MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING LUCHA APOCALYPTO 2024-¿QUIENES SON ESTOS PERSONAS?

 This post was jammy to put out (PAUSE!) Because Last night, which was Sunday, a technical issue, ment Meant the live recording of this show was transmitted onto YouTube.

However, good on MLW at least to rectify the problem by stating the show will be on YouTube on Sunday....we just didn't know when, no skin off my nose if it came to drafting reviews on the fly, I've done it before. But if it's completely 24 hours later, it was 3am Monday so this will be 5 hours young by the time, I launch this at 10am Irish Time. 

So, here we are finally, mere hours from the second attempt to get this show out. I know accidents happen, but I guess not even winning a TWENTY MILLION DOLLAR COURT CASE AGAINST WWE Means you haven't used that money to get better equipment, not to brag, as it has happened to me, but since it hasn't happened since I started a decade and a half ago, but I get these posts either here or Bogger Box Office, out the day after or weekday after the ple or Special or film review the first working day of the new month, EVERY TIME, ON MY OWN, ON A SMART PHONE OR A INTERNET CAFÉ PC. FOR 15 PLUS YEARS! 

MLW HAS A TEAM OF PRODUCERS AND A PRODUCTION TRUCK.

THERE'S NO EXCUSES!

So here's our show where MLW collabs with CMLL, which asked the Question on top "who are these people?"

Cesar Duran greets the Cicero, Illinois crowd,who sounds like he needs a Strepsil. Tom Lawlor, who is selling being injured is now on commentary with Rob Drombroski.

First match is Ultimo Guerrero who Hotdogged himself During the Entrance of his partner, Hechihero vs Esfinge and the Jet, Kevin Knight. Ultimo Jump started his match by attack Esfinge with his jacket. Hechichero is a lot more technical than he was made to look in AEW, While Ultimo Guerrero stank up the place-Remember if it wasn't for Storm Helene, this Old hack would be facing the other Old Hack The world's champion Kojima, a month ago! So be thankful for small mercies. Finish was Hechichero hitting the Conjuring Spike Shoulder breaker and then tapping out Esfinge with the Gator Roll sleeper choke.

Salina is told Cesar is kidnapped. She orders her family to find her father, while suffering Contractions

Video Package on the rogue Horsemen Vs Bomaye Fight Club.

Second Match of the Night was Rogue Horseman The BRG vs The Suplex Assassin Alex Kane. They are gonna lose Kane, if they keep booking him to Lose in Garbage Matches! Remember last month when he lost that match in His hometown of Atlanta? They were P O'd in Georgia! So Alex Kane was Dominating all match until the Rogue Horsemen chased off the Fight club and attacked Mr Thomas until BRG, Bloodied and previously made to choke on Kane's T-Shirt, hit back with the most Devastating Finish known to man....THE SURPRISE ROLLUP!

Backstage, Mads Kruger issues Akira a challenge at Slaughterhouse, on the 23th, A Weapons Of Mass Destruction Match. Unfortunately, I'll be doing Christmas shopping that following Monday, so the results will up on Tuesday the 26th.

Next was Janai Kai vs Some Masked Girl called Volvo or something, and Some chick dressed like a Stripper in a Biker Bar. 3 WAY MATCH, NO ELIMINATIONS. ONE FALL TO A FINISH, LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! Kai has being champion for a year, but it's not being impressive as you think since NXT and AEW have gutted the Indies, all that's left are these Lucha Wannabes and the Joshi Princesses. After the Match, if you could call it that, Delmi Exo accuses Contra of kidnapping Cesar. She wants a Match with Janai right now, so Kai accepts but it was a trap, But when Delmi fights off a Sendai Death Warrior with a chair, "The Kick Demon" books it!

So I Guess this match is now FALL COUNT ANYWHERE FOR THE OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Sure why not? MORE LAZY BOOKING! So Bad dude Tito and Matthew "Food At Home Seth Rollins" Justice had a fight in the crowd that dragged on, for the honour Justice's Manager Bill Alfonso, so there was a cause and story under all the garbage. Finish was Matthew Justice Recreating the New Jack Balcony dive through a table for 3....Minutes after Justice took Tito's Tequila screwdriver Finish through a different table for 2.

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-UPDATE

• World's: Satoshi Kojima
• OPENWEIGHT-MATTHEW JUSTICE
• Middleweight: Mistico
• tag: Contra (Minoru Sazuki and Ikaru Kwan)
• Featherweight: Janai Kai.

Next was a complete waste of time! Kojima, who will Put his world title belt on the line in the undercard for this show-Slaughterhouse came out for an interview.

Kojima can't speak English-NOT THAT IT MATTERED, because Contra Whailed on Satoshi until #NOMEANSNOBRO Matt Riddle came out a saved him, Sazuki accepted a challenge for the tag belts and called his opponents "Youngboys". They had a good match...until The heels went into Business for themselves and Ruined it with Blatant cheating. The Crowd crapped over the stupidity and i would too!

Next match was Atlantis Snr and jr and Star Jr vs Magnus, Felino and Barbario Cavenario. sorry I Said there names wrong! It's...

"MMMAAAAAG-NOOSE, FEEEEEEELLINO AAAAAAND, BARRRRRRBARRRRIOOOOO CAAAAAVENNNNNNNNARRRRRRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IIIIIII SOUND LIKE THE FUNNNNNKY PHANTON WHENITALKLIKETHIS! OR SNAGGLEPUSS EVEN!"

So as custom, This match was nothing but Flippies and Dippies. but Felino and Atlantis Senior doing the flippies and dippies at 60 plus each was impressive and the crowd was into it. Felino missed an elbow drop and Atlantis Jr. closed this match on a frog splash.

December 5th- Eric Bischoff' Presents One-shot, that will be the last Special i will do this year. They also revealed the next 2 shows: Kings of Coliseum on the 11th of January and Superfight on February 6th.

Dijak squashed two Azteca Henchmen for an angle got on the Mic and buried the Roster namely Kenta ("HE'S NEVER GOTTEN OVER THERE'S A GUY WHO STOLE HIS FINISH AND DOES IT BETTER THAN HIM") Riddle ("ONLY TIME RIDDLE IS A THREAT IS WHEN THE DISPENSERIE  DOESN'T CARRY HIS STRAND!") And he got into Lawlor's face and Lawlor despite Injuries fought off Dijak.

Tom Lawlor returned to the Booth for the main event. Mistico put his belt on the line against Averno and Titan. First of all Averno looks more like a Balding Plumber than Balding Plumber Moxley, and who ever called his small child in a Obese Uno, of the Dork Odour mask , "TITAN" Has a sick sense of Humour he was billed as 160 pounds-can this guy be 4 ft 11? Anyway you see one Mistico match you seen them all. Mistico uses a la Mistica to take out "Titan" and a second to tap out Plumber Averno! After the match, Mistico is unmasked by Pasta Carbanara or whatever his goofy name is! So Bicarbonate Soda cuts a promo in spanish, which Rob translate as, Mistico vs Barbario Cavenario at Kings of Coliseum next Year in Dallas! 

To finish the show, Telenovella Bullcrap to Write off Salina before her Full Term. They find Cesar tied to a chair and free him. Before Cesar can read the note he finds in his pocket. Salina's water breaks. and that's really how they end this show! 

Join me Next month for the last show of the year-MLW: ERIC BISCHOFF'S ONESHOT!

Slaughterhouse review is Cancelled

 Due to the risk of Storm Helene this week, Major league Wrestling has Cancelled This week's ppv quality special, Slaughterhouse and is already commencing Build for next month's Lucha Apocalypto show in Chicago.

As such there will be no review post next Monday!

I Urge all Readers and Followers in Florida and the Caribbean to stay safe in this trying time!

That is all.

 

MLW PIT FIGHTERS: POINTLESS PATHETIC PUGILISTIC PLOP!

 Usually, I would open any review of An MLW show with a list of champions-Not this time! This show was Pointless, even one that was made from preliminary matches from the previous show. This show was made into a themed show that seemingly makes mockery of MLW's once core edict of "Hybrid Wrestling" by making a show with nothing but hardcore and gimmick matches....a week before Slaughterhouse, the ppv special that is nothing but hardcore and weapon matches! As soon as I read the card for this show, I knew no belts were changing hands!

Bobby Fish with the Rogue Horsemen Vs Kevin Knight In What was "The Jet's" official debut in his hometown of Atlanta. This was an Aew Rampage style squash, where they let the Jobber get some hits in because it's his home town Fish Wins with a clothesline. Assault by the other Horsemen after the bell. Save by Bombaye Fight Club. Alex Kane gets on the Mic and insults the Rogue Horsemen one by one, Calling Bobby Fish, the worst one from the Undisputed Era, BRG "Ellen Degeneres" Brock Anderson "Nepo-Baby" and CW as the Anderson we all forget exists. Kane offers membership to Knight, which he accepts.

Akira prepares for Taipei Death match.

Taekwondo Rules Match for the featherweight championship. This piqued my interest a bit, but that Fizzled out quickly as it was less of a martial art fight between Delmi Exo and Janai Kai, than it was an extended "YOU KICK ME, AND THEN I KICK YOU!" Spotfest, The ref stopped the match when Delmi's shoulder bandages came undone! 2 matches and we are only 10 minutes into a 2 hour show!

Video Package of Mistico reflecting on his Opera Cup win 

Barrio Brawl  Between Matthew Justice and Jesus Rodrigeuz. In a trashy Hardcore match, where outsiode looking in, it looked like a White trailer park Trash, fighting a Fat Hispanic Bystander, It was not was not the look they were going For But this match was one sided, even without the use of weapons. After the match Bad dude Tito Escondido attacks Justice after his win and gives him a Tequila Screwdriver. 

Trevor Lee is coming to MLW. It looks like he's doing an extension of the Rich guy gimmick he had in NXT but with a "Sell Out" Twist to it!

Next was what was Billed as Boxing vs Brazillian Jiu Jistu Randall Royce Vs Danny Stratos

2 Random Schlubs they dressed in boxing Shorts and Gis to re-enact The Ali/Inoki Photos as the crowd pooped on this display, as they looked to the entrance-way, because of their was ever a match made to have a "Shocking" run-in by Contra, This was it...WE GOT DIJAK....So Close enough! 

Video Package on the Rogue Horsemen and Jibbles.

Video Package of Paul Walter Hauser on set of some Crap on an App movie, calling out the heels. Especially JBL.

Atlanta Street Fight: Brett Ryan Goseleen Vs Alex Kane. Good action to start with but they just won't  stop with the weapons matches and it made this show such a slog to watch through. Alex Kane put a trashcan onto Brett and Did the Piñata Spot with Kendo Sticks! BRG Gouged the eyes of Kane with the most Ridiculous Weapon I've seen in a wrestling Match-A Gold Bar, and Yes By looking at it, it's not a real Gold bar, it's opaque plastic, But after MJF'S diamond ring was stolen in London, what's stopping a mark from trying to steal what he thinks is a genuine gold F**king Bar? The finish was suppose to be the Mark of Kane Suplex through a trashcan, but it had some roundness to it still so it rolled away. After the match, the Rogue Horseman attacked the Bomaye Fightclub.

Taipei Death match, Between Akira who they are Booking, vs Only Ikuro Kwan, The Bump guy for Contra, who is only tag champion for a takeover story line they made a haims of last month when Kruger throw a fireball 2 feet in front of a referee in match with an injured man...whcich he was winning! Wait this next week, when i have the results for Slaughterhouse when I reveal what MLW have planned for Kojima's next challenger! Anyway before that. Taipei Death match, a Violent match where the 2 opponents Fists are taped Shut and then have broken glass glued onto them. a match like this is a blow-off to a feud, a capper, a final chapter....AND YOU WASTE IT ON 2 PRELIM GUYS IN A NON-TITLE MATCH? At this point I was pressing the 10sec plus button on my phone often to just get to the end, which was Kwan Spraying Mist into the eyes of Akira. Wait Ikuro Kwan won a match?

Vale Tudo Rules Match for the Golden Ticket for a title match, Between the title shot holder, Matt Riddle and Filthy Tom Lawlor. Special judge Ernest Miller, who did nothing! This was an MMA Rules match and it had no weapons or dirt or gimmicks, But it wasn't a wrestling match, However, after a night of Dirt and weapons and Gimmicks, I Took all i could get. Finish was the ref stopping the match after mounted blows by Riddle . After the match, MSL fires Lawlor, who puts hands on him, until Dijak takes out Lawlor! The World Titan Federation has Future Endevoured one of it's top stars!

Join me Next Week when we have More of the same, As MLW celebrates Halloween by opening the doors to Slaughterhouse! Where our main event is

TWO OLD GUYS!

I'll save my opinions of this for the Cold Open of the post Next week! 

Speaking of Halloween specials, MY! Halloween Special over on Bogger Box office will be up tomorrow (1/10/2024) And will be the 2000s schlock horror Eye Of the Beast! 

MLW FIGHTLAND 2024: A COZY FIRE TO THE MAX

 List of Champions-NEW TAG CHAMPIONS AS OF THE LAST MONTH'S PPV IN CAPITALS

World's Satoshi Kojima

Openweight Bad Dude Tito

Middleweight Mistico

TAG CONTRA IKURO KWAN AND MINORU SAZUKI

Featherweight Janai Kai. 

Previously on Major League Wrestling....

The promotion is now feeling like the Wild west right now. With Contra and Bobby Fish and World Titan Federation all running roughshod while the the feuding promoters settle their differences between baby showers. 

Kojima's hand slipped last month when he lost the tag belt to Contra, will he lose the world's title to Contra's leader?

And speaking of endings, the Semi and Finals of the Historic Opera Cup are also to be decided. Will Tito Escondido bring it home for Promotionceles Dorado? Will TJP bring back to New Japan, Will Kenta add this to his long list of accomplishments? Or will Mistico become the 1st Mexican in its 100 plus year legacy to hold this coveted prize?

Semi Final 1 was The "Aswog" TJPQ VS KENTA. If this was 5 years ago, this match would be a big deal-Now it's a fight between 2 guys would each blew their chance of worldwide fame because of their egos, The Start was a headscissors to the outside by Perkins, following out the ring with a Basement Dropkick. brawl on the outside, they come back in TJP Applies a Sharpshooter. Kenta gets to the ropes and gets Mudhole stomped in the Corner and falls out for a breather, the crowd starts to boo Kenta!- like this is Big star we heard about? Kenta now has advantage after with an ambush. What's good for the Goose, is good for the Gander, Kenta is Stomping a hole in TJP. TJP Fires back with a falling arm lock, a suplex and a 3 Amigos and finishes with an octopus Stretch. Mamba Splash hits Kenta's Knees and he signals Go To Sleep, flurries of attacks by both into the Double count out spot. The ref is nearly taken out and a roll up gets 2, a second ref rump and TJPQ Gets A Blow South of the border, he wishes a wall was built-MORON!

FINALIST: KENTA 

Straight away into Semi Final 2, The Middleweight champion Mistico versus the openweight champion Bad Dude Tito. Mistico Blitzes the big man, but Tito has the power advantage. it's good the mlw finally has booked some Diversity in the Mistico Matches. Commentary make a big deal that one night prior in Mexico, Mistico defeated in a 3 falls match, Chris Jericho. and unless Chris jericovid had an Oxygen mask at ringside, he was not going to last a match like that! So No doubt Mistico's back is hurting carrying the Jer-insurrectionist to a believable match! Finish was Crucifix Pin During the Tequila Screwdriver, and this Atlanta crowd exploded!

FINALIST: MISTICO

Earlier this week, Andersons, Fish and BRG do a Horsemen Cosplay. Seriously, Brock was Dressed like his father Arn and BRG is now just A Ric Flair Lookalike!

Now this is Gonna Be Good! Dijak Vs Thatcher. Lock Up and Side headlock by Thatch, Whose Groundwork seems to be the trick to keep down "The Disruptor", but Donavan seems to give it as good as he can take it. Finish was the Discus Boot, the Precursor to the Feast Your Eyes. Dijak wins his debut with a world class opponent. After the match open challenges issued by Saint Laurent for anyone who thinks they can beat his new client. 

BRG and  Bobby "Bomb Shelter" Fish invade Ringside to call commentary on the Next match. running off Christian Cole. this is a bad idea to let Bobby Fish, the guy who carpools Drake Weurtz to PTA Meetings, to express his opinion!

Tag match Andersons Vs Bombaye Fight Club. This Atlanta Crowd give Alex Kane the hometown Pop. CW Anderson and Kane start off, but it falls off real quick. the Andersons get momentum early and Brett Ryan Goseleen did some great heel work, on the mic, Fish has no personality behind the camera! Mr Thomas gets a tag and a Hart Attack Double team for his troubles. A ref Bump happens and the match breaks down as Goseleen and Fish attacks the faces. The soon to Debut Kevin Knight comes out to take out the heels with a flip dive!

But he's not the only Surprise!

Here's Jumped-up Bullying Lowlife, here to Take out the only black men in the match, and leaves. giving the heels a cheap win when the ref recovers. After the match, CW Says the endtimes are coming, the Apocalypse in on it's way, but not in anyway you thought, for they are the Rogue Horsemen! and I'm sure all this Apocalypse talk is putting "Bomb Shelter Bobby" in his happy place!

Backstage Tito is throwing a tantrum until he runs into Matthew Justice. The Food at Home Seth Rollins challenges Tito for his belt which we will get at Slaughterhouse Next Month.

Adam Priest Vs Okumura... I didn't pay much attention to this match, Okumura got the win because he is the champions friend! After the match Contra came out to intimidate Okumura, but since it was Just Ikuro, So Akira took him out!

Riddle wishes Kojima good luck before leaving for the night, Tom Lawlor and MSL challenges Riddle for the Golden Ticket at Pit Fighters in a fortnight in a MMA fight under Vale Tudo Rules

World's title match was a Stinker! Krule Despite his Contra Comrades being took out, had this match Won, But then in front of the Referee, throw a fireball right at Kojima's face, causing a DQ!

....................

After the match Riddle, who tricked the heels by pretending to leave came out to help Kojima and stare angrily at Kruger!

And Finally, MLW at least wanted to send the crowd home happy, as despite having a few Flippies and Dippies in the match, Mistico defeated A wily and Heelish Kenta to make history as the first Mexican to win the Opera Cup. Despite the closing Minutes Kenta was on offensive taking advantage of causing a ref bump and giving his opponent a low blow, The Psycho knee only got a 2, the set up for Go-to sleep became a La Mistica and Kenta Taps, Giving Mistico the Win. The Cup is just a prize with no title shot attached, But it does put your career on notice when you win. Just ask Alex Kane!

I will see you in 2 weeks for Pit Fighters, which will be deferred to Monday the 30th!

DOUBLE FEATURE: MLW SUMMER OF THE BEASTS/BASH AT BERLIN

 Part 1- Major League Wrestling Summer of the Beasts- The Dijak Hijack!

The following review was written on Friday the 30th, Hours after The show's debut on YouTube

List of Champions-NO CHANGES

World's: Satoshi Kojima

Openweight: Bad dude Tito

Middleweight: Mistico

Tag: COZYMAX (Satoshi Kojima and Okumura)

Featherweight: Janai Kai

(PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING....

Time is running out on World and tag champion Satoshi Kojima.

A lingering Foot Injury has caused Nothing but Trouble for the double champion, And an exploitable weakness in the eyes of Number one contender, Contra's Merchant of Violence, Mads Kruger. Tonight, The tag belt is in Contra's Crosshairs. Will both belts be seized in the following Weeks?

Also tonight, the semifinals for the Opera cup begin, even if it means The Hart Family has no horse in the race, as last month Bulldog Jr. refused to listen to the ref in his match with AJ Francis, and World Titan Federation was issued with a suspension for Smith. Will there be ramifications between both WTF Members tonight?

KENTA returns to America for this show which is also a New Japan crossover. He will face Akira tonight, before his match with Bobby "Bomb Shelter" Fish.

This and a lot more in the first part of this Double Feature Event!)

All night there were Technical Difficulties, With wrong music played in entrances, No Audio on some packages, cameraman cutting to audience shots for no reason, It was a mess. What wasn't a mess, was The 1st Qualifier for the Opera Cup, Former Winner Alex Kane vs Bad Dude Tito. In a Technical Bullfight with two top wrestlers. Tito won with the Roddy piper vs Bret Hart, king of the ring 93 Finish, a roll up during Kane's sleeper, that knocked out Tito, but pinned Alex Kane's Shoulders. We finally have a reason for these two to feud.

Featherweight Championship, as Janai Kai, continues to dominate, However she had a real Challenger, despite being from Stardom, Hanako, who at 5 foot 11, is definitely NOT A JOSHEEEEEEE! NINETY POUND SCHOOLGIRL PRINCESS! In fact, she looked like a taller, Younger, Asuka! There was only one problem-Hanako has only being a Pro for 2 years! And that inexperience shone! But what shone brighter was her Talent. In 5 years going the way she is presented, WWE May be interested in Hanako. 

TJP's New "Assgog" Gimmick.....

"I'M GOING TO SUCK!"

TJPQ Is here to replace Davey Boy due to injury, and to take away an Opportunity to win the Opera Cup from Tom Lawlor who actually works here. Let's put another Carriage on the Tom Lawlor Humiliation Train!

Matt Riddle Vs Matthew Justice had a Garbage Match, despite being billed as a normal one-fall match. Riddle being the Battle Riot Winner, needs tune-up matches before his inevitable title win. The Technical difficulties continued when Riddle asked the timekeeper to throw in Beers and one can burst open midflight.

Next match was the return of MLW original and wwe tag champion Paul London, who looked like Keanu Reeves dressed as Elvis! He Faced the Newly regenerated career of The BRG. And they had a pretty exciting match, which London won with Confusingly the Mushroom Stomp, a Move wwe told him to use when they Shadowbanned the Shooting Star! Bobby Fish attacked London after the dub, which summoned the Andersons to come to the ring-VERY SLOWLY! And with a reason, it was a Swerve! And Brock and CW Anderson joined on on the attack on London.

Andersons Vs Love-Doug and Jay Lion. Andersons Squash the comedy wrestlers.

Kenta Bet Akira in a Good back a fought match where the crowd was split and actually invested. Kenta goes through to the Semi finals of the Opera Cup which will Concluded in 2 weeks at Fightland.

If MLW Didn't have the Technical Difficulties, then We would have seen a Doomsday clock tick down to this point, where we Would have had a Scramble match between Jimmy Lloyd, LSG, Little Guido and Nolo Kitano, instead we have Doomsday arrive in MLW...Donavan Dijak, Under WTF Management, Destroyed the 4 underneath guys. with the crowd going wild, and I was shocked! I didn't even know Dijak was released. Well MLW is seen as a stop on the road out of wwe, But where Dijak, chooses to Hang his hat, It's WWE'S Loss!

In a definite Message to Kojima, Contra are now your Tag champions. How much more damage can Kojima Take. Next month he may have to. but he won't be taking the title with him.

Mistico Vs Atlantis Jr Shouldn't have being the main event when you had a title change in the last match-That's a fact! The main story is that Since Cesar Duran and Salina Dela Renta are revealed to be father and daughter, Salina is running around as Heir apparent to Cesar's Azteca Lucha talent, Something that gotten Salina's hangers on in Her Promotioneles Dorado Faction upset, as seen when Jesus attacked Cesar's talent Mistico on the outside, injuring his arms enough for any attempt to La Mistica to hurt. So it was time to revert to a Swanton to this match that dragged on and on! Sure it's a rematch to them selling out Mexico, But if a Tree falls in Mexico and it Doesn't have a TV Deal, Will Uncle Dave give it 7 Stars?

List of Champions-NEW  CHAMPIONS IN CAPITALS

World's: Satoshi Kojima

Openweight:Bad dude Tito

Middleweight: Mistico

TAG- CONTRA (IKURO KWAN AND MINORU SAZUKI)

Featherweight:Janai Kai

And Now With the Power of the Cloud and Editing I will transport you to Part 2 and To the Present!

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(The Following review was Written Today (September the 2nd) two days after the show)

Bash in Berlin 2024-I AM A DONUT!

Germany's first PLE ever and the most sold out arena Show ever, Beating out Clash at the castle this summer, Started out much like that show, with the Undisputed Championship match First. But Given that like Clash a Hometown Hero was having the title match, I understood. Kevin Owens and Cody Rhodes did the same thing, that AEW are trying to do with Will O'Spray, as Dixie Carter Called Him, With the Conflicted Heel, but better, Kevin was convinced Cody's Knee was hurt and when giving the chance to hit an apron powerbomb like he has done, Unlike Wembley, the crowd reacted, and when he opted to beat Cody in the ring, It was his Last mistake, Even hitting the Stunner, Cody had hit 3 cross Rhodes on him. After the match they hugged, but Kevin was heelish when he saw the camera in his face during the embrace, in an attempt to catch him heeling up. Cody didn't Help matters by raising Kevin Owens arm despite the defeat, he swung away angrily, before raising Rhodes arm. That got a lot of OOOHS From the audience!

What was that about, Turning Jade Heel to have her Face Bianca at Mania Vegas? Well it's still gonna happen, but let's use the tag belts as a Prop. July's over Time to Put Alba and Isla Back in the Minority Box, and book them the next time Pride Month comes around! Give my Regards to Tegan Nox!

Strap match was next and I didn't take much Notes, But the emotion was there, Drew and Punk man, They Made me Believe, they made me care About a Cheap Homemade Bracelet! Punk won his first wwe ppv Match in over 10 years! And It was Worth the Wait! No Doubt Drew will face Face Gunther at Bad Blood Next Month.

Mixed TAG Was Garbage-Liv Morgan, The Chicken Waitress, Should have stayed Working In the Certain Chicken Shop with all the Creeps leering at her in her Bikini serving wings! The sooner Rhea Pops Liv like a pimple for her title, the better!

Finally, Front of this Swinging, Singing Berlin Crowd, Randy Orton Faced A Man who while Austrian, Cut his teeth In German Promotions like WXW, Before Dominating Britain, which led to him coming to Nxt. After Kaiser introduced Gunther in German, It was time for the match which Started with a lock up, Until Gunther exploded with one of his Shotgun Chops. When that happened, this 50/50 crowd turned Completely Partisan towards Gunther. This lead to Boos Rained To Orton when hit the Powerslam and the Draping DDT, And followed Up with the Superplex, Shades of his father, no doubt Still taking the insults of his lineage personally. Gunther started Selling his arm, as we went for the powerbomb, he didn't follow up with Jackknife Pin. All the while Selling Randy was rearranging the Furniture at ringside that ended with a side suplex to Gunther through the German announce Table. They Rolled back in and it was time for the Finish, Gunther Wrapped a Tight Sleeper, Orton Hit the RKO, But Gunther Countered into the Sleeper During the Drop, the Surprise caught Orton off-Guard and the Ref had no choice but to declare Gunther the Winner, after match. Gunther and Orton shook hands. Could Gunther be turning face? Or was this just For Show for his countrymen

AND THAT'S IT....This Little Double feature is more important than you realise. This Post MAYBE MY LAST WWE PAYPERVIEW! Now, As you know, wwe is going to Netflix Internationally. And while WWE dips in quality during The Winter Months, like it always does, i am taking this time to actually buy wifi and get all my affairs in order, Before The Royal Rumble In February. 

But I am Not the kind of man who Count his chickens before they hatch. I realise if things go wrong then this may be my last WWE PPV post ever.

But I Will keep you Posted when I have the Update for 2025, when I Return from my Christmas Hiatus!

MLW NEVER SAY NEVER 2024-Cozy A Title change Real Soon?

 List of Champions- NO CHANGES

• World's-Satoshi Kojima
• Openweight-Bad dude Tito
• Middleweight-Mistico
• Tag COZYMAX-Satoshi Kojima and Okumura
• Featherweight-Janai Kai

(Due to A wellness Break, and family commitments, Blood and Thunder was not reviewed last month. So it will be Referenced below and Throughout.)

PREVIOUSLY IN MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING....

The World's Champion Satoshi Kojima is Injured with a foot injury, one that is progressively getting worse month by month, while opting to appear in tag and multi man matches will protect the belt, it's not a plan that can last forever! So who could take the belt from the master of the Larioto?

One such candidate is this year's battle Riot winner the No means no, bro! Matt Riddle Literally has a golden ticket for a ticket shot, one that was nearly lost in one of Sami Callahan's Torture P**ns he calls a wrestling Career!

The other is a more ominous threat, one Kojima faces tonight In the main event, as in a Six man tag match, Kojima and Okumura, are joined by Akira to face Contra, headed by the 7 foot monster, Mads Kruger, no doubt envisioning Kojima in the place in his latest victim, Matthew Justice In a twisted and Disturbing 3 stages of hell match at Blood and Thunder.

From Cruelty to Tradition, as the year starts to reach it's end, the Opening round of the Opera Cup continues its qualifiers, one match sees the co founders of Bomaye Fight Club, Alex Kane and Mr Thomas wrestle tonight, will they keep it civil or has AJ Francis' failed coup weathered their mutual trust?

And finally, Salina's Baby Father is revealed, as under the mask of one of Cesar's Azteca Henchmen, is.... Salina's Real life Boyfriend...well this is good...she can take Time off, and he can get smartened to the business.... considering the alternative they were fishing at, which was an In**st Angle!

Oh and an fat actor got whooped by a MMA legend, for embarrassing him out of a title shot! They will face each other in an MMA cage tonight.

Filmed as the undercard to Blood and Thunder, and on location in American Top Team Facility for the cage match, this is Never Say Never.

Right off the Bat, we open Backstage with Contra beating up on Okamura, Who will be Replaced In main event by Matt Riddle.

Opening Match was a qualifier for the Opera Cup. The Middleweight Champion Mistico vs Magnus. and if you seen one Mistico Match you've seen them all. Mistico wins by Submission.

Backstage in Cesar's Office we get Telenovela Bulls**t as Selina and Tito Fawn over Baby carriages. Cesar calls over the Father of the Baby (Who is never named!) for not wearing his Henchman Mask. Cesar tells him that he more than ever represents AZTECA LUCHA, So he gives him a more Ornate Henchman mask.

Second Qualifier Match-Bad Dude Tito the Openweight Champion Vs the debuting Welsh man, Danny Jones, Jones has some size to him so this was a Bullfight, and the perfect match for Tito, Any bigman can throw around a smaller man, what's impressive is when he does it to someone Just as Big! Tito goes through.

Backstage MSL tries to Bribe Mr Thomas, to turn on Alex Kane ahead of their Qualifier.

Brett Ryan Goseleen Vs Jake Crist with Bomb Shelter Boy Bobby Fish On commentary. After the BRG win, Fish and Goseleen fake a Heated interview to sucker Crist in to attack him. Brett is evolving his character going from looking like a certain doll to being a new Version of a certain Indie darling heel, as he is now introduced as "The BRG" 

IS THE WORLD TITAN FEDERATION IMPLODING? It sure looked that way, when Bulldog Jnr lost all Composure and got disqualified, choking Aj out with a sleeper hold! 

Delmi Exo Vs Renee Michelle. After the match some other Job-Girl called Gigi....Allen- I Dunno I thought they was an Gigi Allen on NXT, isn't that Tam*on Girl? Anyway, Renee got in the face of this Gigi Allen, and got whooped. And worse of all, Renee and Drake Maverick still haven't Consummated the marriage!

That's an old WWE joke right there!

The next match was Wrestled Greatly and Told a great Story. As Bomaye Co-founders Mr Thomas and Alex Kane Face in the last Qualifier for the evening. They Told a great Story here, as they Build Mr Thomas as not only as a powerhouse, Which he is, But as a Strategist, who knows all of Kane's Moves and had countermeasures to them. in fact this was the first time I've seen Thomas break out the full extent of his moves, usually the matches are one and one with a punch and a powerbomb, the Finish was Kane Spearing Thomas, as it was something Thomas didn't expect! After the match, Both hug and Thomas wished Kane Well, Fantastic Match. 

Dave Maurvez attempts to interview BRG and Bobby Fish. The Word of the Day is "Accountability"  and they walk off, with Maurvez looking on and screaming angrily for them to explain themselves.

Kenta pretape. He will face Bobby Fish at Night of the Beasts at the end of this Month.-I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT NIGHT OF THE BEASTS IS 3 DAYS BEFORE BASH AT BERLIN!-SO BOTH WILL BE REVIEWED ON MONDAY THE 2ND OF SEPTEMBER-AS A DOUBLE FEATURE!

If anyone has seen Tom Lawlor's Credibility, Please Return it to him? Filmed in American Top team gym, Tom Lawlor and the FAT GUY FROM THE KARATE KID SHOW NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE ON REAL TELEVISION!, Faced each other in a SNL Wrestling skit! This was AEW levels of Hokey, the crowd hated this because they left the crowd mic on and they Booed, because they paid money for a pre-recorded Match! At least WWE and even TNA Had the sense to turn off Mics during cinematic Matches. This was embarrassing! They threw stools at each other, they sandwiched each other in Between Heavy Punching Bags. Paul Walter Hauser got Powerbombed though a table full of packets of crisps, only for the fatman to reach for a bag of Doritos under his fat butt and eat them and powered up like Popeye on Spinach! But the finish was something else-Lawlor got Nunchucks and himself in the head with them, making him loopy enough to get hit with a DDT! This is Hybrid Wrestling! This was the thing Court Bauer said they did better than anyone else! 

Contra Vs Kojima/Akira/Riddle. The Ref was used as Battering ram by the faces in the jumpstart. Big Confusing schmaltz as these matches quickly become, Finish was Kruger was going to smash in Kojima's face with a steel chair. only for Akira to take the hit, Unfortunately Akira just so happened to be the legal man for his team. Could we be looking at the new Champion in Mads Kruger at night of the Beasts. I think so!

August Update for 2024

Usually when I make an Update, it's Usually bad News.

But this time, far from it! It's Good News!

I am Pleased to announce that i will be covering not 1, BUT THREE PAYPERVIEWS NEXT MONTH!

Here's how it breaks down. 

Major League Wrestling had a deal with Thriller which is now Done, and they had a schedule that consisted of a ppv on the app and a Special on youtube, we have being covering the specials. Last month mlw tried to get a Membership pass deal on it's ppvs. which I'm glad fell through when Blood and Thunder was free this month.

So on the last Thursday of August, Mlw Will have it's Second PPV In August Night of the Beasts, Days before The Bash at Berlin on the Following Saturday. There is no choice but to Combine the results of Both shows into a Double Feature!

NEW SCHEDULE FOR AUGUST OF 2024

• August the 12th-Never say Never
• September the 2nd: The Return of the Caffeinated Coup: NIGHT OF THE BEASTS/BASH AT BERLIN DOUBLE FEATURE!
• September the 3rd: The Flash Review (Over on Bogger Box Office)

Yes, this also means the Flash Review Will be pushed Back a Day because of the Double Feature, But fear not! This will not happen until Next year because Bash will be the last wwe Pay-per-View I do before transitioning to Accommodating Streaming In February. After Bash, I will be focusing solely on Major League Wrestling, and Bogger Box Office! 

Thank you for your Time, and your continued support as I gain ground closer to 600 Posts!
 

TASTE TEST 2k24: TAYTO MIGHTY MUNCH CRISPS LIMITED EDITION

 I know I said I was going to be on Hiatus for July -AND I STILL AM!-But 5 small paragraphs is not Gonna Hurt! (Though I may catch Hell from my dentist!)

TAYTO MIGHTY MUNCH FLAVOURED POTATO CRISPS

Calories: 194 calories per 37g pack 

Package: A Combination of both Tayto and Mighty Munch. Red Gradients into Orange, into Yellow that's halted by a Silver Slash that ends in the Familiar and Iconic blue field of the Bottom of a packet of Tayto. The Logos and mascots are reduced to fit rather than make a new package art.

Flavour: The Punchy Spice mix of Monst-MIGHTY! Munch Corn snacks onto the legendary potato Crisp!

Taste: Opening the Bag, and the smell of spices hits you, and if you only ate this and Err.... Similar products! As a child, this taste would bring you back to those memories! 

Putting this Spice mix onto a two dimensional Crisp and not a 3 dimensional corn snack, has a pro and Con. PRO: The flavoursome Spice mix  doesn't stain your hands being on a solid crisp, rather than an easily crushed Corn based treat, that sticks to your palms and fingers with both the spice and crumbs as you would eat the original Mighty Munch. But this is tied to it's flaw: The Further down the pack you get, the more Concentrated the Flavour becomes, to the point that a drink is needed to wash the burn away. Still Better than the Spore of Madness that was the Cola flavoured Tayto from 2 years ago!

My Monthly Hiatus resumes Now! Due to it, there will be no review of Friday's Blood and Thunder Event by MLW, though please support them yourselves! You can find me on X Formerly Twitter, @RealEnli 

MLW ANNIVERSARY: (SCREAMS INTERNALLY IN SPANISH!)

 List of Champions- No CHANGES 

World's: Satoshi Kojima

Openweight :Bad dude Tito

Middleweight: Mistico

Tag COZYMAX: ( Satoshi Kojima and Okumura)

Featherweight: Janai Kai

Welcome to MLW Anniversary Results as we celebrate 22 years of MLW, And we open with the Co-Founder Jared Saint Laurent, but you all know him in Kayfabe as Monsieur Saint Laurent, legitimate Promotor of World Titan Federation. And her has a bone to pick with Paul Walter "Fat Extra From Karate Kid" Hauser, and Hooboy. if you thought an actor would have being better with rebuttals and promos-Remember-EXTRA! From the Phonescreen show from an app! Mercifully, it's over when Tom Lawlor attacks Houser for Eliminating him at Battle Riot, so now Tom Lawlor is going to have some more stink put on him! 

Opening Match: Adam Priest Vs "Bomb Shelter Boy" Bobby Fish. Decent Opener, this would be a match that you'd see on Nxt or Superstars for a new call up getting a contract. Atlanta loves Bobby Fish, I won't get into Politics, But I have learned to separate the art from the artist.

The Opera Cup is Back! Once a Holiday Spectacle in the turn of the last Century to replace Opera when the singers returned home to Europe for Christmas, The Hart Family revived the tournament in 2018. and now the first Qualifier is a former Final's Rematch! Bulldog Jr Vs Timothy Thatcher. And this match was as Good as it was back in Christmas 2018. Real Technical wrestling, A Clinic! Finish was Davey Boy hitting a Tiger Driver 91, and the crowd went insane with boos, They are Buying that AEW Storyline that being Hit a Tiger Driver is like being hit with a Mortal Kombat Fatality!

Second Title match, and Despite the obvious Outcome, this match was Surprisingly Competitive, Between Jake Crist and Selina Dela Renta's Openweight champion, Bad Dude Tito! Tito won with the Tequila Screwdriver after a distraction by Jesus and A run-in by Brett Ryan Goseleen!

In the Back, Dave Marquez interviews Matt Riddle around the Battle Riot Title Shot he won. No Means No Bro goes on a long-winded Weed induced Ramble until Dumi Calahan Attacks Riddle from Behind!

Opera Cup Qualifier 2 Akira Vs Ikuro Kwan

Akira is so over right now, besides It's Ikuro Kwan, Jobber to the Stars!

Middleweight championship Star Jr Vs Mistico-Just in case you were sick of all that Boring stuff like "Wrestling Holds" and "Psychology", when you can have Flippies and Dippies! The Former I've Seen Enough Cara Won with that Headscissors into a Crossface.

You want to feel Old? The Next match was a Women's 3-WAY With one of the competitors being Jimmy Yang's 21 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER! Jazzy Yang!-I started this blog when he was still on smackdown in 2009! I didn't realise he had an adult daughter! Jazzy is more Grounded that her Father who use to-USE TO SAYS-Still!-Flies off the rope, But she did Hit a Yang Time in this match.

But what of the match? It was a 3-WAY match. 

One Fall Match.

No eliminations.

LAAAAAAAAAZZZZZY BOOKING!

It was Jazzy Yang making her debut alongside Dani Jordan, who is doing a mean Girl Gimmick in same company Zayda exists in, Vs Miyu from Stardom, You'd remember she was the 90 Pound Schoolgirl who put another's company's belt up in a title match back on Reload in January. But seemingly she's no longer the (DIES INSIDE!) Stardom Princess Among Princess Champion (How am I supposed to take you seriously?) But she still won this match

MLW Honours Booker Extraordinaire Gary Juster for his life time of Booking major Nwa, Wcw supercards and the first All-In! Please Google Gary Juster because I Could Go into his life and career myself, If His efforts and Accomplishments were not so Innumerable. Great Segment, well Deserved! 

Main Event time Bull-Rope Match between One called Manders and the leader of Contra, Mads Krule Kruger. Manders Jumped Mads with Revenge on his mind. Contra took out both Mander's tag Partner Matthew Justice and Their new Manager, Bill Alfonzo previously. This was a Modern Gimmick match again, as not only was a particular thing legal, everything else was Legal. Finally what seemed like Forever just whaling on each other, Janai Kai Hit the Ring to kick Manders who staggered into the Scorched Earth. Kruger won, but he ordered the Sendai Death Squad to Attack Manders. Justice came out to return the favour, but he was Intercepted Backstage by Kwan and Minoru Sazuki. It seems like It's only a matter of time Krule becomes world's champion!

And in the Last 2 Minutes Selina has a Father's Day Gift for Cesar Duran, he says that Father's Day was last week. SHE'S LATE!

"VERY PROPHETIC WORDS!"

And before you say the pregnancy is fake...

This photo was Taken 16 hours ago from Natalia Class (Selina Dela Renta's) X Account. Congratulations!

And that's it for this month!

Apart from Working on Reviews at home, I am Officially On Sabbatical from Monday due to Health Commitments! As Such I Will be missing out on Blood and Thunder, Money in the Bank and Summerslam. But I will return here For the MLW August special-Night of Beasts.

See you In a month's time!

PEACE

EAMONN 

AKA ENLI!

WWE CLASH AT THE CASTLE: THE GLASS (GOW) CEILING

 Hello everyone! And welcome to the results of Saturday's Clash at the Castle, an auspicious occasion, the last UK Show to be Televised on Tnt Sports, before WWE's worldwide move to Netflix, and before my Countrymen respond, yeah hope you enjoy your week old Raw and Smackdown and reading results on blogs like this when you can just get with the times, because you just know Virgin media won't Spring For the ppvs in The New Year.

First match of the night, a surprising one, but given where we are, of course Drew McIntyre's match was the main event. The opener was for the other world's championship, the Undisputed Championship. Cody Rhodes Vs AJ Styles. Given that this show only had 5 matches, the show was Bookended by long matches. AJ Styles pulled out a Myriad of weapons, including the Handcuffs that would bite him in the Ass, later ( the handcuffs got a "K*nky B****rd" chant going!) Styles also would make the Mistake of Menacing Michelle Runnels aka Momma Rhodes at Ringside, Cody retains by handcuffing Styles and attempting to throw a Ring steps at Styles Head. With that done, Cody can focus on Gunther's title shot....at Summerslam? Well that only proves that Gunther is going into Bash at Berlin as Champion or Challenger! 

Triple Threat tag match ended with a Flukey win by Alba Fyre and Isla Dawn. The other team, Shayna Baszler and "Grandma" Zoey Stark (Shout-out to Jonn Ritland!) Did all the heavy lifting beating the champions of Jade Cargill and Bianca Belair. And they capitalized on to it. Are they only getting booked because of pride month? I know Alba Fyre is married to a man, but they are PRESENTED As a lesbian couple! As soon as July comes around are they just gonna take the belts off them and put them back in the same box Tegan Knox is in until next June? 

Intercontinental championship match between Sami Zayn Vs Chad Gable was more of an angle with Wrestling put in here and there. With Gable sliding out to Confer with Bloatis and his new Blonde Fembot, while Sami slides out to Convince them instead. Gable got on Otis' bad side and knocked down Maxine and he carried her out! Distracted by the Perceived Traitorous walkout, Gable ate a Helluva Kick by Sami, Sami Retains.

If you thought Piper Niven was Winning the women's championship after being Presented as a Stooge for a Jobber's Wife, with the only reason being she's homegrown talent, in a match made the last minute, you're an idiot! Apart from the "Hey Bailey" Chant, the crowd was dead!

WWE Heavyweight championship match between Drew McIntyre and "El Campion" Damian Priest! And with all the Support, with all the cheers, with all the pageantry in Drew's Entrance, with Priest Booed like he just said he's against Scottish Freedom, With all the Good Will in the Nation of Scotland behind Drew McInytre....They DID IT AGAIN TO HIM!

But we kinda knew given The Punk feud coming up! Still Fans in the Hydro after the match be like...

Anyway Crowd built this match to a fever pitch, For a show that only had 5 matches and a skeleton crew of superstars and was Bookended by 2 long matches with Video packages, the crowd made this match, It was Drew for 70 percent of this match, until the ref-bump during the Claymore Kick,  a Second ref came Down and Drew pinned the Champion But then the ref counted 2 and flipped Drew Off! The camera work was Impeccable, as we never saw The second refs Face until we saw and Heard the reaction of those who could see from that angle...when the Camera showed Punks Face, Both Sides of the pro and Against Reacted hard! Distracted, Punk Uppercutted him in the Love Spuds and he staggered into South of heaven! A Dusty Finish to screw Mcintyre in the UK again! 

And that does it for the last UK show to be televised by TNT UK!

But this is not the last PPV of this month, before I take my Sabbatical Next month, I'll have results in 7 days time, of MLW Anniversary!

MLW BATTLE RIOT 2024 RESULTS -A FOOT RACE WITH EXTRA STEPS!

 List of Champions-CHANGES

• World's: Satoshi Kojima
• Openweight: Bad dude Tito
• Middleweight: Mistico
• Tag: COZYMAX (Satoshi Kojima and Okumura)
• Featherweight: Janai Kai

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING....

At the Azteca Lucha PPV, Cesar Duran and Selina Dela Renta had a war to determine who will be the Top Lucha promotor in North America and the Holder of the Cesar Key, the Symbolic item to show that you are the one entrusted with the power to shape the Future of Lucha.

When the Result was a tie, Selina stole the key, until she was kidnapped by Azteca Henchmen.

Later on in the carpark, Cesar and some Azteca Henchwomen, intimidated Selina with the safety of her mother on the line. So that answers my question for months now- I guess Selina and Promotionales Dorado are the faces!

We open with Featherweight Championship match between Delmi Exo Vs Janai Kai. Good match. Even though Janai is now Contra, Selina came out to spray hairspray and kick Cesar in the Nuts, I'm surprised after what we learned later, Selina didn't fade out of existence. And no I didn't think she did it as a favour for her former charge, I think it was Revenge above Reason. Kai retains after the Spun kick to a blinded Delmi.

Backstage Paul Walter Houser, the fat extra from The Karate Kid Show from an App! Is fanboying over Jimmy Wang, Masa Chono, 2 cold Scorpio and the Failed Rapper wrestler Clown Cult leader! Paul fawns over an Arachiman costume he bought. Only for it to be Stolen

Next was the worst match of show, the month, possibly this year Ritual Combat, between  Atlanta's Own, Alex Kane and the Former Flop...TOP! Dolla, AJ Francis. The Rules of this S**t-Show, No Pinfall, no count outs, LAAAAAZY BOOKING! There is a throne on the ramp and the only way you can win this match is to sit on it for the count of ten. Aiding the Ref to adjudicate this match are "The Elders" 2 African American greats in Mark Henry and Teddy Long. They will be Judging the Conduct of the two combatants, and Guarding the Throne when they are fighting outside the ring.

So ....what's stopping A Motherf**Ker from knocking the other guy out with a chair and just sauntering to the chair with the Elders dealt with by the heels seconds during the 10 count. Plus it's up the ramp, so not only do you have to fight, but run up a ramp to do so. As eluded to in the title, it was Footrace with extra steps!

and then the Match, and it's clear they did it to hide the Fact AJ....is still terrible! Here's a first, An Alex Kane match that Stunk to high Heavens! The Manitee in Basketball shorts got in Mark Henry's face so he didn't ingratiate himself to well with the Hall of famers! Finish was Kane putting The Cheeze-its Champion through a table!

My next MLW review will be MLW Anniversary-FREE ON YOUTUBE On Saturday the 22nd of this month. Results will be up here the following Monday on the 24th. Yes one week after The Clash at the Castle Pay per view

Title match time for the World's championship. Kojima becoming more and more hurt in the process, but he's a fighting champion despite the foot being an issue, and when his opponent is a Former UFC fighter in Tom Lawlor, we all thought we were getting a new champion. The foot injury seems legit and worse than we thought as it's now taking Kojima longer to make his comeback. I'm sure we are getting a new Champion to go with that new designed belt, sooner than later!

Explain the Twist to this Cesar/Selina Feud In One Image:

YEAH! And the Crowd started Chanting "Jerry! Jerry!" and "Maury Povich"!

No It's the Main Event-The 40 Man Battle Riot

• The Rules of this match every 90 seconds a competitor will enter the Ring until all 40 men have entered. 
• Eliminations occur via being tossed over the top rope, pinfalls, Submissions, Disqualification, Or Failing to Enter Before the next Countdown.
• The Winner will Receive a Title Shot Golden Ticket Good for 1 Year!

ENTRANTS 1-6 MISTICO, JIMMY WANG, STAR JR, RUHIDO, JESUS AND OKAMURU ALL HERE TO DO FLIPPIES AND DIPPIES UNTIL THE REAL WRESTLERS TURN UP!

ENTRANT 7: IKURO KWON Of Contra

Mistico gets Jesus into the La Mistica Crossface and he taps. Jesus is eliminated.

ENTRANT 8: AKIRA

Moonsault bu Yang...But during the entrance of

ENTRANT 9: TOM LAWLOR

Yang gets Rolled up by Star and is eliminated via Pinfall, Ruhido is also eliminated!

ENTRANT 10: JOSH BISHOP

With 2 World Titans, in the ring, Bishop and Lawlor take over

ENTRANT 11-FRESH FROM THE BOMB SHELTER, ITS BOBBY FISH!

Mistico is eliminated

ENTRANTS 13 AND 14-ADAM PRIEST AND PAUL HAUSER MAKE THEIR DEBUTS!

Hauser eliminates Tom Lawlor.....

I REPEAT!

A FAT EXTRA FROM A SHOW FROM A DEAD 80'S FRANCHISE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE ON REAL TELEVISION, ELIMINATED A FORMER UFC FIGHTER AND WORLD'S CHAMPION!

GRAB TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL, AND I'LL MEET YOU AT THE HARBOUR!

ENTRANTS 15 AND 16 SLIM J AND MADS KRUGER

Kruger saves Kwon from Akira who drills Him threw a table, Eliminating Akira who grabbed over the top Rope, and Disqualifying Kwon and Kruger.

ENTRANT 17 MR THOMAS AND 18 WAS CONTRA'S NEW RECRUIT HIDDEN BEHIND THE FLAG TIL THIS MOMENT!

NUMBER 18-THE MURDER GRAMPA MINORU SAZUKI!

ENTRANT 19-BRETT RYAN GOSILEEN

Bishop got in Minoru's face and got choked out for it!

ENTRANT 20-CW ANDERSON

BRG is Thrown over the middle rope so he's not eliminated!

SCOTTY RIGGS IS 21.

Slim J is eliminated

ENTRANT 22-JAKE CRIST

Jake attacks BRG, And it causes Fish to be Eliminated in the process.

ENTRANT 23-THE INANE CLOWN VIOLENT J

Riggs is Eliminated who spent most of his turn clapping his hands!

ENTRANT 24 IS CHRIS DEKKER AKA CHRIS DANGER.

Chris Dekker is a Streamer who does wwe 2K Streams and has being going to indie shows to learn. And i'm reserving saying nice things about him because someone will no doubt send me a tweet or link to him Doing something like a L***n P**l for clout! I'll say one good thing, he pinned and got rid of the Inane Clown Posse

ENTRANT 25-ERNEST THE CAT MILLER

Miller a legit Karate champion, not impressed by Karate Extra!

ENTRANT 26-ONE CALLED MANDERS AMBUSHED BY KRUGER WHO FINALLY ENTERS DESPITE BEING DISQUALIFIED! AND IT'S GONNA GET WORSE HERE COMES MR ATTEMPTED MURDER ON A T-SHIRT, DUMI CALAHAN! Crist, and Hauser are eliminated

ENTRANT 28-"Masked Assassin"

Manders eliminates himself to remove Kruger.

ENTRANT 29-ALEX KANE LAST YEAR'S WINNER!

Kane unmasked the Assassin to reveal...Tom Lawlor, who is eliminated again!

ENTRANT 30 MATTHEW JUSTICE,

Manders helps Justice, Despite being Eliminated.

ENTRANT 31: MATT RIDDLE

Riddle pins Miller and then throws out Gosselin

ENTRANT 32: ANDREW EVERETT

Who gets Bitten by Dumi for his sins, Anderson taps to the Bro-Lock

ENTRANT 33-IS KIMCHEE

 

Tito is Eliminated

ENTRANTS 34 AND 35 ARE TIMOTHY THATCHER AND DR CORNWALLIS

NEXT 3 SUGE D MAKING IS DEBUT, RICKY SHANE "FAT MUDSHOW F**K" PAGE AND THE IRON DEMON SHANE MERCER, A BODYBUILDER

ENTRANT 39 IS SOMEONE IN HAUSER'S STOLEN ARACHNOMAN COSTUME, SO OUT COMES HAUSER TO RETRIEVE HIS PROPERTY...AND IT'S TOM LAWLOR AGAIN! WHO IS ELIMINATED...AGAIN!

Suge d is eliminated,

FORTIETH AND FINAL COMPETITOR IS BULLDOG JR.

Final eliminations in Order

• Mercer and Justice
• Kane to massive Boos from this Hometown Crowd
• Sazuki
• Thatcher
• Bulldog Jr
• Calahan

WINNER OF BATTLE RIOT 2024: MATT RIDDLE!

Okay Clearly the plan is to Put the title on Riddle sooner than Later, But personally? Kruger Should have won! The champion is hurt and everyone can see it, have Kruger take the title and then have Riddle cash in the Golden Ticket, that's what i would do....

Nonetheless Join me In A Fortnight for full results of WWE CLASH AT THE CASTLE!

REST OF THE YEAR OF 2024 SCHEDULE

 Hello Friends, Eamonn here with a Bumper review from you all, and why wouldn't it be?, When I am completely satisfied that everything I can do will be 90 percent of what is written below on this post. So let's get into it!

THE OFFICIAL POST SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR 2024

• Tuesday the 4th of June-Battle Riot results (Deferred Due to Bank Holiday!)
• Monday the 17th-Clash at the castle
• September the 2nd-Bash in Berlin
• Every month until Christmas week-MLW Internet Special events.

ADAPT OR DIE!

As we all know now, next year worldwide, WWE is heading to Netflix. And as Such, that means I'm using the Time that WWE usually cools down to the point of stopping, the Winter Months, to make all the Arrangements needed to continue to do this.

As such, after Bash at Berlin, there will be no more WWE pay per views until January. The only wrestling content will be MLW or opinion pieces if I feel strongly about writing it!

And if Any limited edition food turns up in the meantime I will try to fit one in, and no The Flaming Hot Doritos do not count, and they release a Slightly hotter Chip every year or 2.

YEARLY SABBATICAL 

July will be my Sabbatical month for Medical appointments. With the exception of MLW And writing August's film review, I am taking all of July off! 

Speaking of....

THE OFFICIAL POST SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE FOR THR REST OF THE YEAR OF 2024

• June-Asteroid City
• July-Dungeons and Dragons
• August-Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny
• September-The Flash
• October -Halloween Special (TBD)
• November -The Iron claw
• December -Christmas Special: Disney's Wish: I "Wish" It Didn't Suck!

All Posts are Subject to Change.

These Reviews will be part of my New Storyline "The 2 Deaths of E". So a Paragraph or 2 will be Story-driven Dialogue. This will be confusing for some People coming in off the proverbial Street but A note will be used to denote when the review starts!

Well that's it! This was My 544th post. Looks like I won't be Close to that goal of 600 posts here, but 300 posts on Bbo seem both plausible and Doable, but to have that many done since last year's Wrestlemania which was 500th, has amazed me that it would happen so fast!

And again , I must thank you all for that!

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MLW FURY ROAD 2024: FISHY AND DRAKE-Y'S BOMB SHELTER BUDDIES!

 List of Champions-CHANGES IN CAPTIALS

• World's Satoshi Kojima
• OPENWEIGHT BAD DUDE TITO
• Middleweight Mistico
• TAG COZYMAX (SATOSHI KOJIMA AND OKUMURA)
• Featherweight Janai Kai

Apologies for not covering Azteca Lucha weeks ago, But it was on the day where an event close to me was held. 

PREVIOUSLY AT MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING

Azteca Lucha.

An event where MLW's 2 Latino Factions Fought For the Cesar Key, A symbol that unlocks the Monopoly On Lucha Libre in America. Cesar Duran and Salina Dela Renta fought in a best of 5 all night. 

It ended in a tie.

While Cesar was distracted, Selina Absconded with the Key, only for her to be captured by Azteca Henchman.

It wasn't all bad for Dela Renta's Promocienanes Dorado, As Bad Dude Tito beat a now Directionless Ricky Shane Page.

Last Month Contra took out Members of The World Title Federation, including The tag champions Filthy Tom Lawlor and Bulldog Jr. Meaning the Belts were vacated, After a match with the Second Gear Crew, Satoshi Kojima became A Double Champion as the World's champion is now a tag champion. So let's get into it. 

Brett Ryan Goseleen Vs Jake Crist. Good Match with great Energy from the crowd to start. Finish was Jake getting a Rollup on Brett, who attacks Crist after match.

Next match was Akira vs A Man I once admired for his Work, Until he revealed himself to a complete Tin-Foil Hat Wearing Goof like his Best friend in the Bomb Shelter, Drake Younger. They're Bomb Shelter Buddies! That Sounds like one of those lame Children Shows you'd see on the "GAWD!" Channels flicking over to find CN. Anyway, Akira showed what People have being saying, including myself: he can wrestle and doesn't need to do this Garbage Wrestling s**t. Akira wins and extends his hand to shake Fish's, But he Flips him off instead!

Backstage Riddle draws a number for Battle Riot From a Tombola and sneaks a Doobie into it for "His homeboy" later! 

Alex Kane Vs A-Game, one of the former Members of  Bombaye Fight Club...YEAH THIS WAS A SQUASH! As A Live feed of AJ Francis looked on. The Former Flop...TOP Dollar makes a match that was hinted at last month as the name of a ppv-RITUAL COMBAT-That match is going to be the Undercard to The Battle Riot On June the 1st-more on than later!

Match 4 Kruger Vs Matthew Justice in Falls count anywhere. After the match the Sendai Death Squad tried to stuff Justice into a Bodybag but escaped. After the break, Justice continued to fight Contra until Janai Kai revealed herself to be A Contra member all the time.

Backstage, MSL is eating a Sandwich with the stolen World's Championship until Kojima reclaims it, and beating up the Promotor of WTF. 

Match 5, four-way Featherweight Championship Zayda Vs Delmi Exo Vs A JOSHIEEEEEEE NINETY POUND SCHOOLGIRL PRINCESS! VS Janai Kai. Kai wins with Double Demon Clutch After capitalising on Exo's Delmi Driver.

Sami Calahan vs Matt Riddle ended in a Double Countout. WHAT A WASTE OF TIME!

MATCH 7 WORLD'S TITLE MATCH

KOJIMA VS ONE CALLED MANDERS

Kojima's Leg injury is getting worse, but as a face, Manders never took advantage. Kojima wins but it took a lot. Contra Attacked the Main eventers, with lead to all the roster out to hit the ring and we will see you all for the Royal Rumb- I mean, Battle Riot!

This year the Battle Riot ppv will be FREE ON YOUTUBE ON JUNE THE FIRST, HOWEVER DUE TO BOTH THE BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY AND FAMILY COMMITMENTS, I WILL HAVE RESULTS ON THE FOURTH OF JUNE.

Further Information will be made public soon!

and as always of you want to follow me on Twitter you can do so @RealEnli.

See you Soon for the Rest of This Year Schedule.

WWE DRAFT 2024-FULL RESULTS

 This year a few changes. The champions are now locked to a brand. This is no longer to avoid confusion, but it must be a direct shot to AEW And it's 900 titles because they give publicity to every outlaw Company.

Two we heard that Roman Reigns has opted out of the Draft. 

So here are your night one draft picks to be implemented on the 8th of May.

ROUND 1

BIANCA BELAIR REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

SETH ROLLINS REMAINS ON RAW

CARMELO HAYES DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

JEY USO REMAINS ON RAW

ROUND 2

RANDY ORTON REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

BRON BREAKER DRAFTED TO RAW

THE ANNOYING POTATO NNNNNNNNNNIA JAX IS DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

THE CHICKEN WAITRESS REMAINS ON RAW 

ROUND 3

LA KNIGHT REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

RICHO-STOOGE REMAINS ON RAW

BLOODLINE REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

SHEAMUS  DRAFTED TO RAW (OFFICIALLY)

ROUND 4

AJ STYLES REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

ALPHA ACADEMY REMAIN ON RAW

ANDRADE DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

KIANA JAMES DRAFTED TO RAW

THE SUPPLEMENTAL DRAFT AKA "CREATIVE HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU, PAL!"

FYRE/DAWN DRAFTED TO RAW

BARON CORBIN DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

CEDRIC/ADONIS REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN

IVAR REMAINS ON RAW

SHAYNA REMAINS ON RAW

OC REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

ZOEY STARK REMAINS ON RAW

And Now the Results which took place Hours Ago. On Monday night raw....

ROUND 1

IMPERIUM (BILLED AS ONLY GUNTHER AND KAISER) REMAINS ON RAW

JADE CARGILL REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

DAMAGE CONTROL REMAINS ON RAW (THOUGH BY VIRTUE OF HAVING THE WOMEN'S TAG TITLES, THE KABUKI WARRIORS ARE CURRENTLY TRI-BRANDED!

KEVIN OWENS REMAINS ON RAW

ROUND 2

CM PUNK REMAINS ON RAW

THE PRIDE (LASHLEY/DAWKINS/FORD/B-FAB) REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN

BRAUN STROWMAN REMAINS ON RAW

TIFFANY STRATTON REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

ROUND 3

LWO (INCLUDING CARLITO, WHO WAS PROVEN TO BE A TRAITOR!) ALL DRAFTED TO RAW

LUCHA WITHOUT THE SUITS REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN

DREW MCINTYRE REMAINS ON RAW

SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

ROUND 4

JUDGEMENT DAY REMAIN ON RAW (AS CHAMPION, DAMIAN PRIEST WAS LOCKED ONTO RAW. RHEA IS INJURED SO SHE IS INELIGIBLE FOR DRAFT)

NAOMI REMAINS ON RAW

IYLA DRAGONUV DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

GREEN/NIVEN DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

ROUND 5

NEW DAY REMAINS ON RAW

PRETTY DEADLY REMAINS ON RAW

LYRA VALKYRIA DRAFTED TO RAW

INDI WRESTLING AND MRS SAMEFACE DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

ROUND 6

FINAL TESTAMENT DRAFTED TO RAW

DIY DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

BRONSON REED REMAINS ON RAW

BLAIR DAVENPORT DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

THE SECOND SUPPLEMENTAL WHICH SINCE VINCE IS GONE IS NOW RENAMED FOR THE NEW CCO: THE "YOU HAVE TO BE AS TALL AS ME-UH, TO GET A PUSH" SUPPLEMENTAL!

APOLLO CREWS DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

DIAMOND MINE (CREED BROTHERS AND IVY NILE) REMAIN ON RAW

DIJAK DRAFTED TO RAW

VINCI DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

THE CORONA QUEENS (CARTER/CHANCE)

NATTIE REMAINS ON RAW

NEW CATCH REPUBLIC DRAFTED TO RAW

ODYSSEY JONES REMAINS ON RAW

TEGAN DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

FINAL THOUGHTS

IS THAT IT?

No seriously, could this have being the most underwhelming draft ever made?

First of all, Breakker and Ilya on the main roster sharing it with Gunther, Sami, Punk and Mcintyre, GREAT! But there was not much in the way of change!

Smackdown's women division has just become Gutted to make raw's stronger. Smackdown's women just became The Bianca and Naomi Show, While Nia will stay permanent number 2 contender by having a steady diet of Job-girls!

Also it seems Triple h is now using the Draft to end to Feuds that go nowhere, The pride/ final testament feud is over and it looks like We are rehashing Rey vs Dominic with LWO and Judgement Day in tow!

And on a final Note, congratulations on World Hide and Seek Champion, Odyssey Jones, who has not being seen since Last Year's Draft!

Over on Bogger Box Office, Normal Service Resumes next tuesday with my review of Oppenheimer, while on this site, the next review will be the 20th of May with results of MLW Fury Road!

See You Real Soon

PEACE!

MLW WAR CHAMBER II: BLAZING HASSLES ( HAPPY 420 DAY!)

 List of Champions-No change

World's-Satoshi Kojima

Openweight-Ricky Shane Fat Mudshow F*CK Page

Middleweight-Mistico

Tag- World Titan Federation ( Bulldog Jr and Filthy Tom Lawlor)

Featherweight- Janai Kai.

PREVIOUSLY ON MLW....

The Big Story out of War Chamber PPV was Alex Kane was Betrayed by some of the Bombaye Fightclub members causing him to lose to "Flop Dollar" AJ Francis, clearly they were swayed by the money you can make being the Cheeze-its Champion! 

In the Titular match for this event, Team MLW lead by it's champion, Kojima got the win, but then the next Challenger revealed himself- Mads Kruger and his Cohorts in the Sendai Death Squad, make a declaration of war between both the champion and the World Titan Federation.

This month, the focus right now is next month's Azteca Lucha, and the war between Selina and Cesar, playing human chess with their promotional charges. Each wanting to rake up the monopoly of Lucha in North America and to just plain rub it in the face of their rival, The prize is Cesar's Key. The Symbolic Key to Unlock the Future of Lucha to be the One and only Agent responsible for Mexico's Fighting Art-form.

But tonight In our main event, Raven must kill his creation, the calling by banding together with a different direction for deathmatches as he gives the reign to Akira to captain his namesake team, The Death Fighters in the War Chamber Match!

Filmed as build up to the War Chamber PPV 3 weeks ago, this is War Chamber II.

First match a precursor to next month's pov and possibly the next special, a Lucha match between Salina's Star Jr Vs Cesar Duran's client, Some washed up middle-aged has-been called Virus. The Crowd did not Care. Once again this is heel Vs heel so the crowd didn't cheer for either. Star Jr won with a lame excuse for a Achilles tendon hold which only proves the Lucha of thus new generation only cares about spots. And spoilers on anyone going to buy Azteca Lucha, but half the confirmed roster are old Fogies, more beat up and washed out than Virus! 

Wtf will defend the tag belts tonight in a backstage interview.

Matthew Justice will now be managed by Bill Alfonso. The legendary ECW ref and manager was Ringside at War Chamber and helped out Justice at the main event.

Tampa's own Budd Heavy returned to MLW with a Slim down physique and mohawk. The Superheavyweight faced Brett Ryan Goseleen, a match on paper would favour Heavy, if this wasn't wrestling. Brett swarmed him like a colony of ants on an elephant, hitting both finishers the Sweet Victory (Rainmaker) and the Paige Turner. I would also like to say, Brett's Conditioning is a lot better from when I say him in his debut.

Salina Backstage is taking with her...mother? Goddam! No I know where she gets it from!

Tag team championship- and finally the crowd was into this as WTF members Filthy Tom Lawlor and Bulldog Jr faces Bombaye Fightclub members of Alex Kane and Mr Thomas, With AJ Francis at Commentary. He denies that the referee that Gabe the match he won against Kane who did a quick count is in the pocket of WTF, buy he did also reveal the date and name of the next PPV...Ritual Combat on the First of June. This match was great and it looked like The Fightclub was going to win, But Kane got distracted by AJ, and that led to Mister Saint Laurent throwing the belt to Lawlor to cheap shot Mr Thomas. WTF retain.

Presented as a Bonus match recorded earlier because Heavy Vs BRG finished Early, Zayda Vs some 7 stone girl from Cirque de Bullshay! They really want to make something out of Zayda Steel so bad, they are finding Japanese Schoolgirls and indie Mudshow girls to make her look good! Zayda won.

Timothy Thatcher Vs Matt Riddle. These two always have great matches together. And this did not disappoint, Good back and Forth with Riddle Being Serious for a change between the Ropes. I Will never understand why WWE let go of Thatcher and why Tony Khan didn't offer him a Contract!

20th of May, Will be date for Fury Road, the Next Special which will be shown on Youtube the 18th of May  ...and that Announcement was interrupted by Ikari Kwan destroying Richard Holiday. Be careful we don't want you to Babyface the Parody of Vince's Management or the Terrorist Cell by doing this!

World Title match. Kojima Vs Bad Dude Tito-Short and Sweet for good Reason, Kojima who is wrestling with a injured Foot is doing Duty on the night this was recorded, remember, these matches are the preshow to the ppv 3 weeks ago. So Kojima was to work a War Chamber match later. Short match to protect the foot injury, but worked well, Tito looked like a monster and Sold the Lariot-O! But it Took more than one attempt to put him Down. So Tito Lost, but he didn't look Weak doing so! Like I said before when MLW Gets it right, they get it right!

Main Event time, and I didn't take Much notes, Since I don't count Garbage Wrestling as Wrestling. Akira was taken out by the calling during his entrance, So he was dragged by Ricky Shane Page During his entrance while Jake Crist was being Mugged By Cannonball and Sami Calahan, Raven Got a big Pop in his first match in years...Even if all he did was swing a kendo Stick. It devolved into Torture P*rn when all 8 men was in the Ring, So i don't remember who was put through the table on the Calling Side, So the winners were the Death Fighters-Newly rechristened as The Response.

I will return with the Scheduled Part 2 of the Barbie Review over on Boggerboxoffice! But Next Tuesday, All the fallout of the WWE DRAFT!

Early Summer Schedule 2024

 Hello Everyone, It's the Monday after Wrestlemania, So that means I am Launching my Update. A lot of things are happening to me Privately which i am not going to make you privy to, Unless I choose to down the line. With that said, Here is my Confirmed List of Reviews, However all this will be Subject to Change.

SCHEDULE FOR SUMMER 2024 ON ENLIGHTENED TOWERS!

• 22nd of April-MLW War chamber II
• June 11th-Clash at the Castle
• September the 2nd-Bash at Berlin

THE IMPLICATION OF THE DATE OF THE BASH'S REVIEW.

As you may know or not, but over on Boggerboxoffice, My reviews are launch first working day of the month, Every Month, with the exceptions of Bank Holidays, because I'm working in the confides of a British calendar. So Yes, I can't drop September's film review because September first is a Sunday. However i will Shadowdrop The Film Review early on the 2nd and tweet a direct link Later on!

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING SPECIALS

The more Eagle-Eyed of you would have noticed since the new year, that MLW Fusion has had no knew Episodes, and Ayozat here in Britain has took notice, So MLW No longer have a Television deal. And while this would be a deal Breaker....

HAVING INTERNET SPECIAL EVENTS MEANS THEY ARE NOT!

I am Happy to announce that i will Continue coverage on the east coast's Hybrid wrestling alternative with New PPV-length Specials The 4th Monday of each Month!

PERSONAL ISSUES

I will be Using July to visit health professionals and taking wellness days. Once again I reserve the right to cancel things completely!

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

TICKET TO HELL: ATOMIC PINK!

Starting this week, I will start Writing Boggerboxoffice's Signature Event for my Birthday Month, The Grindhouse Spectacular that is TICKET TO HELL! An Event so Big, it Ends Storylines...Or Starts them Again! Yes For new Readers, Like My Rivals and Heroes, my reviews are usually part of storyline driving towards the Next Ticket to Hell! The New Storyline Is going to be called "The 2 Deaths of E!"

AND IT WILL KICK OFF WITH TWO FILMS THAT WILL NEVER BE SEPERATED

• Atomic Pink-Film ONE-BARBIE LIVE ACTION!
• Atomic Pink-Film TWO-OPPENHEIMER!

Due to the sheer Magnitude of these films, There is a chance that their will not be a June film to review, because I'm still reviewing Oppenheimer!

That's why i haven't revealed anything else-because i can't FOCUS On Anything Else! Getting out As much as can of Ticket between Now and June is top Priority, So as fun as Backlash in France may have being, Sadly i must decline!

The Next post here will Be War chamber. Over on Bogger box office the first 4 pages of Barbie will be Out when they are ready!

Thank you for your support!

WRESTLEMANIA 40 RESULTS ROCK THE DWAYNE'S EXECUTIVE DERISION

 The Following was Written on the morning of Sunday the 7th of April 3 hours after The Main Event.

We kick off with Meek Mill Being this year's Celebrity Idiot Card Reader. With one Working Eye,  do you think him and Shawn Michaels would be friends?

Before the matches, Triple H-Sorry, Paul Triple H Levesque! (i will never get use to that!) comes out to proclaim this will be the Beginning of a new Era, let's hope it's not a New Error! 

And we are off to a great start- Becky Lynch Vs Rhea Ripley For the Raw Women's Championship. A few Boos for Lynch, the Crowd was really cheering For Mami. Finish was Rhea Hitting the Riptide into the turnbuckle and hitting a proper one on the middle of the ring. Rhea Retains.

RIP UNIVERSAL TAG CHAMPIONSHIPS-I Will NOT watch Greymeat Waller just to watch Austin Theory! For the Raw side in his 6 team Schmaltz, R-Turd and GOBSHITE FROM MTV are your Raw champions since they are the sentimental favourites going in.

How Boring can you make Lucha look when you have to have your Faces need to be saved by SOME NFL GUYS?

From Lowering Expectations to a match that was the night's Sleeper Hit, Jimmy Uso Vs Main Event Jey USO, Brother Vs Brother. Finish was Jey going to kick Jimmy's face in, but he had second thoughts as Jimmy Pleaded with the other twin, only it was a setup!, A set up Jey saw coming- Spear and a USO splash ended it 

#ASUKACOOKED!

Everyone who is not named Jade Cargill in this match need to make appointments for their Chiropractors, For carrying her in this match, Also all the matches were sponsored by products this year, match with Latino Talent some kind of Hispanic Drink, that's not so bad- The Match with 3 Black Women on a team was sponsored by A Chicken Shop!

Well colour me Tickled Pink! I thought Sami was not going to beat Gunther as they telegraphed showing Sami's family meeting him backstage, But when Chad Gable said that Sami Owes him a favour, I know what side the bread was buttered! It's good to be surprised!

Next was the Main Event between Seth Franklin Rollins and Cody Rhodes Vs The Bloodline. A good match that told the story but it relied too much on Brawling on the outside, the only thing I loved was seeing A stand of CRIME HYDRATION Being destroyed! And Wouldn't you know who won the pony, The Bloodline make sure to stack the deck tomorrow In the title match for Reigns' Universal Title.

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The Following was Written on Monday the 8th at 10am!

After National Anthem, We are Greeted by Stephanie McMahon, She says that all her Life she has being Physically at Mania Since it's inception. But Now is a new Era, The Levesque Era!

Five seconds after you say "This Edible is SHOT!"

Suffering From the beating Rollins took from The Bloodline a night before, Drew McIntyre Turned Up the Aggression in his Title shot. Drew Won as the Beaten Down Rollins looked dejected as he limped away....BUT!

Drew was giving no time to rest on his Laurels, as Finally after wasted chances and dealing with R-Truth, Damian Priest cashed in Money in the Bank hitting Drew with South of Heaven to Become the 3rd Holder of World Title #3.

Next was AN ABSOLUTE STINKER!-Bobby Lashley and the Street Profits Vs The Final Testament. With Bubba Ray as Referee. This was Just Terrible. It started with Weapons, The Closing Chapter is a terrible Finish, The Valets got involved, (B-Fab fell on Scarlett During her kick and it looked like she was really Hurt!) Lashley is Wasted and Paul Ellering, one of the Best managers in Wrestling History, was Walking around Complaining about his Boys being whooped like.....

This was a match so bad, Not even the next match could escape it's stench! Ok AJ Styles and LA Knight just Kinda happened, But i was expecting a Good Match. And it was...But After what we saw, Good was not Good Enough! Knight Won!

Hall of Fame Inductees For 2024:

The US EXPRESS: MIKE ROTONDA AND BARRY WYNDHAM-Mike lead the Audience in a Tribute to his late Son, Wyndham (Bray Wyatt)

BULL NANAKO: BIT OF A LANGUAGE BARRIER-BUT SHE DID WELL

THUNDERBOLT PATTERSON: HE DID A GREAT SPEECH FOR SOMEONE WHO TECHINICALLY DID NOT WORK FOR WWE, HE WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR BUT DID STAND TO GIVE HIS SPEECH-"IF ONLY HE HAD MO' TIME!"

LIA MIAVIA: "FEMALE PROMOTOR" 

MUHAMMAD ALI-NEED I SAY MORE?

AND FINALLY-PAUL HEYMAN: Paul changed from his suit to his ecw cap, his black trenchcoat and his Big 80'S Phone as the crowd chanted ECW! Phillie will Never Forget Extreme Championship Wrestling!

United States championship mat-

I MEAN NEXT MATCH WAS IYO VS BAYLEY!

So, what's the Deal with All the Egyptian Theming around Bayley? Did i miss Something? Anyway Great Match, even though Iyo for her title Reign was presented as a Stooge for Bayley and then for Dakota. I Know it's because of Language Barrier but her reign has being unmemorable! With that said Everyone talks about how great Iyo is a high flyer, But she can be Crafty and Cagey with Holds when she wants to! In the End, Bayley's redemption in the eyes of the fans would not be denied and Bayley is smackdown Women's champion

If you thought Brandi was the only surprise in the main event-Strap In because my heart couldn't take it! First Jimmy came out and that bought out Jey. Then Solo was taking out by John Cena. Then Rock the Dwayne and his Big Executive Johnson came out. And People love the Big Johnson....But they scream for the DONG!

As behind Dwayne, in a Hoodie and Hat, Undertaker took out the Final Boss. Unhindered, Cody Done what he couldn't do last year, what his father couldn't Do. A Rhodes is A wwe champion!

Well. That's it! Tomorrow I will Post my Early Summer Schedule, including revealing the two films that make up this years TICKET TO HELL Event over on Bogger Box Office starting real soon. Until then, the Next PPV Will be MLW'S free Special, War Chamber: Death Fighters vs The Calling in 2 weeks time!

See you soon! 

MLW ONCE UPON A TIME...IN NEW YORK-LEAD OR SILVER?

 LIST OF CHAMPIONS-TITLE CHANGES IN CAPITALS

• World's-Satoshi Kojima
• Openweight- Ricky Shane Fat Mudshow F*CK Page
• MIDDLEWEIGHT-MISTICO
• TAG- WORLD TITAN FEDERATION (BULLDOG JR AND FILTHY TOM LAWLOR)
• Featherweight-Janai Kai 

PREVIOUSLY ON MLW....

Intimidation Games was the Last PPV back in February, and it saw the 3 major factions make Landgrabs at the belts. Cesar Duran's Azteca Lucha loosened Salina Dela Renta's Grip on the Middleweight belt when Misticio defeated Rocky Romero. And Monsieur Saint Laurent's Titans bested the second Gear Crew. However, Kojima, the man who has no dog in this fight, still holds the gold that matters after a match against Minoru Sazuki.

The Former champion, Alex Kane is on that road to redemption, keeping close to Kojima to canvas for a rematch, however after embarrassing MSL at the Reload Special in January, The Porty Promotor has opened the chequebook to send out free agents as Hired guns to take out the Bombaye Fightclub Captain. Bobby Fish was unsuccessful, but maybe AJ Francis can hurt Alex indirectly by taking out Kane's Right hand man, Mr Thomas? Well, The Former Flop Dollar has a head start, when he attacked Thomas in the bathroom! It's not the only tactic, as AJ also insinuates that there is a mole amongst the Bombaye Fightclub ranks!

But MSL got a measure of revenge on the Champ. During a Title unveiling ceremony, the new belt was Stolen and Kojima's Leg was injured. Is the champion 100% on Good Friday for War Chamber?

Yeah about that....Over here in Ireland, Work days are still overlooked by people who still Believe In a Magical Man in the Sky! Since this will be out on Tuesday because St Patrick's Day is a Holiday that had its own bank holiday, it's also the same for Easter Sunday. But by the time Easter is over all my attention is on Launching Crimes Of the Future and Mania, so there will be no War Chamber results!

The Calling Continues to expunge the teaching of its former master, Raven, under the new (even more) deranged leader, Ricky Shane Page. But Raven is not without allies, and The Calling is not without enemies. 

Coming out of the Losing end of the Faction war, Salina Dela Renta and Promociences Dorado have regrouped with new Signings to debut tonight! 

Cesar's State of Lucha Address opens the show, telling us something we already know that Azteca Lucha will be in May, emanating  from Chicago, he also lets us know he signed a big name in the featherweight division,  Zayda and Brett Ryan Goseleen come out and spout Cringe a Clueless or Bill and Ted extra would say! Cesar Compares Zayda to "That Borica B***h Salina", Which Summons Salina on the tron with Rocky Romero taking out an Azteca Henchmen.

Scramble Match- Brett Ryan Goseleen, Love-Doug, Matthew Mathers, Dylan McKay, Ichiban and Cannonball. Cannonball taken out by Akira, who is taken by The Calling. As for the match, would you call this a match? Flow was "I hit a move on you, you Slide out, then that guy hits a move on me, I slide out!" BRG got the win after a Distraction by Zayda.

Big Bad Dude Tito Squashes Azteca Henchmen #66 in a minute. Yeah in the time it took to write this paragraph. NEXT! 

AJ Francis Vs Mr Thomas Was next. And I think the mole is Faye Jackson....

The full Bodied woman who stole the Mane Event's Hula hoop and Used it to distract them in a match. The only reason I say this is The Cameramen and Commentary are using the "Remember The New Guy" Trope too hard on her, to this point on what was a bit character.  Anyway Distraction by Saint Laurent and Hell wins. I am sending a pattern!

Number one Contenders match for the Featherweight Championship; Zayda Vs Delmi Exo. It looks like Delmi had no-showed, but then It was revealed Delmi was wearing the Azteca Lucha colours, as Salina on commentary started Spitting feathers. Delmi who has being Heelish, but wrestles Face, but is in tow with one of the 3 warring heel faction, won with a distraction into finish. Who am I supposed to cheer for, apart from them really good in the ring?

Bulldog Jr  With Josh Bishop Vs Matt Riddle. This they took serious, something I thought I never would ever say about Matt Riddle, but he no longer has birds flying out of his Ass! He only hallucinates the Birds Flying out of his ass! So this match started with a lockup. Always good to see, the match was billed as Wrestling Matt Vs the cage, and it didn't disappoint. Josh Bishop whispered Sports entertainment to Harry on the outside and that flipped the Switch to make Bulldog Jr a dirty rotten cheater. But Riddle kept up the face act...until he won with a Surprise Rollup.

#BANTHEGODDAMROLLUP!

Court Bauer was here for some piece to camera, only For Contra to attack The Founder, Referees, EMTs and Various wrestlers. With Mads Kruger caving in the Throat of Bauer with a flagpole. That's how you rehab a monster heel if your top baby-face leaves suddenly!

Next was Magnus, presented by Cesar Duran Vs Star Jnr, Presented by Salina Dela Renta, They had a good Lucha match, if your only gateway to Lucha was Rey using it against non-Lucha guys, or Whatever the Hell Felix and Penthouse call Lucha, it was good authentic Lucha. Sadly after what happened moments ago, the air was out of the crowd. Star Jnr wins with Yes, the Roll up! Magnus was ordered by Cesar to attack the  Referee, And later after a bit to camera that just saw Duran walking up the ramp,  Cesar outs himself as a Teleporter, by appearing backstage quickly to place Coins on the eyelids of  an unconscious Rocky Romero. Turning to the camera he asks Salina which way she wants to go out, With Silver or Lead? 

Six man tag- Alex Kane and Cozy Max Vs World Titan Federation members ( Holiday, Lawlor and Bishop). I think last month we saw all what Okumura can do at his age. Kojima is injured but still fighting. Finish was Okumura and Kane taking out Lawlor and Holiday, so that the Big man Bishop can sell the LARIOT-O! Like it was Death!  Ambush by WTF, Calling stops Akira and Jake Crist from helping, Out comes Second Gear Crew And Francis and we will see you all for the Royal Rumble....I mean Calling Vs Death Fighters, War Chamber Match on April 20th! But of Course A Bell is Tolling and the World keeps on Rolling to Philadelphia for WRESTLEMANIA 40! Full results here on Monday the 6th!