New Year's Schedule to April 2015 schedule

I hope you had a wonderful Christmas, Which is why I have kept silent for so long. But now I'm Back, renewed and Refreshed with all of the hopes of the new year!

SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

• VERY SOON-The Flippies Return! My Year in review Rewards are back, on the heels of 1 of the most shocking, breath-taking and amazing years in Wrestling!
• January-WWE Royal Rumble
• February-TNA Lockdown

BESTLEMANIA AND WORSTLEMANIA
With 30 instalments in it's cap last year, it's a nice number to do this, a comparison of the best moment in the show to the worst moment in the show. this will be in 3 parts-unless stated otherwise

• Bestlemania/WorstleMania-The Federation Years
• Bestlemania/Worstlemania-The Monday Night War Years
• Bestlemania/Worstlemania-The WWE Years

• April-WRESTLMANIA 31!
• all TNA PPV (Except Rivals!) reviewed in due course! TNA'S BRITISH TOUR IF TREATED AS WORLD EXCLUSIVE ALSO REVIEWED!

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

• January-Dumb and Dumberer
• February Mrs Brown: D'MOVIE
• March:JCVD
• April:The Golden Compass

DOUBLE MILESTONE ANNOUNCEMENT!
I have since last June I put Bogger box office's Storyline on hold, When I announced that the next Wave of reviews was called ROAD TO 100! As you are reading this post, this post is in fact post 260! We have a big ahead of us all, but I guarantee, or I'll at least try, to get to 300 by the end of this year!

I'll currently in the process of drafting Dumb and Dumberer and the Flippies, but more stuff will come to light as soon the holidays are truly over, and I can make my times when I settle back into my routine!

Thank you.
That is all.
Eamonn.

STARTER FOR FIVE: BOOBIE PRIZES: 5 WORST GAME SHOWS

I hope you enjoyed my gameshow theme month, Infact I've enjoyed myself in the making of this years theme month. And considering how I ended my reviews of WWE and Impact-I bloody well needed that!

However, what happens when you actually do something next to impossible-make a bad gameshow.

NUMBER 5
TIPPING POINT
a daytime quiz combined with a coin pusher-Played by the kind of idiot who think they can win big on coin-pushers!

NUMBER 4
JADE GOODY ON EGGHEADS
Eggheads is a gameshow on BBC2'S graveyard shift. a team of 5 must knock out each of the Eggheads-British most winningnist and prolific quiz winners. Not Good, but not Terrible either...

Until Big Brother racist Jade Goody trying to save face headed a team with all Asian girls.

THE END GAME WAS A 5-1 WHITEWASH! (PUN INTENDED!)
Imagine the ride home!
-Me Jade Goody thoughts Asians woz smarter than Whiteys!
-Well, now you're just being Racist!

NUMBER 3
SKATOONY (COULDN'T FIND THE BRITISH VERSION-AND DISNEY HAS RIGHTS TO TOTAL DRAMA IN BRITIAN-SO MY VERSION HAS THEIR CHARECTORS COMPLETLY CHANGED!)
Ladies and gentleman of America-this is what Britain has instead of [adult swim]!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O26Z1lxrl8k
Just look at the terrible quality and stilted acting from the Child actors. Even the Actual child who "goes through" is stupid. But look at the cartoon characters animation-3 mouth sizes on 2 frames.

I Bet Scott Fellows is looking at this going "Wow this is Quality!"

NUMBER 2
DEAL OR NO DEAL
Or "Win Or Still Win!" as I call it!

NUMBER 1
RED OR BLACK
A testament that Simon cowell makes too much money, he wants anyone to have it-even without talent! A 100 people are shown events that have 2 outcomes and each must beat. the last 1 person win a chance to win a Million-Not a Million A CHANCE TO WIN.

The first guy to win was a convinced Women-Beater!
SMOOTH MOVE, HIGH-TROUSERS!

STARTER FOR TEN: HOME VERSIONS: 10 MORE OBSURE GAMESHOWS YOU NEVER HEARD OF!

As expected I'm getting some backlash from people on this side of the Atlantic about putting nothing but American shows in part 1...Even though I only grew up on ,remembered, and talked in length about the British (and Irish) versions!


GUYS!GUYS! DON'T GO ALL DOUCHEY MCNITPICK ON ME! I SAID I WAS WORKING ON A PART 2!


So I devised this, a list of games shows that didn't make the first list because of it's limited syndication. we are going on ride to Japan, to Britain, to my childhood and or 1st stop is India!


NUMBER 10
DARE TO DANCE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tw98guYyIo
Fresh and new (as of time of writing, 1/12/14-the Live Final was shown yesterday!) a new concept from India. 11 Professional dancers (9 Indian, 1 British, and 1 French) all of different styles, are flown to south Africa, to Perform daring dances in extreme and dangerous conditions, Described by Host, Bollywood star Askshay Kumar as "A dance version of Enter the Dragon", and aided by his regular director and choreographer, here's hoping this show gets picked up internationally. Sadly Star Life Ok, doesn't do English subtitles on its web channel, but you can agree that the clip above is very exciting.


NUMBER 9
THE LIE!
Speaking of pickups this Irish gameshow has already being picked up by STV, but should picked by the rest of ITV. A show that took multiple choice and put it on it's head....you are seeking the wrong answer! it's low on this list as the loss/win ratio is very high! not just because the questions are hard, but because the people on it are fucking thick!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6c571VEbxM

NUMBER 8
TAKESHI'S CASTLE (ENGLISH DUB)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bTHneNoAFI
So imagine the scene...Challenge has just made the transition from a sitcom channel to a gameshow channel. As well Repeats they will also show, a long forgotten Japanese gameshow from the late 80's and early 90's, but there is a problem. The editors have removed all the incidental clips and scenes that explained the show, and they have completely spliced the order of the show, showing eliminated contestants going through to the "next" round. so they did what they could and hired someone quick witted to untangle this woolly ball of confusion Craig "Dave Lister" Charles!


NUMBER 7
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9eZ6hm58ic
This show should be picked up by America it's so much fun.
What can only be described as Family Fortunes/feud in reserve contestants must find the answer that scored the least in the survey by 100 people. but the aim is to find the right answer that no-one said-the Pointless answer!-this adds £500 to the cashpot. Plus 1 thing I love is the wrong answer sound effect it's the same sound I make when I hear stupid people!

NUMBER 6
THE CUBE
Hosted by Philip Scolfield (Who's only claim to fame outside of Britain is being Punched in the face by Leonard Nimoy!), the cube is a high tech, high risk gameshow where contestants are put through different challenges. While the studio is high tech, the games, decidedly (or deliberately!) are not! Making a bankshot, walking blindfolded in a straight line, all of these and others are things you can't do right once without practice! Unlike Millionaire, with its automatic lifelines, players must EARN their 2 lifelines, Trail Run a free shot at a game without losing a life, and the self-explanatory Simplify which is a crap-shot! the 1st person to beat the game was British Olympian, Mo Farrah. Take a look!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiUjhI4VAQc

NUMBER 5
SUPERMARKET SWEEP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FESeyvQHjTQ

Back When Jeremy Kyle was only belittling chavs on Manchester Radio, When 9:30 came around, ITV had gameshows! and we had great Gameshows that made me pull sickies as much I as could, Word Chain, Win Lose or Draw, BlockBusters, but only 1 show got a revival despite the fact the host didn't die!
In a studio reconstructed to look like a supermarket (down to real food-Supermarket brand-of course!) 3 teams of 2 took turns in answering puzzlebook style food trivia games to clock up time on their clock for the second halves trolley dash. whoever got the most costly shopping (though bonuses helped the cause!) the winning team entered the SuperSweep EndGame, a treasure hunt for a grand.

NUMBER 4
FUN HOUSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAA8WK_inOI
By now I've Made Every Brit and Irish Over the age of 16 go absolutely insane!
2 Teams of 2 compete in random gungy games (with no game ever repeated! it must have cost the STV prop guys 1000's) Then answer a question related to the game played, then have a go-kart replay race and if that doesn't appeal to a child the winning team gets to play and win prizes in the Fun House a fair attraction on steroids!

NUMBER3
THE CRYSTAL MAZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXVpZZTVEow
Mystery.
Challenges.
Riddles.
Treasure.
TIME TRAVEL!
...In a Gameshow?

Presented by Richard O'Brien and later by fellow eccentric Ed Tudor-Pole, Our Host guided a team of six through timezones (Aztec, Medieval, Futuristic, Industrial/Ocean) compete in loosing crystals from puzzles that require either skill, physicality, lateral thinking or general knowledge to be successful. each Crystal grants 5 seconds in the Crystal dome, a sealed fan room where the team had to collected 100 gold tokens with a forfeit of 1 for every silver token they collected. an almost impossible task!

But What is better that going on a pretend adventure?
-GOING ON A REAL ONE, OF COURSE!

NUMBER 2
FORT BOYARD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-VOSZ9qXGc
"In the Atlantic Ocean...
Miles from Mainland Europe,
Nothing but Water in All Directions,
Stands a Napoleonic Fortress-Fort Boyard
Behind each door challenges that will test the team's courage
Before their final challenge solving a riddle to gain the password
to a prize like no other...
Gold Coins guards by Tigers!

With an Intro like that, how could I not Put it on my list?

With the English version hosted by Jenny Falconer and later Melinda Messenger, and antagonized by "Boyard" (Chris Ellison and Later Leslie Grantham), the first hour was gaining the keys to open the treasure room, loose the key challenge and you loose your spot to spell out the password. the second halve was riddles to discover the identity of the word, this was my favourite bit as 1) there is no better joy for a fat nerd teenager than seeing PE teachers squirm answering children's riddles and 2) the 1st 2 series had them asked by TOM FUCKING BAKER!

AND The Gameshow that has topped my list, INNNNNNNNNNN ONE!
BULLSEYE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhiHmQfF_aE
Catapulted in television, Jim Bowen hosted the quiz/darts combo. 3 teams of 2-1 Quizzer and 1 darts player worked to together to gain money. the game Circa after series 2 went like this

• Round 1-Catergory Round-the dart had to through darts at a subject chosen by the quizzer. Each Subject picked was locked out making the round increasingly harder.
• Round 2-Official Match play Board- A "points for Pounds" round where the darts players played an official leg of darts-the winning team got an extra 50 points if the question given by Jim was answered correctly
• After the Break was the Bronze Bully, A professional player threw a set of darts, each point was a pound and the total was given to the winning teams charity of choice.
• This led to the Endgame-the Prize board, the iconic red and black dartboard with 9 prize in each red section and the bull, which was a top prize! With the prizes won the team had choice-taking the money and prizes or gamble them all for final game, 101 points or more on the matchplay board, but the non-darts player went first, adding risk and reward in an otherwise whimsical show.

Well that's it I hope you enjoyed the clips of these shows, wherever you're from or just feeling nostaligic...for the next time we meet, I'll be listing 5 of the worst gameshow moments ever!

Starter For Ten: 10 MOST INFLUENCAL GAMESHOWS!

Welcome to Enlightened Towers Theme Month, the empty slot between Bound For Glory and the Rumble Royal where anything can and will happen.

Much like, a game-show!

Yes Game-shows where people lives are enriched by wealth or their loss immortalised forever. On Challenge.

This was my hardest deliberation yet so much that many shows my American TGWTGers would not have heard of are let on the cutting room floor for now. this is a list of international known show that changed the world we know, however I'm strictly reviewing the British versions I grew up on.

SO, READER! COME ON DOWN!

NUMBER 10
THE KRYPTON FACTOR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVrYeGrcrU0
A real crowd pleaser from the Eighties, "the Ultimate Mental and Physical Challenge" has being rebooted twice but will never recapture the charm of it's original run. The show went like this 4 contestants who were told to wear 1 colour for convenience, had to win challenges in the heats to get to grand final, where a holiday finally went to the winner. These challenges were:

• Mental Arithmetic-A riddle was devised and each right answer was a point.
• Co-Ordination-After learning how the day before, contestants had to land a plane in a flight simulator.
• The Assault Course-The Reason this show was successful to the point the 90s reboot made it the final round.
• Mental Agility-A Puzzle had to be completed in the quickest time to win the most points. This puzzles were fiendish and some took hours to complete but thanks to editing you never knew!
• Observation-a vignette/Cartoon was shown and question asked afterwards
• General Knowledge -this was a quickfire round where every answer was 2 points and every wrong answer lost 2 points.

Number 9 (Tie)
ANY GAMESHOW HOSTED BY BRUCE FORSYTH
With a Career that has spanned since the birth of television, Brucie has hosted many game-shows as the BBC and ITV clamoured for the star for decades. "Tebowing" long before Tebow's parents were old enough to think of a stupid name for a child!, Brucie always had showmanship since his dancehall days, but his success as a host can be traced to when he was the straightman to the Late, Great and Sadly missed, Norman Wisdom.

Number 8
MASTERMIND

THAT SPOTLIGHT.
THAT SPINE-SHIVERING THEME.
THAT ICONIC BLACK CHAIR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOa9Zl-nYVI
Considered to be bragging rights for the biggest brains in room, Mastermind has no cash prize just the honour of being proof that you won a hard quiz! You can have your own specialist subject, from classical music to Classic Cars. then the quick fire round of general knowledge.

But where did the idea came from?
Well the producer was a soldier in the last war, and he was captured by the gestapo, who barraged him with question under a harsh spotlight in front of an auditorium. Strange, But it's indeed true!

Number 7
Ninja Warrior
If Mastermind is the ultimate bragging rights for smart people, then this is ultimate physical challenge. On Site on Japan's Mt. Madoriama (Sic), The Ever changing course changes whenever Stage 1 is completed, never mind defeated out right, Only 1 Man has ever defeated the course. let's watch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnSyQkZDBAI

NUMBER 6
FAMILY FORTUNES (THE GOOD VERSION, NOT THE CELEBRITIES SHIT AT THEIR ACTUAL JOBS VERSION!)
Called Family Fued in it's native America, 2 families in teams of 5, were giving questions based on surveys given to 100 people. With a pound for each person who gave that answers. as well as spot prizes. the real star of the show were the public when they gave funny answers as this famous clip demonstrates!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2AWKfMvDtw

Number 5
CATCHPHRASE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap51UNCw8KY
"Say what you see!"
The simple instructions as given by original Irish host, Roy Walker, the show that started Itv's dominate run on Saturday primetime in the decade where Ant N'dec were blinding eachother with Paintballs! Roy with Catchphrase's mascot, Mr chips in tow, Helped as much as they can to contestants to guess the turn of phrases animated on the screen wall for a change to win a holiday (Until the Reboot RUINED IT! By being hosted by Ant N Dec's Man-bitch and turned the EndGame into Win Or Still Win!)

Number 4 was so groundbreaking, I don't know if you can call it a gameshow, but still earning it's spot is SURVIVOR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyb2HYSne3E

CBS took Channel 4's castaway and moved from the dreary Orkney Islands to the untouched of the south Pacific, While Challenges for food and supplies and immunity from being voted off, the real excitement was watching the true colours of these people come out, paranoia, alliances, Elitism and cliques, you name it. For Intrigue, shocks and yes, it's fair of half naked Women! Survivor makes it up this list.

NUMBER 3:
WIPEOUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df1tOhQfAl0  
No, not the true or false gameshow that became the battleground for the long feud between Paul Daniels and Bob Monkhouse' but the show that became TOTAL Wipeout to stop BBC from suing. taking it's nod from Japanese Game shows!, once again its the members of public with playful nicknames from the hosts that make the show.

Brits don't do Playfulness, as I'll get to later!

NUMBER 2:
21
You May not have heard of this show, but because of it, strict rules had to be enforced, in fact they made a film about it some years ago, Aptly titled Game Show.

2 Contestants Who Written in, one was looked in a sound booth and given music to listen to as another was given Questions to answer. What we now know is that the so called oblivious Contestant were not listening to music, they were being piped the answers via C.B. Radio. the Broke on both sides of the Atlantic. Gameshows for a whole decade fell into near extinction. As Britain Devised the "rules of Television, cash prizes were now capped at £1000 or goods over that amount were the prize. In 1999, the prize cap was abolished in time for a new kind of show...and a bigger cheating scandal!

AND THE MOST INFLUENCAL GAMESHOW OF ALL TIME IS....
NUMBER 1: WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE

The twentieth Century was over, and what better time to unveil to the world the biggest prize that ever was up for grabs in television history?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6y20VCCal4
Spreading the globe like a force of Nature, Millionaire has given away more money, sold countless game books and board games, inspired new pub quizzes, and gave us the false drama pause that all gameshows now have. the show was dirt simple, as it was the key to it's success. The reboot in it's Death Throes years not applying here, 10 contestants went through fastest finger first a sequential round in the fastest time, the fastest contestant went to play through 15 questions the first 5 were joke questions (You'll be surprised how many Americans 'MURICANS! got them wrong!) and 10 questions of ascending difficulty. Fortunately, the contestants had 3 "lifelines" 50-50 cut the choices in half, Ask the Audience (Which was a Crapshoot!) and Phone a Friend were you can rely on a buddy(Unless you're in Russia, were lawsuits doubled when Phone-a-Friends when people expected a share of the prize money!)

Of Course Controversy would rear it's ugly head again and it's name was Major Charles Ingram...The Man Dubbed in the British Media as Major Fraud!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeR4jS_IO7Y

So that's it! If you favourite wasn't heard don't worry! the next countdown is 10 gameshows you'll probably never heard of, but some off you will, and it's going to be Super-Smashing-Great!

See you Later!
Eamonn.

A RICH IDIOT WHO DIDN'T BOOK HER CHAMPION IN HER COMAPANY'S MARQUEE EVENT PRESENTS: BOUND FOR GLORY: THIS IS MUTA'S HOUSE, DIXIE! YOU JUST PAY THE RENT!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Long Road has stopped with the smallest ever hand-draft of notes I took from Britain's "debut" of Bound for Bankruptcy Glory. Let's get this over with!

If you thought getting some featherweight to wear the Suicide costume, change his name when he people could tell it wasn't Daniels or Kaz wasn't torture enough, they repackage him with Aldo Montoya's Ring Gear, right down to the mask that looks like a jockstrap! However his match against his former teacher Minoro Tanaka had good flow, lots of action and told the story well.

MULTIPLE CHOICE QUIZ!
FINISH THIS SENTENCE
Ethan Midcarder the TURD....

1. Won his Match against Hama, Cleanly! (Thank god for small miracles!)
2. has the dubious honour of being undefeated for a year
3. looks and wrestles like the SmackdownVSRaw Default Create-A-Wrestler Model
4. SUCKS!
5. ALL OF THE ABOVE!

When MVP's opponent was revealed to be Sakamoto, I thought "Lord Jason Sweet TenseAlberTrain's manservant can wrestle?" 2 minutes later the answer was clearly "Yes, but not very well!"

Next we had a good but I was so out of my depth, as Mexican and Wrestle-1 is not televised Where I Live. It was El Hijo De Pantera and Andy Wu vs Shiryu and Kodama. Shiryu, who wrestles with a Jacket on as his gimmick, won for his team with 2 twisting Corkscrew Moonsaults.

We cut to the Day before's Hall of Fame induction for Team 3D. Standard fare but 1 thing I saw, it was a "blink and you'll miss it" kind of thing, They cut to Abyss's table, the only table with a plate food on it during the speech, and he looked generally annoyed that he had to stop eating to look up and listen to the speech!

To The Hardcore Tag match between the newly inducted Hall of Famers vs Tommy Dreamer and FLAByss, still annoyed about having his meal interrupted, denied the handshake to start the match. It escalated out of control when all the ring contents was uncovered. 3d used their namesake move to pin Abyss.

Jimmy Sazuki was right, the Women's match will be nothing but a footnote, But at least it wasn't Maddie versus Gail for the umpteenth and two millionth time! Havoc Massacred Angie's Sidekick with a BearHug to Retain. However the title has changed hands already which only serves to cheapen the Pay-Per-Views.

Finally the Main event. The Great Muta booked himself into the main event (REALLY(?) NO(!))
And he and Tajiri (who has since turned heel) defeated the new faction of James Storm and Sanada. After the match, The heels jumped Muta, helped by JockStrapFace, but 3D made the save to end the last ppv I do this year.

Join me on Monday at my tumblr page enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com for the next 8 weeks when I review British Boot Camp.

SHITE OF CHAMPIONS 2014 : WANTED: WWE CHAMP WHO GIVES A SHIT! ALSO WANTED: SKUNK HAIR'S MANHOOD AND THE I.C TITLE'S RESPECT!

I Apologise in advance if my post becomes ranting and very angry, but something as just came up in my personal life that should have done if people did their jobs right! Of course I Don't want to bore you with all the personal details, but first a show like this and then something like that will really turn anyone's mood.

1st was the Plaything for the Ring-brats, the tag titles. I must say it was a good match between the usos and the Rhodes, but BOO-SUCK #1'S leg gave out and Rhodes have won.... to face pops! Maybe because they believe that the way the Usos bet the Wyatt's was Bullshit!

Well, it's Sad to say but no matter how good or over you are, if you facing Triple H's Laundry Boy, The Celtic Waster, Lame-Arse!, and Senile Vince thinks you should "go back to making chocolates!", you Aren't leaving Nashville with the gold.

Speaking of Nashville, we had SOME COUNTRY BAND! Invade commentary to announce that they will be performing at "Honour of the Troops" (Each commentator then dropped in an obvious way that these cousin-fuckers meant "TRIBUTE To The Troops", 6 times, before they got it right!" Maybe they can play at SummerFest, as well! With these Informed people(!) on commentary, this match must be the designated popcorn match.....
"AAAAAAAWWWWWWEEESSSOOOMMMMMMMMMEEEE!"

-I HATE MYSELF WHEN I'M RIGHT!

Anyway, GOBSHITE FROM MTV wins after the Inbredders Run off Damien Gobshitedow! And the worst thing, it was blatantly a 2 count!

With Super Roman out for 2 months with a hernia, Catwoman Seth Rollins issued an open challenge, GUESS WHO BACK! THAT'S RIGHT, The TittyMaster! Ambrose assaulted Rollins to the biggest pop of the night! Until the authority and their security detail and road managers arrested Ambrose, it reminded me of the old Austin, McMahon rivalry- only it now Austin 3:16, It's Ambrose 34DD Says I just Mastered Your Titties! And I want that on a sign or a t-shirt right now!

Next was Mark Hungry vs POO-SEV!- ACCOLADE, THE END!

I missed the beginning of Jericho and Bore-ton, Boreton won, so Triple H isn't putting his Big CryBaby to bed just yet!

BRIE KNEW A.J WOULD WIN THE DIVA'S TITLE, AND THAT NIKKI WOULD CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THE MATCH....BUT I NEVER TOLD ANYONE!

And Finally The wwe championship is still under siege by Brock Lesner. Rollins interrupted the match, causing a dq, and was going to cash in but the belt did not ring and Skunk Hair fucked off with himself! And so my wwe year ends with all time low, No world champion day-to-day and the highest ranking champion to fall back on makes Cameron look like Madison Eagles in comparsion!
THIS WHAT THINK OF THE WWE RIGHT NOW AT 4AM THIS MORNING


FUCK THIS COMPANY!

WWE Night of champions predictions

The last wwe I review this year and the second last ppv in general hits our screen on sunday night. This year with 1 less belt-we have not 1-but THREE pointless single matches!

ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING IMPORTANCE! (This is not the running order, this is the view of many on what matches are important, due to what title is on the line.)

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
JOHN FUCKING CENA VS BROCK "EAT SLEEP COLLECT PAYCHECK REPEAT" LESNER(C)
What a hero John cena is! Beating the shit out of an old, overweight man who is not a trained wrestler! I suppose it's up to me to tell you that the main event advertised for the uk tour in November is John Cena vs Seth Rollins for the wwe title, though it doesn't actually say WHO! the champion is....
Money on: Cena to Bring belt the home-Only for Rollins to cash in!

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
DOLPH ZIGGLER(C) VS GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
Ever since starring in his TV MOVIE!, G.F.M.T.V has being more annoying than ever-why? because he achieved his goal-use wwe to get a mainstream film job! The Hades Touch that Got John Morrison fired and put Daniel Bryan in shitty gimmicks has now gotten on to Damien Sandow, who thanks to the trying to cash in on Cena, had his soul crushed by wwe soulcrushing status quo!
MONEY ON: ZIGGLER! WWE IS BEGINING TO WONDER ABOUT MIZ'S ABILTIY TO MASS EXUDICE WHOLE ARENAS!

WWE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
THE "CELTIC WASTER" LAME-ARSE! (C) VS CESARO
It's a Shameful thing, Lobster-head, that you have being sparsely defending this belt. But if I was Triple H's WorkOut Partner/LaundryBoy/Coffee Go-for, I'd be happy as a pig in Chardonnay too.
MONEY ON: CESARO, even If SenileVince thinks he should "go back to making chocolates!"

A POINTLESS TRINKLET PASS ABOUT BY THE 2ND AND 3RD GENERATION RING-BRATS!
THE BOO-SUCKS! (C) VS THE WOADS BWODDERTH!
IF you wonder what the Usos chant in Samoan before there matches they say this:

ALL CREDABILTY HAS JUST WENT/
WE GOT JOBS OUT OF EN-TIT-LE-MENT!
OUR FAM-OUS-DAD/
GOT-US-OUR-JOBS!
OUR FAM-OUS-DAD/
GOT-US-OUR-JOBS!

while the Rhodes are a whole lot better, after seeing the usos vs the Wyatts, taught me 1 thing, when the going get tough, THEY CAN PERFORM AN ASS PULL!
Winner: not the belts creditability

WWE DIVA'S CHAMPIONSHIP
PAIGE (C) VS AJ LEE VS NIKKI BELLA
BRIE THINKS THAT NIKKI IS GOING TO BE IN THIS MATCH WHAT SHE WAS BEFORE GETTING HER MANICURED TALONS ON JOHN CENA: A NON ENTINTY!

BUT I NEVER TOLD ANYONE!

POINTLESS NON-TITLE MATCH1
MARK HUNGRY VS POO-SEV!
NEXT!

POINTLESS NON-TITLE MATCH 2
CHRIS JERICHO VS BLANDY BORE-TON
Orton is throwing the toys out of the pram again! he's now complaining that because he has non-stop title shots on tap!, that he's being overworked! So Triple H is going the big BABBA His Bottle, and Jericho will win this match.

POINTLESS NON-TILE MATCH
CATWOMAN SETH ROLLINS VS SUPER ROMAN REIGNS
Reigns will win this, only for rollins to return to do what's BEST-UH....FOR BUSINESS-UH!

Full results on Monday. if Lame-Arse wins my protest against his protest against internet writers will be over and my name will change back to ENLIGHTENED ON TWITTER! You can find me @RealEnli.

ANOTHER PROGRAM ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL THAT HAS FUCK ALL TO DO WITH HISTORY PRESENTS TNA: WORLD CUP 2014: SEVERE CONCUSSIONS BY REPEATED HEAD-DESKING!

yeah....
It was Pretty bad....
After Wasting 20 minutes in drafting the teams( Tna in Britain is shown on a commercial station so the show is broken up with ad breaks- I complained about this Too Many A Time!) here are the Teams


TEAM ANGLE
Kurt Angle, Mr Anderson, Sanada, Davey Richards, Madison Rayne
TEAM ROODE
Bobby Roode, the Cowboy James Storm, Samuel "the Creepy Reformed Bastard" Shaw, Kenny King, Angelina Love
TEAM YOUNG
Eric Young, Bully Ray, Gunner, Eddie Edwards, O.D.B (who has left the company this month, breaking the masquerade that this show is shiny and new. but as you know by now continuity is a 10-letter word and Dixie "Rich Idiot" Carter can't count that high, y'all!)
TEAM TURD
Ethan Midcarder the TURD!, Shag-nus, GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER!, Gail Kim, and Robbie E, Whose announcement of the last overall pick made Roode lose his shit laughing, So Robbie career is nothing more than a joke, compared to EC3 AND A GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER! What is wrong with this picture?

Anyway each match is worth 1 point-Because why have diversity when the same people turn up for 1 night only?- the first was very good I must admit- Eddie Edwards scored the upset of his career against Cowboy James Storm.

It's One night Only-So lets churn out Gail vs Maddy for the upteen Millionth time?

BUT NO!
IT GETS WORSE!
Because no-one takes Carrying BLOW-mance Seriously, Anderson and Sanada spent the whole match dancing, invading Zima's Dj Booth (Remember when Zima broke Jesse Soresen's neck and became the most hated man in wrestling?-DIXIE DOESN'T! BUT THEN SHE ALSO THOUGHT THE FANS IN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS WERE ON HER PAYROLL AND TWEETED THEM NOT TO CURSE!) Godderz was just terrible, remember this guy's finisher is a body slam is always generally confused when opponents kick out of the most academic of moves!

Yet another match we've seen before Eric Young vs Bobby Roode. Eric won this match. it was okay!

What was supposed to the second Captain's match between Ethan and Angle, was changed when Ethan swapped out with the man who may or may not have Boned his "Aunt" Dixie for a roster spot!-SHAGNUS! It was good to see the technical Magnus over "Soccer Yob" Magnus (CONTINUITY? FUCK THAT SHIT!) and is was an enjoyable match with angle countering the Magnus Opus into the Angle slam.

Next was Angelina Love versus O.D.B. By this point I just phoned it in. Earl Hebner was acting like a Dirty Old Man. I imagine him tempting ring-rats back to his with stolen merch. Love won.

Next was a man being pushed to the moon versus a tag wrestler-THE FUCK YOU THINK! AND QUELLE FUCKING SURPRISE, ETHAN MIDCARDER DIDN'T WIN CLEANLY! this prick fears winning cleanly just like Grado fears sunbeds! IT'S YERSEL!

This match was probably the reason Gunner is now working with Samuel Shaw. This match was pretty good though it looks like it was supposed to end with tables.

Here is the final score. The top 2 teams face each other in a 5 Person Elimination Match.
1-TEAM YOUNG 3PTS
~TEAM CARTER 3PTS
2-TEAM ANGLE 1PT
~TEAM ROODE 1PT

After dispatching each Knockout quickly-THEN WHY HAVE THEM IN THE MATCH?-Each elimination came at double quick time, as the producers and booking committee just became bored-And you know what? I don't blame them, Next month is TNA'S BIGGEST SHOW BOUND FOR GLORY! And if you were using this as your go home show for that event-Well, no one will buy it!

Come back here when hopefully, Night of Champions won't suck noodles! and prediction will come when all matches are confirmed!

Follow me on twitter at @RealEnli

Winter Schedule 2014

I'm Back after my Sabbatical, Fully charged and Ready to Go!

SCHEDULE FOR THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE

I love this time of year. As the year winds down to its climax (hur hur hur!), I know that my budget restraints will force me to know what ppv to review. For those who came in too late, I Don't do a full calendar year of PPVS! To compensate that fact, I do a theme month! (more on that later!)

• September the 10th-TNA WORLD CUP
• September the 22th- WWE Night of Champions
• October the 15th Bound for Glory

STARTER FOR TEN
This Years theme month is inspired by ITV's documentary series Come On down, About game shows. So I'm doing three countdowns of groups of gameshows.

These posts will be made sometime after the 15th of October and between Christmas.

• Starter for TEN- 10 GREATEST GAMESHOWS!
• HOME VERSION ONLY-10 GAMESHOWS YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OFF!
• BOOBY PRIZES-THE 10 WORST GAMESHOWS EVER!

BRITISH BOOT CAMP
Tna British boot camp returns bigger, badder and hopefully better than ever in October! So by then i'll be too busy researching gameshows to do a proper review here. Which is why I SET UP MY TUMBLR IN THE FIRST PLACE!

BRITISH BOOT CAMP 2-EXCLUSIVLY ONLY ON ENLIGHTENEDTOWERS.TUMBLR.COM!

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

• TODAY! (1/9/14)-Eamonn Reviews Meet The Millers
• OCTOBER -Halloween Special-Eamonn Reviews Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny
• November-Eamonn Reviews Pacific Rim
• December-Christmas Special-Eamonn Reviews Moshi Monsters the Movie!

So that it for 2014! I'll be spending December off site for Christmas returning on the 4th of January.
See you soon!
THAT IS ALL.

EAMONN

THE LEGENDARY TRADITION RETURNS! 5TH CYCLE OF THE WALKERS LIMITED EDITION CRISPS

Even Though The Enlightened Page has gained fame as a wrestling results site, It had a humble beginning as a humour site, made in a school project. The very 1st time I wrote about? Limited Edition crisp flavours. As every year the Page developed, Walkers released new flavours, (Though Red Nose Walkers was a Close call to not ever happening in Ireland!)

Last year, Repackaging the crisps to have Real Locally Sourced Ingredients, Killed the Promotion in lieu of a cash giveaway. But this year it's back, But with the consensus that each flavour contains 1 of Walkers Locally Sourced Ingredients: Cheddar, Chicken, Tomatoes, Pork, Sour Cream or Aberdeen Angus Steak.

Let's Start!

WINNER OF THE CHEESE RECIPE: BAKED BEANS ON CHEESY TOAST

Package colour: Blue
Taste/Appearance: As I Thought would happen, The baked Beans has completely overpowered the taste of the cheese, to the point I can't even tell if their was Cheese used!

WINNER OF THE CHICKEN RECIPE: CHIP SHOP CHICKEN CURRY

Package colour: Orange (Natch!)
Flavour/Appearance: I  open the bag and smell of curry spices and potato starch overpower my olfactory senses, Making me have a Marcel Proust-esque "Madeline Moment" taking me back to when I had an office job 7 years ago, when Walker had this flavour on it's XL Line. A delicious blast from the past but it's not the only 1

WINNER OF THE TOMATO RECIPE: HOT DOG

Package Colour: Red (natch!!)
Flavour/Appearance: After Washing the spicy residue off my hands to uncorrupt the flavours Another blast from the past, from World Cup Walkers 4 years ago, only this time the tomato was more evident with a red power, ketchup and zest of the tomatoes combined with a pork char. scrumptious!

WINNER OF THE PORK RECIPE: PULLED PORK IN A STICKY BBQ SAUCE

Package Colour: Pink
Flavour: A smoky thick BBQ Sauce as flavoursome as it is aromatic. IT COULD HAVE BEING SWEETER, THOUGH!

WINNER OF THE SOUR CREAM RECIPE: RACCOON IN RANCH DRESSING (NOT MAKING THIS UP!)

Colour: Yellow
Flavour: UGGGGHHHHH! NUCLEAR DAYGLO GREEN CRISPS! AVOID AVOID AVOID!

WINNER OF THE ANGUS STEAK RECIPE: SIZZLING FAJITA

Colour: Brown
Flavour: Spicy Beef with a hint of fajita flavouring a stir fried Veggies, the Crisps that retained the skins throughout the bag, has an audible crunch and lingering, but pleasant aftertaste.

Well that it! That's it for August! I'm taking a break for the summer but will return in September with the Autumn Schedule. Please follow me on twitter @RealEnli or ask me anything at enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com

WWE Battleground discussion-DON'T PISS DOWN OUR BACKS AND TELL US IT'S RAINING!

Like I said before, I'm wasn't going to pay for a transitional ppv a fortnight after paying for another transitional ppv, but that doesn't mean I can't talk about.

The kick off had 2 matches, the first being a juvenile display that is Adam Rose, who now SHITE-tino is retired will fill his spot in comedy wrestler Purgatory, Against FandanGOBSHITE! After being slapped by Dumber-Rae and Fail-la,  Dango fell foul of the Partyfoul and that's all the offence we had in this match.

The 2nd kickoff match was Cameron vs Naomi, which Cameron won.

Yes you read that right!

Now to ppv Proper. I heard and read that the 2Out of 3 Falls match was most excellent-With crowd into it. The BOO-Sucks retained.

Ambrose was jumped again, this led to a match that could save us from what would happen next from actually happening. Seth Rollins won by forfeit, with Hunt-uh raising his hands.

Those who thought that Wade Barrett would turn out to be surprise entrant in the battle Royal, was sadly mistaken. Instead make do with GOBSHITE FROM MTV! doing what he does best, tarnishing gold with his lack of talent.

next match was POO-Sev with The Bolshevik Be-Donkey-Donks! versus Jack Thwagger, with Pleb Coulter. Rusev has not had a good time on ppvs, Not able to put away big E easily, twice and now a countout win. And with the Malaysian Airlines disaster, They should nip it in the bud tonight on raw, please WWE CREATIVE IF YOU HAVE ANY DECENCY, don't let the Russians perform a promo tonight.

Jericho defeated Wyatt in a clash against 2 charismatic wrestlers. The crowd was completely split in two and love to hear about something like that!

CENAWINSMATCHTHATWASALREADYRUINEDTHANKSAMAZONLOL!

IMPACT WRESTLING AND WRESTLE-1 CO PRESENTS...TNA GLOBAL IMPACT JAPAN: I DON'T KNOW WHO HALF THESE PEOPLE ARE!

For the first time ever, the company from down south that has being going further down south, heads to the far east, as co-presenters for Kaisen (Wrestle-1)'s Global Impact: Outbreak, Previously filmed on the 2nd of March.

First match the now released team of Bad Influence versus Koji Kamemoto and Minoru Tanaka, the Junior Stars, in a match worthy to open this event. The bad influence won but had there work cut out, but not enough to gloat after the victory.

Next was a match I've seem too often. In a different country, in a different arena, you couldn't find anyone else but Madison Rayne(as time of recording was knockout champion) vs Gail Kim. Kim won the non-title borefest.

FLABYSS VS Yoshihro Takiyama, a man who really consider covering that mug in front of dogs and small children, Wrestled to a no contest when Abyss introduced the thumb tacks.

Bobby Roode had a fight on his hands when he met the 27 year veteran, Masakatsu Funaki (NO, NOT THAT FUNAKI!). Each man had an answer to each others moves, But in the end, Funaki countered the Edutitta Tnemtsujda into an ankle lock.

Next was a six man tag where The Great Muta's career was on the line. and  with the future of the Japanese Legend in doubt he can put his future in the hands of Hawaiian Taiyo Kea and....ROB TERRY? on the other side, Komo (no sniggering at the back, Spanish speaking people! I know what that means!), Rene Dupree and Samoa Joe. This was more a storyline than anything else, as Joe still a face refuse to destroy the Founder of Wrestle-1, and turned on his heel partners.

I'm going to skim through the last 3 as these matches have changed the course of Impact in the last few months, The Blow-Mance had their 2nd (and unnecessary) Tag title reign, Aries lost the x division to then tna newcomer, Sanada, and Magnus defended his title to a man who was not even scheduled to win the title shot tournament, Kai.

WELL THAT'S IT!
Thanks to Amazon ruining Summerslam with their pre-order poster, I WILL NOT be reviewing anymore wrestling until September. I am taking a Sabbatical in August. However I will upload my review of Piranha DD on Bogger Box Office next month.

until then, Follow me on twitter @RealEnli

and ask me your questions on enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com

4000 PAGEVIEWS! NOW WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

It felt like yesterday when I broke 3000 pageviews and joined twitter, in fact I believe I joined social media last Winter.

And who would have thought that 6 short months later, another milestone reached!

If you had trouble finding this site. it's because look above you, I've changed it's name, so it doesn't confuse anyone it thinking I'm some Religious, Jesus-Freak!

But that is not the only change. It's with great pleasure and with the high expectations I put on my self, to announce that I have joined Tumblr!

You can find me at enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com. So fell free to ask any questions about, The Enlightened Page, Bogger Box Office, Myself(within Reason!), film, wrestling, or anything really. Posts will be made whenever I update anything on any of my 2 blogs.

With that said, thank you, and I hope to think of something in the next 6 months, should I break 5k!

KEEP ON, KEEPING ON!
Eamonn Bermingham, aka
Enli.

PEACE!

Money in the Bank 2014: 1 of 3 ppvs Ruined by leaked posters. THANKS AMAZON!

First and foremost Thank you all for 4000 pageviews. Announcement of changes to this site is ongoing as referenced by the title header. It and my announcement will be made THIS WEDNESDAY (2/7/14).

Now onto the ppv. In the Preshow, Daniel Bryan was accosted by BLOW DallASS, Bryan responded to the only man who won a title via birthday present that he was a BO-ner! THAT'S NOT PG!

Speaking of 3 generational brats, The BOO-SUCKS Won and kept their titles despite having their ass kicked for a solid 10 minutes! how many miles of riding their dad's coat-tails did they clock up to get that Ass-Pull of a Victory?

As mentioned last week, Wade Barrett suffered a shoulder injury and was put out the title contract Money in the back ladder match. It was great match until Kane held the ladder for Seth Rollins. Rollins cost his former partner "TITTY-MASTER" Dean Ambrose. the title shot they will *SPOILER* Face each other at Battleground next month.

While the expectations for the match were low, Paige and Naomi had the best match for the night! Paige retains after winning with a very nasty looking DDT! Nice technical match.

Damien Sandow, Dressed as American Folk Hero, Paul Revere lost in an embarrassing display to Adam Rose. Is cashing on Vince's Golden boy last year that Caustic to your Career? Seth DON'T DO IT!

STEROIDBACK AND CURTIS ASSHOLE LOST TO GOLDUST AND TIM CURRY STARDUST IN MATCH WE ALREADY SAW FOR FREE!


Big E Put up a valiant effort, but it took 2 Accolades to Break his back and make him humble


I can't fucking believe that I paid money to see Dumber Rae Vs Fail-la fighting over FandanGOBSHITE. I went to have a snack break, and it was over before got to the cupboard, Layla won I guess.

SPOILERCENAWINSINHISHOMETOWNLOL!

Money in the bank 2014 predictions

After reading Main event and smackdown spoilers this morning, Only 1 match has being made officially. Expect more to be made at night on the fly, Like another BLOW DallASS squash, As is here is the current final card for Sunday's show in Boston.

MONEY IN THE BANK FOR THE VACANT WWE WORLD TITLES
BLANDY BORETON VS JOHN FUCKING CENA VS LAMEARSE VS BRAY WYATT VS CESARO VS ALBERTO DEL RIO VS ROMAN REIGNS VS THAT IMMOBILE SLAB OF CORPARATE MEAT, KANE.

An Irishman, A Swiss man, A Samoan, A Mexican, a Preacher, a Demon and 2 Wankers walk into a ring....but this is no joke! In 1/2 of the most impressive spread for a ladder match, the Present and the future's blurred lines will be crossed...Until you remember who's hometown it is!
MONEY ON: CENAWINSLOL!

MONEY IN THE BANK FOR THE TITLE MATCH CONTRACT GOOD FOR 1 YEAR.
SETH ROLLINS VS DEAN AMBROSE VS KOFI KINGSTON VS WADE BARRETT VS RVD VS DOLPH ZIGGLER VS JACK SWAGGER.
There's a problem already, Barrett's back got injured at Main event so that could be a concern. Which is a same because he was my favourite to win, so plan b then, And I most say Seth Rollins.

WWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
THE BOO-SUCKS (C) VS THE WYATT FAMILY
Ever since the beginning of this year the tag belt have being a symbol for people who got to wwe from a sense of entitlement, First the WOADSBWODDERTH, then the Old Aged Outlaws, now the Boo-Sucks! so for to put credibility back into the title, please book the Wyatts to win!

WWE DIVA'S TITLE
PAIGE VS NAOMI
Now this is what I wanted to see, believe it or not! But Naomi has always being (pun Definitely NOT Intended!) A Dark Horse of the Divas Division. but of course Dead Weight (Cameron) will turn her causing a quick but moral less  victory for Paige.

TAG MATCH
GOLDUST AND CODY RHODES TIM CURRY STARDUST VS STERYBASSHOLES (STEROIDBACK AND CURTUS ASSHOLE)

By now you've all laughed your asses off at the new Stardust gimmick, and sadly it's here to stay, as once again creative has nothing better for Ryback and Axel to do.

So that the card for Sunday, expect POO-sev and Blow Dumbass squash to add time for a show that should go on for 4 hours.
i'll see you on Monday morning with full results.
Or if you can't wait til then, follow me on twitter @RealEnli

A RICH IDIOT HATED EVEN IN HER OWN HOME CITY PRESENTS SLAMMERVERSARY 12: DIXIE'S REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER, LET MVP'S REIGN OF TERROR BEGIN!

Last night, Europe finally got to see The 12 year celebration of IMPACT WRESTLING. With Spike threatening to plug the plug, it probably won't last 12 months.

The opener was, as always, an X division match between Eddie Edwards, Davey Richards, a COMPLETLY Over Crazy Steve!, Tigre Uno, Some Jobber in a SUI-SHITE Costume now both the bad influence are gone and Sanada, Very exciting match, but I didn't think Sanada could win close to Destination X, with is not a ppv again this year.

Bobby Lashley won  his match after a ref bump against Samoa Joe. With MVP out of commission, the matches with his henchmen became Qualifier matches for the world title.

I CALLED IT! THEY REPACKAGED MAGNUS! This time he's a Soccer Yob! Showing a bit more aggression, and sadly less finesse, Magnus defeated Willow despite being flanked by FLABYSS!

Congratulations to Team 3d on being inducted into the Tna Hall of Fame.

The next match was dirty, but I liked it! Kenny King bought his best but he couldn't get the job done against Aries. My EYES BURSTED INTO FLAMES ON THE SHEER PURE AWESOMENESS!

the Von Erich brothers won by dq, because that Pond Scum from A Shallow Gene Pool, GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER can't wrestle for shite! Robbie E is gone as he and Brooke Adams are 1 of 8 team on the game show, The Amazing Race. That how small a tna paycheck is if a 1in 8 chance of winning money is more reliable source of equity!

Then they followed it up with Angelina Love cheating again because Heels refuse to (or in the case of Godderz and MidCarder, Can't) Wrestle Cleanly!

Ethan Mid-carder The Turd is still undefeated. Someone please turn off the power before Dixie's Frankenstein becomes a monster.

I Had little hope for the Anderson/storm Match, but they made it worse by having some Soft Boy Rugby Player Storm (pardon the pun!) the ring to distract Cowboy.

Eric Young defied the odds, despite the threat of the powerhouse Lashley and the crafty, Austin Aries. Young having a small bit of heat, reserved Aries' Blanchard Brainbuster into the Piledriver. Now two forces will challenge him secretly, however holds the X title at Destination X, AND WHO Ever wins the Bound for Series.

Well that's it!
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TNA SLAMMERVERSARY 2014 PREDICTIONS

WAY Down South, in Dixie. But enough on how Shag-nus got the title, Let's talk about tna's show in Dallas.

All matches in Descending Importance, Which means Title matches discussed first, then non-title matches.

TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TIGHT-ALL, Y'ALL!
ERIC YOUNG(C) VS MVP
As I mentioned in my summer schedule, the subtitle of slammerversary post will be called "Dixie's Reign Of Terror Is Over. Let MVP's Reign Of Terror Begin!" And that's because every single authority figure, bar Cornette has turned heel. Jarrett, Dixie, The Mafia, Sting, Hogan and Bischoff(though they were a given) and now MVP. And I'm sorry to say that this title reign which came out of nothing but copying wwe, will fizzle into nothing when MVP wins for cheap heat.

LADDER MATCH FOR THE X-DIVISION TIGHT-ALL, Y'ALL!
Sui-SHITE! VS TIGRE UNO VS CRAZZY STEVE VS EDDIE EDWARDS VS DAVEY RICHARDS VS SANADA.
OR
SLIDING SCALE OF CHARISMA NOW THAT YOU FIRED SABIN, DANIELS AND KAZ!

Destination x is coming up and it seems that they need to put the title on someone that can cut a promo and is interesting. WHICH IS WHY 1 CHALLENGER ONLY SPEAKS SPANISH AND THE OTHER HAS AN UNINTELLIGBLE GIMMICK!
If anything they should have put Rock-star Spud in this match, but you'll read below, why that won't happen!

KNOCKOUTS CHAMPIONSHIP
Best of 1000 SERIES!
Angelina Love(c) vs Gail Kim.
There's talk about Gail retiring and I don't like it. And if you think you'll see a technical match, you poor bastards. Like I said last month, Love is a heel now so she loses all ability to win cleanly or use and wrestling holds. Plus Britney may turn heel. the lost puppy act is getting old fast.

TEXAS DEATH MATCH
BULLY RAY VS ETHAN MID-CARDER THE TURD!
They are still building up this shitehawk! and it's only going to lead to another paper champion.

MARSHALL & ROSS VON ERICH VS TBA
(*THIS ONLY MY PREDICTION FOR OPPONENTS,NOT YET COMFIRMED)
IF PLAYING FACES=ROD STEWART ROCKSTAR SPUD
IF PLAYING HEELS=NERV FERNUM AND DEWEY BARNES

SAMOA JOE VS BOBBY LASHEY
This is going to be physical. Samoa Joe seems to want to say Lashley from a road, Joe has being down before, the road of the sell-out. But Lashley will not hear a word.

AUSTIN ARIES VS KENNY KING
It's the clash of STYLE VS SUBSTANCE, Of the Wrestling Fallacy vs the Wrestling Reality. King representing the long held belief that Wrestlers are instant Millionaires vs the truth that many must work harder and better for to get a glimpse of that. As for the match, I could not have looked forward to any other match this week.

Willow vs Magnus.
WHO IS BRAM? WHAT DOES HE KNOW ABOUT MAGNUS THAT WE DON'T? DOES THAT MEAN MAGNUS IS GOING TO BE REPACKAGED AGAIN?

ANDERSON VS JAMES STORM
(looks of at tna creative whipping a bloody horse carcass)
GUYS, STOP! YOU'VE WHIPPED THAT HORSE TO DEATH!

Kurt Angle to announce the new member of the tna hall of fame
Suspected entries:

• JEFF JARRETT
• MIKE TENEY
• JIM CORNETTE
• GAIL KIM
• JACKIE FARGO

OR DIXIE CARTER FOR CHEAP HEAT!

Well that's it results will be up on Thursday morning. see you then or if you have any comments place then in the comment section or tweet them  @RealEnli on twitter.

WWE USED PAYBACK 2014: It's Regularly Effective!

Hello, Everyone Here I Am, Not in a comfortable cafe, but on over-abused Tesco Coin-op. As Such this review is a quickie.

United State Title match, as Paul Heyman derided Punk for being at some hockey thing, he led Cesaro to a game but losing contest with triple's H's Work-out Partner/LaundryBoy, Lame-Arse! The crowd hated the decision,and booed him out of the arena.

I was expecting a heel turn from Cody after the WOADS BWODDERTH Lost to Sterybassholes, instead left deeming himself unworthy as a Superstar.

In What could only be described as a demolition derby with 2 bulldozers, Big E put up more of a fight against Rusev. Big E looked strong,despite the loss, showing the world that Poo-sev is not ready.

I Have never being happier to see Kane interrupt a squash match. Kofi, expected to job to BLOW DallASS, was chokeslammed after sending supportive tweets to Daniel Bryan.

I.C. Championship-Barrett vs RVD-MATCH OF THE NIGHT-WHAT A BELTER!

Daniel Bryan is still the WWE Champion, as Brie quit,absolving any blackmail that Nipple h had. It also bring up something else, that dress Brie wore last night, it was very billowly and obscuring... I don't want to be the 1 to start a rumour, but....IS BRIE PREGNENT? SOMEONE PLEASE COMFIRM THIS!

Bray vs Cena....YOU KNOW THE REST!

And finally, the Shield scored a clean sweep against evolution. I Couldn't believe that 3 former Indie stand-outs would beat the 3 biggest egos in wrestling today.

Thank you for sticking with me, despite the setbacks. Follow me on twitter @RealEnli

hopefully this is the final card for payback!

this Sunday is Payback in Chicago. Not that wwe seems too bothered by it.

THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP STRIPPING CEROMONY
This is a first, as Daniel Bryan injured last month with a neck injury has returned. But Neck Injury is very touch-and-go. Austin suffered a neck injury in 97, and it never really healed. But that's what happens when you book Kane! The Walking Depush can only hurt wrestlers, physically and Professionally! And those saying Brie will turn Heel on Bryan in act of ungratefulness, FUCKING LEAVE NOW!

1. They are really married, this is not done for storyline.
2. Fans are (for the most part anyway) smarter to fall for that shit and
3. Twin wrestlers are a package deal. and while Brie's sudden change of diet and Nikki's ahem-presents for Johnny Boy- don't make them identical any more, the gimmick of twin wrestlers are vital to their professional survival-EVEN IF ONE OF THEM IS FUCKING THE COMPANY'S FRANCHISE WRESTLER!

So I believe the title will be held up until Mitb, where a separate ladder match will be for the title and another for the Mitb Proper. And if wwe is smart, the winner of the briefcase should face the title winner that night. But I'm going ahead of myself.

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

BAD NEWS BARRETT(C) VS ROB VAN DAM.

Unless they plan to mug the belt and give it to some Authority Bootlicker, this will be the main event! at the cusp of having a great match with Sheamus this week on Smackdown, The Bearer of Bad news will face the whole F-N' Show! Barrett is too much on a tear like he always is post European tour. Consider Van Dam to go on a bad trip, courtesy of the Bullhammer.

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP

Lame-Arse vs CESARO

Cesaro naturally has being on a tear since winning the Andre, and the greats gravitate towards the would-be greats. While Cesaro may not fully trust Paul Heyman, he wants to get to the top. without any shortcuts....Which why is probably challenging Triple H's Laundry-Boy in the first place!

DIVA'S CHAMPIONSHIP

Look like being A Brown Tonguer knows no gender, as Triple H is "very high" on Alicia Fox. Very High is how would describe Alicia as well!

6 MAN ELIMINATION MATCH
SHIELD VS EVOLUTION
By now you would have see the scans of next months wwe magazine, where Dean Ambrose referred to his shield teammates as "former partners", While this was probably a mistake as plans where to split them up earlier this year fell through, they wouldn't have not corrected it if wasn't true.

RUSEV VS BIG E
"First we Crush Big E....Then we kill Moose and Squirrel!...IT'S ALWAYS MOOSE AND SQUIRREL!

BRAY WYATT LOSES TO... I MEAN VERSUS-JOHN CENA
The last man standing match is Johnny boys speciality. He won't job in 1. Well, he doesn't Job, period but you know what I mean!

HAIR VS MASK MIDGET MATCH ON PRE-SHOW
HORNSWOGGLE VS EL TORIT-OHGODMAKEITSTOPMAKEITFUCKINGSTOP!

With only a paltry 5 matches, expect last minute additions on the night, mostly like the Wyatt Family vs the BOO-SUCKS!

Eamonn tastes Magnum 25 and Cornetto Choc-n-Ball

This February I celebrated 6 years of being Your Enlightened, but I feel like celebrating still! Now, I don't drink but usually to celebrate milestones people drink champagne. Also celebrating a significant milestone is milestone is the ice-cream brand Magnum, 25 years ago, the Finnish company under the heartbeart name, Frisko, invented Magnum, an oversized take on the humble choc ice-Millions of pops and 25 years later, we have come to this point as Heartbeat's world wide companies have distributed Magnum 25, a silver pop for a silver anniversary

MAGNUM 25
FLAVOUR: Vanilla rippled with Champagne flavoured Sauce covered in a double milk chocolate Coat that is subsequently Covered in Silver Food Colouring.
WRAPPING: Foil silver With Magnum Logo altered to incorporate the number "25"
TASTE:OW, MY RETINAS! perhaps reviewing this shiny object at 7pm was a bad idea! Initial bite and the 2 layers of chocolate has a nice thickness, the silver coat adds nothing to the flavour. The ice-cream inside is a little bit  too soft so with some haste a devoured it. the champagne ripples added a something extra to the ice-cream.

And as this was a little short, as a bonus I have an extra Ice-cream to review.
CORNETTO CHOCO-N-BALL
FLAVOUR: Vanilla ice-cream specked with chocolate pieces served in cone and the head of cone covered in milk chocolate with almond pieces.
Wrapping: Red and Yellow gradient with  photo of product wearing cartoon headphones. a bite has being taking out to make the product look like it's smiling
TASTE: because of the oversized head, the product is sold in a wrapper rather than it covered and ready to eat, maybe angering some cornetto Aficionados. Now to the taste, thinly spread chocolate exposes white viens of vanilla, Using my mouth to crack these leylines on the chocolate surface, I'm met with more chocolate only this times as debris of almonds and chocolate specks. And that's it really. It's a far cry from HB Re-Releasing Magnum Cone, but it's a start!

AN IDIOT WITH NO CONCEPT ON HOW CONTINUITY WORKS PRESENTS: TNA JOKER'S WILD: HOMEGROWN SPUD

Tonight it's continuity errors a-go-go as a show filmed in January, with people who have since being fired or turned alignment, Is presented like it's a fresh new show for May!

For those unfamiliar with this event, all matches are tag matches with mystery partners drew at random. (I must add that the tombola used gains more papers as the matches go on, breaking the illusion that the draw is rigged.) the winners of each match goes into a gauntlet for $10,000. What they don't no is that it's the Universal Studio theme park dollars!

First Match saw this British crowd divided as the British invasion was reunited against the now fired Chris Sabin and Gunner. The crowd chanted you sold out at Shag-nus! (at time of filming, Magnus just won the World's championship. No mention of any belts were made this night). After defeating this make-shift them that didn't get along (expect to read that A LOT in this post). The B.I fell out when Magnus exclaimed to be better than Doug ever was.

Next Was Jersey Whore-Robbie E tagging with the recently released Chris Daniels to perform job duty to Samoa Joe and German Wrestler Bad Bones. Bones looks the part of a old school European wrestler and impressed me on this pppv debut.

3 match was the hometown Kid- ROD STEWART Rockstar Spud teaming with Bully Ray vs Austin Aries and Mr Anderson. This was a comedy match-pure and simple, but somehow, Spud and Bully pulled it off, leaving Austin who was pinned, Laughing his head of at the antics.

4 match was a tag team Dream match. THE WOLVES VS BEER MONEY! Roode and storm, the two erstwhile rival put it to one side to recapture the magic they had when they formed under similar circumstances 4-years ago! Despite feeling the momentum some wounds healing. the wolves won in this tag clinic

Tag clinic.... Is not how I would call the last 3 matches!

Kaz and curryman (which means Daniels pulled double duty) and Eric young and Ethan Mid-Carder the TURD! had a comedy match (and I use that term loosely) where the faces didn't want to team with their heel partners. Once again Mid-Carder used cheating to win. Ok he's a heel I get it! but if you want to build this prick to be the guy to take the belt from E.Y., You must book him to win a match cleanly or you'll just have another paper champion.

The last match gave us a possible glimpse into the future as Samuel "the creepy Bastard" Shaw and abyss teamed Against Zima Ion and GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER! This show was filmed a fortnight after Jesse Godderz jobbed to a microphone (See my review of Hardcore Justice to get the joke!), so he was at that level of shite at time of filming! Godderz Jobbed as Shaw put on the Chloroform.

The next match was a tag team knockouts match, with the now recently fired Lei'D Tapa, who was alledgedly fired for having a bad attitude, and it shows in her ring-work and it's that reason I called her "Lady Crapper" because no-one else is as crap as her!

Finally, Ethan Mid-Carter won back the money Aunty D put up in the battle-royal, Now they can pay for luxuries like toilet paper and that there running water, y'all!

Well that's it!
Join me tomorrow when i'll be reviewing Ice-cream for a change!

Summer Schedule 2014

I'm back a day after my dental surgery and I'm feeling a lot better. Now to continue as we mean to go on. Here's my schedule for the summer months on Enlightened Towers' two blogs.

THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE FOR SUMMER
(All posts are likely to change or others added on without notice.)

• Next Thursday: Tna One Night Only: Joker's Wild UK
• Next week: Eamonn Tastes Magnum 25 and cornetto Chocoball
• June: Guaranteed! I will review Payback
• June: Money in the bank
• June: Slammerversey: Dixie's Reign of Terror is Over! Let MVP's Reign Of Terror Begin!
• End of June or when available: Absence makes the Heart Ha'ver for Taters: Walkers Limited Edition Taste Test 2014
• August: Summerslam

BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE
Right now all your Page views are being tallied to determine the ending to this year's Ticket to Hell. but did you know you can vote on twitter? Read part 2 of My Silent Hill revelation review at bogger box office for details. Voting closes the last Friday of may

• Last Monday of May-the Official Ending to the Ticket to Hell: DamNation.
• Last Tuesday of  May-The Alternate endings to Ticket To Hell:DamNation.

This June I will be nearly at a milestone that seemed impossible when I started Bogger box office: A 100th episode! so This June my new storyline isn't even a storyline! It's the ROAD TO ONE HUNDRED!

• June-Eamonn reviews Hobo with a Shotgun
• July-Eamonn reviews Arthur's Great Adventure
• August-Eamonn and 80's Lad Ogle at Piranha DD

For what it's worth, I have all the  films I will reviewed purchased for this years reviews. But I will reveal them in time.
Thank you .
That is all for now.
Eamonn.

The worst Master of Disguise Since Pistachio Disguisey presents:TNA: SACRIFECALMATTER quickie

People always ask me 1 question. And that 1 question is "Eamonn, why do you only quickie synopsis Of Tna shows and only go into detail for WWE Shows?".

Well that's simple! as Tna despite being owned by the same company that can show WWE shows live, opt to show Tna shows 3 days later in Ireland, by then more reliable.(ie American) sites can report on it live, While muggins like us on this side of the Atlantic must either watch it live on an Illegal stream or wait patiently for Wednesday.

So now you know. this is solely for British and Irish guys who for 3 days avoided spoilers like those vile Geordie Whores "women".

Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards, collectively known as Wolves, defeated the useless champions of BLOW-Mance, this match has being cancelled in storyline excuses, but the real excuse was that Robbie, Zima and the new champs are sick of Carrying Jessie GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER Rancid ass!

Next was Samuel Shaw vs Mr. Anderson in a Loser Gets Commited match, This was a goofy match with some funny one-liners from Anderson. After a nut-crusher by Christy, Shaw was put in the paddy-wagon.

Angle and Willow vs Mockstar Dud and Ethan Carter the TURD-THE FUCK YOU THINK?

Match of the Night-Sanada vs Tigre Uno. It was predeceased by a great video package of Sanada's intense training At 4am in Miami. As for the match, Great back and front, did anyone else flinch when Tigre suplexed the champ into the turnbuckle. This match was awesome.

Angelina Love is new women's champion, but as a heel, it now means she loves the ability to win cleanly or use finishers. Remember last month I made fun of Madison using a finisher for the 1st time? Well that's how bad it is! Every heel Knockout not called Gail kim wins by dq, cheating or with the FUCKING ROLL-UP!

I AM FUCKING SICK OF STORM VS GUNNER!
Gunner won, now can you move on, please?

Thanks to Dixie "rich idiot" Carter disguised as the only camerawomen, Cost Bully Ray the table's match after Roode hits the Tnemtsujda Edutitta.

Magnus was outdone by Eric Young the "fighting champion" who revealed he's leaving to film more nature documentaries for Discovery at the end of the Year.

I hope you guys enjoy Extreme Rules on sunday, there will be no review of extreme rules. the next post will be the Summer schedule  Next Thursday.

Sacrifice 2014 predictions

Sunday is Sacrifice!....if your not Britain or Ireland in that case....Wednesday is Sacrifice!

Here's prediction to the last ppv I do before my dental surgery on the 7th of May.

All matches in Descending importance.

TEEANDEH WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TIGHT-ALL MATCH, Y'ALL!
ERIC YOUNG(C) VS SHAG-NUS W/RICH IDIOT!

So TNA, how do you get ratings in a week where after years of bullshit from WWE's creative team Cough*Really Triple h* Cough, Daniel Bryan wins the big one?

BY DOING THE EXACT SAME THING WITH NO BUILD UP AND FOR FREE!
Now I like Eric Young, there's a reason people chant Under-Rated at him. But is putting your belt on a part-time guy a good thing? As far as I know Eric still has that fishing show of his. and like wrestling, Fishing doesn't exactly have an off-season. Still here's hoping a pile-driver will make Shag-nus tell Dixie "Not tonight I have a head-ache!"
MONEY ON: Eric

RUBBER MATCH IN THE BEST OF 3 SERIES FOR THE X DIVISION TIGHT-ALL, Y'ALL!
TIGRE UNO  VS SANADA (C)
Impact's young international talent make their mark on sunday night. This series is a being joy to watch this month. Expect the same on Sunday/Wednesday.
MONEY ON: Tigre uno.

KNOCKOUTS CHAMPIONSHIP
MADISON RAYNE (C) VS ANGELINA LOVE
(sigh...)
Start the Car for Maddie the Job-Girl!
MONEY ON: Love.

TABLES MATCH
BULLY RAY VS BOBBY ROODE
Denied a 10% percent cut in the control of tna by Bully, Roode desire for power has shifted to that of revenge. While Bully has the experience in his signature match, Roode has tweaked his style to include power moves, including his reserve attitude adjustment or Tnemtsujda Edutitta, as I call it, so don't count out Roode yet.
MONEY ON: Roode.

I QUIT MATCH
GUNNER VS JAMES STORM
While gunner has come into his own, he has replaced finding a personality (of which he has none.), with applying to Flag-wavers. James Storm has become this Anti-war Pinko without changing his outward appearance. As for the match. expect Storm to continue to carry gunner.
MONEY ON:Gunner

LOSER GETS COMMITED( YES REALLY!)
MR ANDERSON VS SAMUEL "THE CREEEPY BASTARD" SHAW
I've learned that Christy is going to be part of tna's creative. That doesn't even need a Fucking Punchline! so this gimmick will be nipped in the bud to give creative time to rewrite or repackage Shaw.
Money on: Anderson

TAG MATCH
G.H.3RD-GREENHORN THE TURD AND ROD STEWART MOCKSTAR DUD VS WILLOW AND KURT ANGLE
We've being waiting for this for so long. and now the glorified Abercrombie and Fitch model will have to put up or shut up.
MONEY ON: ANGLE/HARDY

Results will be up on Thursday. Just to remind you all that I wont be reviewing extreme rules because of the aforementioned Surgery. this is my last only ppv until May.

Follow me on twitter at my new address, EnlightenedIrishman @RealEnli

Spring update and schedule 2014

Thanks for all your views yesterday of my WrestleMania report.

THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE FOR SPRING
(All posts are likely to change or be added on.)

• Last Thursday of this month: #WrathOfRichIdiotY'all-TNA SACRIFICE
• This year is also the world cup, so I'm hoping We get limited edition sweets for reviewing,

IN REGARDS WITH THE NEXT TWO PPVS, BANK HOLIDAYS AND PERSONAL LIFE.
As you know, I don't own any Internet connection, and rely solely on Cafes, libraries and Coin-ops. With 2 ppvs solely before bank holidays, It will be hard to compete when the café opens at 12 and by then, others will have the results. Also On the 7th, I have dental surgery. I've being advised to relax the day before, and not to change my eating habits drastically. So that means I won't be reviewing Extreme Rules. I'm sorry, but this cannot be avoided. The ppv in June I will review. but it'll be by a Coin-op in a supermarket, so apologies in advance for Quality.

BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE
THE Final chapter of the Current "INFERAL LODGER" Storyline is Revealed as The 5th ever Ticket to Hell is revealed in DamNation.

• all through April and May- TICKET TO HELL-DAMNATION:EAMONN REVIEWS SILENT HILL REVELATION

thanks for all your support.

Eamonn.

YES!lemania 30 RESULTS: BLACK DAY FOR BROWN TONGUES!

Last Year St Louis was the host for last year's chamber.
This Year-THE BRIDESMAID GOT MARRIED, As it were, This is the show of shows, For the 30th Time, THIS IS WRESTLEMANIA!

As par the course, a video package of the city culture, St Louis is home to Mardi Gras as the Bella Skanks are shown in this video. I'm sure they have flashed many a reveler who throw beads at them, many times!

Hogan, Austin and the Rock had a promo and the crowd went insane! and the matches hadn't even started yet!

QUALIFYING MATCH FOR THE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
DANIEL BRYAN VS TRIPLE H
Steph introduced her husband, who is back in his Conan The Bar-BURY-ian costume. Bryan, with taped up ribs, came out and the crowd exploded in a deafening roar. Bryan all over triple h to start off! Headlock by bryan, into a Leg Lace, then a Crossface. European uppercut then off the ropes a shoulder barge. Trips with a Dragon Screw after the Flash Kicks, When HHH goes out to kiss Steph, D-Bry hits a huge TumbleWeed to the outside. Back in and it seems that Bryan was going for the Dragonfly, but he gets crotched by the Cerebral AssPlug. Bryan's taped arm goes through the wars, as it's just academic for Hunt-uh here. Shoulder barge by Bryan with a scrap of momentum, into More Flash Kicks. A Pair of Germans, A Pair of 2-Counts! Go behind into a Sleep-uh, chained into a German Release suplex by the C.O.O. But an attempt of a Superplex becomes a Sunset flip bomb. Drop kick by a revitalized Bryan, but A clothesline-uh stops it cold, the pedigree is countered into a jack-knife cover, Dragonfly is countered into Crippl-uh Crossface, into the YES!-Lock but hand on the ropes, Steph pulls out HHHusband and Bryan takes out the wwe's power couple with a Suicide Dive. Trips is now even more P.O'ed than he was, countering the Running Knee into a Spinebust-uh! But Bryan does the Impossible, kicked out of the pedigree at a count of 1! Running knee, the cover and ....
WINNER: BRYAN 4/5
And as predicted, Hunt-uh lowers the glass ceiling on Bryan, by targeting the arm of  Bryan. the doctor go check on him.

Well I got this prediction wrong. the Shield looked strong as they mopped the floor with the Old Age Outlaws and Corporate Immobile Slab of Meat.

In match where only Big Slow and Lame-Arse only had entrances, Cesaro Lifted the Giant big show to win the Andre, the European crowd then hummed the Real American tune at Cesaro when he lifted the giant trophy. Will "Cesaro-ing" become the new fan-made Meme?

After a mesmerizing entrance for Bray Wyatt, thanks to Mark Crozier and the Rels, A belly dancer and the French Quarter full of Voodoo paraphilia, A toned down Golden boy Cena came and...You know the rest! But it was a great regardless! Wyatt is 3 for 3 for having the best match at the ppv this year.

THE STREAK
UNDERTAKER VS BROCK LESNER W/Paul Heyman
With coffins lined with the names of every victim, the one that was sired with Brock's name burst into flames, and left as it never happened (FORESHADOWING!)

The aggressive Lesner asserts himself, throwing the Phenom to the ropes. Clothesline nearly dumps 'Taker onto Pauly. Old school blocked by brock. but Taker relies on another trusty favourite, the Apron Legdrop. Back in and Brock gets Snake eyes, Chokeslam is countered as Taker is F5'D. Hard toss into the corner, when taker kicks out! Vertical suplex by the former NCAA Champion. After minutes of an intense beatdown, Taker with a Complete Shot. Big boot only gets 2 and the Chokeslam only gets 2. Desperation becomes stubbornness as 2 attempts at Hell's Gate is countered twice into Package-bombs. Kimora Lock! but Undertaker counters into one of his own. the hold broken, F5 again only gets 2. German suplex and other 1. Punches on the turnbuckle and the Last Ride. Tombstone and ... then what we never thought would happen!
Lesner counters into the F5 AND DESTROYS THE LEGEND!

WINNER:BROCK LESNER.
TWENTYONE.
AND ONE!

In Front of a stunned silenced crowd, after a life-time, after being a constant for 80% of WrestleMania's existence, the words no-one thought would ever speak, THE STREAK...IS OVER!
Taker rises and gets a standing ovation, We Will never see the Likes of Him again!

Divas championship was a 14-women one fall clusterfuck! No thought went into this whatsoever!
AJ Lee, of course! won but would you honestly see any of these Total(ly Useless) Divas having the belts?

This WrestleMania can be Described as 1 word, Bittersweet. Yes Daniel Bryan the title won despite the odds, but the Streak shattered has left a void for Manias to come! This Mania was great the main card was supported well by the undercard. This was changing of the guard moment, Wyatt looked a threat, A.J's title is losing it's luster, Cesaro has a catalyst to turn face and win the MiTB Briefcase, according to Mick Foley, and BRYAN IS CHAMPION. CLEANLY. WITH NO BULLSHIT IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS!

So i'll WrestleMania 30 the same way I ended The Caffeinated  Coup in August.
"FUCK YOU HUNTER, FUCK YOU!"