now be show Impact as well as deferred PPVs and Xplosion on the game-show only network Challenge!
it has being confirmed on Dixie's personal twitter account.
TNA will now be show Impact as well as deferred PPVs and Xplosion on the game-show only network Challenge!
it has being confirmed on Dixie's personal twitter account.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Spring 2011 schedule
Pathofenlightment schedule.
Feb-
Royal rumble review
Enlightened Page 2 year anniversary feb. 12th
Mar.
countdown to wrestlemania,including wrestlemania 17: 10 years later.
this time for the last 2 years the crisps company walkers has released limited edition flavours. if they do this year, i will review them.
April.
Wrestlemania 27
then its the return of Theme Month this april's theme: the Phionex Magazine.
Bogger box office schedule
Februrary-tbc
March-Sex and the city
April-Leap year:THE MOST RACIST FILM EVER MADE!
See you there!
Eamonn.
Feb-
Royal rumble review
Enlightened Page 2 year anniversary feb. 12th
Mar.
countdown to wrestlemania,including wrestlemania 17: 10 years later.
this time for the last 2 years the crisps company walkers has released limited edition flavours. if they do this year, i will review them.
April.
Wrestlemania 27
then its the return of Theme Month this april's theme: the Phionex Magazine.
Bogger box office schedule
Februrary-tbc
March-Sex and the city
April-Leap year:THE MOST RACIST FILM EVER MADE!
See you there!
Eamonn.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
The Flippies 2010
2010 won't be remembered as a stellar year in wrestling. Kane had an unnessacery title reign, john Cena would'nt fuck off despite being "fired", and tna probably won't resurface on Sky.
But despite this we had stellar matches,new blood,note-worthy events and funny stories. so lets get started with the big one!
THE HOMER
(THE WRESTLER OF THE YEAR 2010: THE MIZ!)
Regular reader will be shocked that Mike"GOBSHITE FROM MTV!" Mizianin is the first winner but lets look at the facts.
FACT!
This year the miz held the triple crown, Fact! he was the most talk about pro on both season one and two of NXT, bringing alex Riley to the final round. FACT! he had the best match OF HIS CAREER at NOC.
Fact! the miz is the first ever winner of the pathofenlightment.blogspot.com Flippie for best wrestler.
(runnersup: Sheamus,taker,hbk,orton,bryan,barrett,gabriel)
THE POOCHIE
(WORST WRESTLER OF THE YEAR: MICHAEL TARVER)
Tarver may have bought intimidation to Nexus but he did'nt bring any talent. while young was kicked out, and sheffield injured, tarver absence was never explained. maybe like the namesake of this reward, his planet needed him.
(runners up:Cena,slater,marella,henry,kane,Rob terry)
THE MARGE
(BEST FEMALE WRESTLER: MELINA PEREZ)
it was a two horse race this year but it was melina who did more this year.
(runner up Natalya)
THE LISA
(WORST FEMALE:THE BELLA TWINS)
....but dont worry, girls! i heard Hooters is re-hiring!
THE DISCO STU
(DEBUT OF THE YEAR: NEXUS)
As if winning nxt1 wasn't enough for Wade Barret, the English man created a stable of former rivals and nexus was born. with cm punk revealed as the "true" leader, 2011 could be a great year also for the Yellow and Black Blackguards.
HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSLE
(EXIT OF THE YEAR: SHAWN MICHAELS BY UNAMIOUS DESCISION)
I really like his promo the night (okay 4 days in britain) after. i love how the fans chanted please don't go!
MY PLANET NEEDS ME
(GOOD RIDDANCE OF THE YEAR: LACEY VON ERICH)
1 thing I can't stand, is 2nd gen wrestlers that think having a famous name would forgive them for sucking out-right! lacey is no exception!
(runners-up:Tiffany,ECW, "Suck-e" Cannon, TNA IMPACT in britain,maxine,aksana)
MARGE VS VOILENT TV
(FUNNIEST MOMENT: SANTINO'S TEA PARTY)
Santino cant wrestle, but at least he can make us laugh! this year in England his guest was Shemus and the crowd oooh'd and aaaww'ed when he offered ginger tea and milk to the pasty, red-haired Irishman!
(runners up: tyler rex freaks out on a plane,the black nature boy,hornswoggles thanksgiving dinner, Spoony's reaction to samao joe's kipnapping!
MAUD'S FUNERAL
(SADDEST MOMENT: CHRIS KANYON:DIGNITY DENIED!)
A Death of a wrestler is always sad, but none was sadder than the death of former us champ, chris kanyon who commited suicide this year. he was 40. Kanyon was a talented wrestler, no doubt but he was openly gay, a lifestyle that was ridiculed in his short stint in WWE, where he played a Boy George Gimmick.in the end the man born Kris Kudalis took his life.
and finally,
WORST EPISODE EVER!
(THE STUPIDEST MOMENT:AND THOUGH I WANT TO GIVE IT TO 11/10/10, I ALREADY SPOKE ABOUT IT, AND THE WINNER IS...
SAMOA JOE GETS KIPNAPPED BY NINJAS!)
there was lots of stupid shit this year but the unresolved kidnapping and no explanation is truly bad writing and Spoony (of that guy with the glasses.com) reaction reached memehood!
Spoony:Taz I dont know where you hide a 300 pound Samoan, but that doesn,t change the fact that HE WAS KIPNAPPED BY NINJAS! NINJAS! (beat) CALL THE COPS! DID ANYONE GET A LICENCE PLATE? THE COPS! NINJAS! KIPNAPPING! TV! WE'RE NOT STUPID! THERE ARE NINJAS KIPNAPPING PEOPLE ON TV!
(RUNNERS UP:why does FOURtune have six members? eric young becomes idiot gimmick again,new tna belt, mickie james singing career,Katie lea become Lesbian Ghost thing, chavo: from mexican warrior to Eagle mascot,edge vs macbook,nxt 3,aj not winning nxt 3, Generic blonde with big tits wins NXT!
(Breath)
that was a big one be back here for royal rumble results in februray and on boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com be there for the review of music and lyrics!
But despite this we had stellar matches,new blood,note-worthy events and funny stories. so lets get started with the big one!
THE HOMER
(THE WRESTLER OF THE YEAR 2010: THE MIZ!)
Regular reader will be shocked that Mike"GOBSHITE FROM MTV!" Mizianin is the first winner but lets look at the facts.
FACT!
This year the miz held the triple crown, Fact! he was the most talk about pro on both season one and two of NXT, bringing alex Riley to the final round. FACT! he had the best match OF HIS CAREER at NOC.
Fact! the miz is the first ever winner of the pathofenlightment.blogspot.com Flippie for best wrestler.
(runnersup: Sheamus,taker,hbk,orton,bryan,barrett,gabriel)
THE POOCHIE
(WORST WRESTLER OF THE YEAR: MICHAEL TARVER)
Tarver may have bought intimidation to Nexus but he did'nt bring any talent. while young was kicked out, and sheffield injured, tarver absence was never explained. maybe like the namesake of this reward, his planet needed him.
(runners up:Cena,slater,marella,henry,kane,Rob terry)
THE MARGE
(BEST FEMALE WRESTLER: MELINA PEREZ)
it was a two horse race this year but it was melina who did more this year.
(runner up Natalya)
THE LISA
(WORST FEMALE:THE BELLA TWINS)
....but dont worry, girls! i heard Hooters is re-hiring!
THE DISCO STU
(DEBUT OF THE YEAR: NEXUS)
As if winning nxt1 wasn't enough for Wade Barret, the English man created a stable of former rivals and nexus was born. with cm punk revealed as the "true" leader, 2011 could be a great year also for the Yellow and Black Blackguards.
HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSLE
(EXIT OF THE YEAR: SHAWN MICHAELS BY UNAMIOUS DESCISION)
I really like his promo the night (okay 4 days in britain) after. i love how the fans chanted please don't go!
MY PLANET NEEDS ME
(GOOD RIDDANCE OF THE YEAR: LACEY VON ERICH)
1 thing I can't stand, is 2nd gen wrestlers that think having a famous name would forgive them for sucking out-right! lacey is no exception!
(runners-up:Tiffany,ECW, "Suck-e" Cannon, TNA IMPACT in britain,maxine,aksana)
MARGE VS VOILENT TV
(FUNNIEST MOMENT: SANTINO'S TEA PARTY)
Santino cant wrestle, but at least he can make us laugh! this year in England his guest was Shemus and the crowd oooh'd and aaaww'ed when he offered ginger tea and milk to the pasty, red-haired Irishman!
(runners up: tyler rex freaks out on a plane,the black nature boy,hornswoggles thanksgiving dinner, Spoony's reaction to samao joe's kipnapping!
MAUD'S FUNERAL
(SADDEST MOMENT: CHRIS KANYON:DIGNITY DENIED!)
A Death of a wrestler is always sad, but none was sadder than the death of former us champ, chris kanyon who commited suicide this year. he was 40. Kanyon was a talented wrestler, no doubt but he was openly gay, a lifestyle that was ridiculed in his short stint in WWE, where he played a Boy George Gimmick.in the end the man born Kris Kudalis took his life.
and finally,
WORST EPISODE EVER!
(THE STUPIDEST MOMENT:AND THOUGH I WANT TO GIVE IT TO 11/10/10, I ALREADY SPOKE ABOUT IT, AND THE WINNER IS...
SAMOA JOE GETS KIPNAPPED BY NINJAS!)
there was lots of stupid shit this year but the unresolved kidnapping and no explanation is truly bad writing and Spoony (of that guy with the glasses.com) reaction reached memehood!
Spoony:Taz I dont know where you hide a 300 pound Samoan, but that doesn,t change the fact that HE WAS KIPNAPPED BY NINJAS! NINJAS! (beat) CALL THE COPS! DID ANYONE GET A LICENCE PLATE? THE COPS! NINJAS! KIPNAPPING! TV! WE'RE NOT STUPID! THERE ARE NINJAS KIPNAPPING PEOPLE ON TV!
(RUNNERS UP:why does FOURtune have six members? eric young becomes idiot gimmick again,new tna belt, mickie james singing career,Katie lea become Lesbian Ghost thing, chavo: from mexican warrior to Eagle mascot,edge vs macbook,nxt 3,aj not winning nxt 3, Generic blonde with big tits wins NXT!
(Breath)
that was a big one be back here for royal rumble results in februray and on boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com be there for the review of music and lyrics!
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